This is not a donkey, it's a husband!
"Brother!"
"Red Lotus!"
"You're finally back. ”
"Brother, you miss me to death. ”
"Since you miss me so much, do you want to kiss me!"
Han Fei said to the red lotus with a gentle face, and the smile in his eyes was about to overflow.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
As she spoke, Honglian stood on tiptoe and kissed Han Fei's smooth cheek a few times.
"Fool, I'm kidding!"
"Why are you still here?"
Han Fei smiled and looked at the red lotus helplessly, his eyes were full of pampering.
"Of course it's true!"
"Look at so many people on the street!"
Hearing Han Fei say this, Honglian realized that she was on the street now.
"Do you know who I am?!"
Red Lotus was playing with a petty temperament and yelled at the passers-by who were quietly peeking around. -
"Don't be afraid that I'll poke you in the eye!"
"Princess Red Lotus, the villain doesn't dare!"
An ordinary person hurriedly knelt down in front of the Red Lotus Princess and said in fear.
"Close your eyes!" Red Lotus commanded.
"You too! Close your eyes! Whoever dares to open their eyes will gouge out their eyeballs!"
Red Lotus puffed out her cheeks and said angrily to the people around her.
Hearing this, the surrounding people were so frightened that they knelt on the ground, closed their eyes, and didn't dare to open them at all.
Seeing such a scene, Han Fei hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, hey, she's joking......"
"Not really!"
"Ah, what are you doing, am I letting you go?"
Leng Yanqiu, who was watching the drama that was about to end, took Xiaoyi, pulled his donkey and prepared to leave.
But he didn't want to be stopped by the red lotus, so he turned around without any nervousness and faced the red lotus.
However, Xiaoyi was frightened by Princess Red Lotus, and kept covering her eyes with one hand, afraid of gouging out her eyes.
"Red Lotus!"
First called Honglian with a slight reprimand, Han Fei gave a salute and said, "I'm sorry Brother Leng, my sister is young and ignorant......"
"Am I so cruel in your eyes?"
Isn't it? Han Fei looked at Leng Yanqiu with a solemn gaze, if Leng Yanqiu made a move, then he would ......
"You didn't play the character of the house for three days, I really can't help it!"
The donkey's lips said a word to the horse's mouth, and he said with a cold smile: "May I ask Princess Red Lotus, will you listen to the words of the monarchs of other countries when you go to other countries?"
"No!"
Honglian said without thinking that she could go to other countries and would abide by the laws of other countries.
But she won't listen to other monarchs, respecting the law is courtesy, and respecting other kings is treason.
"So, why should I listen to you?"
"You're not Korean?"
"Of course!"
"But I'm not a king either!"
"Red Lotus!"
Seeing that Honglian was open-mouthed, Han Fei hurriedly stopped her from going on.
"Heh~"
Leng Yanqiu didn't speak, glanced at the two voyeurs, and clenched his fists at Han Fei, "The lonely shadow of the cold river, the old people in the rivers and lakes, why should we have known each other." Han Fei, let's say goodbye. ”
"Alas~alas~ this is gone~"
If you don't go, stay in the wind!
He's going to do a big business!
"Brother, who is he?"
"A fan. ”
"Confused?"
"Don't talk about him, Red Lotus, let's go! I haven't been home for a long time, I miss him so much!"
"You want to be a beautiful bar in the palace!
............
"Red Lotus, how are you doing all these years?"
"Brother, you have been in Songhai for so long, no one has anyone to play with me when you read any broken books. ”
Honglian pouted, and continued aggrievedly, "And I went missing, and sent several teams to meet you, but I didn't find you." ”
"Hey~ I like to be clean"
"You like to be clean? I think you're hiding somewhere to drink, aren't you?"
"I smell of alcohol on my body, how long has it been since I took a shower?"
"Yesterday I took a thorough bath in the pot!"
"In the pot?"
"Ahem, ahem, this was an accident......"
