Chapter 1: The mud should also be pasted on the wall

In the early morning, Gu Fengchen opened the curtains with joy, the rising sun outside glowed with a warm and warm light, and the spring was sunny. In the season of blooming flowers, the weather is neither hot nor cold, and the air is fresh, such weather is very suitable for a few classes, bring a little goblin, invite a primary school girl, and then spend a lot of money to buy a few catties of dragon meat from the dragon slayer warriors, buy a few cans of monkey wine from the old monkeys on the road, go to the alchemy instructor of the academy to get a few pieces of fine charcoal, climb to the high Tongtian holy mountain outside the academy or go to the sparkling Feixian Lake for a picnic.

Suddenly, a large dark cloud rose from a room in the academy, and in a moment, this dark cloud filled the entire sky unreasonably, and suddenly lightning and thunder roared, and the rain poured down. Gu Fengchen's face became very gloomy, he knew that this was a ghost made by a certain magician in the academy, here, there would always be some perverts who did something unknown to show their existence, this was simply boring.

He couldn't go anywhere in such bad weather, and he was unwilling to go to class, so he had to go back to bed and continue to sleep. It was a well-decorated and luxurious dormitory, with the curtains closed, the room was dimly lit, tightly sealed and very private, the bed was large and soft, the bedding was clean and silky, and even the table was made of precious golden silk wood. Although there were a few empty bottles lying on it, exuding an incorrigible smell of slings, which was extremely incommensurate with the elegance and luxury of this place, it was still a very comfortable place overall. If a man lies alone in such a good place, if he does not have the slightest bad thoughts, it can only mean that the man is defective in some way, so after a burst of sound of Suosuo, the woman's gasping voice and the cry of the "Ya Butterfly" that is so sweet that it makes people's legs weak.

Gu Fengchen was hiding in the quilt, opening the memory magic crystal and looking at the small action movies inside, when the whole body and mind were about to reach the peak of pleasure, the comfortable and warm quilt was suddenly lifted, and a bucket of cold water mixed with ice cubes splashed down......

"Ahh

"Damn!" Gu Fengchen jumped up from the bed, and a black gas appeared on his body, and there was a scorching temperature in the black air, which instantly dried the ice water on his body, and formed a piece of armor, covering his body tightly.

The icy water around him was still splashing around, but it had no effect on him.

In the sudden attack of ice water, he woke up for a moment, and the magic energy roared out in his hands, sweeping the entire room, and the messy ice and cold water separated from the soaked carpets and bedding, tables, chairs, and furniture, forming a column of water, which opened the door of the toilet, lifted the lid of the toilet, and flushed into the toilet......

The applause rang out, a figure passed through the wall, a woman with an angel-like face, slender legs but a flat-like chest in a long skirt, Shi Shiran appeared in front of Gu Fengchen, and the crisp and melodious voice like a silver bell rang out: "Great progress, classmate Gu Fengchen, I have to praise your wonderful performance just now- Your magic manipulation and understanding have improved very, very much, you have already surpassed the level of level six, and you are only a short distance away from professional level eight, and the speed of magic armor condensation is getting faster and faster, and it has basically become an instinctive reaction to being attacked, and this instinct is very important for magicians. And the use of the water element separation magic just now is very exquisite, and the control of the water element collection is also very proper, and this period of time has not been in vain!"

Then, the girl cautiously concluded: "You do have very good talent and potential, as long as you study hard, your future will be bright!"

To be praised by such a beautiful woman from an authority in the wizarding world with such a serious and appreciative attitude, everyone should show a hint of flutter. But a man was interrupted alive at that time, splashed with ice water to challenge a super large ice bucket, and then jumped out of bed naked, and hurriedly cleaned up his miserable and messy room, how would you want this man to be in a good mood?

At this time, no amount of sensual praise can calm the anger in the man's heart because there is no channel to release it, Gu Fengchen's face can scrape off a few catties of iron - this is not the first time, how do you tell him to endure it?

But he did not show any gaffe, but stood there a little blankly, for the girl in front of him—no, calling him young by his aunt and grandmother—was not to be trifled with. He, his chest rose and fell violently, on the one hand, he was very angry in his heart, and on the other hand, the magic armor that he had unintentionally summoned just now was too heavy, so heavy that it made it difficult for him to breathe.

"Ellie..."Gu Fengchen finally calmed down, and greeted this lady very ambiguously.

"What's the matter?, Mr. Gu Fengchen?" said the beautiful woman who looked like a loli who had not yet fully developed, but in fact had a longer age than the big trees outside.

"Your father is still alive, isn't he?"

A bolt of lightning struck, and this is how the pretty lady usually dealt with the disrespect of this fellow. Because Ms. Ellie unfortunately has the same name as the heroine of a rude island country work that is widely circulated among otaku, she has been amused by this guy, but every time she gets a hard blow, this guy is still happy.

Gu Fengchen was slashed by this lightning bolt on the magic armor, knocking Gu Fengchen over a few times, and planted on the ground with a vicious dog pounce posture, his body exuded a scorched smell, and his handsome face was also covered with charred black dust, and the heavy and strong magic armor was also shattered by this blow. Gu Fengchen relieved himself for a long time, and looked at Ellie with a provocative look, but Ellie looked at this poor worm with contempt, and after a long time, Gu Fengchen gave in, and said faintly: "You go, I'm going to change my clothes, and my underwear is burned!"

Ellie looked at this guy's embarrassed appearance, looked at him with a smile and said, "Let's change, I can be your great-great-great-grandfather's mother in terms of age, what are you afraid of when you little hairy boy changes clothes in front of me?"

