The buyer was obviously stunned, and it took a while to send the message.

[Hmm...... Not cold. 】

"Don't open your mouth yet, let me guess!"

"Double 11 is coming, you must want to ask me what promotions I have recently, I guessed right!"

[Almost, but don't play Tmall's virtual set, I just want to buy some snacks.] 】

"Dear, please rest assured, my math is taught by my physical education teacher, and I can't play Tmall!"

"By the way, whether you are sitting or standing, don't tire yourself too much! If you look at your phone, remember not to look down, the crown will fall! ”

[What is this operation?] 】

"That's right! The fresh and Sven giveaway has already jumped! Jump! Desire! Try! ”

"There are also huge coupons that will be snatched up in a flash, waiting for you!"

[What? What a hell of a fuss you're doing with this event? 】

"Of course! The page is already live! Event thieves are abundant! Don't miss out! ”

[Okay, I'll take a look.] 】

And so it was! I knew you would read it, so if you have any questions, please ask me directly! ”

[You are so jumpy, how did you become a customer service?] 】

"It's not legal to mess with me."

【……】

[How many cookies are in this box?] 】

"Sure enough, it's a biscuit again, it's a biscuit that flies after eating. Do you know what rats can fly? ”

[I don't know.] 】

"A rat that eats a flying cookie."

"Do you know what eagles can fly?"

[You know, the eagle that eats the mouse that eats the cookie that can fly will fly.] 】

"Wrong! Eagles are meant to fly. ”

【……】

[You can't be a fool, right? Do you remember how long this cookie has to last? 】

"Trust me, I'm a professional."

"The expiration date is 31,536,000 seconds, so please feel free to eat it boldly!"

【……】

[Can you speak human words!] Your Chinese must have been taught by a PE teacher! 】

"Hand tea to the big guy."

"Shelf life 12 months."

"But !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"If you eat a cookie in 1 minute, you can eat that box of cookies for half an hour!"

"In other words, you can eat it in half an hour, so you should stock up on more, you know what I mean."

[Got it! 】

[Do you still want to tell me that your express delivery is very fast, buy more if you want to buy, anyway, it's very cost-effective to stock up at once, and give gifts, don't miss it when you pass by? ] 】

"Dear, you've learned to answer."

"Actually, what I'm trying to say is, do you see the sky outside?"

[See, cloudy, cold, cloudy. 】

"You look at the flickering sky, like you're crying about an order you forgot to pay?"

"The howling wind doesn't seem to be saying to you—"

"-Pay quickly?"

【……】

【I buy!】 I'll buy it, I'm really convinced, your boss is sorry for your talent if he doesn't give you a promotion and a raise! 】

"I've been hiding my handsomeness, but I didn't expect it to be seen by you."

[Can I take back what I just said, no, stick a rocket in your ass and send you to the sky, will you go? ] 】

"Are you confessing to me? I fainted with happiness. ”

[I said I didn't want to talk anymore.] 】

"Help me up, I can continue to pretend!"

【MDZZ】

"Dear, are you leaving?"

"Uncle, remember to play again next time,? (°?‵?′??)。 ”

……

……

The girl walked out of the bathroom and saw that the break room was empty.

My phone and bag!

The girl hurriedly walked over and sighed, fortunately, they were all there, no one was missing.

At this time, the staff of the 4S shop came over and put on a professional smile: "Miss, your bicycle has been repaired." ”

"Your 4S shop also provides bicycle repair services?" The girl wondered.

"The customer is God." The staff continued to smile.

The girl gave a thumbs up and was about to go out to push the cart, but was stopped by the staff.

"Is there something wrong?"

"Please pay for the repair."

"Isn't it a free bike fix?"

"We're not a charity, and we have to eat."

The girl gritted her teeth, the green tendons on her forehead throbbing. After paying the money, he asked with anger, "Can you tell me what the phone number of that man, my new boyfriend, is?" My phone is dead. ”

The staff stared at the girl strangely.

Getting a note with the phone number and name written on it, the girl blushed, rushed out of the 4S store, got on her bicycle, ran back to the university dormitory, and then threw herself on the lower bunk.

"Yiyi, you're finally back." The roommate on the top bunk was leaning on the railing with a nymphomaniac look, "Is the photo of the man you just sent me your boyfriend?" ”

"It's not!"

Jiang Yiyi grinded her teeth fiercely.

"That's great." The roommate in the other bed was pleasantly surprised, "Call it out and get to know it, such a handsome guy, don't hide it and play together." ”

"Get out! You beasts who have forgotten their friends! ”

Jiang Yiyi threw a pillow and smashed it over.

Just when she unlocked and was about to write down the bastard's phone number, she finally found the Taobao chat history, and after reading the whole article, she almost exploded her lungs.

"Zhao Hao! You goddamn stinking rascal! I'll kill you! ”

……

……

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +3! ”

……

A large number of prompts made Zhao Hao, who was sitting in the villa and enjoying his sister's cooking dinner, stunned. Although he didn't know where the forced number came from, the evil aura contained in so many forced numbers made him shiver unconsciously.

Where is this forced number, it is clearly a curse.

Zhao Hao sighed twice.

Nothing to say on Saturday night.

There was nothing to say for a Sunday day.

Nothing to say on Monday...... You have to have something to say, you have to go to work.

It was a great moment in my life when I could play games openly during my working hours, a dream moment that needs to be engraved on a monument and remembered forever.

The car was borrowed by Andy, Zhao Hao had no choice but to take a taxi, and he came to the TV station all the way, and arrived at the game channel team with ease.

Since he had already met with the team last Friday and explained the recording content of this issue, Zhao Hao led the work items into the recording studio.

Before the recording, Director Liu said earnestly: "Our game channel is a non-star paid channel, and there are very few people who are willing to spend money to watch it, so the funds are limited, and the recording studio is definitely not as luxurious as when you recorded the food program, I hope you don't mind." ”

Looking at the cramped recording studio with a large area that has not yet been broadcast by Internet celebrities, Zhao Hao didn't care: "There is a saying, if the mountain is not high, there is a fairy, if the water is not deep, there is a dragon, and if it is a burrow, but I am Dexin." ”

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretense, forcing the number to +5! ”

……

Director Liu's eyes lit up and praised: "It is said that you are a genius, and your mouth is a poem, and every sentence is quatrained, but I didn't expect it to be true." Sure enough, there is no vanity under the fame. Come on! ”

"Look at you."

Zhao Hao made an OK gesture, began to enter the host state, and opened the live broadcast room.

"Hello, hello everyone, I'm the host Zhao Hao. You think I'm on the wrong show? No, from today, I've made my home on the gaming channel. ”

Zhao Hao casually clicked on the stand-alone game on the computer, and was dumbfounded.

Can these games be played?

If you want to have picture quality, you have no picture quality, you have to operate without operation, you want the plot without a plot, and there are no bright spots, and the stand-alone game is full of urine spots.

Are all the stand-alone game practitioners in this world pigs?

No way!

As the king of the press, how can I sit back and watch the world's single-player players in dire straits?

I want to save you!

Come out, good luck, eat chicken tonight!

Come out, rampant, Grand Theft Auto!

Come out, pass on the torch and masochistic black soul!

Come out, Pixel Kingdom, Minecraft!

Come out, Wizard, Resident Evil, Believer Stabb, Crysis, Metal Gear Solid......