Chapter 306: The Story King
"Old man Sang, don't be reckless. www.biquge.info"Mo Mo hurriedly stopped Sang Yizhuang's impulse.
And Sang Yizhuang couldn't hear Momo's stop at this time, because when he hit the stone wall for the second time, he had already fainted.
Seeing this situation, the people who gradually felt relieved were also silent, no one dared to say much, and even gasped, they didn't dare to exert themselves, for fear that they would be destroyed like Sang Yizhuang in the blink of an eye.
"Is there anything else that is loud and noisy, this place can only tell stories, not speak loudly, otherwise I will think you are despising me. Seeing that there was silence around him, the demon began to make noises again.
"Don't hurt my partner yet, I can tell you a story. Mo Mo didn't dare to act rashly, and hurriedly spoke to appease.
"Well, you little thing is very sensible, I already like you a little, I just don't know if your story is good, if it doesn't, I'll still break your bones. The demon said slowly, his voice filled with endless banter.
"If you want to hear it, I can tell it to you, but I don't know what stories you like to hear?" Momo asked.
"Well, of course, the bigger the better, the older the better, otherwise I may not be able to understand it. The demon sighed as if he did, and then added, "If you don't have a big, old story, you might as well tell something interesting to make me happy." ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you the biggest story I know?" Momo asked.
"Tell the little thing, tell the biggest story in your heart. The demon urged.
Mo Mo was silent for a while, organized his memories, and then said: "Once upon a time, there were nine brothers, from the oldest to the smallest, they were called Tiangang, Disha, the Three Turning Dharma King, the Spirit of the Four Elephants, the Five Ghosts Nirvana, Tong Tiandaoren, Anye Tiantai, Rhino Yu, and Qiongxiao. Tiangang is in charge of the sky, Earth Demon is in charge of the earth, the Three Turns Dharma King, the Spirit of the Four Elephants, and the Five Ghosts Nirvana are in charge of the Secret Realm of Xuanguang, Tong Tiandao is in charge of the Luomo Continent, Anye Tiantai is in charge of the universe, Rhino Yu is in charge of the Yufan Continent, and Qiongxiao Yao is in charge of the Qiongtian Continent...... Have you heard this story?"
"Hey, this story sounds big, but honestly, it's not very true, do you have any older stories there?" said the demon slowly, listening very carefully, but not at all familiar.
Mo Mo's mind moved slightly, and he knew that the monster locked in the prison door here was a higher level than the nine sons of Jiuji, so he continued to speak: "Then I will tell you about the father of the nine brothers, Jiuji, and their uncle Death, once upon a time, there were two brothers, one was called Jiuji and the other was called Death, they depended on each other since childhood, and practiced the Dharma......
"Ahem, although your story has been upgraded a bit, it is still not a category that I am familiar with, and it seems that your human pattern is still too small. But seeing that your cultivation is not very good, I know a lot. Why don't you think about it again, is there a higher level of story, or something older?" The demon was still unmoved by Momo's story, and didn't seem to even know the prestige of the Nine Poles and the Grim Reaper.
"Hey, that's strange, this world is all made by the Nine Poles, and this monster doesn't even know the Nine Extremes and the Grim Reaper, isn't it ......" Mo Mo sorted out his thoughts again, and then said: "Then I'll upgrade the story for you." Once upon a time, there was a group of creatures, such as dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, basalts, stone apes, giant spirit bears, white tigers, etc., and they lived in a closed space at the same time......"
"Wait, this story feels similar to your story of the Nine Brothers, as if it's just a different name for the Nine Brothers. Little thing, don't think that I can't hear it if I'm old and confused!"
"No, no, this story definitely doesn't coincide with the first story, the Tuoshi Ape mentioned in this story is the ancestor of the Nine Poles and the Grim Reaper, this story about the Tuoshi Ape is already the oldest story I know, it's just ......"
"Okay, don't explain, your story is getting less and less attractive, what brothers, fathers, ancestors, it's just some unknown little things, you can shut up and tell it to the next person!"
But the story Momo told was already the oldest in the dome world, and what could the others tell. So the cave was quiet again.
"Why, you humans are so bad at storytelling, if no one comes out to tell it, I'm going to kill someone. The demon seemed to be really impatient, and his tone began to be unkind.
"The seniors are angry, the seniors are angry, so then I'll tell you a story, right?" said Zhu Gaobi, who was a little clever at this time.
"Then tell me the biggest story in your heart, or something interesting. The demon said.
"Okay. Zhu Gaobi cleared his throat, "I remember that my physique was very poor at the beginning, and I didn't find the way to martial arts when I reached adulthood, and then I couldn't make a living, so I could only go to the restaurant to work as a coolie, but even so, I could only barely eat, once I didn't do a good job of what the boss told me, and I was hungry for a day, and then I ......."
