Chapter 308 "The King of Crossover Singers" is on the air
Baiyun Film and Television has been included in the list of "mother's mentally retarded" in Lu Xiaosu's heart.
He likes this company that loves to play tricks, and thinks that he will be able to save a lot of publicity money by fighting them a few more times in the future.
"Love Apartment" is indeed a small cost, and it is indeed full of rookie actors, but he believes in the quality of this drama.
On the earth, because the early "Love Apartment" did not do much publicity, it relied on word-of-mouth and audience accumulation, so it continued to become popular season after season, until the fourth season, it exploded directly, breaking the original record of the first day of broadcast on the whole network.
Lu Xiaosu is rich and wealthy, so naturally he will not wait quietly for word-of-mouth fermentation. In his plan, the publicity cost of this show is higher than the cost of filming, in order to hype up the popularity in the first season.
Baiyun Film and Television's approach is tantamount to saving him a sum of publicity money, but at the same time, it is equivalent to declaring war on Lu Dong Media, and it is the kind that is relatively ugly.
In this regard, Lu Xiaosu naturally will not be intimidated. In the words that are used badly in fantasy, it is "If you want to fight, I will fight".
Baiyun Film and Television's new drama is very hard, and a lot of money has been spent, Lu Xiaosu decided to teach them a truth: you must dare to fight, if you don't fight, you don't know what despair is.
spent 60 million to hire Qu Yang, who could only pretend to be cold, in Lu Xiaosu's opinion, the other party had already lost half. For the domineering president, the audience has long been a little aesthetically fatigued.
And it can be seen from the title of the play that it is all called "Love Is Late", which shows that there will be no less plots of abuse.
According to the routine, it should be the early stage of the hero and heroine laughing and scolding and misunderstanding countless times, and then the middle and late stages of abuse.
Everyone is bored to watch TV to pass the time, just to have fun. Forget about abuse, domestic screenwriters are all using the same routine, thinking that the audience can be abused by one routine a hundred times...... Brain-dead people always think that the whole world is just as brain-dead as themselves, and try to make themselves ordinary.
Lu Xiaosu was thinking about whether to let these brain-dead screenwriters take a look at Zhiyu texts such as "People Grow and Hate Water Changdong" to improve their level.
Now, Lu Xiaosu doesn't think about these things for the time being, because his girlfriend's variety show is about to start.
Ye Fatzi and Xiao Xia came early, and they also rubbed Lu Xiaosu for dinner.
"Dead fatty, get over and wash the dishes!" Lu Xiaosu scolded.
It's all ripe like this, and Lu Xiaosu doesn't have much hospitality.
"It's okay to call me fat, but can you not add a dead word?" Ye Fatzi came over and said.
While helping Lu Xiaosu wash the dishes together, he said, "Why didn't Dong Dongdong come to watch TV together?" ”
Lu Xiaosu glanced at him and said unhappily: "Yo ho, miss him?" ”
"A little, a little." Ye Fatzi smiled.
Looking at Ye Fatzi's virtue, Lu Xiaosu always felt that these two people had a relationship, and he couldn't help but think of "Childlike Fun" written by Shen Fu in the Qing Dynasty, [When Comrade Yu remembers him, he can open his eyes to the sun].
"Fat Ye, promise me, don't do anything that makes Xiao Xia sad, okay?" He said to Ye Fatzi very sincerely.
Ye Fatzi nodded decisively and said, "Of course, just like me, being able to find a girlfriend like Xiao Xia is already a virtue in my previous life." But, why do you say that? ”
Lu Xiaosu said while brushing the dishes: "I'm afraid that you will go astray, you have to remember that taking the dry road is also cheating!" ”
Ye Fatzi understands now, he is knowledgeable. What is the fetish of broken sleeves, fluttering, masculine, peach, rabbit, glass, and contract brothers...... He knows it all.
He joked: "This question, let's talk about it later, and we'll talk about it later." ”
With the virtue of Ye Fatzi, I am afraid that the word "advice in the rest of your life" can make him think about it.
