"I don't think that a force that belongs to the Guardian Land is qualified to interrogate the crimes of a person belonging to the Guardian Land without taking advantage of it!"

"If he comes directly, then I will directly open the face consciousness mirror to ask each other! Do you think I, a titled hero who has been given the title by two face consciousnesses, will be treated by the face consciousness, or will I be treated by the face consciousness?"

"I don't think I need to explain it, you understand the difference, right?"

After listening to Lu Yan's words, Yasuo also understood that this product was not so easy to fool!

And there are a lot of cards in this product, the back road, the backstage, the strength, all have! If you want to pinch him casually, it's really not an easy thing! Not to mention the catchy flickering, intimidating him with words, so that he will commit it!

Yasuo: "Boy, why do you want to do this? This tearing thing is not good for everyone! You just lower your head and let everyone's face be okay! Then everyone can make a profit?"

Lu Yan: "Hey, brother, this is hello, he's good, I'm not good! Don't talk about this! You want me to help? It's not difficult! Take out something that makes my heart move, then it's easy to say anything! If not, don't talk nonsense!"

"Okay, that's all for this, I'm here to help the crazy girl fight the civil war, what's the matter, I'll talk about it later! It's noisy here, it's easy to hurt everyone's feelings! This topic, let's stop here, no need to say anything more!"

Yasuo: "I..."

Lu Yan: "Brother, let's have a bottle of juice, this is my new mixed juice!"

Yasuo: "Don't worry, I..."

Lu Yan: "Then let's have some dried fruits, these are all new products!"

Yasuo: "Wait, I..."

Lu Yan: "If my brother doesn't like it, then let's drink some tea, and please clean your stomach!"

Yasuo: "No, I..."

Lu Yan: "Then let's have some chrysanthemum tea..."

Yasuo: "......"

Lu Yan: "......"

Yasuo: "..."

Lu Yan: "..."

......

After sending Yasuo, who was full of constipation, away, Lu Yan stared at the crazy girl with an unhappy face and said:

"I said crazy girl, you have a funny brain, right? Why do you have no brains, so you brought this goods over?"

Wang Yifei: "What do you mean by this, you, didn't you chat with people just now? Moreover, Uncle Yasuo is also a very good person, and his popularity can be seen in the past few days! When someone sees him, he greets him, how can you listen to your tone, as if he doesn't welcome him!"

Lu Yan: "Oh, girl, brain, brain, brain! This thing is very important! Do you know? A person came to your Duke's Palace, and it only took a few days to get a thorough understanding of your entire Duke's Palace, and even the entire Duke's City! Do you think his popularity is good? This kind of person belongs to the kind of person who sells you and you still helps him count the money! Do you know?"

Wang Yifei "......"

"It's unlikely, isn't it? He's a very kind man who speaks, and he cares about people in his behavior! When a soldier is injured, he helps him raise his head and feet, and he doesn't look like the kind of person you said at all!"

Lu Yan: "Hey! This brain is still swaying, and he can't even see the most basic essence clearly! Do you think I'm alarmist? He is a master above the legendary level, and people will have nothing else to ask for to lower his value to talk to you, low-level beings with brains in water? Not to mention doing things to help you hard-working soldiers, raise your hands and feet!"

"I can tell you the truth, I don't know what he's trying to steal, and I'm probably just one of the things he's trying to fool!"

"And I don't know what you have in his eyes, so I can't give verbal support! The only thing I can tell you is to be careful with yourself, that is, don't let people put you in a pig cage, and grin and laugh like an idiot, and count the money against him!

Wang Yifei ╰_╯: "Why are you so sure that he is beating our family's idea?"

Lu Yan: ~_~: "Good popularity means that people know how to chat, and knowing how to chat means that people know how to collect information! In the entire Duke City, it is not your father, the duke, who knows and is omnipotent, nor is it your butler who can do anything, but the people and soldiers!"

"What they see and hear may only be a half-talk! But if they collect them and analyze them again, the information that the person who has a purpose will know in his chest!"

"Do you think that the people in your own family can really understand everything in detail? No, but unconscious maids, guards, it is possible! So there are many dark and delicate things, and he knows more than you, and even the things you have forgotten, he knows better than you!"

"For example, when you were young, that day, when you peed under any tree, he knew better than you whether you believed it or not?"

Wang Yifei: "You... Can't you just use a good analogy?"

