Chapter IV
When I walked back to the hotel, it was almost eleven o'clock.
Just as I was about to enter the room, I suddenly remembered the beautiful female tour guide who said that she would wait for me to come back and chat in my room.
It's weird, if you want to chat, you can do it during the day! Why do you have to do it at night?
In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows want to ......
I couldn't help but shudder, but I didn't know if it was because of too much excitement or because of extreme fear.
Suddenly, I remembered a story about vampires that Dumb once said......
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“...... On a cloudy, lightning-heavy night, the actor James Pound slowly stopped the car, took out a dark green rusty copper key, and opened the gate of the castle......"
A flash of lightning suddenly shone into the dark room, and I almost jumped out of bed. The muffled thunder that followed slightly interrupted Dumb's story, and he took the opportunity to snatch another piece of beef jerky from me for supper.
"Actor James Pound munched on beef jerky...... Oh no, smoking an ancient Brazilian cigar while sneaking into the castle by the light of a ZIP lighter. Cautiously walking up a creaking old staircase, waving away the dusty cobwebs in front of him, he stopped outside a paint-mottled door. There was another cala cala of keys, and then the door was slowly pushed open with a groan of pain, and a damp smell of putrid came to his nose, making Pound, who could smoke a cigar as if nothing had happened even in the gas chambers, couldn't help but hold his breath......"
Suddenly, a dark wind blew, and the faint flame on the ZIP lighter flickered a few times before it went out weakly, and the surroundings immediately fell into a silent darkness. Our male protagonist Pound had to pull out another flashlight, but before he could turn it on, the whole room was already lit up......"
Dozens of candles hanging from the ceiling seemed to be lit at the same time, making this small old study room glow with a ghostly aura in the dim candlelight. At the desk, a bewitching blonde, dressed in a revealing black shiny leather dress, sat on a wide leather chair, holding a beautiful little pistol, and smiled charmingly at Pound: 'Hey, handsome man, I thought you weren't coming!'"
At this point, Dumb stopped, stretched out his right hand and smiled at me.
I glared at him and reluctantly gave him the last piece of beef jerky in my hand.
"Ah...... Well, mission accomplished, sleep!" Dumb chewed on beef jerky and prepared to go to bed.
"Hey, you're not done yet!"
"Oh, aren't you done yet?" Dumb coughed twice as if he had just remembered, and continued, "Ah...... Then, Pound took out a piece of beef jerky from ancient Germany and ate it with the blonde beauty. Well, it's finally over, good night......"
I kicked him in the ass in anger and shouted, "You are a liar! Be careful I tell the old man that you lied to me!"
Dumb said helplessly: "Little ancestor, the next thing is really not suitable for children, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep at night after listening to it!"
"Tell me quickly!, or don't think I'll listen to your story in the future!!"
"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you...... Then the blonde slowly stood up, pointed a gun at Pound, who had his hands raised, and said, 'I've been waiting for you for a long time.' Come on, baby, take off my clothes one by one. ’”
Pound gave his trademark smile, shrugged helplessly, handed the cigar in his mouth to the girl, turned around, and slowly began to undress. The girl stabbed him in the back with a gun again, and said with a smile: 'Turn around, or I won't be able to see clearly......'"
"Well, why don't you say that?" I asked anxiously.
"Ahem. Then, in the light of the candlelight, the two men hugged each other tightly and rolled to the ground. Then, the candlelight slowly went out, leaving only a series of girls' gasps and the crashing sound of flesh......"
"Ahh
Dumb gave me a blank look, and then said, "The next day, the New York Times published a news item about a shriveled male body abandoned in a garbage dump. The male corpse also had a wound on his neck that appeared to have been bitten by a beast, and the blood in his body had been sucked out by some unknown creature. ”
Dumb said this, and made a little proud preview of the next issue: "Okay, this is the end of the vampire legend of the 007, and tomorrow night, the deep sea suspicion of the 007 will begin." Ahem, get your beef jerky ready! ”
"Hey, isn't he already hanging, why is he going to play in the deep sea tomorrow?" I was quite surprised.
"Damn! Did I tell that the male corpse is Pound?"
