Chapter 475: Doing Tricks

"Ouch!" Lin Yu fussed and said to the guards around him: "Hurry up, carry your prince away! This ground has almost been wiped clean by him, in order to make a good impression on our princess, he actually took his face and clothes to clean, it is really too unexpected! You must ask the doctor to treat him well!"

The guards were speechless at this time, but Lanteslo was still clever, stepped forward and found a clean place on Zarub's clothes to help, and then ordered the other guards to come over and support together. 【】

The other guards could no longer find a place where the clothes were of normal color, so they could only endure the smell and dirt, and ran to the doctor with Zarub. Who made him his master!

"See, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be punished!" Looking at the back of Zalub's feces and urine, Lin Yu said with a proud face.

It is estimated that after a period of time, Zarub's symptoms will disappear, Lin Yu just intends to punish this guy, and he doesn't plan to put him to death, after all, the two don't have any deep hatred, it's just that he talks nonsense, so a small punishment is enough to give a big commandment.

"Lin Yu, how do you know that he will have a toothache? And you seem to know that he will be big...... It's going to be incontinent, isn't it, are you doing something out of it?" asked Yu Ningshuang, covering her nose.

Since Zarub was "in a hurry" as soon as he got out of the carriage, and he had been at the door of the carriage for so long, the stench had already reached the carriage.

Xiu'er frowned, glared at Zarub's back angrily, quickly put the rhubarb down, and ran over to open all the windows of the car to allow the air in the car to circulate.

Yu Ningshuang saw what happened just now from beginning to end, and she couldn't help but be a little puzzled in her heart, she felt that Zarub shouldn't suddenly have a toothache......? What's the matter?

After recalling it, she felt that Lin Yu slapped Zalub a few times, there must be something wrong, maybe it was a trick like using Yuan Force to damage the other party's meridians?

Yu Ningshuang herself is also studying medicine, so her vision is also very sharp, it is not difficult to understand the mystery, after all, among the four beauties of the imperial capital, the title of the doctor girl is something she really earned, if she can't even see this means, then wouldn't she be blind to her name?

"That...... You are still studying medicine, can't you even see such a simple symptom? The black Yintang of the fried radish prince, his eyes are blank, his tongue is yellow, and his cheeks are sunken, these are all symptoms of qi deficiency and weakness, and the weather has been humid recently, so he just happened to have a seizure. "I didn't expect this rain frost to be quite sharp!" Lin Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said casually.

Yu Ningshuang looked at Lin Yu very suspiciously, and said with a look of disbelief: "Don't fool me, I am studying medicine, I can still see these things." ”

Lin Yu coughed, and said to him: "Anyway, you will marry a local tyrant and become a wife in a few days, it doesn't matter if you will do this, as long as you know how to spend other people's money." ”

Without waiting for Yu Ningshuang to speak again, Lin Yu strode towards the door, thinking that if he didn't leave, if he was entangled in Yu Ningshuang, he would be in trouble if he accidentally said that he leaked his mouth.

As he walked out, he said casually: "What, I'm going on patrol, I heard that there are a lot of thieves and assassins around here, didn't we meet last time?" If you and Xiu'er don't have anything to do, don't run around, remember to watch this stupid dog, bye-bye!"

"You...... Hmph! What's the big deal, don't say it!" Yu Ningshuang couldn't see that Lin Yu was taking the opportunity to escape, stomped his feet hatefully, and suddenly remembered something, pointing at Lin Yu's departing back and scolding: "Stinky Lin Yu, the dog you raised is a stupid dog! My rhubarb is so smart, let it bite you hard sooner or later, and then see who is stupid!"

Yu Ningshuang originally wanted to lower his identity and ask Lin Yu for a few tricks. I am not a cultivator, and I usually don't have a one-and-a-half-trick to defend myself, if I learn Lin Yu's tricks, maybe I can use them in the future.

Unexpectedly, Lin Yu not only refused to teach himself, but also talked nonsense, and before he escaped, he actually scolded himself for raising a stupid dog, but he still had nothing to do with him, so he could only verbally lose his temper.

Thinking of this, Yu Ningshuang not only regretted it a little, but there were so many crooked medical books hidden in the palace at the beginning, why didn't he take the time to look at it twice, and just wanted to play. Otherwise, Lin Yu can be rectified now, and see if he dares to be so arrogant.

After being sent to the tent of the team physician by the guards, Zarub's condition became even more serious, not only did he have a toothache, a swollen jaw, and incontinence, but he also couldn't help but start vomiting, making the whole tent smelly, and many of the guards escaped under the pretext of escaping, only Lanterslow, who was the captain of the guard, stayed in the tent.

Although the medical skills of the imperial doctor of the team were quite good, he couldn't see what was wrong with Zalub, so he had to prescribe some medicine for him according to his symptoms, which were basically some antidiarrheal or pain-relieving effects. But fortunately, after taking the pill, his symptoms gradually disappeared.

In fact, it has nothing to do with pills, it's just that the power of the acupuncture points is slowly failing. Lin Yu originally didn't plan to really make Zalub too miserable, after all, he was the fiancΓ© who Yu Ningshuang was about to marry, in case he was too heavy and accidentally killed him, then wouldn't Yu Ningshuang have to be widowed?

So Lin Yu just made a casual move and made him suffer a little, and even strictly speaking, he was not a whole person at all.

After all, after such a period of tossing, the toxins on Zarub's body have been discharged, and his body may be better than before!

It's just that because the detoxification method is too fierce, it looks a little scary, and the body bones are a little prostration, but there is nothing else to do.

"It's really strange, how did I suddenly have such a strange illness for no apparent reason, and I felt fine when I got up this morning! Could it be that it was because it had rained for too long and the humidity was too heavy, so it was caused by this?" After being supported by the guards and returning to his tent, Zarub leaned back in his chair and muttered to himself in confusion