Chapter Twenty-Three: Ordinary Life
"You still know how to come back!" The monster was chirping into the kitchen, as if it had been wronged.
Zhang Han stepped forward and kicked him, "You guy, you're getting more and more handsome, yo!" Look at the sideburns on your back, how dyed you, how did your hair turn crimson. ”
At this time, the monster seemed to have undergone a metamorphosis, and its brown-red hair turned crimson, especially the red sideburns on its back, which stood erect like steel needles.
"Alright! Know you're hungry. Zhang Han went to the kitchen and pocketed a bag of vegetables and threw them directly into the basin. The monster eats like a starving ghost, and it seems that it is indeed hungry.
"The monster is back! I went out on a trip, and I looked hungry before I came back. Taigong heard the voice of the monster and came out of the house and said.
"Excuse me, Taigong, you're resting!" Zhang Han glared at the troublesome monster.
"It's okay, people are old, and they can't sleep well!" Taigong said indifferently.
The monster rolled its eyes innocently, and glared at Zhang Han with disdain, "What's the matter!" It's all the master's fault".
Zhang Han, Taigong was shocked:
"Did the pig roll his eyes just now?" Taigong was surprised.
"I guess I'm still despised by a pig!" Zhang Han was a little speechless and said, the monster is getting smarter and smarter.
Zhang Han didn't care about the goods, took the shovel and went to Sister Zhang's house first, and asked if the ground was watered.
When I came to Sister Zhang's house, the door was locked, "Sister Zhang seems to have gone to the field." ”
During this time, there was little rain and the weather was so hot that there was a general drought in the fields. Of course, except for Zhang Han's family, because of the aura in the blood, the crops have a much stronger ability to resist drought, which provokes the people in the village to find Zhang Han from time to time to learn from experience.
Zhang Han thinks it's better to water the ground properly, it can't be too perverted, otherwise it will be easy to be sliced, and it will not be good.
"Why is there so much grass in the ditch!" Zhang Han's eyes were full of lush grass, in fact, Zhang Han had never cleaned up the weeds in the ditch, of course, it was lush.
I have no choice but to weed first, otherwise I will obstruct the flow of water, waste time, and no one will want to stay in the field on a hot day.
Zhang Han touched the sweat on his forehead, no matter how strong his body was, he was still a mortal.
After the grass was cleaned, the water outlet of the house was opened, and the cool water spouted out instantly, along the ditch, and flowed into the field.
The monster ran over at some point, squatting in the cool place to cool off, looking at itself.
"It's worthy of my little brother, I know that I'm here!" Zhang Han patted the monster happily.
Watering can not be in a hurry, due to the constraints of the conditions, there is no sprinkler irrigation, can only take flood irrigation, so the amount of water is fast, on the contrary, it is slow, now it is in the dry season, the amount of water is not as sufficient as before, Zhang Han can only wait slowly.
His own corn has already emerged and the stalks are thick, and Zhang Han estimates that the crops will be harvested at least half a month earlier than others.
Peanuts do not need to be watered, the ability to resist drought is strong, Zhang Han dug a peanut and looked at it, it has grown peanuts, although it is smaller, but it has grown a lot, which is at least four or five percent more than in previous years.
The bored Zhang Han, like the monster, found a cool place to rest, occasionally changed his mouth, or saw if there was any running water.
The monster wanted to play in the water for a while, but was stopped by Zhang Han, went in, and came out absolutely covered with mud, and finally suffered from his own master, but the monster could only hum and chirp to accompany the master to enjoy the cool.
"Whew! It's finally over! Zhang Han exhaled a hot breath, tired but not tired, but hot.
"Let's go!" Zhang Han beckoned the monster and went to Sister Zhang's house to have a look.
"Sister, it's still in the ground on a hot day!" Sure enough, Sister Zhang was busy in the field.
"Hmmm! It's been so dry this year! "Sister Zhang is weeding, and this girl is playing with a parasol.
"Sister! You and Niu Niu rest! I'll do it! Zhang Han saw that Sister Zhang was tired and sweating, her fair face was slightly reddened, and she said distressedly.
"It's okay! No matter how tired you are, no matter how hard you are, won't you come over? Sister Zhang wiped her sweat and said with a smile.
"When I'm busy in the field in the future, I'll call me, no matter how I say I'm Niuniu's godfather. Don't be so desperate, what if you get a heat stroke. Zhang Han muttered while weeding.