"But isn't that woman a vampire?"
"Did I say that the woman is a vampire?!" Dumb almost fainted from me.
"But you haven't talked about vampires since five days ago until yesterday, so why call it Vampire Tales today?"
"Nonsense! Do you know what a legend is?! Of course, it's something that has disappeared, so it's called a legend!!"
“...... But there's not even a vampire-related thing......"
"Damn, wasn't that male corpse killed by a vampire at the end? Look, how responsible I am! The storytelling not only tells you at the end but also gives you a theme that echoes, don't care if you want beef jerky, you can just steal the fun!"
“......”
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"Ah Ling, why are you still standing here?" Xie Ye Akira was wearing a nightgown, and looked at me strangely who was still standing at the door in a daze.
"Huh, why don't you go to bed quickly, what are you running out for?" I glared at him curiously.
Xieno Ming smiled slyly and whispered in my ear: "Hehe, of course it's a night attack, and I'm about to call you!
"Who is the night raid?" I asked, puzzled.
"It's our delicate tour guide Miss Lin Fei'er! People have so generously borrowed our two sets of such expensive dresses, why should we come to the door to express it!"
It dawned on me that the tour guide was named Lin Fei'er, so I pointed to my room and said, "Ah! she's in my room, so let's go in together and thank her!"
Akira Xieno stared at the bull's eyes and shouted in disbelief, "What? she's in your room?!"
She said she was going to talk to me at night and was waiting for me in my room. ”
Xie Ye Ming looked at me stupidly for a long time, and finally patted me on the shoulder, and said with a wry smile helplessly: "Forget it, you should go in by yourself!" But be careful, don't make too much of it, lest you won't be able to participate in the competition tomorrow." After watching your performance today, I have a lot of confidence in you!"
"Huh, what are you doing? Don't you want to go in together and say thank you? You initiated it!"
"Alas, it's a pity that people's targets are not me!" Xie Ye Ming sighed, and suddenly cheered up again: "Hehe, I saw their female boss today, and I really looked forward to being alive and coquettish! Before leaving, he didn't forget to pat me: "Boy, work hard, don't embarrass me!"
Watching him humming a little song leisurely away, I shook my head and unscrewed the door.
But I saw that the room was brightly lit, and a moving figure stood in front of the window, holding a glass of red wine and turning his back to me looking at the beautiful night view of the island outside the window.
I secretly wondered in my heart, how did the figure of this tour guide become so familiar at this moment, but why didn't I see it during the day?
When I found out that she still had long fuchsia watery hair, I couldn't help but exclaim, "You, you...... Why are you here?!"
Xieno Ming, who hadn't gone far yet, rushed back when he heard the news, and looked at the girl who turned her head with a smile, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Dragon, dragon, dragon...... Long Yinyao ?!!"
Long Yinyao glanced at me angrily: "Hmph, the first time you went out on a mission, you learned to pick up girls?
Akira Xieno glanced at me and asked nervously, "You know each other?"
Seeing that I nodded weakly, he quickly rushed back to his room: "Hold her! I'll change my clothes and ask her for an autograph!!"
I looked at her strangely, "Hey, why are you? What about Miss Lin? Has she been here?"
Long Yinyao turned her head to look at me without looking at me, and said slowly but angrily: "I don't know if it's Miss Lin, but when I came in just now, there was one inside who almost thought I was your beauty, and hugged me for a long time." If she hadn't found out that I was a woman, I'm afraid she would have dragged me to bed......"
Only then did I realize that the tour guide, Miss Lin, really didn't just want to come to chat with me.
Smiling awkwardly, I embarrassedly explained, "Ah...... Actually, I didn't know what she meant......"
"You don't know?" Long Yinyao turned around and looked at me with a sneer: "A girl said she was going to come to talk to you in the middle of the night, but you didn't know what she meant?"
"yes...... It's like you're coming to me now, I don't know why......" I looked at Long Yinyao innocently.
After saying this, before I could lighten the mood with a self-deprecating smile, a wine glass suddenly bloomed on the bridge of my nose without warning, and the cold liquor blurred my eyes in an instant.