"Okay, okay, I've heard your story once a few years ago, and the final ending must be that you work hard and finally become a warrior, or a little chance, and become a little stronger than a warrior, oops, boring to the extreme, boring to the extreme, the next person!" The evil ghost is not interested in Zhu Gaobi this story.
Ju Zikai saw the situation, it would definitely not work if he didn't tell a story, and it was too ordinary to be useful, so he said: "Then I'll tell a story." Back then, I heard that the first cultivator in the Falling Desert Continent was a witch cultivator, this witch cultivator was incomparably powerful, turning his hands into clouds and covering his hands into rain, and finally created a lot of peerless witchcraft, the most famous of which was——"
"Alas, it's this story again, isn't the most famous of the seven bland witchcraft, I heard this episode a thousand years ago, you still don't tell it, I feel very upset when I hear the word wizard. Also, what martial arts, star cultivation, Taoist cultivation, witch cultivation and the like, you don't want to talk about it anymore, I'm tired of hearing it. "The demons did not know the prophet, as if they had heard of these things.
Everyone looked at each other, and they were all a little troubled. Stories always come from life, no matter how much they make up, there must be a foundation there. Is it possible to weave the story to the sky?
But the evil ghost in front of him is so difficult to serve, it really makes everyone have a headache and can't do anything.
"Senior, why don't you listen to my story?" At this time, Baili Tai also stepped forward, "The Daotian Empire is rich in high-grade pills, which have many effects, such as Huitian Pill, Havoc Pill, Fire Dragon Pill, Condensing Pill, Snow-"
"Xueluo Pill, Water Rhyme Pill, Bliss Cream, Cold Fragrance Pill, Transformation Pill, Great Tonic Pill, Bloodthirsty Pill...... Look, how much do I know more than you?" the evil ghost directly interrupted Bailitai's story in annoyance, and said forty or fifty pills in one breath.
Everyone was shocked into a cold sweat, feeling that this guy was not only like a ghost, but definitely a demon......
"Next next, you don't have to talk about it, and I don't bother to listen to it. The demon's tone became unusually anxious.
Seeing that these stories were told, the evil ghost was still indifferent, and Chijiemin, who had not spoken, was also anxious.
"Senior, I don't have a story like them, why don't you see me give you a couplet?"
"What can a couplet mean?" the demon was a little puzzled by Chijamin's words.
"Whether it's interesting or not, you'll have to listen to it to find out. Chijamin replied confidently.
"Okay, so you can tell me about it?"
Chijiemin pondered for a while and said, "My upper link is, pig iron is iron, wrought iron is iron, and the hammer strikes the iron. ”
The evil ghost was surrounded by Qi Jieming like this, and he was suddenly a little confused, so he replied: "This upper link is not interesting, you better talk about the lower link, right?"
Chijiemin smiled slightly and said, "The next link is, men are people, women are people, and the bed board rings as an artificial person!"
"Oh, roar, yes, this is good, this is much more fun than that father, son, ancestor or something, come on, you come on." ”
"Ah, are you still coming?" said Chijamin, hurrying to search for the dry intestines, thinking of the story in his heart.
"That's natural, you're more interesting, tell me a few more stories, and I can let you die later. The demon said as a matter of course.
“......”
After talking for a long time, it seems that they all have to die in the end.
"So, can we not die?" asked Chidjamin tentatively.
The demon was silent for a while, and replied as if with great difficulty: "Death must be death, otherwise, my energy will not be replenished, but I can promise you that as long as you make fun of me once, I can save one of you from death, and now there are eight of you, ahem, you only need to laugh at me seven times." ”
...... When everyone heard this, they all broke out in a cold sweat.
When Qi Jieming saw that storytelling still had this effect, he naturally didn't dare to slack off, thought about it and then said: "Once upon a time, there were two masters and apprentices. The apprentice asked the master why my cultivation had not improved. The master said, "Have you ever seen the beautiful fiery clouds at sunset?" The disciple said, "Yes?" The master asked again, "Have you ever seen a waterfall scouring the rocks aimlessly?" The apprentice thought about it and said, "I've seen it too." The master then asked, "What about the flawless moonlight on the calm water?" The apprentice said without hesitation, of course, he has seen this. Master sank his face and said, "That's the problem, you don't practice well all day long, and you look around looking at a few things?"
"Roar, roar, roar!" The ghost's laughter was also different from that of humans, "It's kind of interesting, what other stories do you have, keep telling them!"
After listening to Qi Jieming's story, Mo Mo and the others couldn't help but snicker, secretly wondering why Qi Jieming was so talented......
Chijiemin laughed at the evil ghost twice in a row, so he hurriedly asked tentatively, "Senior, I have told two stories now, can I save the lives of my two friends?"
When the demon saw that Qi Jieming was pulling elsewhere, his tone changed to normal again, and he said impatiently: "Do you still doubt my credibility?"