Chapter 42 Can You Look Good at RMB?
"There's really no way about this, who made Lao Tzu handsome. Yi Benshu glanced at Yi Er and shook his head repeatedly, "Hey, you really haven't inherited the essence of Lao Tzu, although it's not ugly, but it's definitely not a handsome guy." Lao Tzu's genes, why haven't you integrated them into a good place? ”
Yi Ersan was angry, and every time he talked about this topic with his father, he was always deflated.
Speaking of appearance, Yi Ersan had to admit that his father was indeed good-looking, even if he was old and missing a kidney, he still had an attraction that ordinary middle-aged people did not have.
What Wu and what waves, in front of Daddy Yi Benshu, that is scum! Daddy is the real invincible uncle!
"If you don't look good, then the gentleman will order ......," Yi Benshu taught on the side.
"Are you going to have a look with those aunts and gentlemen?" said Yi Ersan, who controlled a few flies to circle around his father, "Have you forgotten the life that the Taoist gave you?"
"So, Lao Tzu kept that damn charm all the time. Yi Benshu took out his mobile phone and began to order takeout, "But you say, why are they all fortune tellers, Lao Tzu's fortune-telling level is so poor, and 'can't say' is a hundred answers?"
Yi Ersan also sighed for it, this can't be said to be a person who used to mess with his father in the temple fair, but that person was a great fortune teller! That was the first time that Yi Ersan believed that there was really the ability to deduce fortunes in this world.
It's just that 'Don't say' didn't stay long before leaving, and the comment left for my dad was 'Peach Blossom Tribulation is not enough for seven, and full of seven will die.' ’
This kind of criticism of the father and son did not believe it at first, but the father was more ruthless in the first six peach blossom robberies, as long as he was contaminated with peach blossoms, he would be unlucky in the end, and he almost died in the sixth time.
"Keep you flies away, it's disgusting if it doesn't bite......"
Before Yi Ben Shu's complaint was finished, Yi Ersan suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart, and the twin beings who had not moved!
In an instant, Yi Ersan felt like a spear piercing his heart, and the indescribable pain made him kneel on the ground instantly, and he wanted to try to pretend that it was okay not to worry his father, but the pain was really too painful.
In just an instant, Yi Ersan's clothes were soaked with sweat, and beads of sweat the size of beans fell from his forehead and hit the ground.
Pain! The severe pain made Yi Ersan's whole body have no strength, and the whole person was paralyzed on the ground and convulsed again and again, as if the Gu worm had bitten his heart and was sucking blood.
Yi Ben Shu knelt beside Yi Ersan, he wanted to help but didn't know how.
In just ten seconds, Yi Ersan felt like he had taken a turn from hell, the twins stopped tossing, and the pain in his heart naturally stopped.
"Sixth son, what happened just now?"
"The bug bit me. Yi Ersan frowned and gasped.
"Didn't Lao Li say it's okay?"
Yi Ersan smiled bitterly: "Isn't it true that you don't know much about this when you are old?"
"Is it okay now?" Yi Benshu said worriedly, "Is it hungry? Didn't Lao Li ask you to search for things about Gu raising?"
Yi Ersan got up and turned on his phone: "I'll try ......"
There are many ways to raise Gu on the Internet.
It took Yi Ersan a day to use all the methods he could find.
Not to mention raising Gu, you can't even let this Gu come out to eat, the Gu worm is like petrified, it can't move inside the heart.
Time passed day by day, and in the blink of an eye, a week passed, and there was only one last day left before the start of school.
In addition to cultivating every day, Yi Ersan was looking for a way to raise Gu, but no matter how he searched or didn't find a way, the Gu worm would be restless once a night, and the time had risen from the initial ten seconds to fifteen seconds.
Yi Ersan suspected that if he continued to let it go like this, he might really be killed by Gu worms, and it was useless to call Lilao, all Lilao could do was ask a friend to help ask.
In seven days, Yi Benshu changed from cheerful and lively to silent, and he didn't know when he picked up the cigarettes that he had already quit.
The time soon came to night, and it was time for Gu worms to attack.
Ibenshu prepared a quick-acting heart-saving pill in advance, which can somewhat alleviate the pain of a little bit of heart-piercing, which is the only good result of a few days of research by father and son.
The bell rang at twelve o'clock, but Yi Ersan's heart did not hurt as before, and the twins seemed to be asleep.
"It doesn't hurt?" said Ibenshu's surprised expression with caution.
Yi Ersan was very serious and observed the death of the twins through his true qi, and this Gu worm seemed to be really asleep.
"It didn't hurt. Ijisan shook his head, "It seems to be asleep." ”
"That's not to be taken lightly. Yi Benshu still said uneasily, "It's better to prepare the quick-acting heart pill." ”
"Since it doesn't hurt, let's rest. Yi Ersan returned to his room with the quick-acting heart pill and said, "I still have to go to school tomorrow, go to bed early." ”
Seeing that his son was fine, Yi Ben Shu went back to his room to continue meditating.
When the time came to morning, Yi Ersan smiled and opened his eyes, the dragon elephant had broken through! Now he had practiced it to the second level!
"The fist is 600 pounds, and the legs are almost 1,200 pounds. Yi Ersan secretly thought that if he was in the villa that day, wouldn't he have worked so hard? at least he would protect himself a little more.
Yi Ersan came to the living room and found that his father had made breakfast, but he was no longer at home, so he should have some business to be busy today.
"I'm also an Evolver now, Evolvers shouldn't just be used for fighting, right?" Yi Ersan muttered to himself as he ate breakfast, "I have to think about how Evolvers can use them to earn money and make a living." ”
Dengleng ......
The WeChat reminder on the mobile phone rang, and the message was sent from the left.
"Student Six, the new semester has begun!" I'm looking forward to meeting you, I wonder if you remember the bet we made?"
"You want to confess to me in such a hurry, you can't really have a crush on me all the time, right?" Yi Ersan sent a message back, and the Demon King system immediately sent 100 Demon King points as a reward.
Through this reward of the Demon King's value, Yi Ersan knew that this squad leader obviously didn't have a crush on him, but he just couldn't wait to clean himself up.
I just want to see the scene where the sixth classmate confesses to Su Mi, I heard that Su Mi's brother is a teacher in our school, and he seems to be a sister control. You said that if you confessed to her, how would her brother let you die?'
'First of all, you have to be better than me in the exam. Yi Er's three fingers tapped quickly on the phone, "Why don't you practice how to confess to me?" ’
"Sixth classmate, I remember that we didn't have any holidays, why did you treat me like this?" asked his curiosity, after all, if the other party still remembers that he erased his memory that day, then he can still say it to himself, but the other party has no reason to remember.
Because I like you! I want to get your attention! Yi Ersan typed this line of words on WeChat, quickly deleted the typed words, and then typed a new line: "You want my father to beat me up in the ghost market, this is Liangzi! I'm stingy." ’
'Well, that's good. I thought you liked me and wanted to get my attention. The left WeChat came back.
I like you? How can it be? Yi Ersan deleted the typed line again, and typed a new line: "I like money, although the squad leader is good-looking, but he still doesn't have banknotes that look good." ’
It's a pity that the banknote doesn't seem to like the six classmates very much. Left and replied to WeChat without showing weakness.