Wiping the liquor and broken glass shards from my face, I covered my nose and looked at her angrily - what did I do?
Long Yinyao, who had beaten someone, not only did not have a trace of apology on her face, but also looked at me without fear, and even said provocatively: "Why do you want to beat me? Hmph, I'm not afraid of you!"
Silently turning my head into the bathroom, I turned on the faucet and washed the liquor off my face. When I turned off the faucet, I was mad and accidentally unscrewed the entire faucet.
The icy tap water shot out like crazy, drenching me all over my body.
casually pinched the tap water pipe that was still spraying water crazily, and just wanted to find a towel to wipe his face, a hand passed a towel behind him, but he heard Long Yinyao, who walked in at some point, sighed: "Alas, it's me who is wrong, I misunderstood you...... Actually, I heard the conversation between you and that stupid big guy outside the door just now, but I really couldn't swallow this breath. ”
I took the towel and wiped my face vigorously, ignoring her.
"Hey, a big man, don't be so stingy, okay?! I've never been hugged and kissed like this since I was a child! Hey, don't look like you've been wronged, okay? I haven't wronged you...... Hmph, believe it or not, I'll go back and tell Ah Yue about this, and it's strange to see if she doesn't pick your skin. ”
The anger that had just calmed down a little bit slammed into her after hearing this, and I glared at her and yelled viciously: "You dare to provoke me again, believe it or not, I can't let you get out of this house today?!"
When Long Yinyao saw that I was angry again, she couldn't help but yell at me, "You dare?
I was so angry that I was trembling and dizzy, and I smashed the washstand with my hands, and in the midst of the flying stones, I yelled at her even louder: "Do you think I dare?!"
Apparently taken aback by my sudden and rough behavior, she shrank down and glared at me with a pale face: "There's a ...... There's a kind of you killed me......" said, his eyes turned red, and two lines of tears burst out of his eyes.
Looking at the crystal tears across her snow-white face, I couldn't help but be stunned - what was wrong with me? Wasn't it just a wine glass on my nose? Is it worth smashing things and yelling at people like this?
Could it be that the longer I take off my mask, the more difficult it is to control my temper?
Fiercely exhaling the stuffy breath held in my chest, I no longer paid attention to Long Yinyao, who was still standing there staring at me in anger, and turned out of the bathroom, only to see Xie Ye Ming standing at the door in a stunned suit, still holding a gold pen and a hardcover notepad stolen from nowhere.
"She's your enemy?" said Akira Shinano, looking at me in disbelief.
I shook my head and said weakly, "Leave her alone, come and see this outfit for me first, I don't know if I can wear it again." ”
"Your girlfriend?" he looked at me even more incredulously.
"Do you think so?" I asked him angrily.
Xie Ye Ming shook his head: "I don't look like it, how can you be worthy of her? Damn, I think you should throw away this set of clothes, and wait to take the blame tomorrow!"
I sat down on the sofa with a headache, picked up the bottle of red wine that Long Yinyao had just opened, and took a big sip.
Damn, I saw Ah Bing today, and completed the important task ordered by the principal, and when I was happy, I just ran into her!
I really don't know if this guy is my nemesis, but within two minutes of seeing her, she was smashed and watered, so I don't feel any mood now.
Xieno Ming, who was not afraid of death, actually ran to the bathroom, and said with a cautious smile: "This ...... This one...... Please, excuse me...... Can you help me sign it?"
"Get out!!" With Long Yinyao's hoarse roar, he saw Xie Ye Ming staggering out in embarrassment, and the door of the bathroom slammed shut.
Xieno Ming sat down beside me with a bitter face, took the wine bottle in my hand and wiped his mouth, and asked with an incomprehensible face: "What the hell is going on with you two? If her fans see it, they won't kill you?!"
I looked at him with a wry smile: "I don't understand what the hell is going on. Alas, I pity this outfit! I wore it for one night, and then I died. Look, how much is this outfit worth?"
"I think it's worth at least three hundred silver rukes, and if it's a snow dillon, it's probably a thousand. Xieno Ming sighed: "Alas, I'm going to bleed a lot now!"
