"Tai Sui sits on the head, if there is no blessing, there will be woe, and if there is no joy, there will be disaster." ”

Who is this nonsense? In the haze, the roc rose into the air and caught up with the demon of the Nine Heavens. When I looked closely, it turned out to be an old man with white hair and a silver beard.

Dapeng roared, "Who are you?"

The old man said, "I am the Heavenly Court Taibai Xingzun. ”

Dapeng asked: "What is your relationship with that Tai Sui Xing, why do you interfere with the survival of my family in the world?"

Tai Bai Xing said: "Don't mention that brute, Tai Sui Xing and you have a deep historical feud with you." ”

Dapeng asked: "He is in heaven, I am in mortal, it has nothing to do with it, what kind of demon is he?"

Taibai said: "Do you know the earthly branches? These are A, B, C, D, E, G, G, XIN, 癸, UNITARY, and then the heavenly stems: Zi, Chou, Ren, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, and Hai. There are sixty years of sixtieth year in the world, this Tai Sui Star has sixty fierce gods, he has the instinct to scatter beans into soldiers, and the demons in the world are his masterpieces, most of them are some dragons who kill the people. ”

Dapeng asked, "What does this have to do with me?"

Taibai said: "Then the relationship is big, how did you get to the world? That is the Dapeng Golden-winged Bird found the earthworm before the Buddha drove, and went up and trampled it in two with one paw. It is also the order of the Buddha in front of the palace, Guanyin Bodhisattva practice, the long part of the mortal world, that is, Lei Feng, he Pudu good deeds, and can only live in the world for 22 years, but left a valuable spirit. ”

Dapeng asked: "Lei Feng's spirit is an example for learning in the world, what does it have to do with me?"

Taibai said: "In the twelfth year of the earth, the Heavenly Court Buddhism is a week, that is, one day in the heavens, which is one year in the mortal world. After Lei Feng's reincarnation for more than four days, Guanyin cast a spell again and reincarnated the truncated earthworm into the mortal world, which is where your birth date is, so you are the same as Lei Feng himself. The key thing is that you were born when you were born in the world! It was "Little Boy" that exploded in Hiroshima and killed nearly 280,000 people. ”

Dapeng said: "I didn't cause that. ”

Taibai said: "You know the power of the atomic bomb, not only light radiation, but also shock waves, as well as the killing of mortals by dust infection, and it also affects the heavenly court to shake, almost the sky is about to fall, that kind of breath is difficult for the Jade Emperor and the stars to accept." For this reason, it also rained on the world, as if it was crying, and how many living beings were killed and injured by the rain that gathered dust and scattered it?"

Dapeng said: "I heard that it was black and gray rain at that time, and some said that it was blood rain, anyway, it was murderous rain." And what do I have to do with Tai Sui Xing, why did he send Canglong to harm us?"

Taibai said: "Why do you want to call Dapeng? Dapeng is also divided into six kinds, there are those who do good, those who are compassionate, those who are polite and teachable, and those who are filial piety, in short, you have integrated those six natures, and it is given by Guanyin and Dapeng Golden-winged Bird, so it contains their compassion and will. The Dapeng Goldfinch Bird specializes in eating dragons, and he has to eat 500 small dragons in a day, and he also eats a big dragon, which is poisonous, so you are enemies with Canglong. ”

Dapeng said: "Although my name is Dapeng, I am not a Dapeng Goldwinged Bird?"

Taibai said: "The Dapeng Golden-winged Bird was once reincarnated as Yue Fei, and the Fengbo Pavilion was killed by Qin Hui's traitorous ministers, so he can't go to the world anymore, so he will pass on his sexual body to you and let you go to the world to eradicate the demons." What does he hate the most? What does he hate the most? What he hates most is those foreign soldiers and soldiers, and of course he also hates those corrupt officials and traitors and swindlers among the people. ”

Dapeng said: "Taibai Laojun, take me to see the Jade Emperor, I want to judge with him." ”

Taibai said: "What is the reason? The Heavenly Palace Treasure Hall is the place where you go? Not to mention the Jade Emperor, even those gods and generals, it is not that you can see it when you see it." ”

Dapeng said: "Then I don't care, you can go to Huaguo Mountain and take Sun Wukong to see the Jade Emperor." ”

Taibai said: "That's the Jade Emperor's will, how can I not go?"

