After returning to Hearst, the new semester really began.

And I have once again returned to the monotonous and busy quiet life of wandering around dormitories, classrooms, cafeterias, and restaurants all day long.

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"Yu! You have been absent from work for a week without reason, what do you want to explain! If it weren't for the fact that Ah Bing and you have made several meritorious contributions, I would have fired you immediately right now. Are you being beaten up again and seriously injured?!"

The owner of the hotel is still the same old man, with a chubby face that only scares and brags, you see, even when he scares me, he has already helped me find the bottom of the stairs.

"No, no, we flew to Maya Island on the first day of the new semester, and we didn't receive any notice in advance, so we didn't have time to report to you about our leave......"

"Oh, yes, yes! You all have to go there at the beginning of the second semester of the first academic year! Why did I forget? Hey, in this place where yin and yang are in decline, I am used to seeing your only ray of sunshine every day, and I don't see you for a few days, so I really don't get used to it!" The boss patted the head door of the few hairs left, and then slapped the head oil on my shoulder: "Haha, I haven't seen you for a week, you have darkened a lot! It seems that you have gone to the beach to sunbathe! Do you have any touching memories?"

"Report to the boss, because our trip is too rushed, basically no one brings swimsuits, so ......"

"Could it be that Qi is wearing underwear and rushing straight to the sea? Wow, that's terrible, it must be gone! By the way, that Snow City Moon has a good relationship with you, and she is still a super beauty, did she jump in in her underwear?"

“...... I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem to be ......."

"Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity......" The boss sighed and didn't forget to deduct my salary: "Since I didn't see it, I had to reluctantly deduct your salary last week......"

"Boss, no! I already know it's wrong......"

Next, all the enthusiastic and beautiful waitresses gathered around.

"Yu, I heard that you went to Maya Island, how about it? In such a romantic and youthful place, with an impulsive personality like yours, the virgin body must not be guaranteed!"

"Tell me quickly, who is the object of your loss of virginity? Is it a beautiful tour guide, or is it a passionate female aboriginal resident of the island......? Isn't it? Is it a schoolgirl from the same class as you? Wow—"

"Ah, won't you?!In vain we bet on whether you lost your virginity on the beach or in bed! You actually told us that you are still innocent?!"

"Yu, don't deceive people, since you and Ah Bing lived together, the word innocence has been goodbye to you forever, you better stop tarnishing this word in front of us!"

"Hehe, Yu, otherwise, we'll make an exception to give you a chance to break your virgin body, okay? Which of us do you like, just open your mouth, everyone is so familiar, what's so embarrassing......

"Wow! Why are you getting a nosebleed again? It's so cute! Hahaha......"

In the end, the helpful boss came up to relieve me: "What a noise! I don't want to do it anymore! Don't you see that the guests outside are waiting to leave?!"

"Boss, it's half past one in the afternoon, it's just past the lunch rush, where are the guests besides those who are eating?"

“...... Ahem, I'm not a guest?!I can't be a guest?!All work for me!"

When the day's busyness was over, I lay in the messy dormitory and suffered from Yuan's endless nagging.

"Yu, you really went to observe the Kadi butterfly in those days? Why didn't you bring some eggs? You know, one of the larvae of the Kadi's butterfly can now be sold for 3,000 silver Luke on the black market!"

...... "Damn, if I have it, will I not want to?!

"Ah, by the way, I've always wanted to ......ask you! Then, when you were with Syracuse Moon to make a report in those days, did she ...... with you? Mentioned me......"

"Hehe, she seems to have praised you for being very smart, and said that you look like a girl. ”

"Ah...... Is that all she said? What have you all done? You can't really keep watching that flat-tailed dragon, right?!"

I yawned sleepily and nodded carelessly, "Of course......"

"Oh my God, you're too honest, aren't you! Won't you take the opportunity to eat her tofu?!...... Ah......h

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After the trip to Maya Island, although my life has not changed much, I have completely eliminated the gap between them and Syracuse because of Ah Bing's departure.

Almost every morning before we walked a few steps out of the dormitory building, Ah Yuan and I would meet Syracuse Yue, who "happened" to pass by, wearing a beautiful school skirt that was not repeated every day, standing at the intersection with a smile and waving at us.

Along the way, we'll hear all sorts of world-class news, anecdotes, and today's weather forecasts about yesterday's events (very accurate, even down to the point of how long it will rain, supposedly from the Wintersword family's internal Intelligence and Reconnaissance Department).

In addition, Ah Yuan, who kept shaking out jokes and short stories from various magazines and newspapers in order to deliberately please Snow City Yue, made this time when Ah Bing and I hurriedly rushed to the classroom with steamed buns in our mouths to occupy a seat, and it became extremely lively and relaxed.

