Chapter 62: Tomatoes
"It hurts! You...... How can you be so rude to the great young patriarch of the cabbage clan! The cabbage stood up menacingly and questioned Bai Anfan in a crisp voice.
"What the hell are you, why do you pretend to be a cabbage and defile a great ingredient?"
Bai Anfan ignored the cabbage's questioning, and instead frowned and questioned it.
"What do you mean by pretending to be cabbage? I was originally a cabbage! Moreover, you actually say that we cabbage people are ingredients? You know ......."
Hearing Bai Anfan's words, the cabbage jumped up, as if he wanted to "bite" Bai Anfan's head again.
However, what greeted it was Bai Anfan's merciless slap.
"Smack"
The cabbage was slapped on the ground again, and a small half of the young leaves were dropped.
"Woo!"
The cabbage cried out with a "wow".
I saw that where its young leaves were broken, a drop of fresh juice came out.
"It smells so good."
Bai Anfan smelled the aroma, and immediately reached out to pick up the "tears" of the cabbage, put it in his mouth and tasted it.
At the moment when the cabbage juice was entered, the original sweetness of the vegetables suddenly filled Bai Anfan's mouth.
It was like the fragrance of nature swarming in, making Bai Anfan's whole person seem to fly lightly.
"Boom."
Bai Anfan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to the cabbage again.
Seeing Bai Anfan's movements, the cabbage suddenly didn't dare to cry anymore. Its broken wound was also healed instantly.
Seeing this situation, Bai Anfan had no choice but to withdraw his hand stupidly.
"Do you know how to cook?" Bai Anfan asked the cabbage seriously.
"Me! I will cook cabbage soup ......"
When the cabbage first spoke, it seemed that she wanted to say something cruel. But after "seeing" Bai Anfan's calm face, it suddenly weakened and changed its words.
"If I finish my cruel words, there is a good chance that this person in front of me will chop me up and cook it into nutritious cabbage soup."
In the face of the choice of life and death, what is the "great young patriarch of cabbage" and "cabbage is not an ingredient"...... It tossed them aside.
"Can you cook cabbage soup? It just so happens that my master just wants to drink cabbage soup, do you want to boil it? Bai Anfan asked kindly.
After Bai Anfan learned that this cabbage could cook cabbage soup, he immediately changed his opinion of it.
At the same time, he suddenly felt that he shouldn't have been so rude to it just now.
And in order to compensate for this cabbage, he even did not hesitate to give up the right to cook for the masters.
But Bai Anfan's kind expression fell in the cabbage's "eyes", but it was as mad as the smile of the deadly king of Hades: "This human being is so hypocritical and terrifying, he actually asked me a vague question like 'do you want to cook cabbage soup'!" Do you want me to cook the soup, or do you want to cook me?! ”
"Okay, okay, let...... Leave it to me to cook. ”
Cabbage thought about it and finally chose the option that she felt had a higher survival rate.
"But can you not let others know that I'm here, there are a lot of people out there who want to arrest me." Cabbage cautiously added a condition.
"Okay." Bai Anfan felt ashamed and immediately agreed without hesitation.
Hearing Bai Anfan's quick reply, Cabbage couldn't help but feel nervous: "He replied so quickly, could it be that he had already thought about cooking me?" That's right, our cabbage clan is delicious in the eyes of humans! Besides, he had ...... before"
"Come with me, I'll take you to the cooking room."
Just when this cabbage with paranoia of being killed was thinking wildly, Bai Anfan had already taken the lead in holding a normal cabbage and walked out of the storage room.
Seeing this situation, the Chinese cabbage had to immediately roll up the small half of the young leaves that he had fallen to the ground, followed Bai Anfan, and left the storage room.
……
"When we get there, it's the cooking room. Do you need any special kitchenware? I can help you find it. ”
Bai Anfan brought Chinese cabbage into the cooking room only to suddenly find that ordinary kitchen utensils did not seem to be suitable for this special chef.
"No."
As the cabbage spoke, her body shrunk into a girl in a blue and white dress under the flow of blue and white light.
