A poem written by Lu Xiaosu?

If it weren't for the presence of others, if it weren't for the camera shooting, Cao Guoliang might jump to his feet and scold his mother.

It's really a neighbor who eats peppercorns, numb next door!

"A Blossoming Tree", one of Xi Murong's masterpieces.

There is no flowery rhetoric in the poems, and it is for this reason that when reciting, it is more necessary to reflect emotions in the details.

Later, someone tampered with a spoof version, which roughly said:

[I am a big tree that has been waiting for you for 500 years.

When you walk past me, I will fall for you.

If you don't crush you, Lao Tzu will live for nothing for 500 years! 】

Teacher Liu Dawei saw that Cao Guoliang's expression was not very natural, so he had to step forward to solve the siege.

"Very well, then let's move on to the next link."

The art examination process on the earth is more complicated, with language, vocal music, physical form, etc., and finally an oral examination.

This time and space should be much more streamlined, and it is directly a comprehensive assessment, and a scenario is produced for candidates to perform directly, which is simple and rude.

This is also because the enrollment of relevant colleges and universities in this time and space is wider, so the conditions are appropriately relaxed.

Originally, the four interview teachers took turns to write questions for candidates, such as Lu Xiaosu is the number one, it stands to reason that Cao Guoliang should be the question, and the next candidate will be asked by Ying Hong.

But now Cao Guoliang is still in embarrassment, so Ying Hong can only smile and say: "The poem just now is very touching, or let's have a crying scene." ”

The crying scene, as we all know, is more difficult.

Some actors and actresses who have no acting skills, many will choose eye drops, otherwise they really can't cry.

There are also dry howls, which are manifested in pain, but in fact there is not a single tear.

And there are many kinds of crying, some are pear blossoms with rain, and some are snotty.

Xing Ye performed a crying scene in the movie "The King of Comedy", and the snot was old and crystal clear.

Lu Xiaosu lowered his head and pondered his emotions, the camera zoomed in, and gave him a close-up of his face.

When he looked up, everyone saw a pair of very empty eyes.

This is actually Lu Xiaosu is flattering, he is not as powerful as Tony Leung, every look is a play, he can't convey all kinds of emotions in his eyes, so he can only choose to be empty.

In other words, in fact, his eyes at the moment look like ...... In a distraction, in a daze.

At this moment, it was not only Ying Hong, but the other two teachers of Jingying were a little stunned.

They couldn't understand what Lu Xiaosu wanted to express for the time being.

Then, they saw the corners of Lu Xiaosu's mouth slowly curling, slowly curling, and directly stopped grinning.

The smile is exaggerated, exaggerated like a clown.

Wait a minute.

Clown?

They couldn't help but think of last year's Lin Chu jumping off the building, and remembered the "Exaggeration" and clown cartoons that circulated across the country in those days.

Empty eyes, exaggerated smiles, this picture lasted for half a minute!

His cheeks seemed to freeze, and he kept laughing, his eyes blank.

Two tears slowly flowed, and this picture was full of despair!

He's really playing the clown in the comics.

........

In fact, the empty eyes are his trick, including the last tears.

He can cry, he can laugh, but with his acting skills now, he can't do it while crying and laughing.

To be exact, when he lowered his head and brewed emotions, his eyes didn't blink.

Well, he just made a hollow look and smiled at the corners of his mouth.

The tears didn't come out of him crying, they came out because he didn't blink his eyes, and they came out of sourness.

It is precisely because these two tears are the physiological reaction of the human body, which is naturally squeezed out of the tear glands, that his facial expression is stiff.

And this kind of stiffness, but it is the finishing touch, and it makes the clown look like a walking corpse!

Ying Hong and the two teachers glanced at each other, and they both saw a trace of surprise and surprise in each other's eyes.

They are experienced, and they can naturally see at a glance how Lu Xiaosu did it.

His acting skills are not first-class, but he handles them well.

To put it simply, this kid's performance is very spiritual.

He is not acting by experience, nor is he imitating from the script, he has used his brain, he has thought about it.

He handled it very well, at least in Ying Hong's opinion, the picture just now has a strong sense of picture, and it is difficult for him to do better.

If this kind of shot appears in a movie, it is a picture with a lens impact!

This time, Cao Guoliang learned wisely, and didn't say anything, just a few perfunctory words.

And Ying Hong and the two teachers naturally praised Lu Xiaosu a lot.

Lu Xiaosu rubbed his sour eyes slightly, bent down and bowed, and then turned to leave.

Next, Su Lingxi, Ye Fatzi, and Xiao Xia entered in turn, and it didn't take long for the tractor band to end the art exam, and Lu Xiaosu drove back to the hotel together.

"How? Feeling hard? Lu Xiaosu asked while driving.

Su Lingxi sat in the co-pilot's seat, and said with a small mouth: "Acting is really difficult." ”

Lu Xiaosu smiled: "Yo, you little drama spirit still have to pretend." The cold look in front of outsiders, acting like the real thing, now it's difficult for me to act? ”

Su Lingxi glared at him angrily, looked out the window and said, "Although it's difficult, it's really interesting." ”

In fact, the world is inherently unfair.

People like to be praised for being smart more than being praised for being industrious.

I like to be praised for being beautiful than being praised for being neat.

Obviously, everyone subconsciously thinks that what you are born with is more valuable than what you have after hard work.

With Su Lingxi's perfect external conditions, even if he goes to various blockbusters as a vase, it is no problem. Even if she really has no acting skills, Jingying is not willing to miss her, not to mention that she is also Lu Xiaosu's girlfriend, this couple applied for Jingying together, and it has been rumored in the past few days.

And Su Lingxi's achievements in talent are very high, no one in Jingying can deny this, this is a piano genius girl who has won awards in the international youth competition.

"Fatty, Xiao Xia, how are you doing?" Lu Xiaosu asked.

Fat Ye shook his head and said, "Xiao Xia shouldn't have any problems, I'm a little uncertain." ”

Lu Xiaosu knew that Ye Fatzi was still struggling with his 200 catties of fat.

In the past, he and Lu Xiaosu could be said to eat together every day, and they said that they would eat together, but he was the only one who was getting fatter and fatter.

With his physique, God has already given a death order, so give me an honest fat life in this life.

"Don't worry, if they don't admit you, we'll go shoot "Spring Splendid Pig Anal Fissure" and slap them in the face with the pig anal fissure you starred in!" Lu Xiaosu said while driving.

In fact, Ye Fatzi thinks too much, he is born with a sense of joy, and the teachers are not so blind.

Sure enough, a few days later, I was notified that all four of them passed the art exam.

And Lu Xiaosu's art examination video was also officially released by Beijing Film.

As soon as that desperate smile spread, a group of little fresh meat with no acting skills were dragged out and whipped again.

Lu Xiaosu successfully promoted from someone else's child to someone else's idol.

He always seems to surprise people.

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