With the company of Snow City, the simple life that was originally tight and tense was full of petty bourgeoisie from time to time.

Sometimes when we come back from work at night, when we meet them in the study room, they usually propose to go out for a drink to relieve boredom, so we take books, paper and pens, sit in a romantic and elegant bar, while enjoying delicious drinks and moving music, while writing hard for the next day's homework and quizzes in the flickering and dim candlelight.

It's just that since there will be joy in life, there will naturally be a lot of helplessness and sighs......

"Hello students, from today to the middle of this semester, I will be in charge of teaching the music appreciation class for the entire grade. The course that was originally scheduled to start in the second half of the semester had to be advanced because of the conflict with my schedule, and the ancient science and technology class that you should be taking now will be changed to the second half of the semester. ”

The person who spoke had stolen a pair of glasses from somewhere, and was wearing a bright and moving uniform and skirt - Miss Long Yin Yao Long!

And the one who stood beside her as a teaching assistant for her turned out to be ...... Be...... I haven't seen each other since I came back, and I'm smiling and secretly greeting Snow City Moon and I.

Before the thousands of students in the lecture hall could figure out how the old professor of the music department, who was so old that he had to use crutches to get on the podium, suddenly turned into two unbelievably beautiful twenty-eight girls, Agali and the others, including Ah Yuan, had already burst into earth-shattering applause, and Xue Chengyue, who was sitting next to me, closed the textbook of "Overview of Ancient Science and Technology" in frustration, and sighed secretly: "Oh my God, is there no one in the school......

Speaking of which, Long Yinyao's musical talent is really unmatched, but once she walks on the podium, it makes people cry and laugh and cry bitterly.

first repelled a group of fanatical fans with a heavy drink, and then recorded attendance one by one, which was supposed to let everyone relax and relax, listen to world famous songs, or enjoy a few songs jointly composed by famous musicians and singers in today's music world.

Later, the whole lecture hall was filled with the sound of sound of sleep and whispering, and even Syracuse took out a fashion magazine impatiently and secretly shared with me under the table the fashion trends of today's world.

Suddenly, I heard a cough beside me, and then there was a pleasant low laugh from Eina: "Okay! Leng Yu, Snow City Yue, what are you doing here?"

I looked up blankly, staring at Ena, who had been sitting next to me at some point, and who was also leaning down to look at the fashion magazine intently, almost screaming in fright with the thief-minded Snow City Moon.

"Hi, hi, hi...... Hi~~" At this moment, I was too frightened, and even my tone was full of tremors.

"Yu, it's been a long time, oh, hmph, you don't know how to look for me when you come back!" Ena glared at me, whispering in my ear with teleportation.

"Ahem...... I've been busy lately, and I've been deducted a week's salary by my boss, and I have to work overtime at night!" I also replied secretly using voice transmission.

"Hmph, I'm busy too! The principal has been pressuring me for the dragon's affairs recently, and asked me to take charge of its living environment. You don't know how tired I am, that stupid dragon first went on a hunger strike, then played suicide on me, and when it found out my true identity, it followed me all day screaming as if I were its babysitter......"

I couldn't help but laugh, and I almost didn't laugh out loud: "Haha, since you're so busy, of course I'm even more embarrassed to bother you." That dragon is still alive, and it is a miracle that Long Yinyao was not tortured to death!"

Ena didn't laugh, but her eyes turned red, and she wanted to cry: "I know, you don't want to see me at all, with Snow City and them accompanying you, will you still remember who I am?"

Suddenly hearing such a direct confession, I immediately panicked and hurriedly coaxed her: "How could I not want to see you? It's just that I've been really busy lately, and there are so many homework tests that people can't breathe! I have to work overtime on the weekend, and I still have a design report to be handed in next Monday, so how can I have time to find you!"

Ena listened, and silently lowered her head and did not speak.

Xue Chengyue on the side thought that Ena was angry at us reading extracurricular books, and said with a cautious smile: "Ena, we really don't have any musical talent, and we can't understand what A-Yao is saying, so we have to watch this to pass the time, don't tell the principal!"

Ena nodded, gave me another wretched look, and then got up and left.

Ena let us go, but Long Yinyao was not so easy to speak.

She had long found on the podium that the two of us were studying hard underneath, and wanted to have a seizure, but the people around her were distracted, so she had to endure it, and now when she saw that Ena's "persuasion" failed, she immediately slapped the table in anger and shouted:

"That masked guy! Get out of front for me!"

With the roar of the beautiful woman, the whole classroom immediately fell silent, and all eyes were focused on me - yes, I was the only guy wearing a mask in the whole classroom.

