"Ah Bing, do you say that there really is a God in this world?" I brought the tableware used by the guests into the back hall and asked Ah Bing beside me.

"God?" Bing handed the menu to the service desk and looked at me in surprise, "Why are you suddenly interested in this kind of thing?"

"Isn't that afraid he'll punish you?"

"Hehe, this kind of thing, if you believe it, it will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, it will not work. Tell me what, I heard that God loves all living beings, will he still see the same thing as me?" Ah Bing stuck out his tongue.

"That's right...... "I realize."

In fact, according to the apocalyptic statement, it should be that God has abandoned mankind! The big bang 20,000 years ago had many people make obscure predictions beforehand, and most of their prophecies mentioned the existence of gods and said that this was God's punishment for the world. As a result, the prophecy was fulfilled, and some people think that God has abandoned the foolish human beings and chosen other creatures!"

"Well, what is that creature? Will it take us humans?"

"Hehe, if that creature existed, humans would have wiped it out a long time ago!

As the old saying goes, 'one mountain does not allow two tigers,' how can two higher beings live together in the same world? Isn't the golden and silver leopard dragon an excellent example?"

Hearing this name, I was reminded of the "story" of Paradise Island that Brother Roth told me.

"That's right, Ah Bing, you said that if people can be resurrected after death and never die, what will become of this world?"

"You're very strange today!" Ah Bing turned his head and glanced at me with a smile: "Why are there so many problems?"

"Uh...... It was just a momentary emotion...... "I looked at the ceiling and scratched my hair in embarrassment.

"Hehe, do you know how stupid you look like this, hahaha......" Ah Bing looked at me and laughed straight down.

"Hey, I said you two, don't flirt at work!" the boss came over and lectured us sternly.

Ah Bing stuck out his tongue and turned to clean up the dishes, but from his shaking shoulders, I knew he must still be secretly laughing at me.

"I said Leng Yu, how did you do in the exam? I heard Ah Bing say that you handed in the paper an hour and a half early, is it because you don't know how to do any questions?" The boss patted me on the shoulder and comforted me with a wicked smile.

"I didn't hand it in until I was done!" I hurriedly argued.

"Done?!" the boss looked me up and down in surprise, then touched his chin and nodded to himself, "Yes, according to your usual IQ, you do have the talent to simplify everything, such a single-cell way of thinking is really impressive......"

I glared at the boss and glanced at Ah Bing, who was laughing and almost lying on the table, and was so angry that I couldn't speak.

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On the day of the exam results, the school was re-recruiting attendants for the upcoming Senate meeting.

According to the grapevine, because we have played a mainstay role in this crisis, the Council of Elders has allocated a huge amount of money to Hearst.

So there are a lot of people who speculate about where the money will go, and one of the arguments that excites me the most - this time the salary of the waiter will be several times higher than before, and there will be a fairly good welfare package, and after the successful conclusion of the senators' meeting, the school will also organize a large tourism event, and every accepted waiter will be invited to participate......

Compared with this news, the question of what the test results were was naturally left behind me, and I rushed to the application site with Ah Bing in a hurry.

But by the time we arrived, the playground was already crowded with people......

"Oh my God, there are so many people, I'm afraid we're hopeless. "Looking at the crowd that can't even be squeezed in by cockroaches, I lamented.

"Well, no, I heard that because there were too many applicants this time, the school decided to admit students on the basis of merit. ”

Ah Bing smiled and comforted me.

"Merit-based admissions, so I'm not even more out of luck?" I looked at him in despair.

"Haha, why are you so unconfident! I don't know the admission conditions, let's go and see first!" Ah Bing patted me on the shoulder, pulled me with a fearless look and squeezed into the crowd......

Half an hour later, Ah Bing, who was trapped in the crowd and couldn't move, smiled bitterly at me, who was also unable to move: "I knew that there were so many people, so it would be good if I didn't come in......"

I comforted: "Haha, we can't get in, and others can't get in, what are you afraid of." ”

"But if it keeps going like this, how can I go to work in the afternoon......"

