Chapter 119: Perversion in the Eyes of the Bamboo Pole
Zhang Han drove the ox cart, and several people arrived at Zhang Han's hometown.
"! Brother Han, your house is really good! The bamboo pole was surprised, it hadn't been built up when I came last time, and I don't know what the whole picture is, but now the atmosphere, the heavy house gives the bamboo pole a lot of shock.
"Haha! Not bad! It's just not renovated yet! Zhang Han laughed.
"I'll go in and take a look!" After speaking, the bamboo pole entered the compound, and while watching, he praised in his mouth.
Zhang Han didn't follow in, and Shishi and Ouyang Ze went into the backyard, after all, delivering food is the top priority.
After the bamboo pole came out, I was envious and didn't want it, and I planned to build a house in the village in the future, next to Zhang Han, so that I could often eat Brother Han's fruits and vegetables in the future.
"How?" Zhang Han looked up, saw the bamboo pole into the vegetable garden, and asked with a smile.
"Not bad! Brother Han is short of a sister-in-law, your life is perfect! The bamboo pole quipped.
"But isn't your wing a little too much!" Bamboo pole asked curiously.
Of course, Zhang Han understands what the bamboo pole is talking about, and anyone who sees the house of monsters and wolf cubs will be surprised, after all, the house is too big, and it is no different from an ordinary person's house.
"Huh! Not much, what you see is the monster in their house! Zhang Han explained.
"Monsters? No wonder! It's normal for a monster to live in that house! The monster weighs a ton! Bamboo pole smiled, and the monster's sturdy physique couldn't help but come to mind.
"At least a ton weighs in there! It's now laid-back! Zhang Han replied with a smile.
The bamboo pole then asked, "Brother Han, are those two wolf cubs really wolves?" It doesn't look like it! This physique reminds me of a pit bull, but this broad skull doesn't look like it! ”
"That's right! This has something to do with the food here, after all, my home is not deep in the mountains, and I am hungry and full! Zhang Han said while picking vegetables.
Seeing Zhang Han's vegetables packed alone, he guessed that it must have been prepared for himself, and went up to mention it, but the embarrassment was that he didn't lift it, so Ouyang Ze, who was watching from the side, smiled directly: "Your physique is not good, you should grow meat, where does the strength come from to be thin!" After speaking, he walked up to the bamboo pole, lifted the bag full of vegetables to the side, and looked at the bamboo pole proudly.
"Special code, I want to grow meat, but it just doesn't grow, what can I do!" The bamboo pole looked at the sturdy Ouyang Ze complainingly, isn't that physique what he has always longed to have.
Zhang Han loaded the ox cart with vegetables, estimated the amount of food that could be met today, and shouted to everyone: "You go to my house first, and I will deliver the vegetables first!" ”
"I'd better follow the big brother, after all, the two of them are faster!" Shishi walked up to Zhang Han and said coquettishly.
"Your sister's eyes are wrong!" The bamboo pole muttered to Ouyang Ze beside him, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that the girl Shishi was in love with Zhang Han.
"Something is wrong! Let's go back! Ouyang Ze glared at the bamboo pole, and pulled the bamboo pole directly back to Zhang Han's house.
Zhang Han saw that Shishi had to follow, so he followed this girl, and the two went to deliver food together.
Ouyang Ze and the bamboo pole walked back slowly, chatting without checking the stubble, especially when they heard that Zhang Han had bought a white horse, they couldn't wait to go to Zhang Han's house immediately.
The two arrived at the gate of Zhang Han's compound.
"This is Brother Han's white dragon! This white dragon must be very expensive! The bamboo pole said as he walked towards the white dragon.
Ouyang Ze next to him hurriedly grabbed the bamboo pole and said carefully: "Your brother Han is not here, if you get close to the white dragon now, I estimate that you will be wasted!" ”
The bamboo pole that was pulled was puzzled: "Why? Can't you eat me, and besides, it's just a horse, what are you afraid of! Then he broke free of Ouyang Ze's arm and walked towards the white dragon curiously.
