Some people say I'm handsome, I stood on the balcony and thought about it for a night, who leaked the news......

It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he beat me to death and did not believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosomes.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother dragged her father to the hospital for a paternity test, and the doctor opened the quilt and cried after just looking at it, wiped his nose and said Go back, this is not your son, no one's, human beings can't give birth to such a handsome child......

An intern nurse came over and immediately found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and spread out the coiled hair at once, and muttered to me: Long hair is reserved for you, if you don't marry you in this life, don't cut your long hair, clear the ancient Buddha, and comb yourself in the boudoir......

When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school, not that I didn't go to school, I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time, the children's teachers and the principal of the kindergarten were crazy, and my face was swollen into a watermelon by a little girl.

The CCTV Focus Talk Program team came to interview me, and the beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish.

The United Nations earmarked a shelter for me to build atop Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, God was literally within reach.

Although it was pure, it was also extremely boring, and I stood on the top and shouted, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky: "No, you lied...

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