Chapter 17: The Captain Says She's Not There

"Captain, Captain, the enemy's attack is too violent! The sisters can't hold on!"

"What is too fierce! Hold on! Hold on! Honor is with you, hurry up and call for help! Chariot department, kendo department, martial arts department, whatever, any reinforcements can be, you must block it for me! Do whatever it takes. ”

"Captain, they're in! They're breaking through the door and coming to the desk! Captain, what should I do?!"

"Don't panic, don't rush, you tell her, say I'm not there. ”

"Yes! Captain...... Is your captain here......"

Immediately after that, there was a domineering ponytail Lori voice on the phone (how did you hear this?)

"Right...... Yes, I'm sorry! The captain said that she was not there...?!... Captain, I beg your pardon! Vinika...... Vinika is sorry for you............" (Hearing the voice on the phone, Maho covers her face)

"Hey~ Is it Captain Nishijuru?~ This is Anchubi, whom you haven't seen for more than a year~ Do you miss me~ You must miss me very much~ You must miss me very much, right?~Hahaha~ Don't worry, I'll go over and wait for me~-Click. ”

β€œ............”

"That...... Captain, are you alright?" Karl asked worriedly, as he stood aside and looked at Maho, who was sweating profusely

"Also...... All right...... Probably. "Do you want to hear Maho's voice when she shakes?

"But...... What do you look like...... Is there really no problem?" Karl was still a little unsure

"There's no problem, it's just that my heart is beating a little fast, my back is a little cold, my head is a little dizzy, my tongue is a little straight, there's nothing to worry about. Maho, whose face was pale, lay down in front of the telephone and looked unrefreshed

'No, Captain, these symptoms are already a cause for concern. ’

"Captain, in fact, you don't have to worry at all, listen to the voice, the captain named Anchubi is actually not a very bad person, he must also be a ......"

"You're so naΓ―ve!"

Before Carl could finish speaking, Maho interrupted him, "I know that guy Anchubi too well, he has been pestering me since elementary school, from the battle lane toddler group to the junior high school group to the high school group, this girl is always around me like a ghost...... Wherever I went, she was always there for me. ”

As she spoke, Maho buried her head on the table so that Carl couldn't see her expression

"When I play in Europe, I always see her wherever I go...... That guy is a chaste ghost...... The ghost of Prauda has been floating with me in the skies over Europe, and it has been floating and floating......"

'Captain...... If the Katyusha team knew that you gave her such a 'high' evaluation, they would definitely be proud to never sit on the head of Nonna Commissar again. ’

"But...... Now this ghost has been killed in the corridor, and it will probably be killed in about two minutes, so it's better to face it bravely than to escape at this time~ Anyway, no matter how terrible the enemy is, it can't be terrible~"

"If only it were an enemy!"

With that, Maho got up from the table...... Is it an illusion? Why does it seem to be ...... in the eyes of the real year? It seems like...... Probably a crocodile tear?!

Looking at this picture of the real spike, Carl really wanted to shout:

'My real ho can't be so cute!!~~~~'

"Carl, do you know what I've been afraid of in my life?"

Walking up to Carl, Maho looked at Carl with a very vicissitudes of life, "Yes...... Miscellaneous...... Miscellaneous...... What?"

"It's teaming up with Anchubi to drive the chariot. ”

"Oh. "Do you know what I'm most afraid of?!"

"Yes...... What is it?"

"It's a joint competition with a group of Apennine noodle girls led by Anchubi!!!"

At this time, Maho really lost his usual calmness in Carl's opinion, and it seems that the black history of playing battle lane with Anchubi in the past is really fresh in Maho's memory.

"Since the beginning of the junior high school competition, this team of Anchubi has to team up with my group every time! But every time it drags our group back! Sloppy during the pre-race inspection! Late at the start of the race! The start of the race is draggering! The whole team breaks down and falls behind when the queue cooperates! Check the condition of the car after the game, guess what we found in their engines?!"

"What...... What?"

"Spaghetti with tomato sauce and smoked olive oil! Can you imagine it?! These goose-hungry repairmen actually ate noodles and inspected the car during the pre-race inspection! Forgot the unfinished plate and pasta afterwards! Have you ever seen such a mushy engineering technician?!...... Since then, I've learned a lesson. ”

"Yes...... What?"

Carl felt that his lines were too monotonous, nothing but what they were, and they were too nonexistent.

"Never team up with Anquio's Antgio Noodle Girls! Don't even have teammates! Otherwise, we'll lose if we don't compete!"

"Knock knock. Captain Nishijuryu ~~~ Maho ~~ I'm here ~ Hurry up and open the door ~ This is Ancupi~" Listening to the voice, Carl knew that the steel defense line of Hesse Peak failed to prevent the noodle ghost Anchubi, and the macaroni ghost who had chased Maho for most of the European region was about to float into the minister's office.

"She's coming!!"

