When you are in love with the depths of your marriage, you are willing to share your head with you.

A certain corner of the medicine city has recently been dyed with festive colors, red silk hanging, bride price gifts, jewelry, cloth, and all kinds of ingredients needed for the wedding banquet, which can be called a mountain of piles.

According to human customs, marriage requires three media and six hires, but because the elders of the two are not around, Mr. Ye, who has always been hegemonic, has tampered with some of his understanding.

On this day, he hired the best matchmaker in the city, asked someone to carry a double dowry, walked around the medicine city with a lot of enthusiasm, and then came to the Ruyi Inn where they lived temporarily.

The matchmaker shook the handkerchief that was so rich in incense powder that it almost smoked people to death and said auspicious words, and when she was led to the main hall by the family, she saw the bride who was said to be sitting in the first place, and the high hall where she did not see the two, and her face was stiff with a smile

The domineering man stepped into the main hall, and when he saw that the matchmaker did not react, he frowned slightly: "Say kiss." ”

Matchmaker: ""

How to say kiss Since ancient times, talking about relatives is said by parents in the high hall, how can there be a matchmaker to say to the person concerned This is not in accordance with the rules, and she has never taken over such a business

The matchmaker clenched her handkerchief, she really wanted to say that I hadn't said such a family thing, but because of the murderous aura on Mr. Ye's body, she couldn't help shaking a few times, and forced a smile to say kiss

Anyway, the silver is in hand, and if it's good or bad, are you afraid that the silver will fly

Geng post handed over, the matchmaker's mouth almost praised Mr. Ye a flower, what ten miles and eight villages countless girls rushed to marry, what is the wealth comparable to the landlord, the rich five cars, the handsome talent, in short, the matchmaker said the process of pro, the jade mania is a feeling of encountering a pyramid scheme.

But it can be heard as a joke, Jade Bang knows that Mr. Night treats her well, but she has never found so many flashes in "him".

With a playful gaze, it fell on the domineering man, who was still wearing a black robe intertwined with simple and intricate patterns, his dark hair was casually draped, his eyebrows were steep, the bridge of his nose was straight, and his diamond-shaped bright red lips tensed as the matchmaker boasted like a horse-drawn carriage

He couldn't understand why human beings always like to exaggerate the facts

He is rich, and it is considered that he has countless "good fields", but when he has seen Jade Bang Mania, he has been fascinated, and he doesn't think about tea and dinner

This matchmaker is quite dishonest when she tells a lie

Patience, Di Meiye sat on the side silently, and finally the matchmaker's mouth that seemed to be different from ventilation stopped, but she heard Yu Wanfang say lightly: "I don't agree with reads in this family business; Planet Escape. ”

Now, the emperor is angry at night, and the matchmaker is also dumbfounded, do you want to tear down the stage like this, I have a lot of dowry, and my wife wants to be dozens of years younger, although this emperor looks like he is not easy to get along, but if you marry a good-looking son, will people treat you

You are good-looking, and people are also handsome, not to mention that this is a man's world in the end, it is common for men to have three wives and four concubines, how can you marry this emperor and have a strong face, you are better looking than the emperor, and people will definitely treat you well.

The matchmaker, who didn't know the identities of the two, began to talk a lot again, and praised Mr. Ye again as if brainwashing, but the old god didn't react, just took a sip of the fragrant nectar water.

"I'm not married and pregnant, but the other party will treat my child well"

The matchmaker instantly stiffened, and then stared at Yu Bang in disbelief, thinking that this girl's head didn't let the door clip, this normal person would say these things in front of the person who said goodbye, and generally didn't want anyone to know these "ugly things", why is this still vigorously preaching everywhere, for fear that she won't be able to get married

Huo Di, Di Meiye's face sank, and he glared at the woman who was particularly smoking, knowing that she was deliberately making trouble again, the domineering man impatiently carried the petrified matchmaker to the jade maniac, and said coldly: "Continue to say kiss, the child is mine." ”

Matchmaker: ""

What are you two young people doing, since you are in love and want to be justified, you should follow the procedure of saying that you are not going to be able to go

Yu Bang chuckled manially, she looked at the fried Mr. Night with a thick smile, there was an indescribable arrogance, but she couldn't help it, but she didn't continue to make trouble, just say not to agree.