This problem is quite serious, although the boss is very talkative, but absenteeism is not a trivial matter after all.

What's more, if you can't move like this all the time, if you want to go to the toilet, it will be extremely uncomfortable......

As soon as I thought of this, a fishy smell of urine responded positively to my worries, coming from not far ahead.

Because my hands and feet were trapped, I had to hold my breath and endure in silence.

It's okay, it's just that someone has an urgency......

Before I could finish comforting myself, the stench of stool hit me again.

As if a small drop of high-efficiency catalyst was added to a pot of chemical raw materials that had been safe and sound, this stench actually caused a series of chain reactions in the crowd, and many comrades who were originally struggling with their lives and excretory systems to do an arduous and long-term struggle gave up their efforts when they saw that someone had raised a white flag, and suddenly the entire playground was enveloped in the stench of countless kinds of feces and urine.

The shouting, moaning, and cries for help came and went, and even the school's radio station was alarmed.

"I ask the Logistics Department to prepare 100 gas masks to be transported to the 7th Playground at once, and I ask the Logistics Department to prepare 100 gas masks to be transported to the 7th Playground at once...... Ahem...... Who's going to dare to let out such a stinky fart?!" A female professor finally couldn't stand the poison gas attack and took the microphone and began to call for help.

I couldn't bear it anymore in the face of a myriad of disgusting stenches. Could this be the legendary biological weapon?

Mom, if we don't escape quickly, Ah Bing and I will probably be poisoned before we can vomit out of lunch!

Thinking of this, the true qi in my body immediately followed the cold star map, and before I could raise my eyes worriedly to see if the hair on my forehead had changed color, a series of "ouch" and "mom" sounds sounded beside me, and I only felt a burst of relief all over my body.

When I turned my head, I saw that all the people around me were stumbling back, leaving a small clearing of one meter square around me.

I lifted my spirits, grabbed Ah Bing and squeezed towards the periphery of the crowd, under the wonderful effect of the true qi in my body, as long as the people I came into contact with, they all screamed "ouch" inexplicably and retreated, so that Ah Bing and I could get out of this crowd full of gas bombs in a blink of an eye.

"Whew...... ...... "Ah Bing, who was finally freed from the threat of deadly poisonous gas, bent down and gasped for breath, looking at me in surprise, but he didn't say anything for a long time because of lack of oxygen.

"Ahem, what's the matter, I learned this trick from my cousin!"

"Whew...... Call...... You...... You...... You ...... "Ah Bing" and "you" for a long time, and finally gave up and began to gasp again.

I was just about to round up the lie a little more, when I suddenly heard Ena's voice in the distance: "Yu?! You are really here."

But Ena came to me at a trott, looked at us with a smile and said, "You don't have to apply, I have already registered your names in advance." ”

I stared at her with wide eyes, and couldn't help but yell, "Why didn't you say it earlier, we were almost poisoned in it just now!"

"Ah?!......h......h I've been looking for you......"

"Yu! how do you ...... Why do you talk to Sister Ena like this!" Ah Bing gasped and angrily reprimanded me.

I realized that my reaction was a little too violent, but the terrible stench was so terrible that even if Jesus Christ was reincarnated and Joan of Arc was reincarnated, I couldn't help but raise their holy middle fingers after smelling this poisonous gas mixed with countless disgusting smells......

"Ah...... By the way, I saw your test results just now! Congratulations, Yu, you're only three points short of a perfect score!"

"Huh, doesn't it mean that the total score of each exam is only five points?

When I heard the bad news, I felt that my eyes were dark, and I fell to the ground with a "light dang".

Ena exclaimed, rushed forward to support me, and after seeing that I was just too excited and fine, she turned her head to Ah Bing and said, "Hehe, that's just to not leak the specific ranking of the results, and the total score will be converted into a five-point system to be announced, because the difference of more than a dozen points does not indicate the level of the student's ability." The full score on the exam paper is 100 points, and the specific score of the student is known only to the teacher. ”

Lying in Ena's arms, I realized that I couldn't help but shout at Ena again: "You want to scare me to death, if you don't pass, my salary will be reduced by half......" Before I finished shouting, Ah Bing was already so angry that he kicked over.