Luckily, it's much cheaper than I estimated. And I now have more than 2,000 silver Lukes on me, although I only earn it by not sleeping for two weeks, but just taking out more than half of it at once, which is equivalent to a year and a half of tuition, is enough to make my flesh ache.
"Hey, she hasn't come out after staying for so long, why don't you persuade her?" Xie Ye Ming pointed to the bathroom and asked me quietly.
"Do you think I'm long-lived?" I glared at him.
"That's not what I said! She's a girl anyway, how can you show your strength as a manly man! If her manager comes to her and sees her so angry that she has a cerebral hemorrhage and faints in your bathroom, how will you explain it then?"
I stared at him blankly, and it took me a long time to react, and after shuddering, I hurriedly ran to the door of the bathroom and shouted, "Long Yinyao, Long Yinyao, you, are you okay?"
Seeing that there was no response even after screaming several times, I was so frightened that my heart almost jumped out of my chest, and even my voice changed.
After screaming a few more times, I looked at Xieno Akira who was also nervous and pricked up his ears to listen to the movement inside, gritted his teeth, and kicked the door open with a "bang", but before I could rush in, the door closed from the inside with a "bang".
Covering my nose, which was almost deformed, I held back my tears and bared my teeth and patted the door: "Rub it and shake it, rub it easily, hey the door...... Hey door......"
I suddenly heard a chuckle of "poof" from inside, and I breathed a sigh of relief and apologized softly: "I'm sorry, I was too impulsive just now." Actually, I know that you didn't misunderstand me at all, and you didn't want to tell Syracuse about it, right? Ahem, alas, I think I've probably been too tired late......ly! So ......"
So, don't tell Syracuse about this......
If it weren't for the fact that I was really afraid that she would accidentally have a heart attack, cerebral hemorrhage or other sudden illness under her anger, I really wouldn't apologize to her. With such a hot temper, anyone has to be erect, and not beating her is already very face-saving for her.
After the apology was over, there was no movement inside. I scratched my head and cautiously opened the door, only to find that she was covering her face with a wet towel.
"Ahem...... No...... Not angry?"
Long Yinyao snorted softly, and I was so frightened that I almost ran away from the door, but when I saw her take off the towel, she glared at me and said, "After the competition is over tomorrow night, I will sing to the winners!" As a result, now you are so angry that my voice is hoarse and my eyes are swollen, how can you let me go on stage tomorrow?"
I cautiously smiled and said, "The little one will treat you, don't panic, don't panic." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and gently stroked her eyes, and with a little luck, he helped her dredge the meridians and activate the acupoints to dissolve the stasis, and when she took it down again, her two eyes had recovered as before.
Then he gently pinched her little hand, and a true qi went up her arm, and in a blink of an eye, the stagnant stagnation in her throat was dredged, and then respectfully handed over a glass of red wine infused with true qi, and after moistening her old man's throat, it was done.
"I can't see it, your healing skills are not bad! It's just that your temper is too big, hmph, Leng Yu is much better than you. Long Yinyao didn't forget to hurt me two sentences: "No wonder Ah Yue is inseparable from Leng Yu now, I think I am angry with you." ”
I unconsciously glanced at Xie Yeming, and when I saw that he didn't react, I shrugged my shoulders indifferently: "He's him, I'm me, don't pull me with him if it's okay." ”
Long Yinyao obviously heard "him" as "she", and after stomping on me hard, she secretly muttered to herself: "A heartless guy, he deserves not to find a girlfriend." ”
I wiped my tears and cried: "Sister~~ What I said is not to pull Leng Yu with me, does this sentence also attract you?"
"Ahh......h Forget it, I don't remember villains, so I'll do you a favor!"
But seeing her reach out in the air and grab it back, the moisture on my clothes vaporized one after another, condensing into a white mist that enveloped my whole body and flowed to her palm.
After a while, my body was refreshing, there was no water stain, and Long Yinyao's palm also condensed a large reunion of swaying crystal water balloons.
It's a pity that the suit is already a little wrinkled, and it seems that there is no way to remedy it.
"What kind of tattered suit is this, splash a little water and it will become like this. Long Yinyao threw the ball of water into the washstand that I had smashed, and dragged me back and forth several times, shaking Yao's head angrily.