I only heard Xue Chengyue secretly complaining beside me: "It's over, A-Yao is really angry! Yu, don't you speak! After a while, you can do whatever she asks you to do, otherwise...... I'm afraid you won't be able to leave this place today......"

I stood up awkwardly under the watchful eye and looked back at Ena for help, who knew that Ena turned her head and deliberately pretended not to see.

Good for you, Ena, at such a critical moment, you actually left me so easily!

"What are you doing in a daze! Hurry up and come to the front for me!" If the anger that erupted from Long Yinyao's body at this moment, if it hadn't been covered by the lecture hall, I am afraid that it would have already changed the color of the wind and clouds, and made the sun and the moon dull, and even Snow Chengyue, who had seen several big scenes, kept chanting beside me: "God, please bless him!"

Broken in my heart, I hurriedly answered "yes" and stepped forward.

Oh my God, I can't imagine that Long Yinyao likes to capture models so much, and the first time she took class, she took me, a comrade-in-arms who was born and died with her......

A magazine slammed into my arms with a "pop", and after I hurriedly caught it with my hand, I realized that it was actually the one that Xue Chengyue and I were trying to participate in just now!

I glanced back at Snow City, but saw that she was also crying and helplessly spreading her hands at me.

Long Yinyao squinted her eyes, held the whip behind her back, and slowly paced in front of me and said, "You study very seriously at the bottom, and you don't even raise your head!

I hurriedly whispered, "Dragon...... Belch...... Sister Yao, I know it's wrong, just spare me......"

"Huh, what? It's too quiet! Say it louder, let everyone listen!"

"......" looked around ahead, almost all of them had gloating smiles on their faces, while Agali and the others were all pale and silent, only hating their parents for giving birth to them too fat, and couldn't hide the whole person in the table.

"Read!" Seeing me staring blankly ahead, Long Yinyao was so angry that he yelled again: "Are you stupid waiting for me to read it to you personally?!"

Grabbing the magazine that I was almost frightened to get out of my hand, I cautiously glanced at Long Yinyao, who was clenched with silver teeth and willow eyebrows, and her pretty figure trembled slightly under the rage, exuding an indescribable majesty and oppression, which actually reminded me of the situation when the master scolded me back then—it seems that Long Yinyao was really angry!

Ena's voice suddenly sounded in her ears: "Yu, don't mess with her again." Ah Yao came to teach this time, and promised the principal that there would be no need for Tianlong Yin, and she prepared the class very carefully, and she prepared for several days. She's really sad to see you like this!"

When I heard this, I understood.

Sighing secretly, I said to Long Yinyao, "Why are you so bothered? Even if you use Tianlong Yin, as long as you can take a good class, I believe the principal won't say anything about you......"

Long Yinyao was obviously told the central matter, and trembled all over, and then replied in annoyance: "I want you to take care of it!" But the circles in her eyes turned red involuntarily.

After listening to Ena's words just now, I was still snickering in my heart, but when I saw her expression, I couldn't help but soften my heart for a while...... Hey, let's go with her!

So, I scratched my head helplessly, lifted my breath and read it.

“...... Beautiful underwear can indeed make the wearer feel confident, but the choice of underwear is not just based on whether it looks good or not, it is the function and feeling that should be paid attention to. Size, cut, material, design, etc., will directly affect the performance of 'function', and will also affect the level of comfort. Underwear is always the most intimate clothing, and wearing uncomfortable underwear is like living a sin. First from the function and feeling of satisfaction, and then the pursuit of pattern design, pay attention to the trend of dress......"

Before I could finish reading the beginning of this report, the students below had already laughed "boom", only to hear Ena shouting in my ear: "Oh my God! What are you reading?!"

I looked up at her in wonder, wondering if I had read it wrong, and turned another page, but before I could speak, my face was already burning.

The first sentence at the beginning of that is: "Men say that beautiful buttocks are the most tempting......"

I glanced at Long Yinyao embarrassedly, trying to determine if she really asked me to read this paragraph, but she was also looking at the magazine to cover her mouth and snicker, for a while, her eyes were as charming as silk, her nose was jade, and she was so cute, I saw that my heart was pounding, and I forgot what to say.

When Long Yinyao saw me looking over, she quickly put away her smile, but she was obviously no longer angry, and after coughing lightly, she pretended to be serious and secretly asked, "Is my class really so boring?

It's rare for her eldest lady to be so low-voiced, I quickly shook my head and denied it: "Where is it, it's just that we don't know how to appreciate it......"

But when I saw that her brows were twisted and she was about to have a seizure again, I had to answer honestly: "Uh...... It's really a little boring...... "I was afraid that she wouldn't be able to hear it, and laughed a few times in a row.

"Where's the boredom? Am I being too serious?"