Hearing An Cupi's voice, Maho's expression that had just eased up became wonderful again, and it felt like Yang Bailao wanted to see Huang Shiren and wanted to find a place to hide.

'Hi...... It's better to hurry up and help end the game, otherwise this matter will get out, and the image of Hesse's chariot team ...... 'Look at the real ...... who seems to be faintly trembling in her thighs', and the steely image of the real ho will be yellowed by this pot of spaghetti. ’

"Captain, please temporarily retreat to the equipment room in the back room, and leave it to me to deal with it here~"

Carl smiled and stroked the back of today's extraordinarily cute Maho and comforted her (it was to comfort her, not to take advantage of the opportunity, definitely not ~ someone who wanted to be crooked...... Give me to block Anchupi)

"But...... Carl, you ......"

Probably a little worried about Carl's 'combat effectiveness', Maho, who was a little cute and a little frightened by Anchubi, was still a little hesitant

"Captain, please rest assured, Carl has the confidence to block the opponent, and will never allow these noodle girls to get involved in the equipment room for half a step~"

"Moreover, today I can see the true spike sprout that has not been seen in a hundred years, and I have no regrets even though I am dead~'

"Carl!!"

As if moved by Carl's courage to sacrifice his life and forget his death, Maho held Carl's hand with a flushed face and excitement.

"You are the bravest of Teutonic knights, true Rhinelanders!"

As he spoke, something in Maho's eyes seemed to be a little uncontrollable.

'Captain, please don't be cute anymore, your majesty is about to be wiped away by Anchubi today......

"Captain, you are the captain of the Hessian Peak Battleteam, the core of steel, please don't show such an expression. ”

Carl admonished Maho with some seriousness, originally meant to tell her not to let her image in front of Carl collapse, but Maho ......

"Carl!"

Maho uncharacteristically threw herself into Carl's arms at once, tears streaming out of her head.

"You're a good person! Really good person! Even at this point you want to comfort me not to be sad...... You're a great guy!"

"Hah...... Ha...... Ha ...... "Seeing Maho crying like that in his arms, Carl's eyes were about to spasm

It seems that Maho has obviously never been in love, and probably doesn't know that she just sent Carl three big-caliber good guy cards in one go~

"Knock knock...... Maho~~Why is it so slow~Hurry up and open the door~ This is Anchubi~~"

It's just that you don't open the door because you know you're Anchubi...... Forget it, let's let Maho hide quickly at this time.

"Captain, please hide quickly. ”

Karl, who pulled Maho out of his arms, handed the handkerchief in his pocket to Maho

"Please trust the competence of your adjutant. ”

"Carl ......"

What kind of emotion flashed in Maho's eyes at this time, Carl didn't know, but Carl knew that if Anchubie, who was naturally stupid at the door now, found the keyhole outside the door, and remembered the words of a receptionist with all the keys to the whole chariot department less than three steps to her left...... That real ho really didn't even have a chance to cry.

"Time is pressing, please hurry, Captain. ”

"Well, please, Carl, we'll see you at the Martyrs' Shrine. (Where the brave men of the Norse faith arrived after their deaths...... οΌ‰

'A girl...... As for Captain?'" ...... That one...... Let's talk about the Martyrs' Shrine later...... We'll see you in the evening during self-study. ”

β€œ...... Well, I'll see you later. ”

Seeing Maho hiding in the equipment room, Carl looked at Maho's panicked back and scratched his white hair with a smile, "In the end, I'm still a high school girl~ No matter how calm I am, I'm still too young and inexperienced~ But ......"

Thinking of Maho's usual performance, Carl still thinks that it is normal for this little cuteness to appear in a girl of Maho's age.

"Comparing the time-traveler to the aboriginal girl, shouldn't it be, no matter how ......calm the captain is," he said, remembering Maho crying in his arms, Carl smiled in understanding

"I'm still a high school girl~"

"Maho~~Why don't you open the door yet?Are you asleep?Or do you want me to know when you're eating in the office?~" (This kind of thing can only be done by you Anchio)

"Now, let's deal with these macaroni girls first. ”

, walked to the telephone, calmly picked up the phone, and Carl dialed a number that was enough to turn the tide

"Hey~ Is it the Venia Golden Music Department~ I'm looking for Captain Susney~...... Ah, it's Captain Karayang~ Isn't your president here?~...... Oh, that's so good~ What?Even Doll Fis, the minister of Vinia sausage cooking, is there~ Then please tell the two ministers, okay, today the girls from Anzio School came to our school for a friendly visit, and the captain would like to invite you two ministers to sit with the sisters of Anzio, play and exchange feelings~...... Well, that's right, it's just playing, nothing else...... What, the ministers, you say the lovely members of the two ministers?"

Hearing this, the corners of Carl's eyes turned up, and his face suddenly showed a look of conspiracy and triumph, and he replied darkly, "Of course, those cute members are invited to bring a lot of them~~"