Chapter Seventy-Seven: Something Happened Again
When Yang Yi came out with two bowls of rice again, he saw that Shi Zhen was really looking at him with strange eyes, while Wan Tongtong on the side was covering his mouth and snickering. (Advertisement)
"What are you talking about, it's so funny. ”
Yang Yi put a bowl of noodles in front of Shi Zhenzhen and asked casually.
"Stinky food, Sister Zhenzhen and I told you about the situation when I met you, and the dress at that time made me feel a little funny when I thought about it......"
Wan Tongtong couldn't help but laugh.
"Little wife, don't tease me there, I used to wear more torn clothes than that when I was on the mountain. Yang Yi pouted speechlessly and said.
"Then does the old man of your family abuse you often and doesn't let you get dressed? Wan Tongtong asked.
"It's okay, except that I can't be fed and frozen, there's nothing good or bad about anything else. ”
Yang Yi thought that when he was on the mountain, the old man would train him harshly every time, getting up at four or five o'clock in the morning to run, and going to bed at twelve o'clock at night.
After a few years, he has only reached the level of a second-rate martial artist, and he can at most face a first-class martial artist, but in the end, he can only escape.
"Yang Yi, I didn't know before, it turned out that you came out of the ravine, no wonder you didn't understand anything. ”
Shi Zhenzhen ate the noodles and said vaguely.
"Teacher Zhenzhen, what's the matter, you don't look down on me as a dirt bun?" Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said, "The first time I went to eat KFC, do you know what a small bowl is?"
"Do you know that there are apple-flavored sundaes? do you know if the chicken wings are bought by the pound or by the pound?"
"Do you know that you can swipe your card when you buy something......"
Yang Yi's series of rhetorical questions made Shi Zhenzhen speechless, after all, they know so much, they must have been taught, or seen on TV, those ravines come out, do they know what KFC is and what is called credit card?
"Okay, I didn't mean to laugh at you for coming out of the ravine, I just wanted to laugh. ”
Shi Zhenzhen put down the bowl and said with a little dissatisfaction.
Yang Yi rolled his eyes, glanced at the leftover half bowl of rice, and said, "Don't give me the leftovers, you have to finish it." ”
"I'm full, I really can't eat. Shi Zhenzhen shook his head.
"Waste. ”
Yang Yi picked up the bowl, and under the gaze of the two, he picked up the chopsticks and stuffed the noodles into his mouth.
"Hey...... That's what I've used!" Shi Zhenzhen said hurriedly.
"It's okay, I don't dislike you for being dirty. Yang Yi said softly.
"But ......" Shi Zhenzhen looked at the chopsticks he used and put them in the other party's mouth, isn't this an indirect kiss, and maybe his own saliva was drunk by the other party.
Thinking of this, Shi Zhenzhen's face turned pale, thinking in his heart that he was finished, and his first kiss was gone, and he gave it to his student.
After eating, Yang Yi took the two bowls to the kitchen to wash, and in the living room, Shi Zhenzhen was still in a daze, the mobile phone in the room suddenly rang, and Wan Tongtong got up and walked in.
Yang Yi washed the dishes and walked out, wiped his hands, leaned against the corner of the wall, looked at Shi Zhenzhen with a faint gaze, and said, "Teacher, what is the matter with me tonight, tell me." ”
"What can I find out about you? Shi Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment.
"Okay, let's go, I'm going to rest." Yang Yi walked over and opened the door.
"You!"
Shi Zhen bit his lip angrily, but finally let out a breath, and said helplessly: "I can't hide anything from you, I came to you tonight because I want you to help." ”
"It doesn't matter if you kill someone, you don't care if you break the law, but if you let me sleep with you, I think I can think about it. ”
Yang Yi looked at the other party's chest, and the trench attracted his gaze deeply.
"You dare to look!" Shi Zhenzhen covered his chest with both hands, glared at Yang Yi angrily, and said, "You dare to take advantage of the teacher, don't you want to mix in the class in the future." ”
"Which eye did you see that I took advantage of you?" Yang Yi smiled and said, "It's you, who came to eat in the middle of the night, and I don't know how to find a better excuse, if you want me to sleep with you, just say ......"
