What a thief
In that village in Jingyang County, in a small forest, a white-haired old man with a skinny and withered face was holding a broken bowl that accounted for a quarter of the gap, with a solemn expression and a look of struggle in his eyes.
Suddenly, he closed his eyes, picked up the broken bowl and poured it violently, frowning and drinking the black unknown liquid in the bowl.
Putting down the bowl casually, a touch of sadness appeared on his face, as if he couldn't take care of himself anymore......
It's hard to imagine how he cooked a pot of wild vegetables bitter and astringent, sour and spicy, and a little salty~ thick and mushy......
Although his cooking is not very delicious, it is not directly a dark dish.
He pondered with his cheeks, he had to think about how many years ago the last time he had cooked, and it seemed like it had been decades......
That's right, it's me!The protagonist of this book, because he was jealous of the author of a single dog, forcibly arranged a plot where he used a spirit treasure to be drained of his spiritual power and blood, as well as part of his longevity, turned into a dry corpse, and then traveled to a coffin to lie with a man for two years......
Bang!!!
I won't mention it off-topic, let's get back to the topic first.
Leng Yanqiu smoothed his long-lost black hair, and condensed a ball of water to wash away his scorched face.
He got up and kicked half of the jar he had picked up from the cemetery, and sprinkled black soup on the ground.
Slowly moving towards the village, he had to find some family members for himself,
Otherwise, he might have really raised himself in a coffin...... The biggest possibility is to be raised by yourself as dog food......
As for why you want to move, cough! Forcibly using the spiritual power of the spirit treasure, the qi and blood were drained and even the flesh and blood were gone, and he was now full of skin and bones, and he could fall apart at any time and die on the spot.
The most regrettable thing is his more than 300 years of life......
Three months later, in Jingyang South City, on a small stall.
An old man with white hair was holding a board axe, and introduced it in a matter-of-fact manner: "This is the Huang Yue used by King Wen of Zhou himself, Huang Yue, do you know......?
"Dead old man, I see that your things are not from the Western Zhou or the Eastern Zhou, but from the last week!"
A crisp and soft voice sounded, and Leng Yanqiu was stunned.
It was a cardamom girl who spoke out, she was stunned when she saw Leng Yanqiu, but the ancients didn't know what last week was, and it is estimated that they are still thinking about which period of the Zhou Dynasty last week refers to!
Then he opened his mouth again and shouted angrily: "You old man, you are a lot old, why are you still doing things like seeds, aren't you afraid of cutting off your children and grandchildren?"
was so troubled by the girl, the stall that was originally surrounded by more than ten people suddenly attracted the attention of the surroundings, and after a while, it was surrounded by people watching the excitement inside and out.
Some of the things that can't be seen are still nodding their feet, or holding the shoulders of the people in front of them with both hands to see their heads, the enthusiasm of the ancients to see the excitement is only stronger than that of later generations, otherwise Li Er's killing of his brother and forcing his father is known to the world, it can't be that he said it everywhere.
"You little girl, how come you have a femme fatale when you are so beautiful, and you curse an old man like this!" a young man in the crowd gathered around the stall accused the girl, saying that this woman should not be allowed to stir up the yellow when it opened today.
When the boy said this, people carefully looked at the girl's appearance.
Curved eyebrows and red lips, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, gorgeous face, a proud red dress, like a fresh lotus in the first bloom, shy and charming.
Everyone was stunned, and then whispered, I don't know whether to comment on the girl's appearance, or believe the words of the young man, speculating on his character.
"Hmph, this old man, bought a set of teacups in my shop three days ago, dismantled them in the afternoon, and bought them out pretending to be the queen of the Han family, and now everyone has found my house. ”
"If people didn't come to the door, I didn't know that this old man's heart and liver were so black, the purchase price of thirteen wen, three hundred taels to buy out, old man, wouldn't your conscience hurt?"
"My conscience has been away from home for decades, have you ever seen it?!Is it okay?"
Leng Yanqiu, who came back to his senses, was staring at the young man who was accusing the girl, this grandson is really a grandson! Why did he let people come to the door, didn't he say not to use the family's tea bowl?
This bastard actually tried to save trouble, and he actually bought it all in one family, which is a bad thing.
Unable to concentrate, he listened to the girl's questioning, and subconsciously replied.
Now everyone knows the truth of the matter directly, good guys! They don't bother to quibble, and they directly admit that they are treating them as fools, and they don't even bother to deceive.
As soon as the words came out of Leng Yanqiu, he knew that he was going to suffer, and he threw down the axe he had just made yesterday, and he was about to slip away, how could the girl who had been staring at him let him get his wish, and when he came up, he planned to give him a set of grabs,.
The result can be imagined, Leng Yanqiu successfully crossed the border, from a liar to a kidnapper, borrowing his temporary stall to jump on the roof and run away.
"Oh no! that old liar is going to run away and tie up that little lady!"
Everyone was furious, in broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun actually kidnapped them on the street, when they didn't exist!
There were several men in the crowd who jumped up from the crowd, ready to catch this old liar with bad morals, and return the world to peace.
At this time, Leng Yanqiu suddenly shouted: "Sun thief, stop them, after finishing this ticket, grandpa will take you to Zuizhuyuan to play !!."
The few people who were about to catch up suddenly stopped on the roof, and the old man actually had accomplices.
"......" boy: Grandpa, do you want to change your grandson?
The young man didn't stand up and continued to mix in the crowd to watch the excitement.
At this time, those people suddenly understood that they had been bluffed, but Leng Yanqiu's light skills were too good, and in such a few breaths, they had already turned over a few streets, turned over and fell into the alley, and disappeared.
This person and those people wanted to call someone to help intercept it, but it was too late.
"Alas~ This little girl is so pitiful, people were deceived, they came to the door to make a claim, and they came to find this old liar theory, and they were actually tied up. ”
"Yes, I don't know if this little lady haunts the pavilion, if she doesn't go out of the pavilion, how can she find her mother-in-law's house in the future, if she goes out of the pavilion, this trip happens, it is estimated that it will not be easy to be at her husband's house in the future. ”
"Hey, I said how you look like a woman as a big man. ”
"You don't understand, if this little lady doesn't come out of the cabinet, if she can come back, I will save the dowry when I go to raise the dowry, maybe the dowry will be a big profit!!"
"How did I not expect ......"
"Shouldn't we go to the police first?" Seeing that the style of painting was becoming more and more strange and weird, the young man couldn't help but correct it.
Everyone paused, yes!
A group of people went to the yamen, and the county was too guarded, and they almost shrank under the table, thinking that it was another homeless riot and wanted to smash the yamen!
If Leng Yanqiu didn't leave, but came back quietly, it is estimated that he would directly cross his grandson into reincarnation with one stone.
At this time, he had already left Jingyang City and hid in a small forest on the mountain outside the city.