"No, no, no, it has nothing to do with your attitude, it's just that what you say is really ......"

"What's wrong with what I'm talking about, is it too simple?" Long Yinyao frowned and bit her lower lip, looking very nervous.

I almost fainted to the ground - this kind of heavenly book that we can't understand, she still thinks it's simple?

"Haha...... Haha......" After laughing awkwardly a few times, I was ashamed to tell her: "It's not too simple, but it's too profound, how can we have such a high level of appreciation as yours?

"That'...... So what should I say?"

"I don't think you need to say anything, put on a few nice pieces of music, or do a few songs yourself, I believe everyone will like it. ”

Seeing that she was silent, and seemed not very happy, I persuaded her with kind words: "Actually, everyone comes to this class just to relax, who still has the energy to learn such a profound thing? Besides, the most popular world-class singer today is standing right in front of us, wouldn't it be a waste of resources not to give us a few songs? We have been waiting for your song for a long time! It is precisely because there has been no result that we have to express our protest with silence......

The sycophant slapped her hands sourly, I thought she should be smiling, and immediately took the stage to sing to the group of disappointed fans who had already waited from the flowers to the flowers, but she glared at me and said angrily: "Hmph, you don't like my songs, don't give me a fake here." ”

"I, I, how can I not like it?!"

"Then when I sang last time I celebrated the school, almost everyone came, why didn't you come?"

I was dumbfounded, I couldn't imagine that she remembered the events of the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Monkey clearly.

It's really rare! She was so high up at that time, and she would still notice me, an inconspicuous little character who followed them all day long?!

"Hehe, I originally wanted to go that day, but halfway to the road, I was called to work overtime in the hotel, and before leaving, I asked Ah Yuan to occupy a seat for me! Don't you notice that the seat next to Ah Yuan has always been empty? That's left for me!"

"Hmph, I didn't have time to get to know that guy at that time! Okay, okay, you go down first! I'll see how to go on after I'm done talking to Ena. Once she regained her self-confidence, Long Yinyao began to be condescending again.

I secretly rejoiced in my heart, Ena was clearly a loyal fan of Long Yinyao, how could there be any reason to disagree? At that moment, she pretended to apologize humbly, and used magazines to cover everyone's ridiculed eyes, and she slipped off the stage.

Seeing that I had returned unharmed, Syracuse secretly thought: "Amitabha, good and good......" Seeing the smugness on my face, she couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's wrong? A-Yao didn't scold you to death just now?"

"Hehe, have you ever seen someone who has been scolded still be so happy?" Thinking of Long Yinyao's low-voiced appearance just now, I couldn't help but snicker.

Hey, after all, they are comrades-in-arms who have been born and died together, so it's more face-saving! Hahahaha......

However, at this time, Snow City Yue was very unaware, and actually opened her mouth to reply to me: "Others haven't seen it......!" It's a little hard for you to say!"

I glared at her in annoyance and shoved the magazine into her hand.

"Hehe, I'm just worried about you! I'm afraid you're being stimulated by A-Yao and you're delirious......"

I raised my head to look at Long Yinyao, who was whispering to Ena on stage, and ignored her.

"Ahh

But I saw that Snow City Yue took out a thick color-printed magazine from her bag with a flattering face, and the charming and sultry bikini girl on the cover almost made me squirt nosebleeds.

Oh my God, there is such a wonderful thing in this world!

Ahem, such a good thing, how could I refuse? Although it seems a little shameless to say that I am like this in front of a beautiful woman, but since she took the initiative to give it to me, I will laugh at it......

Suppressing the excitement in my heart, I cautiously turned the first page, and was about to feast my eyes, but I saw a housewife who had wrapped herself tightly, and turned a few pages in a row, still like this, I couldn't help but glance at Syracuse Moon, wondering if she was playing tricks on me again.

Xue Chengyue saw my thoughts, and said with a little grievance: "Of course there is no front, but in the back!

I nodded secretly in my heart, and I couldn't help but admire that this magazine actually understands men's minds so well, and knows how to slowly expose the excitement to the audience step by step. Hehe, that's how it tastes!

But at this pace, I'm afraid I'll have to have lunch when I see a beautiful woman wearing only underwear. I immediately smashed the yellow dragon and turned to the last page......

As my pupils dilated, I felt a shake in my throat, and my stomach immediately turned upside down. But I saw a muscular man, wearing only a narrow crotch cloth that would be blown down by the wind at any time, standing on the screen with all kinds of charms, scratching his head and smiling at me......

Oh, where did the orangutan come from?

Suppressing the nausea that almost made me feel nauseous, I looked back at Syracuse Moon, but she was already laughing on the table, holding her stomach and shaking......