Chapter 175: The Return Trip
Ignoring the group of noisy reporters, Cui Yubao took the shopping guide given by Allure Leaf and prepared to buy a handful for everyone, but unfortunately the moment he landed, Cui Yubao's face turned green in an instant.
"Boss, you've stepped on poop!" Feng Ying kindly reminded.
"Shut up! I know! "Although I heard about it, I didn't expect to be so unlucky, and the ground was so dirty, I didn't even see it clearly.
"Actually, Boss, you can clean it up with a spell!" Feng Ying whispered.
Cui Yubao's face stiffened, and he silently cleaned up the soles of his shoes with spells, and Feng Ying complained: "The ground here is too dirty, and it's normal to see clearly." ”
"Say less! I went back as soon as I could, I didn't want to stay here for a while. Cui Yubao said depressedly, if he goes back quickly, maybe he can catch up with the ceremony of the cat man's town.
It's a pity that the reality is a bit cruel, the language is not understood, and there is no translation equipment, Cui Yubao looks at the long list and doesn't know where these things are sold. In desperation, Cui Yubao and Feng Ying flew to the capital of Tianzhu according to the map, and it can only be said that it is worthy of being a country that has been governed by Britain for many years.
Although I knew that I would be slaughtered here, I didn't swipe my card anyway, and there was a layer of flies on the street outside, so Cui Yubao didn't worry about buying it. However, if it weren't for the clothes and skin color, Cui Yubao would have thought it was a shopping mall in China.
After buying all the things and coming out, Cui Yubao planned to find a corner with Feng Ying and fly back stealthily, after all, it was not early. After turning around, I passed by an alley, but I saw several fat-headed and big-eared men grabbing a woman.
When these men saw Cui Yubao coming over, they chattered unhappily, but unfortunately Cui Yubao didn't understand at all, but looking at the woman's appearance, it was easy to guess what these guys wanted to do, so they disdainfully looked at those men compared to the international common gesture - middle finger!
Feeling Cui Yubao's contempt, several men rushed towards Cui Yubao with a big belly that was pregnant for eight months, and there was no extra movement, a horse step punch and a few black tigers digging out their hearts, and they lay down on the ground. Cui Yubao looked at his somewhat greasy right hand, felt nauseous and anxious, took the paper from his pocket and wiped it twice before he felt better.
But looking up, the woman didn't know when she had run away, shook her head, and Cui Yubao continued to walk towards the remote place.
So after encountering three waves of robbery, a wave of motorcycle drag racing parties, a big cow and a group of believers who don't know what religion, they found a suitable place and flew stealthily. Looking at the dirty and unsightly holy river not far away, Cui Yubao swore that he would never come to this place again in the future, and the travel advertisements were all lies!
On the way back, Feng Ying looked at Cui Yubao's wings from time to time, and Cui Yubao was a little inexplicable, so he asked, "Is there something wrong with my wings?" ”
Feng Ying asked in a tangled manner, "Boss, do you feel that your peak flight speed as a law practitioner and mine is as normal?" ”
Cui Yubao pondered for a moment and suddenly said, "Fengying! You have to exercise a lot, or you may not even be able to fly after a long time. ”
Feng Ying don't look around, I feel that I have never seen a narcissistic guy like Cui Yubao in so many memories. Cui Yubao smiled, not to mention other attributes, as long as the speed is fast enough, maybe sometimes he can escape the catastrophe.
Just when Cui Yubao was smiling, a sense of crisis suddenly arose, and he looked back and saw that a missile was galloping from behind.
"What the hell!" In a hurry, with a wave of his hand, a wind blade slashed like a missile, directly splitting the missile in half. Cui Yubao hurriedly asked, "Did Feng Ying find out where the missile was launched?" ”
Feng Ying nodded and said, "There are two fighters in the back, I don't know how to find us." ”
"Unlucky, I guess the infrared induction found us, this time it's bad!" Cui Yubao was a little depressed, originally this kind of stealth spell was a kind of light spell, using the continuous refraction of light to cause the effect of stealth, but it did not deal with the infrared rays emitted by the body, it seems that this spell needs to be improved.
Feng Ying said lightly: "Don't worry, I've already dismantled those two planes, but I let them escape smoothly." ”
"Disintegrated! Uh, well, anyway, they're going to drop a few fighters every once in a while, and it's not bad for these two. Cui Yubao breathed a sigh of relief, but in order to prevent this kind of problem from occurring, the two had to fly in the clouds.
finally saw the bright lights of Tianfu, Cui Yubao was almost moved to cry, not only was his clothes wet, but he also suffered two lightning strikes in the middle. Cui Yubao truly felt the power of nature.
When he landed in Brother Tang's courtyard, Bai Ze, who had been waiting for a long time, said happily: "Captain, you did a great job this time, not only did you wake up that guy, but now the Internet says that these guys are hyping up fraud, and they are not in a coma at all, and they jumped from a few meters high building by themselves as soon as the earthquake occurred." No one doubts you for the time being, and do you still have my tea bought? ”
"The last sentence is the point!" Cui Yubao unhappily handed over Bai Ze's tea, and then said, "On the way back, by the way, the two fighters who found us were disintegrated." ”
"Oh, huh? What do you say! The tea in Bai Ze's hand fell directly to the ground, Cui Yubao regretted it a little, he should have installed the terminal first and then said to Bai Ze, it's a pity that such a rare Bai Ze's expression was not photographed.
Regardless of the tea leaves that fell on the ground, Bai Ze wanted to pull his hair with a tangled face, and asked anxiously: "How did you do it, why were you discovered, and how did you disintegrate other people's fighters?" Was he found in China on the way back? ”
"We were hidden at the time, they may have seen the infrared rays we emitted, and I opened the barrier on the way back, so I shouldn't have been discovered." Cui Yubao said with some uncertainty.
Bai Ze sighed and said: "Forget it, leave it to fate, you must know that not far from here is the place to develop the latest fighter jet, what a mistake!" ”
"Then I'll go back first, you can share these things with everyone!" Cui Yubao looked at Bai Ze, who had a headache, so he stuffed all the things in his hand and trotted all the way back to the house to log in to the game.
Bai Ze looked at the big bag in his hand, couldn't help but shake his head, and was about to put it in the hall, but he didn't take two steps before he was stunned: "No, I saw that the captain flew back by himself just now!" ”
After being stunned for a long time, Bai Ze suddenly smiled: "The captain is really a guy with great luck, this is the law, it seems that the plan can continue to accelerate." ”