"Uncle! Give you water to drink! The little girl was very well-behaved, and when she saw Zhang Han helping her mother work, she handed her small kettle to Zhang Han.
"Call godfather, don't call uncle!" Zhang Han squatted down, touched the little girl's head and said.
"Sister Zhang, you and Niuniu go back, there is me here, the sun is so shining." Zhang Han persuaded.
"We're in the shade, it's cool, it's fine." How can there be a master who is gone and let others do the work?
Zhang Han shook his head, Sister Zhang's temper was too stubborn.
"Monster, go home and get some peaches!" Zhang Han's head flashed, wanting to see how smart the monster was.
The monster ran to Zhang Han and stared at Zhang Han suspiciously, not understanding what the master meant.
Zhang Han looked at this idiot, and could only say by gesture, let it go back and bring peaches.
The monster nodded the pig's head and ran home on four thick legs.
"Brother Zhang, are monsters so smart?" What Zhang Han said to the monster just now, compared it, Sister Zhang saw it in her eyes, and said with surprise on her face.
"Monsters are very smart, I don't know how smart they are." Zhang Han touched his head and said.
Sister Zhang's hoe is too small, Zhang Han holds it like a toy, can only be used with one hand, but fortunately he can still work.
"Godfather is like Xiong Da Xiong Er on TV, hehe~" The little girl laughed at her godfather without any scruples.
Sister Zhang was also sipping, wanting to laugh, but holding back her laughter.
"Laugh if you want." Zhang Han glanced at her and muttered.
"Haha~" Sister Zhang finally couldn't hold back and laughed.
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The monster ran home, saw Taigong in the yard, ran to him, and chirped non-stop.
Taigong thought that the monster was hungry, so he went to the kitchen and took some vegetables for the monster to eat, and the monster chirped, and hummed at Taigong, who thought that the monster was not full, so he took out some and gave it to the monster, but it didn't eat, and still chirped.
"What do you mean, aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat it? "Taigong was also confused by the monster.
The monster was a little anxious, and in the yard, scurrying around, after a while, ran to Taigong again, and spit out a peach pit from its mouth.
"You're going to eat peaches!" The princess finally understood that the pig wanted to eat peaches, so he went in to get peaches with some tears and laughter.
"Here you go! But there's just one! "Peaches are treasures, you can't just give them.
The monster didn't eat it immediately, but arched the peach, and then nodded in the direction of Zhang Han's house.
Taigong was completely blinded, what does this mean, his head couldn't turn around, "You want to bring peaches to Zhang Han?" Taigong tried to ask.
The monster chirped even more happily, and the pig's eyes revealed, "You guessed it."
Taigong is completely convinced, what kind of pig is this, this IQ can catch up with people! Taigong took out a bag of peaches from the kitchen and hung it around the monster's neck: "Let's go!" Taigong patted the monster and said.
The monster twisted its noble ass and ran in the direction of its master.
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"Brother Zhang, let's take a break when you're tired!" Sister Zhang looked up at the dazzling sun and said.
"It's okay, it's just this job, how can I be tired!" Zhang Han wiped his sweat.
"Wow! Bajie is coming! Niuniu still treats monsters as Zhu Bajie.
"Brother Zhang, look, the monster really brought peaches!" Sister Zhang was also full of amazement, who would have thought that the pig's IQ was so high, and she would help the owner go home and get things.
Zhang Han was also full of surprise, it seems that he guessed correctly, the monster's IQ is getting higher and higher.
"Come here!" Zhang Han beckoned to the monster and said.
The monster ran to its master, raised the pig's head, and looked at its master as if in a gesture.
Zhang Han took down the bag that was put around the pig's neck, took out two peaches, and threw them to the monster, which was considered a reward.
took the bag, came to the ditch, poured it all in, Zhang Han washed the peaches and put them in the bag.
"Sister, eat peaches to relieve the heat!" Zhang Han handed the bag to Sister Zhang.
"Let's rest first, let's finish eating and then do it!" Sister Zhang handed Zhang Han two, and gave Niuniu another one, and then ate it herself.
"Comfortable!" Zhang Han took a bite of the peaches hard, and the juice in his mouth flowed into his throat, feeling that his whole heart was a lot cooler.
The little girl also ate in a big gulp, and while Sister Zhang was eating, she had to take care of wiping the little girl's mouth.
Zhang Han finished eating quickly, leaned over and drank enough cold water, continued to water the ground, weed, and had to finish it in the afternoon.