Chapter 214: I Can't Scare You to Death

"Hello master, my name is Liu Changsheng, what are your instructions. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" The first-level puppet suddenly made a mechanical voice.

"Liu Changsheng, isn't Liu Changsheng dead!" Mo Mo stood on the bed with a bone, looking at the puppet in front of him, his heart was pounding.

"Ask the master to re-instruct, I didn't understand. The first-level puppet stayed where it was, and said mechanically.

Mo Mo looked at this guy, as if he didn't pose any threat to himself, so he asked tentatively, "Who told you that your name is Liu Changsheng?"

"No one told me. I was born with Liu Changsheng's soul, I have Liu Changsheng's domineering, Liu Changsheng's handsomeness, Liu Changsheng's wisdom, and Liu Changsheng's cool handsomeness, and the ...... of the first-level puppet gushed endlessly.

"Hey, who said that Liu Changsheng has so many advantages, where did you learn these words?" Mo Mo hurriedly interrupted the puppet's words.

"I didn't learn, it was in my soul. The puppet said.

Mo Mo frowned and said, "You can't call Liu Changsheng in the future, you have to change your name, your name is too scary, can I change your name again?"

"Yes, master, what is my name now?" said the puppet mechanically.

"You look like a tombstone, I'll call you a tablet in the future, right?"

"Okay master, I'm the stele, what are the instructions?" The puppet was quick to accept and immediately changed his name.

Mo Mo thought it was very interesting, and he was no longer worried about this guy Liu Changsheng's possession, so he sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, pointed to the teacup on the table and said, "Go, pour me some water." ”

"Yes. The stele staggered over to the table, then poured a glass of water for Momo, and served it to Momo. "Mission complete, please instruct. ”

"Hey, it's not bad, it's much more flexible than I thought, I just don't know if you have any combat power?" Mo Mo took the water cup and asked curiously to the stele.

"Master, I have combat power, and I am equivalent to martial cultivation and bone forging realm cultivation. The stele said.

"Forging bones?" Mo Mo recalled, "That's the primary cultivation of martial idiots, and it's not bad." ”

"Huh. The stele mechanically laughed twice, in fact, it seemed to read the two words hehe.

Mo Mo was speechless and asked curiously, "What else will you do?"

The stele was stunned, as if he felt that Mo Mo's question was a little difficult, and replied: "Master, I will have a lot of things, and I will definitely scare you to death if I say it." ”

Mo Mo couldn't help laughing and said, "Then you can scare me to death quickly, you'd better open the world and cross the sea of Yaoguang, so that I don't have to do anything, just follow you." ”

The stele was stunned again and said, "I won't know what you said." ”

Mo Mo held back a smile and said, "Then why are you scared me to death?"

The stele slowly took two steps towards Momo and said, "Master, I will fart like you." ”

Mo Mo said with a black line: "Fart? You actually mentioned farting to me, this is the last thing Lao Tzu wants to talk about, you still dare to talk about this matter? Besides, you don't have an ass, what do you use to fart?"

"Huh. The stele smiled awkwardly, "Porphyry ......"

A fart sound that was the same as Momo's original rhythm came out, Momo stood up speechlessly and tried to smell it, and after smelling it for a long time, he didn't smell anything.

"What kind of are you, I'm going to use soul skills when you're going to use them. Momo said disdainfully.

"No, I'm imitating the sound of my master's fart. The stele said unfazedly.

Momo laughed, jumped out of bed, and said, "You mean, you can imitate all kinds of sounds?"

"No, I'll just imitate the sound of your fart. ”

"......" Mo Mo really hurt a little this time, "Then apart from this, do you have any other specialties?"

"Yes. The stele happily agreed.

"Come, let's hear, scare me, preferably the kind that scares me to death. Momo said expectantly.

"I didn't scare my master to death just now, and I may not be scared to death now. The tone in which the stele spoke seemed to be a little lost, as if he was depressed because he didn't scare Mo Mo to death just now.

Mo Mo still wanted to know if the stele had any killer features, so he said patiently: "I was really frightened by you just now, do you want to make persistent efforts and scare me again?"

"Good master, porphyryβ€”" The stele imitated Momo's fart again.

"Fuck your uncle, where did you learn this!" Mo Mo was furious.

"I learned from you. The stele replied calmly.

Momo scratched his hair and almost collapsed.

"Damn, this thing is a bit stupid, it doesn't seem to be easy to communicate. Mo Mo muttered to himself, patted the bag and included the stele in it, and didn't bother to chat with this stupid tombstone anymore. "When Lao Tzu needs a thug, let's let him out of Yoyo. ”

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It was already dark by this time. Mo Mo opened the door and looked at Kuang Rou and Sang Yizhuang's room, where the lights were on and there seemed to be no movement.

"When these two people are fine, they should be cultivating, right?" Mo Mo secretly speculated.

"Evil gods, you guessed it, they're cultivating. In this world, every strong person is working hard to cultivate, but the weak are looking for all kinds of excuses to be lazy. Therefore, the strong will always be strong, and the weak will always be weak. The Ice Demon Bird saw Momo come out and guessed Momo's thoughts.

