The house where the egret lives is not a high-rise, but only a sixth-floor.

Jumping down at this height, if you don't hit the ground with your face first, it is basically impossible to kill with one blow.

The egret couldn't help but flinch a little when he imagined what it would be like after he jumped, but when he thought about the consequences of being vegetative again, forget it, he would be a good man again eighteen years later.

The main task of the perfect system is to change the host into the most perfect woman in the world, not to change the host to death.

Even if the system itself wants to unbind the egret, it is not up to the system to decide

Detecting the Egret's thoughts, the system can't help but ask.

"Ding! What do you want? ”

"Suicide, do you still need to ask?"

The egret replied impatiently, being ridiculed by his cousin and saying no, and that he would become a vegetative person, and that the egret had lost confidence in life.

"Ding! If the perfect feminine product is detected, you don't have to die, and you can get points after recycling, which is enough for you to pay off your debts! ”

"Again?" The egret rolled his eyes, he was not fooled!

"Ding! This time it's true, there is no unstained, intimate clothing, and I can guarantee you the recycling of 10,000 points! ”

Egret was stunned, this system seems to be afraid of suicide!

Isn't it always trying to get itself dead?

After such a stunned effort, the egret suddenly felt a touch of softness touching his cheek.

I couldn't help but look up, uh, it was actually my cousin's stockings on the balcony!

Is this the perfect feminine product?

"Ding! Calculate! As long as you recycle it, you can get 10,000 points, and you don't have to die! ”

"Hey, forget it, you don't have to persuade me, I was ridiculed by my cousin and said no, I already feel my own scum, even if I don't die today, I don't have the desire to live in the future, that Tang Haili will definitely not let go of herself, and Deng Chao, instead of being tortured by them, it is better to break it yourself!"

"Wait!"

This time, the system seems to be a little anxious, and even the sound of "Ding!" The prompt was issued directly without sounding.

"What? Don't I even have the right to die? ”

"Ding! You seem to have forgotten your own system, this is a perfect system, I can change you into the most perfect woman in the world! ”

"That's!" The egret suddenly noticed that this system seemed to be very afraid of its own death, hehe, he could use it!

The system didn't reply for a long time, and after a minute, the system seemed to have finally figured out how to persuade the egret.

"Ding! As long as the host becomes a perfect woman, she doesn't have to care about other people's opinions, Tang Haili is far from reaching the point of being a perfect woman, not to mention, Deng Chao is just a third-rate scumbag, don't you think it is insulting to the reputation of the system to die for such a person? ”

"But I'm a man!" The egret was also a little moved, since the system was loosened, why should he pretend to be dead or alive!

"Ding! For the time being, this is all temporary, you can become the perfect woman first, and when the time comes, my mission will be completed, and you can also fix the chaotic part of the system, maybe we can contact the binding peacefully! Besides, don't you want to be the perfect woman? Let the whole world prostrate at your feet, all the men will bow down under your pomegranate skirt, just Deng Chao, Tang Haili, they are just a small stepping stone on your countdown! ”

"Really? Why are you helping me? "Egret is a little moved, the perfect woman who is in the limelight, but he doesn't believe in this system anymore!

"Ding! Follow the evolution of the master, and I can also be promoted! ”

The system has finally revealed a secret!

"Okay, I'll trust you one more time, what are you going to do? Recycle my cousin's stockings? The egret said and looked up at a pair of black silk (anti) socks fluttering on the balcony!

"Ding! Perfect feminine products have been detected, please ask the host if they choose to recycle! ”

The system did not answer the words of the egret, but directly issued a prompt!

The egret looked back at Oriole's room, where the lights were on, but the door was closed.

It shouldn't come out for a while!

Hurry up and take off the stockings from the drying rack!

It's just a moment, and the egret has a countermeasure in his mind, open the balcony window tonight, and tomorrow if the cousin gets up and finds that the stockings are gone, he will say that he was blown away by the wind!

Uh-huh, I shouldn't blame myself for it!

Touching the knee-high socks that were as thin as cicada's wings, the egret wanted to have an urge to put it to his lips and sniff.

Fortunately, his sanity is still there, how could such a shameful action happen to him!

"Alright, you can recycle!" The egret clumped the almost transparent stockings into a ball and held it in his hand.

"Ding! It was detected that the contact time between the perfect feminine product and the host was too short, and it took about five minutes before the collection could be initiated! ”

"Five minutes?" Egret was stunned, "Then you won't turn me into a vegetative person!" ”

I go, the egret has a feeling of being deceived, is it because the system is afraid of his own death and deliberately delays the time to punish, and then directly makes himself a vegetative person?

This can't be blamed on the heart of the egret villain, who let this system always pit itself!

"Ding! ……”

"Egret, what are you doing on the balcony?" The system's prompt had not yet been issued, but suddenly the voice of Huang Li sounded behind him.

The egret was startled, and suddenly turned around, only to find that the yellow oriole had walked behind him without knowing when.

"Sister?" The egret subconsciously shouted.

In my heart, I secretly said, the system of the dog, wqnmlgb!

was caught by his cousin again.

Hearing that the egret was a little hoarse, but it was a particularly cordial "sister", Huang Li also relented.

"I'm sorry egret, my sister didn't mean to say that about you just now, don't blame my sister, it's all my fault, in fact, in my sister's heart, you are really great!"

The yellow oriole actually came out to apologize to the egret!

The sun is coming out of the west.

With Huang Li's eldest lady's temperament, when has she ever taken it soft!

And in the heart of the egret, like a warm sun rising, a ray of light appeared, and it also warmed his somewhat cold heart!

At this moment, all misunderstandings are gone!

"It's okay sister, in fact, I don't blame you for this matter, in fact, I bought it by pressing a shock, I just saw Tang Haili and the man go to open a house, I couldn't stand it, so I thought about using this method to retaliate against them......"

"Wow, so that's the case, brother, you're really a genius, don't say it's a good idea!" Huang Li said admiringly, "In this way, even if Deng Chao wants to sleep with Tang Haili, he will think about her relationship with you!" It's amazing! ”

was praised by Huang Li, and the egret was also a little fluttering, and the misunderstanding that had just occurred was released, and he also took the initiative to apologize, "I'm sorry sister, I shouldn't have said that about you just now!" ”

"Oh, it's all over, we're sisters and brothers, what are you doing outside? By the way, it's so late, why don't you sleep and run to the balcony? ”

The yellow oriole looked at the egret in some surprise.

There were no lights on the balcony, and it was a little dim and I couldn't see clearly.

The face of the egret who was smiling because of the previous suspicion with his cousin instantly froze.

yes, what are you doing on the balcony by yourself?

it!

My cousin's socks are still in my hands!

How can this be explained?