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry," Ena hurriedly patted the dust on my clothes, "I didn't make it clear......"

"How long do you want to stay in someone's arms!" Ah Bing kicked me again, and said angrily: "Seeing that people are so bullying like this, it's really!"

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After some unnecessary worries and twists and turns, Ah Bing and I successfully became waiters at the Dragon Swallowing Venue again.

But to my surprise, the waitress foreman this time was actually Ena!

"Well, that's it, is there anything else you want to ask?" Ena took the notebook and looked inquiringly at us who were already in uniform.

"Yes, what is Miss Ena's age, do you have a boyfriend?!" asked a boy with a raised hand.

"Does Miss Ena have a party this weekend? My family is going to have a dinner, I wonder if Miss Ena can enjoy her face......

"Miss Eena, what kind of boy do you like?

"Miss Eina, may I ask about your measurements, zodiac signs, and hobbies...... Oh, do you like dogs? I have three purebred Schuts in my house, if you like it......"

............

After Ena recorded the questions one by one, she replied in a summary manner: "I'm sorry, I already have a beloved, please raise your noble hands and let me go......"

In the midst of one sigh after another, Ah Bing asked me curiously and in a low voice, "Does Sister Ena also like your cousin?"

I looked at him in surprise, quickly shook my head and said, "I don't know, hehe, he's probably not so good luck......"

"The last time Brother Long Yu went to the city hall to stop the riot, Sister Ena was so worried that she vomited blood......!

“......”

"Alas, I actually hope that your cousin and Ah Yue will become a couple, but Sister Ena is also very good...... If Ah Yue knew about this, I wonder how she would react?"

“！！......”

"It's a pity that Ah Yue didn't come this time, otherwise the three of us would have been fun together...... Yu, why is your face so pale?!"

"No, nothing...... Ahem, it's just a little dizzy all of a sudden......"

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As I walked back to my dormitory, watching the blood-soaked sunset stain the entire sky red, I raised my foot and kicked a roadside stone away, and my heart was in turmoil.

If it weren't for Ah Bing's reminder, I'm afraid I wouldn't have realized it until now, but I had gradually become accustomed to Ena's existence unconsciously...... Her fragrant and rich body fragrance, smooth and plump body, empathetic eyes, and gentle personality have long been deeply rooted in my soul and imprinted in my mind, making me linger and indelible.

But she's a dragon!

I roared in exasperation in my mind.

But why...... Why knowingly do this...... I still can't help it...... Alas......

Sighing in anguish, I kicked a stone flying again.

I watched as the stone whizzed in a long arc in the air and disappeared into the trees far away, followed by a "boom" sound of trees collapsing.

Oh no, I accidentally used too much force just now, I must have broken some tree, right?" I thought to myself, in a cold sweat.

"Yu, what's wrong with you, is there anything bothering?" Ah Bing on the side asked with concern.

"Uh...... It's nothing...... I guess I was bored when I suddenly became idle after the exam......"

"Hehe, the meeting of the senators is about to start, and you won't be so bored then. ”

I resisted the urge to kick the next rock and said with a wry smile, "I hope so......"

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For the next month, we spent the next month in the Dragon-Swallowing Venue.

After the class on CCTV during the day, Ah Bing and I would always sneak into the venue to listen to what the whole group of old men were discussing.

Seeing some old men spitting on the stage with their bald heads and mouths with only a few rotten teeth left, we couldn't help but look at each other and snicker. And seeing some old men sleeping on their delegates' seats, salivating stupidly, made us even more happy.

Even Bing, who has always disliked to laugh at other people's shortcomings, would sometimes jerk my hand, point in a certain direction, tell me about his latest discovery, and then bend over painfully and quickly run back to the lounge with me, letting the laugh that had been suppressed for a long time unbridled unbridled.