The white dragon is not tied by Zhang Han now, but is free to enjoy the shade under the tree, from time to time to bow his head to eat the vegetables in the pot, and when he sees strangers walking towards him, he stares at each other with his big head, and shakes his head and shouts: "Bang!" ”
"White Dragon! This is your master's friend, you should be careful! Ouyang Ze walked directly to the white dragon, touched the white dragon's head, and introduced.
Bai Long glanced at Ouyang Ze, his big humanized eyes blinked, and when he saw that the stranger was about to walk up to him, he suddenly retreated and kicked back directly.
Seeing that Ouyang Ze was actually talking to the white dragon, he felt funny, could it be that this IQ was the same as that of a monster, and he was even more curious, and he was about to walk up to the white dragon, when suddenly the white dragon in front of him stepped back and kicked out directly, so frightened that the bamboo pole fell directly backwards and squatted.
"! How dare you kick it! The bamboo pole landed on the ground and stared at the white dragon funny.
Seeing that his prank had succeeded, the white dragon tilted his head and shouted proudly, "Boom! ”
"Well deserved! Okay, don't let you touch him in a hurry, you know how powerful this white dragon is! Ouyang Ze smiled with a smile on his face.
"Who knew this product was so shrewd that it would be a joke!" The bamboo pole got up, patted the dust on his buttocks, and muttered in his mouth.
"Don't underestimate the white dragon, I rode the white dragon yesterday, do you know how fast this guy is?" Ouyang Ze said with a smile.
"At most, it's 60, and if there's more, it's a mustang!" The bamboo pole affirmed, how fast this horse runs, people with a little common sense know, so the bamboo pole is very sure that the white dragon is at most 60.
"Why do you all underestimate the white dragon, the white dragon is so big, this is not white long, to be honest with you, yesterday the white dragon had a maximum speed of 75 per hour, and it ran for nearly two hours in a row!" Ouyang Ze said seriously.
"You're just talking nonsense! 75? Who believes? The bamboo pole was full of disbelief, and after speaking, he entered the compound.
"! What am I talking nonsense with you? If you don't believe it, you ask your brother Han! Ouyang Ze caught up with the bamboo pole and shouted.
"Hey! Brother Han is a pervert, and the vegetables and fruits he grows are perverted, and even pets are perverted! The bamboo pole sighed, feeling that Brother Han had changed too much.
"There's nothing wrong with you!" Ouyang Ze agreed.
When the bamboo pole entered the compound, he saw the big water tank in the corner, and saw Ouyang Ze with questions in his eyes.
"That's right, here are the two living treasures that my brother said!" Ouyang Ze nodded in reply, but a smile flashed in his eyes.
"I want to see what kind of living treasure it is!" The bamboo pole walked to the water tank, and saw a huge black fish lurking at the bottom, his face was full of shock, and he said secretly: "Can anyone tell me what kind of fish this is, it's too big, will the brain swallow itself!" ”
Just when the bamboo pole was stunned, the briquettes under the water saw that someone walked up to him, or a stranger, and his body slowly surfaced, and then there was a loud noise: "Poof!" ”
The entire front body of the bamboo pole was splashed wet with briquettes, and the water droplets were dripping down from his head, and Ouyang Ze, who was watching from the side, suddenly bent down and laughed: "Haha!" Tick me off, the briquettes are still as bad as ever! Ha ha! ”
The bamboo pole wiped the water droplets on his face, and saw that the big black fish in the water was like a snake, and he looked at himself with his front body, so frightened that the bamboo pole hurriedly retreated, and his voice trembled: "Mom! It's a piranha! After speaking, he quickly hid behind Ouyang Ze and looked at the briquettes with fangs in horror.
"! Do you have a bit of common sense? If you take a closer look, what kind of piranha is this? It's a black fish! Ouyang Ze looked at the bamboo pole behind him and said speechlessly, this kid's courage is too small.
"Your blackfish grows so big, your blackfish head looks like this? I've lived here since I was a child, I don't know each other! But this thing in front of me doesn't look like a black fish! The bamboo pole affirmed.
Ouyang Ze directly dragged the bamboo pole to the briquette, and said sarcastically: "Who said just now that Brother Han's pets are all perverted, and now that I have encountered perverted things, I dare not admit it!" ”
At this time, the black fish did not attack the bamboo pole, but stared with more interest, after all, Ouyang Ze still knew it.