16, it's because I'm lonely and unheard
After a hangover, the social king woke up only to feel his head burst and dizzy in pain.
"I remember I didn't drink much last night, why did the back of my head hurt so much?"
The social king touched the place where the pain still remained, and the swollen place was still faintly painful.
"Did I get drunk and bump into something? But I felt like I was knocked unconscious. ”
The social king, who didn't think of anything, could only attribute the reason to drinking fragments, and he no longer dwelled on this matter.
After getting up and taking care of it, he drove Wuling Hongguang and began to repair the leakage of the building.
But the strange thing is that the car that was obviously moving slowly accelerated like crazy to overtake as soon as it saw his car, and honked at his burning tires.
The Society King was very confused.
"Could it be that my former little brother is greeting me again?"
After a day's work, the social king was exhausted and went home. However, one was not careful, and was overtaken by a tricycle.
The operation of that tricycle is just too coquettish. With two wheels to corner, the speed is very fast, so fast that the express has dropped two.
The social king kindly honked his horn to remind the tricycle owner that it was too dark and the owner had already run away without a trace.
He had no choice but to pick up the two lost couriers, and without looking closely, he threw them in the car, started Wuling Hongguang again, and drove in the direction of his home.
Unfortunately, before I had driven three kilometers, the right rear tire popped with a bang.
Fortunately, the speed of the car was not fast, and the social king stabilized the body in time, so as not to cause the car accident.
"Bad luck!"
The king of society scolded secretly, and with great effort, he put on a spare tire and drove towards the nearest car repair shop.
The reason why spare tires are called spare tires is because they cannot be used as normal tires and need to be replaced with new tires.
The tires were being changed, and the social king immediately received new business.
Hurriedly asked the store to quickly change the tires, and the social king immediately drove to the destination.
When he lay on the bed exhausted, he didn't even bother to move a finger, let alone take a shower.
I don't know how long I slept, the social king opened his eyes, looked at the dark night through the window, and recalled the days when he was the gang boss singing and dancing, it was his lost youth.
I can't sleep anyway, the social king took out his mobile phone, opened Weibo, and saw the hot topic of #Autumn Famous Mountain Car God#.
Click in and take a look, and the memories of the fragments flood in.
"What's more, I didn't drink at all, but was knocked unconscious by Zhao Hao. But so what? I can't beat him at all. ”
The king of society can only be glad that Zhao Hao's subordinates showed mercy and did not beat him into a vegetative state.
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Gollum –
It turned out that he woke up hungry.
Touching his hungry belly, the social king put down a bowl of instant noodles. Watching the short video posted by the owner of the Lamborghini car with instant noodles, I was trembling as I reminisced about the excitement of drag racing last night.
I don't know when I will be able to meet Zhao Ritian, the king of force, again.
The social king slipped a noodle and sighed slightly.
Although he couldn't learn his grandmaster-level kung fu and car god-level skills, he consciously learned some fur when it came to how to pretend to be forced.
Anyway, when I had nothing to do, the social king posted a Weibo, and then @Lamborghini owner's Weibo.
"I am the owner of Wuling Hongguang, and my job is to fix the leakage on the roof. Last night, I overtook a few cars in Akinayama, and now the cars on the street are honking their horns at my burning tires, and I am confused. Just now, I was going downhill in Mt. Akina, and I was killed by a tricycle. He used two wheels to corner, the speed was fast, and the car said SF Express. If someone knows, please tell him that his courier dropped two, one Fan Bingbing and one Lin Chiling, both of which are very useful, but there is too little lubricant! ”
After a meal of instant noodles, a large number of comments were swiped under Weibo.
"Shocked Wuling Hongguang car owner! Please take me as an apprentice, and I am willing to offer my knees for a year. ”
"I went to the driving school today to learn to drive, and the coach told me that the first step in learning to drive is to avoid luxury cars. But the car that the coach was most afraid of turned out to be Wuling Hongguang! ”
"Why?"
"Because you never know how many people from above Wuling Hongguang can beat you."
“233333333。”
"Wuling Hongguang's car logos have been speculated to sky-high prices, which have increased more than ten times."
"Driving today, the road is full of Wuling Hongguang's car logo. I wonder when Wuling Hongguang came out with so many models with different appearances. As a result, I took a closer look and found that the owner of the car had posted it himself. Even Bentley and Rolls-Royce have begun to put up the logo of Wuling Hongguang. ”
"Are you still breaking the Mercedes-Benz and Rolls-Royce logos? OUT. Now it is popular to break the car logo of Wuling Hongguang! ”
……
Just when netizens were talking nonsense, someone @socializedKing's Weibo.
"I'm SF Express brother, and I drove a small three-wheeler down from Qiuming Mountain tonight, but the lights of the rear car were too strong to see what it was. Now the customer is in a hurry and wants to complain about me. If you find one, please contact me immediately, and I will wait for him tomorrow night with the customer in Akinayama! ”
"Hello everyone, I am Officer Li of the Qiumingshan Traffic Police Brigade. Tonight, I caught up with me to work overtime, and I drove a brigade of Volkswagen Poussin to patrol the road on the plate. Suddenly, a Wuling Hongguang changed lanes in violation of regulations and was suspected of illegal drag racing. Come to the traffic police team tomorrow and drive your Wuling Hongguang. By the way, the roof of our office is leaking, how much does it cost to repair it? It can be deducted from the fine, and we are very accommodating. ”
"I collect the venue fee at the foot of Akina Mountain, and tonight I saw a tricycle and a Wuling Hongguang swishing all the way to the spark. Whoever sees these two grandsons, please contact me, and next time they will definitely stop them to pay the venue fee. Contact number: 138XXXXXXXX. ”
"I am near the autumn name mountain to repair the car to repair the tire, today there is a car owner who drove Wuling Hongguang to my tire, the car is printed on the roof leakage, he said he is very anxious to rush to run the business, the tire has not been repaired, he drove away. If you see him, please tell him that the right rear tire is still in my store and asked him to take it, and by the way, I will pay for the tire repair. ”
……
Seeing the worsening situation, the social king was so frightened that he quickly deleted Weibo and canceled his account so as not to cause more trouble.
Lying on the bed with palpitations, the social king sighed secretly.
"Pretending not to be forced is grassed."
"Not everyone can pretend to be forced like Wang Zhao Ritian to accompany me, and pretending to be forced requires talent!"
……
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”
……
Zhao Hao was awakened by the prompt, looking at the increasing number of pressures, and felt inexplicable.
I thought that I could pretend to be forced with every move was already a realm of forcing the king of people to be one, but I didn't expect that there was a higher realm above this.
You can get a lot of forcing numbers when you sleep, and this is probably the legendary forcing god!
It's because I'm lonely and unheard.