Chapter 19: What the hell is this?
To give to women?
Egret guessed that the contents of the newbie gift bag must be women's products.
Give it to your cousin, if you get it right, maybe your cousin will forgive herself for wearing her clothes!
As if unsure, the egret quietly asked again.
"Just send things out and you're done, right?"
"Ding! Yes! ”
"You can get 10,000 points, right?"
"Ding! Yes! ”
"Any woman can do it!"
"Ding! Yes! ”
"You'll get your cousin's outfit, right?"
"Ding! Yes!! ”
"You won't cheat me this time!"
"Ding! You beep again, and the system will automatically determine that the task has failed! ”
“……”
After half a day, there was no movement in the system!
According to the understanding of the egret, it should be stuck, and it is angry with itself!
A half-finished and mutilated system, Nima's temper is not small!
However, it's better not to go head-to-head with him when you don't find the weakness of this system!
"Oh, big brother system, I'm not scared of you, don't be excited, I can't complete the task, okay, help me open that gift package!" The egret is very chic and waved his hand, today's task is too simple, isn't it just to send a thing?
Now is the time for dinner, the area where the egret is located is a pedestrian street, and he has just walked out of the hotel not far away, the surrounding people come and go, looking at the egret alone here for a while and smirking and in a daze, I can't help but point and point!
The egret who reacted quickly took two quick steps, and if they were caught as mentally ill, it would be more than worth the loss.
It's just that just when the egret was about to lift his feet, suddenly there seemed to be something more in his hand.
"Ding! The newcomer gift pack has been opened, please check the host for gifts! ”
Well?
What's that?
Microphone?
It's similar to the microphone.,White.,I've never seen such a delicate microphone!
"Whew!" The egret held the thing in his hand and put it to his lips and gently probed it, but there was no response!
This isn't what you're in your newbie pack!
a groove, why is this system so good today, here Lisuo will give things to himself!
"Hey, you don't want me to give this thing to a woman, what can this thing do!" The egret rolled his eyes angrily, this system is too stingy, and there will be some gold fingers in people's gift packages, at least give a skill, perspective, stealth, or something, how can he be a microphone?
Or is this microphone a golden finger?
Can you sing automatically? Speech?
Or is this not actually a microphone is a magic wand?
"Balala energy, no karao, chirping!" The egret waved the microphone in his hand and shouted not far away, and then looked at it with a blank eye, there was no change, hey, it seems that he still thinks too much!
"Ding! The temporary mission has been launched, giving the host's possession to a woman in half an hour, and teaching how to use it! Otherwise, it will be judged as a task failure, and the mission failure will be punished by the system, vegetative! ”
The system briefly explained the situation!
Depend on!
Threaten yourself with a vegetative person again!
The egret is a little confused!
Why does this have to be given to a woman!
Why is there a microphone in the starter package?
"I'll go, it's amazing my brother, look at what that guy is holding in his hand?"
"Hey, that's familiar, isn't that the kind of thing that only vibrates in small movies?"
"Familiar? Why don't I know it, hahaha! ”
"Mad demon, is he a man or a woman, how do I feel like a woman, huh?"
"It must be a woman, you don't see her skin so good, and her face looks like a woman, who uses this!"
The egret was fiddling with the things in his hand when a few people who passed by him began to discuss in a whisper.
It's not that Egret doesn't know this kind of thing, it's just that there are many kinds of things used by women, and I've seen it in small movies before, and besides, he really didn't expect his newbie gift package to be one of these things!
Hearing the discussion of passers-by, the egret hurriedly studied it, and then the whole person was not good.
I actually held this thing to exert balala energy just now, I'll it!
This is too bad, isn't it?
Hurriedly hid things in a panic, but where to hide, he changed a pair of jeans to cover his skin without leg hair, and his upper body was a shirt.
It's out.
I lifted my shirt and stuffed the things in my hand, and left the scene in a hurry!
The white egret's heart was beating wildly, and his face was red!
It's shameful to play with women's qingqu supplies on the street!
"Wo A groove, you give Lao Tzu out, you give Lao Tzu a thing like this, let me give it away, why do you give it to a woman?" The egret is on fire, and the whole person doesn't bring it like this!
What an easy task I thought it would be at first!
What a bastard!
"Ding! The system prompts that it is not only to send a woman, but also to teach the other party how to use it! To add, this is not an ordinary thing, this is the latest model of this year, strong vibration motor, continuously variable speed, streamlined design, high-efficiency lithium battery, silky touch, life waterproof, and super silent! ”
"Poof!" The egret almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the feelings are still a good thing!
Take this thing and give it to your cousin?
And teach her how to use it?
Are you sure your cousin won't stab herself to death with this thing first?
I thought it was a very simple task.,A task that can test your love of money and greed.,Especially now it's like an adventurous task.,If you randomly find a woman to send this thing, won't it be beaten up on the street as a pervert?
Besides, isn't that a system for a perfect woman? Would the perfect woman use this thing? Or is it in the newbie package?
Who set up this bullshit system, did the programmer give up halfway!
The corners of the egret's mouth twitched, thinking that this thing could not be given to his cousin.
Can you find any person?
Egret imagined such a scene in his mind, and gave it to a little Lori, how should he explain it to others? Isn't this a flower that harms the Motherland? No, no, no.
For a young girl? Tell her to use this thing more and that her skin is good for her physical and mental health?
To......
Who should I give it to?
Suddenly, a bright light flashed in the egret's mind.
Tang Haili!
I'll rub it!
This is a system task that is triggered temporarily, and it is a task after being put on a hat by Tang Haili, so what does this task mean to let yourself do trouble?
No, it's to let yourself go to death?
Deng Chao, the murder case can be settled!
If he gave this thing to Tang Haili in front of Deng Chao, it is estimated that this joke is a bit big!
There was such a thing hidden under the egret shirt, and it kept walking back and forth, whether to die and become a vegetative person now, or to gamble, it was almost a choice question.
At least giving it to Tang Haili can relieve his resentment of being hatted, and Deng Chao will thank himself if he doesn't make it!
In fact, giving this thing to Tang Haili is not the only choice, but once the egret has an idea in his heart, it is difficult to change it.
Just do it!
Looking back at the Jiayi Hotel not far away, the egret had a feeling that he was about to die!