At this time, two girls in the living room shouted: "Don't wash it yet, the show has begun!" ”
Ye Fatzi and Lu Xiaosu threw down the unwashed dishes, wiped their hands, and then came to the living room to sit down.
They sat on the sofa, the two girls liked to sit on the carpet, the two pairs of long legs sat cross-legged, and the floor was stocked with snacks like potato chips.
The corners of Lu Xiaosu's mouth twitched, and it was the first time that he saw a show like Su Lingxi who watched his own show with such relish, and even the melon seed drink was ready.
On TV, "The King of Crossover Singers" was officially launched, and in the passionate music, the hostess Song Yi walked on the stage.
"Tomorrow's Singer" is also hosted by her, and Lu Xiaosu is quite familiar.
"Welcome to watch "The King of Crossover Singers" titled by Green Moon Laundry Detergent, I am the host, Song Yi."
Nima, why is it still this green moon? Don't think that if you go from hand sanitizer to laundry detergent, I won't recognize you!
Next, the contestants sang in turn.
"Little deer, how many are you?" Natsu asked as she ate her chips.
"The last one, hee-hee." Although Su Lingxi didn't say anything, her eyes revealed a little pride of a young girl.
Lu Xiaosu didn't ask her how many places she ranked, but from Su Lingxi's beckoning everyone to watch together, it can be proved that she performed well.
The first to appear is the Chinese-American Lin Shirley, a well-known mixed-race model in the entertainment industry, whose nationality is in the United States, but he has stayed in China for half his life, and his Chinese Mandarin also has the taste of Northeast Dajiaozi.
As soon as she came on stage, Ye Fatzi couldn't help but say: "Yo ho, the legs play the New Year series." ”
Not to mention, with his eye-catching figure and deep three-dimensional facial features, many of the audience screamed.
"She's pretty good." Su Lingxi said.
She has met this Lin Xueli once, and she is very envious of other people's figures.
She also has long legs, but her breasts, which can only be said to be quite large, cannot be compared with other people's mixed-race children.
This is also one of the reasons why she was furious when she went home to take a shower, looked down at her breasts and found that it had not grown any bigger.
Lin Xueli sang a Chinese song as a mixed-race child of American nationality, which is a very good thing to brush the national favorability, and I have to say that this approach is very smart.
What's more, otaku have long been attracted by her pair of legs that can clamp people to death, as well as the chest of suffocating people.
The song she sang was called "Love Samba", and she also twisted her waist and danced twice, and the swinging hips made Ye Fatzi almost drool.
"Love is like a samba, come and invite me."
At the end of the song, Lin Xueli bent down and bowed, and the scenery in front of the low-cut dress naturally feasted the audience's eyes.
"me! This man is a liar! This is ticket fraud! Xiao Xia immediately said unfairly.
"This is the innate advantage of others, besides, how can the breasts gather people's hearts?" Ye Fatzi didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
Xiao Xia twisted him viciously and asked, "Isn't there another sentence that is why the world is flat if the chest is uneven?" ”
Ye Fatzi endured the pain and continued to look for death: "Nonsense, the real fierce generals in the world, those chest muscles, there is no C and B, right?" ”
Although it sounded so reasonable, Lu Xiaosu couldn't help but kick Ye Fatzi and said, "Dead fatty, have you forgotten which side you are on?" ”
"Yes! However, my experience tells me that this kind of woman with European and American blood has only been beautiful for so many years, and when they reach middle age, they will be ...... tsk."
"Do you still have experience? Why don't you go to heaven? Oh yes, you can't go up if you're so fat. Xiao Xia continued to pinch the fat man's fat meat.
Looking at the laughing and slapping crowd, Su Lingxi felt that he had almost forgotten how lonely he was more than a year ago.
Since the chance encounter in the piano room, her life has been different.
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(ps: As usual, push some songs that can't be written in the book, and today it's good to push an English song, but it's not sung by foreigners, it's called "onderful U", it's sung by AGA, and the Cantonese version is called "Yuan", which is very good.) )