At a glance, she saw the wine bottle in Xieno Ming's hand, hooked her fingers, and the wine bottle suddenly appeared in her hand.
I heard Xieno Ming exclaim on the sofa: "Where's my wine?"
Long Yinyao took the wine bottle and ironed my suit back and forth a few times like a little daughter-in-law sweeping the dust off her husband's clothes with a brush, and then saw that those wrinkles that could never be erased again had miraculously disappeared as if they did not exist at all.
I exclaimed, "Wow, if you change your career to become a washerman in the future, you must be a good hand!"
Xie Ye Ming, who didn't realize the whereabouts of the wine bottle until this moment, awkwardly handed it to Long Yinyao with a pen and paper, pointed to the wine bottle and asked, "This...... Shall we change?"
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"Long Yu, I ran into Ye Lingbing just now. I heard that you and the dragoon generals around Ye Lingjian had a fight, has the mission been completed?"
After signing for Xieno Ming and letting him go on the expedition again satisfied, Long Yinyao took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and asked me with a self-pour.
"You ...... Why do you drink wine as water?" I wondered as I looked at the third glass of wine in her hand.
"Anyway, all your VIPs are free of charge, I don't drink more, aren't you at a loss?" Long Yinyao grimaced: "Tell me quickly, is the task completed?"
"Well, you go back and tell the headmaster that the mission is successfully completed. Ye Lingjian decided to deposit a total of 1.53 billion yuan in Hirsch's seventy-one secret accounts around the world within three months, and the rest of the matter was as long as the principal sent someone to tell him the addresses of those seventy-one accounts. ”
"So smooth?" Long Yinyao looked at me in surprise: "You shouldn't have used force and family affection to blackmail him, right?"
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"Hehe, I didn't expect you to complete the mission on the first day of coming, it was really unexpected for me and the principal! By the way, how were the three Purple Emblem Dragoons and the Commander of Kempert sent away by you? Four people went together, or did they come one by one?"
I said lightly, "Ah, they didn't see me as an opponent, so they didn't take it seriously, but when I heard that I was friends with Akira Shimono, they shook hands and made peace." ”
Long Yinyao nodded, looked at me and smiled slyly: "Hehe, Long Yu, I didn't expect that you, an idiot, would be so good at luck, and you would become friends with Xie Yeming, a guy who is famous in both black and white, I believe that it will be easier to do things in the future!"
Of course, I knew what she meant by her smile, and hurriedly pleaded: "Please, please, you and the principal must not say that I am borrowing the light of Akira Xieno, otherwise I don't know what more perverted tasks he will send to me in the future!"
"Oh, then it depends on how you bribe me~~" Long Yinyao proudly threatened me: "Do you want to be my little brother?"
I poured a glass of wine with a headache, drank it in anticipation, and shook my head with great certainty.
"Hey! When my little brother is very shameless? Anyway, I am also a well-known person in the world now! One appearance fee is enough to cover Hearst's expenses for half a year! The big deal is a salary of 5,000 a month, and when I am on tour, I will pay for the travel expenses, food and lodging, and a bonus of 30 percent. ”
I looked at her with my mouth wide open, stunned: "Five...... Five thousand ?!!"
Of course, this is just the beginning, if the cooperation goes well in the future, it will rise!" Long Yinyao continued to bewitch me.
"Leng Yu is now only two and a half silver Luke's salary a month, and you will give me five thousand a month?"
Long Yinyao shouldn't be selling drugs everywhere in the name of touring, right?!
"Hehe, my one-time appearance fee is at least more than 300,000 yuan! Although 5,000 a month is a bit higher, but a master like you, I don't lose at all. Of course, if I can find that red-haired guy to be my little brother, I'm afraid his salary will be at least 10,000!"
"Which red-haired?" I asked warily.
Damn, someone dares to steal business from me and doesn't want to get mixed up?
"Huh, you don't know, it's the same master who fought someone who could attack with dark blue last time at Hirsch, aren't you from Rich's? you don't know him?" Long Yinyao looked at me strangely.