Under the call of President Mekael, this meeting of elders has become a critical meeting of the Holy Dragon Alliance, and almost all of them accuse the Holy Dragon Alliance of all kinds of mistakes and crimes, and even the old things of rotten sesame and old grains hundreds of years ago have been turned over by them.

In the midst of this fierce criticism, the representatives of the Holy Dragon Alliance stood in their seats with their heads bowed like sinners, scolding others, as if they didn't even have the courage to raise their heads.

Even Lachit, who was once on the same side as them, sent representatives to bombard them, and shamelessly put the charges on their heads for the gold and silver leopard dragon rebellion more than ten years ago.

President Mekael even slapped the table on the first day of the conference and shouted, "If you don't release President Ye Lingjian quickly, I will put you all in prison!! I can tell you, almost all of them are gay!!"

Although our ears are full of accusations and denunciations of the Holy Dragon Alliance every day, these have not affected our interest in appreciating the ugliness of the delegates.

I was especially pleased that most of the Blue Emblem Dragoons on duty this time were brothers who had been on a mission with me last time, and whenever I dragged Bing down the aisle of the venue, they would always smile and nod at me from a distance, and sometimes even surrounded me in large groups to chat and laugh with me, regardless of the surprise of the people around them.

Our main topic naturally revolves around Ratcht, and in order to avoid bad influences, whenever Ratcht's name is mentioned, we will tacitly use the ambiguous word "cutie" instead, and then Ah Bing next to me will look back and forth at us with wide eyes and curiosity, not knowing what we are talking about.

For example: "The little cutie was on TV again yesterday, but she seems to be a little haggard and ...... than before", "The little cutie doesn't seem to have changed her clothes in the past few days, and she doesn't know if the diaper has changed ......", "Look at the little cutie's swaggering appearance, as if she has just finished fucking milk......".

At first, I didn't understand why I used such an ambiguous name to exalt the breed dog of Lachite, but when I heard that "Little Cutie" was a brand of underwear, I was immediately relieved......

When I asked why Syracuse Day didn't come, they told me that Ah Ri had recently wanted to retire because he didn't know what was wrong, and he was severely reprimanded by the boss and was locked up for deep reflection.

After hearing this, I couldn't help but sigh with a wry smile: "You guys are really easy to get in and hard to get out......

When it's time to eat, the restaurant is still a stage for a group of lecherous old men to perform their pickle girl stunts, and Ena, who is the waitress, fidgets in the cramped space behind the bar, because she is harassed by the group of old men almost every half a minute.

But every time she looked at me pitifully, I would turn my head as if I didn't see it and talk to Ah Bing beside me.

My indifference finally angered Ena, who had always been as docile as a sheep, and when I went to the bar with an empty plate to order, I suddenly heard her muttering and whispering, "Bastard bastard bastard ......!!" while scolding and instructing the bar waiter not to heed any of my requests......

It is worth mentioning that on the first weekend during the Council of Fathers, the principal secretly sent a driver to pick up Eena and I for dinner.

However, although the restaurant was of high quality, the headmaster suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to bring his wallet, so we had to ask for the cheapest platter per person, and after eating quickly under the disdainful gaze of the waiters, we fled in a hurry.

When the second weekend came, before the principal's driver arrived at the venue, I was dragged away by Takurei Snow City, who had taken the lead as Long Yu.

With the hospitality of Syracuse Moon, who hadn't seen me for a long time, I swam in the empty rooftop pool, enjoying the mellow and refreshing agave while listening to the elated Syracuse Moon chirping in my ears.

If it weren't for Takulie Syracuse's smiling face in front of the light bulb all the time, I suspect that Syracuse would have changed into a sexy swimsuit and plunged into the water to swim with me.

The ancients did not deceive me, and God was indeed fair.

After so many hardships and depressions, I finally enjoy the incomparable ease and joy after the victory......