Since the lady couldn't run away, Gu Fengchen didn't dare to face the god naked, so he only picked up his clothes and ran into the toilet and closed the door—although he knew that if the old lady wanted to, the wall would not stop her at all, and crossing the wall would be a simple thing for her.

Gu Fengchen changed his clothes, repaired his injured body with the Holy Light Technique, and looked at the bright mirror in the bathroom for a long time, took a long breath, and sighed: "Fortunately, I didn't hurt my face, I'm still as handsome as ever!"

Although he was hit by a lightning strike, and his body still smelled of burning, he finally took off this damn magic armor, and his face was not injured, and he was still so handsome, all of which made him quite happy. Although Gu Fengchen could summon magic armor very easily, he couldn't master the trick of taking off this magic armor. The first time he cast the magic armor, he summoned a set of magic armor that pulled the wind, and for the next week, he could only wear this cold magic armor all the time, miserable...... But his classmates all thought he was showing off, and they all looked at him with a hillbilly look...... This is also the reason why he always finds a way to provoke Ellie after summoning the magic armor.

"Ellie!" the crooked guy called out to Ellie again, but it was obvious that the tone was relaxed and pleasant now, and the guy must have found a mental balance again.

"What's the matter? Mr. Gu Fengchen. Ellie, who had just finished the prank, was also in a relaxed and happy mood.

"At that time, I beg you not to splash my ice water, and if that happens, I will really have to go to the little advertisement on the lamppost and ask for medicine...... There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the most, and I still want to pass on the ...... of the ancestors"

"It doesn't matter, with my understanding of healing magic and the structure of the human body, even if you cut it off and feed it to the dogs, I can make you reborn without diminishing your majesty. ”

"Ellie, I'm the only son of the general of the Eternal Night Kingdom, and for a peace-loving nobleman like me, there is no point in studying these murderous knowledge all day long, and my father doesn't even know a few big characters, but he is very successful......"

"That is if you are not afraid of death as your father," said Ellie, "as far as I know, your father fought 35,000 battles for your family's territory, and your father has been charging forward, and the bloody killing has created your father's excellent kung fu ......"

"It's useless for you to force me like this, I'm basically a hopeless kid, you see you've been forcing me for three months, I should still fail the ......course," Gu Fengchen said.

"After three months of intensive training, although you are still a failure, you have indeed improved, at least your magic armor is getting stronger and stronger, even those famous masters in the academy may not be able to summon such a strong armor in an instant when they are defenseless......"

The stronger the armor, the more difficult it is to take off, and the longer it is carried, the heavier the armor will be......

"At this rate of progress, you will become a legend in this world, and it is only a matter of time before you become an emperor-level master...," Ellie encouraged.

"If I can become an emperor-level master, I must hang that old monster in Rongshan Mountain to the glacier on the top of the Tongtian Holy Mountain opposite to freeze him for three days and three nights!"

"If you can use your patience and wisdom to raise a little goblin to raise a Tyrannosaurus Rex to protect the academy for the academy, and study the formation with the wisdom of Go or Shuanglu, I think the dean will be very happy to go to the top of the holy mountain for sightseeing, not to mention three days and three nights, even a year is no problem. ”

"I'm going to set that damn library on fire!"

"There is no need to go to such trouble to burn the library, with my guidance, as long as you spend three months of hard work on fire prevention techniques, you can completely set fire to any part of the school without anyone knowing. ”

"The most important thing is...... I want to grab you, take off your skirt, pull out your belt, tie you to the bed, take off your panties, and use one hundred and eight positions..."Gu Fengchen said as he looked at Ellie's flat breasts and slender legs with a defiant gaze.

"Just as the eagle pushes the young eagle off the cliff again and again, the kind and weak girl has done a lot of things against her heart for the sake of the child's growth. The reason is just that she and his great-great-......great-

Gu Fengchen ended this topic very rationally, this woman really gives people a very, very powerless feeling, she can't beat her, she can't even scold her, it's no wonder that after living for hundreds of years, even a pig can become a wise pig......

Becoming an emperor-level figure is just a distant, unattainable ideal, no matter how happy the ideal is, but the reality is so cruel, the ancient wind and dust have been devastated in the past three months- When he dozed off at the boring magic book, a throwing knife would be plunged into his thigh without warning, and the fear and pain of blood would clear his mind and continue his studies; when he practiced the flying magic that he had practiced for several years without any progress on the training ground, he was suddenly thrown into a huge volcano, which could be swallowed by flames at any moment; when he casually fought with the puppets in the school, he would suddenly be thrown into the rioting brute beasts, and if he didn't fight hard, those irrational brute beasts would unceremoniously use him as food, even when he was watching the island country action movie, there will be a bucket of ice water mixture watered - all of this, all of which are made by Ellie.

And what Ellie did was because Gu Fengchen's grades were so bad, so bad that it was hopeless that the Oriental Wizards Academy, which is famous for cultivating wizards, had to transfer Ellie back from that distant place to implement a frenzied special training plan for this guy, as long as it was a student of the Oriental Wizards Academy, there was no one who could not become a talent through the special training plan!

Therefore, Ellie appeared in Gu Fengchen's life for no reason, bringing him endless pain.

"There is no point in you doing this," Gu Fengchen finally woke up from the dream of becoming an emperor-level master and saw the reality clearly, "I'm not the material to become an emperor at all, I'm just a pile of mud that can't be pasted on the wall!"

"Even if you're a piece of mud, I'm going to burn you to a tile and stick it on the wall!" said Ellie.

"Please let me go, I don't need to change my fate through study, my family has already arranged a good career for me! I don't want a graduation certificate, you just let me spend this time!"

"Let's save the nonsense until you have a fever!"

"Then I have to continue to skip classes and fail the course......"

"As long as you have such a strong psychological quality, you can go for it...."