Qin Yu looked at his golden birthmark suspiciously, and thought to himself, Do I still have a story? Qin Yu touched his jade butterfly birthmark with his hand, and Jade Butterfly said depressedly: "Brother, is this world your taste changed, Lao Tzu is a man, you and his grandmother touch Lao Tzu like this,." ”

Qin Yu didn't fight in one place, and said, "Who the fuck are you? It's all part of Lao Tzu, can't Lao Tzu touch me?"

"Okay, good, you are tough, you touch yourself! Lao Tzu doesn't feel that you are in tears, Lao Tzu didn't have that idle time to take care of you, kindness is not rewarded, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, your kid would have died a long time ago, hum. ”

"I'm dead, when did you help Lao Tzu, aren't you a fucking parasite now, parasitic Lao Tzu drinks Lao Tzu's blood and eats Lao Tzu's essence. ”

When Jade Butterfly heard this, she was so angry that she almost vomited blood. This fucking stupid, the old man with the beard and scum in the birthmark of the jade butterfly, patted his head with his hand, and suddenly remembered something. He muttered in a low voice: "It seems that Lao Tzu has slept for too long and has become confused, isn't this kid reincarnated again?"

Talking, talking, Yudie lost her voice, Qin Yu was puzzled, and said, "Old man, why don't you speak, why are you on my chest?"

"Lao Tzu is not on your chest, you have long been part of the air, and you are now. Oh, by the way, what's your name now?"

"Qin Yu. ”

"Qin Yu, Qin Shi Huang who doesn't have this name is good, but it's domineering. ”

"Who is Qin Shi Huang?" Qin Yu wondered.

"You want to know, then Lao Tzu will tell you about your past life, lest you practice hard for a day in a daze, in that case, wouldn't Lao Tzu have to wait a long time to return to the earth, I used to hear Yuanyang God say that the girls on the Japanese island are good, Lao Tzu still wants to go back early to take a look, I don't know if it's more absolute now"

"The island of Japan is there, why haven't I heard of it. Qin Yu wondered.

"Well, let's start at the beginning. Back then, Lao Tzu went out to play with the god of Yuanyang, you were at home to watch the house, you were a dragon, and as a result, you poked and poked the lower realm to save the people of Dawn, then look at it, just let the Jade Emperor Lao'er give you a set! But being the emperor is probably still quite comfortable, three palaces and six courtyards!"

"What is the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards?" Qin Yu wondered.

"Your wife, thousands of kings, the world is stunning" The old man of Yudie had a yearning look, the corners of his mouth drooled a little, and he kept wiping it with his hands.

"Me, what are you kidding, am I such a person, you see I'm still a virgin now, what an upright person. ”

"I'm still weak, you haven't reflected your true nature, think about what you saw when you followed Yuanyang God, the beauties of the pig clan, the horse clan, the cow clan, the leopard clan, the snake clan, you don't know how much you destroyed, and finally gave birth to nine sons with that one, none of the nine looked like you, and I don't know if it was your own child. ”

"Fuck, dead old man, you're too bad for me!"

"Bad! You are already so virtuous, can Lao Tzu say bad to you? ”

"Hey, don't talk about that, you see that Lao Tzu's parents are dead now, his master is also destroyed, his body is also broken, and the future is bleak, you still said that I will take you back to that earth, I don't know what year Ma Yue is Oh, now I am still being chased and killed, whether my life can be saved is a problem, you don't want to think about those girls from what island country, you still see if you can help me now!"

"It's not that I can't help you, but you promised me a condition. ”

"On what terms?"

The obscene old man in the Jade Butterfly birthmark pretended to cough twice, and pretended to be serious: "First of all, you swept the entire continent where you live, and collected enough spirit stones for me to recover slowly. ”

"That's all. ”

"What are you anxious about, I haven't finished talking yet. ”

The old man coughed twice, and said in a low voice: "In the future, we will return to our original earth, and you can get some girls from island countries to study and study with me, and it will be almost the same if there are 100,000 or 80,000." ”

"Fuck, you pervert. Qin Yu scolded

"Low-key, low-key, understand?" said the old man Yudie slowly.

"Then how do you help Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is so uncomfortable that he is dying now. ”

"You promised?"

"Anyway, if it's not Lao Tzu, when the time comes, if you want a lot, Lao Tzu will give you a lot, and you will be tired of a dead old man. Qin Yu said casually.

When the old man in the jade butterfly birthmark heard it, the lewd voice burst out, and he didn't listen, but suddenly the voice stopped abruptly and said: "I'll help you, I'm going to sleep again, you have to be careful yourself, don't hang up, Lao Tzu is still waiting to study the beauties of the Japanese island!"

"You're menopause, aren't you! Hurry up! Don't let Lao Tzu hang up now. ”

"How do you know that I have reached menopause, and I will give you a healing body right now so that you will not die on the belly of a beautiful woman in the future. The old man smiled evilly.

"Are you finished?"

"Alright, here I go. ”

The silk of the power of creation recovered by the Jade Butterfly of Creation continued to go to the damaged tissues of Qin Yu's body, Qin Yu was like a spring breeze, very comfortable, and the power of creation continued to repair his body. As time passed, the golden aura on the top of Qin Yu's head slowly disappeared, and when he slowly opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that there was a place that was obviously much larger than the original.

When Qin Yu shouted: "Dead old man, dead old man." At that time, Qin Yu didn't hear the echo.

Qin Yu muttered quietly, "The dead old man really didn't lie to me. ”

"What am I lying to you?"

"You haven't slept yet!"

The old man of Yudie said in a very tired tone: "Lao Tzu is asleep!"

As a result, Qin Yu was silent no matter how he screamed.

After thinking about it, Qin Yu felt that the name Qin Yu was not very auspicious, his father died and his mother died, and the sect was slaughtered. So Qin Yu decided to change his name to "Qin Shi Huang" in the future.