Lu Yan: "No! Because only by saying that, you will be deeply impressed! Didn't you say that this old man is good? Then you can test him with the thing you peed on when you were a child, and observe his expression carefully, and you will know whether what I said is true or false!"

Wang Yifei: "I'm squirting you! You just used the thing you peed on when you were a child to test him! I..."

Lu Yan: "Come on, shut up! Whether you believe what I said or not, you'd better talk to your mother! If you think it's necessary, it's best to analyze me and you, talk to your mother, and see what she means!"

"If you have something to look for, you must pay attention to it! Your heart and brain can't be the opponent of that old man at all! So it's best to let your mother handle these things!"

After hearing this, the crazy girl flattened her mouth and replied:

"Got it!"

kicked on his high heels and left Lu Yan's guest room!

...............

The delay of more than 10 days was a civil war, and the fight was as ridiculous as a joke! After a few arrows, the enemy army retreated! This fully made Lu Yan understand what it means to be a marching war that comes in a hurry and goes in a hurry!

At least Lu Yan hadn't heard of it, he could fight hundreds of wars in a day!

However, such actions of the enemy general are not useless!

At the very least, this strategy of disrupting the army has taken effect perfectly!

The continuous harassment of the city wall for more than ten days and nights has made the soldiers guarding the city wall all seem to have a nervous breakdown, and their spirit is completely lost!

People are also like lost souls, leaning on the city barricades, without the heart to fight, just thinking about changing the guard as soon as possible, so that they can go home to rest, and their morale is completely gone!

In the past 10 days, Lu Yan has not made any move!

It was not that he listened to Yasuo's words and killed less, but that the enemy did not give him a chance to shoot at all, and shouted from a distance to kill thousands of meters away, then stopped and withdrew his troops!

Look at Lu Yan, that's eyelids jumping straight up! This is angry!

As for the words, fight out of the walls to destroy the enemy!

Lu Yan didn't dare to do this at all!

I know my own affairs, Lu Yan is in the enemy camp at the moment, and he can be regarded as a big celebrity!

It's the kind of person who once a single fall is discovered, the whole army will go out to besiege and kill!

Moreover, Lu Yan estimated that if he was alone, maybe the other camp would not encircle him with the whole army! On the contrary, as soon as he saw himself, he would walk far away, more than 10,000 meters away from him!

It's not because their deterrence has reached this point, but because they want the soldiers to run farther away, showing that this is no longer a battlefield!

You must know that this is not an impossible thing, you are in the enemy camp, but you are famous, it can be said that it is extremely hated!

The kind of thing that I can't wait to peel my skin, cramp, cut meat and eat it raw, boil my bones in soup, add water and cook it for a year, without changing it, and can't relieve my hatred, it really can happen!

So it's better to be a little bit harder, don't make a head bird again!

Looking at the furnace erected by the enemy camp, bursts of cooking smoke rising, Lu Yan knew that today's harassment battle had ended again!

Seeing this situation, Lu Yan also knew that it was time to raise morale today!

So, Lu Yan floated up to the center of the top of the wall, lifted his stealth illusion, and shouted with a loudspeaker:

"Hey, hey, today's morale-boosting speech has begun, is this yesterday's topic?"

Under Lu Yan's amplification, a group of lifeless soldiers instantly came to life, and the chaotic voices converged into one word, want!

Seeing this, Lu Yan pressed his hand a few times, signaled everyone to stop, and said:

"You are a group of bitter borrowers, even if I teach you more cheats on pickles, it's in vain if you don't have money! But if you listen to too much, it's a good thing to improve your IQ! But today I won't talk about pickles, let's tell a little story, let's listen to it, be happy!"

Soldiers: "Good!"

Lu Yan: "It is said that there is a believer, after she went to the church to pray, she asked the priest:

Father, I know that there are more women than men in this world because of war! But why is it that only one man is allowed to have more than one woman, and one woman cannot have more than one lover?

Father, don't you think it's unfair to have a man, the more women he has, the more praise he gets! And I, having multiple lovers, is spurned by others! Father, don't you think it's unfair to us women? I love them so much!

The priest blinked and looked at the fat woman believer in front of him, he was very familiar with the fat woman believer in front of him! Because this fat woman believer was a generous donor believer, and he used to be the kind that poured a lot of rice!

It's just that since the beginning of the previous period, the donations of this fat woman believer seem to have shrunk a lot all of a sudden!

originally thought that there was a problem in her business, and she was still thinking about when to help her get through this difficulty!

Unexpectedly...