"Sleep with your sister!"
Shi Zhen sat up from the sofa angrily, and then flew up and kicked Yang Yi's lower body, Yang Yi's back suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he dodged it, and said, "Teacher, are you trying to make me the last, do I do anything hurtful?"
Shi Zhenzhen kicked on the wall, making a bang, the wall trembled, and Yang Yi in the distance subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of spit, thinking that if he was kicked at once, he would be 100% dead.
Shi Zhenzhen's eyes were full of rage, and his two fists rattled loudly, and said, "Yang Yi, I won't give you more nonsense, there is a serious matter for you to help in two days, do you agree?"
"What's the matter...... Are you going to sleep......
"You dare to say a word again, try to sleep!"
Shi Zhenzhen held back the anger in his heart, glared at Yang Yi angrily, and said, "Just like last time, there is a villain to solve, but I am in danger alone, I have to take you with me;!"
"Do you want to do it?"
"Benefits...... Didn't not go!"
Yang Yi looked directly at Shi Zhenzhen and said categorically.
"Ten thousand yuan afterwards!" Shi Zhenzhen gritted his teeth and said.
"It's done, isn't it just a little loss......" Yang Yi said with a look of a loss.
"That's it, I'll contact you when the time comes!"
Shi Zhenzhen opened the door and walked out, and then slammed the door shut.
"Whew...... Like a female hooligan, with such a temper. Yang Yi patted his chest.
At this time, Wan Tongtong walked out of the house, glanced at the house, and said, "Sister Zhenzhen is going back?"
"yes, if you don't go back, you can't sleep here. Yang Yi locked the door and said.
"Stinky begging for food, Yanyan just called and asked us to hang out together. Wan Tongtong said.
"Big wife's phone?"
Yang Yi's eyes were shining, and then he said: "Okay, I must go to play tomorrow, I must be handsome in the past." ”
"After all, you can't embarrass my wife, can you?" Yang Yi said with a lewd smile.
"You're a shame on my people right now. Wan Tong pouted, turned around and walked into the house.
"Uh......"
Yang Yizheng wondered what was going on, and suddenly turned his head to look down, and found that his pants were high, and an angry sword was faintly exposed.
"Okay. Yang Yi finally knew what was going on, quickly turned off the light in the living room and walked into his house.
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When I woke up the next day, after Yang Yi made breakfast early, Wan Tongtong also went into the bathroom to wash, and when Yang Yi brought the meal out, the other party also washed it out and reads.
"Little wife, let's come over for dinner first, it'll be cold for a while. Yang Yi sat down and said.
"I'll change my clothes and come over. Wan Tongtong pushed open the door and walked into his room.
Yang Yi shrugged his shoulders, he ate there, and after a while, Wan Tongtong walked out in a white dress, Yang Yi looked up, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
With fair skin, big eyes, a delicate nose, black hair combed into a ponytail, and a white dress, she looks like a little sister next door at a glance, and her fleshy little mouth looks very cute.
"Look at what you stink. Wan Tongtong sat opposite Yang Yi, then lowered his head and ate.
"It's so beautiful. Yang Yi praised.
"Hmph!" the corners of Wan Tongtong's proud mouth curled.
"I mean your clothes. Yang Yi hurriedly added.
"Die!" Wan Tongtong shook the spoon in front of Yang Yi, with a vicious look.
"It's even cuter to be angry. Yang Yi said with bright eyes.
"Shameless. Wan Tongtong blushed.
"Can the face be used as a card swipe? or can it be used as a meal...... Yang Yi said with a hippie smile.
"Ignore your ......"
Wan Tongtong angrily twisted his body to the side with the bowl, ignoring Yang Yi.
"There are rats!" Yang Yi suddenly shouted.
"Where?" Wan Tongtong suddenly shouted.
"At your feet, you quickly hide in my arms. Yang Yi stretched out his arms and made a gesture of greeting.