Hey, the sound of this scam call is very pleasant, but I didn't expect the scammer to keep pace with the times and invite a young lady with a sweet voice to carry out phone scam. Not necessarily, what if the other party is a big man who picks his feet and is using a voice changer? Anyway, Zhao Hao knows that the voices of many customer service customers seem to be sweet and magnetic, but they are actually voice changers.

Zhao Hao was just made angry by Internet trolls, and when he saw the liar coming to the door, he just used it to vent his anger.

"Hey, who's that?" Zhao Hao said casually.

"You can't even hear me?"

Tsk, this familiar routine, it's all rotten, please, go and learn the latest tricks.

Zhao Hao sneered: "Why do you know this?" Business has been sluggish recently, your voice is sweet, your tone is cold, and you are strong in the middle when you hear it. Forget it, I'm also your old customer, taking care of your business. ”

"What old patron? What business? ”

Yo, angry?

Is this an attempt to get away with it?

Zhao Haole was happy: "It's just popping." ”

There was silence on the other side, and after a while, his voice implied anger: "Don't make trouble, be serious." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't say this onomatopoeia well, it's not a pa, it's a dada." Zhao Hao explained.

"What a da, what a papa, I don't know what you're talking nonsense."

"Sister, I understand, to do your job, you have to be low-key, you can't make it public, you just know what you do, you know what I know."

"Will you be able to chat?" The tone began to grow angry.

Zhao Hao didn't want to talk to death, he hadn't started to pretend to be forced yet, and hurriedly said: "Okay, then I'll be straight to the point and get straight to the point." I'm eighteen years old, and I'm trading with you legally, so I don't have to worry about getting caught again. ”

"You didn't wake up!"

"Then I'll say, I want a gun, you can quote."

"Guns? What gun? ”

"It's the Gatling that can breathe fire." Zhao Hao was afraid that the other side would not understand, so he chattered for a long time, "This time I didn't say the wrong onomatopoeia, it's not a pop, it's a dada, a gun that sprays blue fire." ”

"I'm sorry, I made the wrong call." The female scammer on the opposite side is ready to hang up the phone.

Zhao Hao was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Don't hang up, do you have a little professionalism, you can't easily defeat any setbacks, and you won't give up until you reach your goal." Tell me, what school did you graduate from, did you not go to school? ”

"......" the female liar's tone seemed to suppress the anger, "Harvard." ”

"Harvard? Are you still Harvard in terms of quality? It's Harbin Buddhist College. ”

"Get out!"

"Don't worry, Mom is not here, Dad is here."

"It's not a business...... the female liar was stunned, and then understood that she was taken advantage of, and scolded, "Get out!" ”

"Wait, I have one more thing to say. Companionship is the most affectionate confession, and playing money is a better companionship than you are by my side. Zhao Hao was affectionate, and when the other party fell into a sluggish state, he yelled violently, "I, Zhao Hao, play money!" ”

"Get out!"

There was another angry shout, and the phone was violently hung up.

The mood was vented, and Zhao Hao hummed a little song and fell asleep.

Zhao Hao slept comfortably, and the "female liar" opposite couldn't sleep tonight.

……

……

Following.

Because Zhao Hao had a serious job, Zhao Linger refused to let him serve as a driver again.

I took the time to go to the 4S store to order an SUV within 100,000 yuan, and then threw the license, film, insurance and other things to the 4S store, Zhao Hao took the bus and went to the TV station.

Because of the staggered rush hour, there were not many people in the bus, so Zhao Hao found a place to sit down.

Just a few minutes after sitting down, Zhao Hao heard a couple biting their ears not far from the carriage. Although his voice was low and whispering, with the physical fitness of the god of food, the content of the conversation made him prick up his ears.

"Husband, last night's "Chinese and Foreign God of Food Showdown" was really interesting, the man who can cook is so handsome, right?"

"What you said, I'm not handsome if I can't cook, right?"

"If you can cook, you'll be more handsome."

"Can you eat handsome?"

"Yes, you see so many little fresh meat without acting skills, just rely on one face, isn't it still over 100 million yuan a year." The girl said enviously, "Husband, you can also try the Huoyun palm grilled fish when you go home tonight." ”

"Fire Cloud Palm Grilled Fish? It's time for your IQ to pay the wisdom tax. The man said, "Experts on the Internet have said that it was the chef surnamed Zhou who made a sensationalism and replaced the grilled fish with a magic trick." ”

"Hmph, can you listen to the words of the brick family on the Internet?" The girl pursed her lips, "I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm going to see you grill fish in Huoyunzhang, it's really not good, take 10,000 steps back, Huoyunzhang fried eggs are okay." ”

You want to eat roast pig's trotters.

The man said I didn't want to talk.

At this time, the bus stopped at a stop and a group of elderly people came up.

Seeing that there was no place, Zhao Hao got up and gave up his seat.

The old grandmother sat down with a smile, and before she said thank you, she chatted familiarly: "Young man, you are really useless." ”

“……”

Zhao Hao's face darkened.

Grandma, will you be able to chat?

"Look you're 25 years old, and you're still squeezing the bus with us. Look at my son, he has bought a car and drives to and from work every day. The old woman boasted, with a smug smile on her face, and even a little disdain.

I'll go, for the sake of the old disrespect.

Zhao Hao deeply understood a sentence, it is not the old man who has become bad, but the bad man who has become old.

"Hey!" Zhao Hao sighed deeply, and said with special regret, "Grandma, I feel sorry for you. ”

The old grandmother was upset: "Young man, how do you talk." ”

Zhao Hao put on a compassionate expression: "Look, your son bought a car to commute to work, but he didn't send you to and from work in person, it can be seen that he has a daughter-in-law and forgot his mother, and he is not filial!" ”

Poof-

Hahaha –

Laughter rang out from the bus.

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”

Seeing the bus arrive, Zhao Hao got off the bus in a flash, not giving his grandmother a chance to show off his wealth. Also getting out of the car were the couple.

Obviously, the conversation about Huoyun Palm just now made the girl very angry and had an awkward fight.

The man was unhappy: "Don't rub it off, go quickly, if you don't leave, you'll be late for work." ”

The girl was indomitable: "Everyone has the ability to buy a car to commute to work, but you let me accompany you to squeeze the bus." It's just that if you learn to cook, you think I'm in arrears. You don't love me. ”

The man scratched his head: "Why don't I love you." ”

Girl: "Then you'll give me a fried egg." ”

Man: "That's fake! Hold the grass, that chef surnamed Zhou don't appear in front of me, if he appears in front of me, I will definitely cut him. What kind of dog thing, teach bad children. ”

The man pulled out a cigarette and tried to light it to suppress the shock.

At this moment, a hand reached out in front of him, snapped his fingers, and with a snap, the flames burst into flames, and he actually lit a cigarette!

Under the stunned eyes of the two, Zhao Hao patted the man's shoulder: "Don't thank me, I'm a member of the FFF team." ”

After saying that, he drifted away.

Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name.

Hiss, the man's hand was burned, and he hurriedly threw down the cigarette: "Why are you so familiar?" ”

"It's him, it's him, it's him, our god of food, Stephen Chow!" The girl sang excitedly, then glanced at the man and said decisively, "Let's break up!" ”

……

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretending, forcing the number to +2! ”

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