"Why do you seem to be sarcastic about me?" Momo laughed.

"I'm not sarcastic, you're just listening. The Ice Demon Bird said disdainfully.

"They have all reached the Martial Saint realm, where else can they cultivate, can they really cultivate to the Martial God with a talent like the two of them?"

"Evil god, you can't underestimate others, although it is difficult to move forward when you reach the realm of enlightenment, but the dripping stone wears, and it accumulates a lot. As long as you work hard enough, even if you can't reach the Void Breaking Realm (the early stage of the Martial God), you can also reach the Mortal Realm (the middle stage of the Martial Saint). The Ice Demon Bird said firmly.

Mo Mo nodded and said, "Farewell, what do you think of my cultivation?"

"Your cultivation?" the Ice Demon Bird was stunned for a moment, "Now you can't double cultivate with Zou Meiqing, and you can't cultivate the Dragon and Phoenix Bible by yourself, I think your soul cultivation system is good, it's better to cultivate well, maybe you can rely on this to return to the Sea of Yaoguang in the future." ”

"I hope so. Mo Mo said preoccupiedly, "Go and call the two of them out." ”

The Ice Demon Bird didn't hesitate, it flew up with a puff, and screamed a few times outside Kuang Rou and Sang Yizhuang's doors.

After a while, the two opened the door and flashed in front of Momo.

When Mo Mo saw the two, he couldn't help laughing. I saw that Kuang Rou's arm was a little bruised, but Sang Yizhuang's face had a large bruise. I know that the two of them worked hard just now.

"Didn't bother you, did you?" asked Momo.

"No, hehe, I've been looking forward to tonight's beauties for a long time, and I wanted to come out to urge you, but who knew that your bird stopped me. Sang Yizhuang said as he glanced somewhere in Momo.

"Cut, it's all broken, and I'm still thinking about beautiful women. Kuang Rou laughed at Sang Yizhuang.

"It's just a little bit hurt, as long as you find a beautiful woman to warm up a little, there will be nothing. It's like you, with fine skin and tender meat, and if you are hurt by me for a little bit, you will be with me endlessly. Sang Yizhuang replied.

"I'm endless? The old lady's skin is more precious than pearls, you hurt me today, if you leave a scar in the future, I must make you look good." Kuang Rou said painlessly, her voice was not loud, but her tone was extremely solemn.

Mo Mo saw that the two of them didn't seem to be making a lot of trouble, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, there is something to do at night, you two don't make any more trouble." I'll go and activate the communication beads in a while, and we will act together at night. If all goes well, we will run to the house together to ask for shelter after we have eliminated a few people. If you encounter an accident and can't get the protection of the Ri family, then you don't care about anyone, flee all the way to the Daotian Empire, and ten days later reunite in the Tianjing Palace of the Daotian Empire. ”

"Why do you want to go to the Dao Heaven Empire to converge, can't you just go back to the Shadow Palace?" Kuang Rou asked suspiciously.

"Several of us are martial cultivators, and we know at a glance that we are from the Fengshen Empire. If something happens, under normal circumstances, it will definitely flee to other cities in the Divine Empire. At that time, the people of the Lu family will also speculate like this, so that they are very likely to launch some small sects to pursue us. If we do the opposite, instead of returning to the God Empire, and flee directly from the west of Qinsi City to the Daotian Empire, then we will catch them off guard and unable to pursue. "This is the escape route that Momo had planned for a long time.

"The people of the small sect can still catch up with the three of us Martial Saints? Even if the people of the Lu family go out, they may not be able to catch up with the three of us, right?" Kuang Rou was very confident in his speed, and took out this matter again.

Mo Mo's face turned cold, his mood was not very happy, and he frowned and said, "Could it be that you are already invincible, Rou girl? You are following me out on a mission, not asking questions." ”

Kuang Rou's face was also cold, and she said: "The elder really let the little girl gain knowledge, a martial saint, and he would be so careful." If the elders feel that this task is really that dangerous, it is better to give this task to me, and you can meet me outside the city of Chin Si when the time comes. ”

Sang Yizhuang saw that Kuang Rou's words had changed a little, and hurriedly persuaded: "Rou girl, you and I were both people who licked blood on the tip of the knife, since the elder has arranged it like this, let's still follow his wishes, anyway, it is also a task, just be bored in the dungeon all these years, and come out for a walk." ”

Mo Mo looked at the two people in front of him calmly, and said with a gloomy face: "The poison of the two of you Evil Training Crystal, there will be twenty days to attack, if there is no antidote, you will die, I am not threatening you, you better do it yourself." ”

At this time, Kuang Rou smiled and said, "Elder, isn't it only you in the Shadow Palace who has the antidote to the Evil Training Crystal, isn't Elder Tuluo also there?"

Sang Yizhuang saw that Kuang Rou actually said such a thing, and anxiously pulled Kuang Rou by the hand, and said, "Rou girl, the elders have a life-saving grace for us, if you turn against you now, it will make me look down on you!"