Dapeng said: "Sun Wukong can alarm the Jade Emperor, it looks very powerful. ”

Taibai said: "Sun Wukong also fought with Dapeng in Lion Camel Mountain, you know this, right?"

Dapeng said: "Lion Camel Mountain is an obstacle set up, you also know that Dapeng was born of a phoenix. ”

Taibai said: "Of course I know, and I also gave birth to a peacock, but the peacock ate the Buddha and took it out of her back." Rulai wanted to kill the peacock because it was his mother, so he gave up the idea of revenge, but Dapeng became the uncle of the Buddha. ”

Dapeng said: "That's right, Dapeng was originally an immortal, what kind of Tang monk meat do you eat? But I'm not, according to what you said, I am the reincarnation of an earthworm, and I don't have those fame." ”

Taibai said: "Although the words are good, you also possess the nature of the Dapeng Golden-winged Bird." ”

Dapeng said: "In that case, then you can take me to see the Jade Emperor." ”

Taibai said: "No, the Jade Emperor has no will. ”

Dapeng said: "Why can't you? Sun Wukong can see it, why can't I see it? If you don't let me see it, then I'll shout." ”

Taibai asked, "What do you shout?"

Dapeng shouted: "Tai Sui should sit on the head! If there is no blessing, there will be woe! If there is no joy, there will be disaster...!...!...!

Taibai said in horror: "Don't shout, don't shout, this is the Heavenly Palace, okay, I'll take you there." ”

Tai Bai Xing took Dapeng straight to the Heavenly Palace Treasure Hall, the tall and wide staircase was towering and solemn, the first step walked up, the footsteps were not yet steady, suddenly there were two strange roars, frightened Dapeng back two steps. There was another deafening noise, and when I looked up, the giant gods on both sides looked strange, and they were still laughing, almost leaning forward and backwards. At this moment, like a god holding the moon, an old man wearing a crown sat behind the desk on the stage and waved his hand, and he was silent in an instant.

The old man asked, "Who is down there?"

Taibai said: "That's the Jade Emperor asking you, answer quickly." ”

Dapeng said: "I am a folk Dapeng. ”

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "I thought it was Sun Monkey who was here again, and he was going to make a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace." ”

Dapeng said: "Jade Emperor, I don't know something, why did you let Tai Sui Xing scatter beans into soldiers and sow so many dragons to harm the world?"

The Jade Emperor said: "I don't care about the affairs of the world, although the Tai Sui Star is under the jurisdiction of my Heavenly Court, but he guards the sun near Jupiter, which is 980,000 miles away from here, and no one of the gods has ever been there, so it is a place to go out of the Three Realms, and it is even less under the control of Heavenly Court." ”

Dapeng said: "I think you still don't care if there are ten suns in the sky, don't you send Tai Sui Xing to guard the only sun, Jupiter and those dragons are also under your jurisdiction?"

The Jade Emperor scolded angrily: "You are so bold, you dare to ask here, Taibai Xingjun, who is this?"

Taibai said: "The Jade Emperor is angry, he is the Buddha ordered Guanyin and the Golden-winged Bird to do the Dapeng, because the folk dragon is in turmoil, and the corrupt officials make the people in the world miserable, so..." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Okay, what else is so, you have a lot of business, you go and find the Tai Sui Star Lord, don't alarm the sixty constellations, this heavenly court is not a place to try cases, go quickly." ”

The Tai Bai Xing received the order and respectfully agreed, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Just as he was waiting, the Jade Emperor said, "Dapeng, I have also heard a little about your life experience and mission. Let's just say that at the moment of your reincarnation, we have all learned the power of "Little Boy", so from then on, Heavenly Court no longer cares about civil affairs. At that time, the Tang Dynasty was prosperous, even if there were some demons and monsters, the assistance of Heaven and the Buddha was successful. Now, not to mention "Little Boy", but the guns, cannons, and missiles not only threaten humanity, but what can we do?"