"By the way, brother, why are you wearing a shirt?"
"Ahem, kids, don't ask so much ......."
"Xinzheng is really getting interesting now"
"Oh?"
"It's a master, a very strong master. ”
At a window, a white-haired man said to a purple-haired bewitching beauty.
......
......
"You thought this was an ordinary stupid donkey, you're wrong!"
"It's an ancient beast, husband!"
Syllable!
In a big room, Leng Yanqiu slapped away his donkey and stretched out the head of the grass in his hand, and said to the man in front of him with a serious face.
“............”
The man looked at his subordinates who were lying in the corners, motionless, not knowing whether they were dead or alive, and very happily let the two subordinates who were so excited that they went to their two intact subordinates who were weak in their legs to pay and buy the donkey... Husbands.
"Three hundred gold?"
Looking at the small bag of gold coins in his hand, Leng Yanqiu frowned.
"This is Fu Zhu, do you think he is worth three hundred gold?"
"This lord, that's all we have to ......"
The person who handed the money to Leng Yanqiu said tremblingly, and at the same time quietly moved back, afraid, Leng Yanqiu slapped himself too.
"Brother, I'm hungry!"
Xiaoyi rubbed his stomach pitifully and said.
Yesterday, I paid for the house and food, as well as the porridge money that was destroyed by Han Fei, and compensated for the broken door panel.
Leng Yanqiu and Han Fei's money, it was gone, he forcibly took Han Fei's coat and changed it into a cake, and it has been holding on until now, it is normal for Xiaoyi to be hungry.
"Well, this donkey... Well, my husband is destined for you, so I won't force it. ”
Don't I want to do this? The poisonous scorpion wants to cry without tears.
Leng Yanqiu hummed a little song, picked up his clothes, and walked out of the gate of the Scorpion Hall.
When he's gone for a while,
"What are you doing in a daze! Go to the ink crow! Let the general avenge us!"
Poisonous scorpions, hateful voices.
"Yes, yes. ”
Several of his subordinates ran out of the scorpion hall in a row.
"No matter who you are, today's insult to my poisonous scorpion has been recorded, and it will be ...... tomorrow"
"Dead donkey, you want to ......"
"Bang!"
The donkey wanted to leave, but the poisonous scorpion chased after him, slapped it on the donkey's buttocks, and the donkey kicked back......
Well~
Your brothers are all lying down, how bad it is for you to stand alone.
The poisonous scorpion fainted so gloriously......
"Hey, hey......"
Kicking the poisonous scorpion, the donkey ran out happily......
For the Scorpion Hall, Leng Yanqiu, who didn't know and didn't care, walked into a "restaurant" with Xiaoyi in his arms.
"This guest, I see that your face is tight, I'm afraid it's the first time you've come to our Zilanxuan!" After stepping into the "restaurant", a woman with a bewitching body greeted her.
"Well, I'm going to do a business!" Leng Yanqiu said to the woman.
"Hehe~" Jiao smiled, the woman slender her hand, lightly covered her red lips, put down Rouyi, and showed a bright smile at Leng Yanqiu.
"The guests are really good at laughing, which guest comes to Zilanxuan, it's not 'business' haha~"
Seeing that she didn't believe it, Leng Yanqiu picked up the little clothes that had been silent and handed them to the woman......
Xiaoyi blinked with dream-like purple eyes, innocent and cute, coupled with a blank look on his face, he was simply cute.
"Are you ~ serious?"
The woman hesitated for a moment, then asked tentatively.
Leng Yanqiu nodded: "It's too edible, I can't afford to raise it." ”
Xiaoyi blinked, did I eat too much?
After thinking about that large piece of bread, two-thirds of it went into my stomach, and I did eat a lot.
Can't afford it?
I remembered what Xiao Ling often said, "If I can't support you in the future, I will sell you so that I can marry a daughter-in-law for myself!"
She instantly understood that this scoundrel was going to sell her!
Burst into tears in an instant!