"Ahem...... I'm sorry, but I'm only a prep one now, and I haven't seen a few people in Rich's family, let alone any redheads. ”
After a long time, it turned out that the very threatening competitor was myself!
Long Yinyao nodded: "Well, indeed! Even when I asked Lao Baimao, he wouldn't tell me the true identity of that guy." Alas, it looks like that guy must be our Hearst trump card!"
"......" is it?
"How about it? Have you thought about it? 5,000 labor per month is not something that can be found casually!" Long Yinyao asked me with a smile.
Seeing that I was holding my head and hesitating, she got up and said, "Hehe, you have to think about it." If you've thought about it, you can come to me at any time! It's not early, you can rest! I'm going back to my room, good night. ”
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After waking up in the morning, he and Akira Xieno enjoyed a hearty breakfast in the room. When he took the elevator downstairs, Akira Xieno was still there smug and showing off his great achievements last night, which made everyone in the elevator look sideways.
When I gathered at the entrance of the hotel, the original tour guide was replaced by a man, which made me and Akira Xieno stunned.
"Excuse me...... Where is Miss Lin Fei'er?" Xie Ye Ming stepped forward to ask the male tour guide.
"Ah, Guide Lin, because she has something temporary, let me help her lead the group, and I will be responsible for your next trip. The male guide replied angrily.
That's when I breathed a sigh of relief. Originally, I was still worried about how to explain last night's accident to her today, but at this moment, it seems that there is no need for this.
After everyone arrived, the male tour guide introduced himself first, his name was Lynch, and he was actually Lin Fei'er's brother. It seems that the brother and sister and the second tour guide are really affectionate! The younger sister has something to do, and the elder brother comes to the top.
Next, here are the precautions for this morning's itinerary: "Yesterday my sister led everyone to visit several tourist attractions on Paradise Island, I believe everyone had a great time! But those attractions are not the real attraction of our Paradise Island, just appetizing desserts." Today, I'm going to take you on a tour of the true charm of Paradise Island and give you a taste of what it means to be a man!"
After a round of applause, everyone, including the tour guide, laughed and whispered excitedly about the content of the program for a while, which made me and Akira Xieno dumbfounded.
Compared with them, even Akira Xieno, who advocates coming here all day long to enjoy the beauty of beauty, suddenly became an innocent young man who has just come out.
Before I do that, I'd like to share with you a few important points to note today. First of all, I believe you all know that everyone who can come to Paradise Island is a person with a head, a face, a status, an identity, a fame, and a taste. Some are the president of a certain alliance, some are the commanders and dragoons who come for vacation, some are members of the Senate, and even the representatives of the family alliance with strong financial strength. So, the first thing I want to pay attention to is that don't get into an argument with strangers, and everyone should be humble to each other - maybe the new friend you make today will give you an order of tens of millions tomorrow. ”
"The second is that I hope you can pay attention to the time limit of the game, and don't forget to return to the team. You know, although Paradise Island has no control over your desires, it is quite strict when it comes to time. Once it is found that the overtime is overtime, it will be severely punished. Fines are secondary, and what is even more terrifying is that if you die in it due to physical exhaustion, they will definitely not be responsible for your personal safety. ”
Everyone looked at each other and changed color, and nodded their heads to indicate that they must abide by the time regulations.
"The third is about how long you can stay on Paradise Island. Long Biaoling and Akira Xieno are the special guests of our team this time, and like the special guests in other teams, they can stay for about a month after the competition. Other VIPs can only stay for fifteen days. If you do not leave the island after the deadline, first of all, like the second one, Paradise Island will no longer be responsible for your personal safety, and will refuse to sell the cheap gems to resurrect you, and you will have to resurrect from the black market for forty or fifty times more than the parity price. For example, for example, in a normal obsidian, seventeen can revive you once, and the first five days are free to resurrect, and the second ten days need to be purchased from the government for ten silver rukhs each. Once the return date is overdue, you will need to pay 400 silver lukes per 1 to buy them from the black market, and whether you can buy them depends on your luck. ”
Everyone nodded busily, it seemed that the price of six thousand eight resurrections once also made these people who had never taken money seriously feel extremely unacceptable.