Dapeng said: "Jade Emperor, the Tang Dynasty is the ancestor of my Chinese nation, we have been humiliated in the past thousand years, and now it is not only the Canglong rebellion, but also the Japanese Canglong submarine is also eyeing the tiger, respecting the Jade Emperor's grace, and ordering the ancestors of the gods to help the Chinese people eradicate the best Canglong, in order to give the Jade Emperor's grace." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Your spirit is very kind, and you have to take care of the people when you suffer, which is commendable." ”

At this moment, Tai Bai Xing stepped into the hall with a dragon head monster, and the guy bowed his hand to greet him: "The Jade Emperor is good, the gods are good, I don't know what the Jade Emperor is and what the lord is?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Dapeng sued you, why did you send Canglong to do evil in the mortal world?"

Lord Tai Sui said: "It is purely a false accusation, and now the fact that the mortal world has violated my heavenly court is visible to the Jade Emperor and the gods. ”

Dapeng said: "Nonsense, how can the mortal world hurt the heavenly court?"

Lord Tai Sui said: "You were born when the atomic bomb "Little Boy" exploded, and the smoke and dust soared into the sky like water vapor, causing the Jade Emperor and the gods to tear into rain, causing us to stay awake all night for 5 weeks. ”

Dapeng said: "That was decades ago, what does it have to do with me?"

Lord Tai Sui said: "In the year of Yi You, which is the year of Yi You, it is the year of the chicken and the steam of the chicken, and the day your family goes to the Central Plains is the year of the Bingyin Tiger." At that time, Bingyin Tai Sui was on duty, and when he saw the steam threat of "Little Boy" back then, he sent Wulong to check on the supervision. ”

Dapeng said: "The five dragons you are talking about are not Chinese dragons, but five poisonous dragons that have brought disaster to the country and the people. In addition, it was not the vapor of the atomic bomb that drifted into the space, but the light smoke from the steam tanks and three chimneys of the chemical plant and the East Rubber Factory. ”

Lord Tai Sui said: "Don't be forceful, those amino acid and carbon monoxide poisonous vapors are as ferocious as the atomic bomb gas back then, causing the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court and the Divine Emperor to be unable to succeed." ”

Dapeng said: "The expansion of the second and third phases of the chemical plant was done by the five dragons you sent, they are the main source of harm to the heavens and the earth, and they are also the most corrupt officials who harm the people, so Tai Sui Xing is the culprit." ”

Tai Sui Xing said: "Those five dragons are just the small leaders of your hundreds of people, not a ** corrupt official, and now that two of them have stepped down, aren't you going to report it?"

Dapeng said: "They actually gave big gifts to the case-handling personnel and dared to buy them back with nearly 100,000 yuan from the villagers, is this to cover up the crime, is this a corrupt official?"

Lord Tai Sui said: "That is your people's business, and it has nothing to do with my heavenly court. ”

Dapeng said: "Let's let the Jade Emperor comment on the reasoning, Tai Sui Xing scattered beans into soldiers and went to the people, and sent so many dragons to harm people." If you don't get rid of this evil that harms the heavens and the earth, what will it be like then?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Heavenly principles? What other principles do the people talk about? Let me ask you Dapeng, the people are satellites, spaceships, and space stations, and the heavenly court has not provoked your people, why do you use these things to deter and encroach on them?"

Dapeng said: "That is the scientific progress and development of the people, and it is for the benefit of mankind. ”

The Jade Emperor said: "What kind of factories should be built for development? The big chimney was full of smoke, and there was also the exhaust fumes of the cars and cars, which caused the sky to become a dark miasma. Why are natural disasters and earthquakes, and why can't we open our eyes in hazy weather?"

Dapeng said: "These central leaders all know, that is, like the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who also issued documents repeatedly and repeatedly, for the sake of nature, to control environmental pollution." But Tai Sui Xing sowed so many dragons and became a ** corrupt official who did not carry out orders. If you don't take the dragon in the world... ”

Tai Sui Xing said: "Forget it, it's not easy for you to find God in the world, and God can't complain about the sky.... ”

Dapeng and Tai Sui quarreled fiercely, and the more noisy they were, the bigger their bodies reached the sky. Frightened, the Jade Emperor and the Gods were furious and called for Taishang Laojun to help. The Jade Emperor shouted: "Quickly throw him into the Dan furnace and burn him for seven seven hundred and forty-nine days!" Dapeng only felt that it was in the air, and he was frightened as if he had fallen into the abyss.

It seems like a dream, not a dream, and he still doesn't open his face in anger.

See Chapter 64: Five Dragons' New Crimes of Building an Office Building.