The stunning woman raised her head slightly, and instead of looking at the matchmaker who was about to go crazy, she met the cool face of the domineering man's connivance but helplessness, "Mr. Night, you are forcibly married." ”

Di Meiye raised his eyebrows domineeringly: "How dare you not marry"

"Don't dare. ”

"Then marry well. ”

"Good. ”

Turning around, Yu Wanfang looked at the matchmaker and said lightly: "I agreed to this family business." ”

Matchmaker: ""

It's really strange every year, and there are a lot of people today, look at these two people, if you can't see that the two are in love, it's a fool, but is there such a nonsense young man

Well, just be an old woman and a lonely woman.

said that the marriage ceremony was completed, and the rest was to finalize the date of marriage, and the matchmaker flipped through the old yellow calendar, saying that it was only a few days, and they were all denied by the emperor's charm

"It's too long, find one closer, preferably within three days. ”

The matchmaker's old face twitched, and she finally didn't hold her back, "No matter how foolish the emperor is, there must be a limit, and the days within three days are either suitable for breaking ground, or taboo marriage, don't you like the jade girl, don't you want to take the wedding as a death day?"

Emperor Meiye frowned, looked at the jade maniac who was leisurely gnawing on the apple, and after receiving his inquiring gaze, the jade maniac nodded: "Human beings pay attention to auspiciousness, and the matchmaker is right." ”

Even though it is not taboo, but choosing to get married on a day that is suitable for breaking ground, Jade Bang Maniac really doesn't like it, but Di Meiye feels that according to the matchmaker, among the few days, the nearest one will be a month later, and he can't help but be a little "anxious".

At this time, the matchmaker found that Mr. Ye seemed to listen to the bride-to-be's words, and couldn't help but say: "Emperor Gongzi, getting married is not child's play, you like the jade girl, you have to give her a decent wedding, let's not say that it takes at least three or five seven days to prepare the wedding dress, let's talk about the preparation of the banquet, and"

crackling, the matchmaker's mouth was like pouring beans and a lot of words, and finally Mr. Night had to compromise reads; golden eagle

The day of marriage is set on the eighth day of the next month, and it is an auspicious day to get married.

Seeing off the matchmaker, looking at the courtyard covered with all kinds of red silk dowry, the long-term workers in the original inn felt that the male and female hosts had unique personalities.

The male owner looks cold, looks very difficult to speak, and does not care whether the business is prosperous, and accompanies the hostess all day long, at first they thought that the two had already married, especially when the male owner cared about the appearance of the pregnant hostess, it was even more envious.

What a blessing it would be if my own girl also married such a good husband

That night, Yu Bang Mania flipped through a mainland travel book and leaned lazily on it, and Di Meiye sat beside her with a bowl of fetal pills as usual, and took away the books that Yu Bang Mania was reading with relish.

"Drink the medicine. ”

"Hmm. ”

drank it all, reached out to take the book in the hand of the domineering man, but pounced. Yu Wan was stunned for a moment, looking at the man in the lamp and candle who was twisting his eyebrows dissatisfiedly, "Why are you frowning." ”

"You ignore the emperor. ”

The voice of the statement was calm and natural, but it made people catch a hint of resentment, and Yu Wanfang leaned beside him funny, "How can I ignore you, you don't usually like to talk, I just read a book to pass the time." ”

Since Mr. Night returned, knowing that she was pregnant with a dragon cub again, she was not allowed to work too hard, and the training and killing guards were done by Xiya Haochen Qi Haole and them, and any ideas or plans were orally conveyed by her to others to implement, and in the end, Jade Lady completely became a big idler, and if she had nothing to do, she would flip through the book and tease Mr. Night.

It may be that the two of them are naturally people who don't talk much, and their personalities are relatively hegemonic, so they always can't see their "shortcomings", and then they always "lose their temper".

"If you don't talk to the emperor, how can the emperor have something to say?"

“”

The corners of Yu Wang's mouth twitched, he slept all over, he had children, and he was almost the same as an old husband and wife, where did he come from so many words to say Besides, Mr. Ye is like a person who can chat

In the past, with him, Mr. Night said the most: This is not good, that is not allowed.

Do you dare to be disobedient and want to be beaten?

It's mostly an order tone, and whoever has the ability to "chat" with him understands

Emperor Meiye narrowed his eyelids dangerously, "You mean that the emperor has abused you"

Jade Bang frenzied stroked his forehead with a headache, saw that there was no threat in the tone, and he also had a hands-on posture, who could have a good chat

"One thing, Mr. Night, you have to make it clear, I am your companion, not your people. ”

"You're talking nonsense" If you treat you as a clansman, you will fight against you at every turn, the emperor has already skinned you and cramped, who will raise you to have nothing to do to block the emperor

Jade Flip: ""

Hey, I'm saying, can we still have a good chat

Mr. Night said no

In his eyes, Yu Wan ignored him, a big living person, and competed with those boring words and books, which was "deliberately" snubbing him

This emperor is so good-looking, isn't it as interesting as those words?

I have to say that Mr. Night is not your average tsundere