The girl turned into cabbage has her hair scattered and her face is slightly baby fat, which looks particularly soft and glutinous, like a big white glutinous rice ball, which is very cute.
At this time, in her small palm, she was holding half a young leaf, which was the half she had fallen off earlier.
Bai Anfan: ......
Seeing the cabbage transform into a girl, Bai Anfan suddenly felt guilty in his heart - he had fallen this little Lori twice in a row before!
But even so, Bai Anfan still didn't resist the urge to poke her face.
"What are you poking my leaves for?"
The girl who was turned into cabbage expressed her incomprehension at Bai Anfan's action.
"We cabbage people seem to be human children, right? You don't want to have an animal desire to mate with me. Could it be ......" The girl looked like she was only five or six years old, but her voice was like that of a teenage girl.
As she spoke, she suddenly stared at Bai Anfan vigilantly, and then immediately covered her waist tightly and distanced herself from him a little.
Bai Anfan: ......
was regarded as a perverted uncle, and Bai Anfan was also very helpless.
"This is an act of human affection for a child, and there is no malice." Bai Anfan explained.
"It's really strange for humans that when we plants express intimacy, we all deliver nutrients to each other. However, there are times when you send nutrients to each other, and why do you call it 'double cultivation'? But I really can't understand that you humans can actually accept that nutrient solution! A few days ago, I used illusion to control a human male monk and let him deliver the nutrient solution of "double cultivation" into the soil. I saw how much energy he wasted at the time, and I thought he would give away a lot of nutrients. As a result, the last sense was not enough for me to release the consumption of an illusion! And the microbial content is seriously exceeded, so disgusting, even if I lack nutrients and die, I will never absorb this kind of nutrition! ”
The girl turned into cabbage, because of ethnic and cultural differences, was simply speechless, so Bai Anfan didn't know how to answer, so he had to change the topic and said: "My name is Bai Anfan, do you have a name?" ”
"Name? My name is ###@! ¥%&&*, translated into your human language, you can call me tomatoes. "Tomato Road.
That's right, it's a cabbage called a tomato.
Bai Anfan: ......
Seeing that the sky was being talked about again, Bai Anfan changed the topic again and asked, "Then how old are you this year?" ”
"Based on your human age, I guess it's three. However, we cabbage family has a short growth cycle, and I am now an adult, a fully mature Chinese cabbage! ”
"Three-year-old...... ? ”
Bai Anfan's guilt suddenly rose from falling Lori twice to falling the baby twice.
However, when the tomato heard Bai Anfan's self-talk, he was mistaken and explained: "Hey! Don't confuse the lifespan of our cabbage family with ordinary cabbage. Although our growth cycle is short, we can live much longer than ordinary humans, and we can live for hundreds of years without cultivating! ”
"Is there a lifespan of hundreds of years? Isn't that the age of a human being younger than three years old! Bai Anfan's heart was hit by an arrow again.
……
When Bai Anfan was chatting with Tomato, Tomato was not idle in her hand, and she had been cooking cabbage soup seriously.
After all, in her opinion, this is about her net worth. Although the human in front of her showed no signs of boiling her for the time being, she still did not let her guard down for a moment.
Since the three marmot brothers are relatively short, the stove is not high, just the height that a tomato can reach with a foot.
……
"It's almost ready, simmer a little more at the end."
The tomatoes turned off the heat, endured the heartache of the vegetables, and put the half of the young leaves that fell from his body into the pot.
With the addition of the half of the young leaves, the whole pot of cabbage soup suddenly became different, as if it had been injected with life, and came to life.
"Wow! It smells so fresh. ”
A delicious fragrance that penetrated people's hearts and spleens passed through the lid of the pot to Bai Anfan's nose.
"Can it be new? There's my nourishment in it! "The cabbage sum of the tomatoes is dripping with juice.
"Let's go, bring it over to my masters to taste!" Bai Anfan's eyes lit up.
"Can I not go? We said okay, don't let anyone know I'm here. "Tomatoes are weak.