CHAPTER XXIX
I hadn't been to the hotel for more than a week, which made me feel a little rusty, but this feeling completely disappeared the moment I just changed into my waiter clothes......
"Leng Yu, Leng Yu," before I finished changing my clothes, the boss shook his fat head and counted me down, "I heard that you were called to the office by the professor to personally instruct? Don't you know that I am busy here? Don't you want us? Those girls are very happy when they hear that the meeting of the veterans has been temporarily suspended, and they count down every day, and they look forward to your coming back to relieve our boredom, you know?" There are too few innocent young men here, Ah Bing looks like a woman no matter how she looks, and I have already become famous, if you don't come to save them, I'm afraid these girls will rebel!"
"Huh?" I said to the boss dumbfounded, "I don't know, boss, in fact, I wanted to come here for a long time, but the professor ...... him"
"Won't you tell him that you want to work? Don't you know that Professor Bingke knows me very well?" Speaking of this, the boss suddenly approached and stretched out his hand to poke me, and vaguely blinked the pair of small eyes embedded in the fat and whispered, "I heard that your kid is more interested in homosexuality, and he often runs around affectionately holding Ah Bing's hand when he swallows dragons, hehe, when I have time, let's also come to learn from each other......
"Ahem, it's wronged! Boss, this is definitely a rumor!" I hurriedly looked around, afraid that some talkative waitress had "inadvertently" overheard.
"Hey, young man, if people don't know, unless you don't do it, you have to dare to do it, and besides, our Ah Bing is super first-class, even those waitresses are very envious, hum, if it weren't for my wife's strictness, I would have wanted to ...... it a long time ago."
Before the boss could finish speaking, I was dragged away by Ah Bing, who had just returned from delivering dishes from the restaurant.
"Boss, that bastard, really!" Ah Bing pulled me, blushing and said angrily, "As soon as I came today, he told me that homosexuality is good, homosexuality has no burden in life, and asked me if the two of us have ......"
Speaking of this, Ah Bing's face was so red that he couldn't speak, and turned his head angrily, but just saw the boss looking at us with a smile, so he quickly shook off my hand and pouted and said to me: "Yu, we won't pay attention to him in the future!
I was wondering what the boss had asked him, and how did he look so shy......
"Oh, I said Ah Bing, how can you treat an elder who cares for you so much? It makes me so heartbroken!" The boss shook his head sadly, picked up a glass of beer and saluted us, "Come, young man, let me toast you and celebrate your unruly youth!"
At this time, a waitress stopped beside me with a plate, first smiled and looked at Ah Bing, who was blushing and glaring at the boss angrily, and then suddenly blinked slyly and put her mouth close to the root of my ear and whispered: "Hey, what are the two of you? Is it you or he is the main attacker? Don't tell me that it is Ah Bing's main attack, it doesn't look like it!"
I only felt an itch in my ears, and quickly turned my head sideways and asked her curiously: "What is the main attack, I haven't heard of it!"
"What? You dare to be gay without even knowing what your main attack is?" the waitress cried out in surprise, almost dropping the plate in her hand on the ground, "Do you have to say it so clearly and directly to understand?" After speaking, her bright red lips came up again and took a breath of warmth at the root of my ear, and whispered with a smile: "Let me kiss it, and I will tell you!"
Half of my body was almost numb from being blown by her, and I just wanted to nod my head and get closer to let her kiss it, Ah Bing had already covered her ears and shouted: "Why are you people so annoying! Yu, let's go wash the dishes and ignore them!"
"Hey...... Hey, hee-hee, don't run, I haven't kissed you yet!" the waitress shouted with a grin behind me......
As soon as I was pulled by Ah Bing to the edge of the pool, I saw a waitress walk in with a nervous expression and said to the boss: "Boss, the man and woman at the window look like they are going to quarrel......
As soon as she finished speaking, a large number of waitresses crowded to the door and looked outside, even the cook.
"Whatever you see, give me a job!" the boss shouted in the back, but found that none of the waitresses listened to him, so he had to shout, "Please, squat down and let me see if it's okay!"
I looked at the crowd of excited people, shook my head and said to Ah Bing, "Oh my God, is it so nice to quarrel?"
At this time, the boss stood on tiptoe at the door and stretched his neck to look at it and said disdainfully: "Hmph, you want to fight and eat in my shop......?
I looked at the boss in amazement, and I didn't expect that his bloated figure that was about to explode could actually knock down more than a dozen people, but then I heard Ah Bing say: "The boss is bragging again, these people, they are idle all day long, they just want to find excitement, hum." Ah Bing pouted and glanced at the gang, and suddenly touched me with his elbow with a smile, and asked curiously: "Yu, why did Professor Bingke keep you until now, does he like you very much?"
I blinked my eyes, and looked at Ah Bing, who was still angry just now and almost wanted to beat people, but now I was smiling, and remembered that before leaving, the principal repeatedly emphasized that "you can't tell anyone about today's incident, otherwise I will let you sleep with that sand lizard dragon every day", so I had to cough twice and said, "Ah...... I don't know if you like me or not, but the two of us did talk. ”
"Hehe, Professor Bingke rarely likes to talk to boys, you're really amazing! ”
I then remembered that I hadn't eaten lunch yet! I didn't want to, and the thought of being hungry immediately began to gurgle loudly. Alas, I was so preoccupied with Rich's affairs that I forgot to ask the headmaster to invite me to dinner, what a failure...... Huh, Ah Bing laughed so much that he almost fell into the pool.
"I guessed that you must not have eaten, so I specially left you lunch, in my school bag, you go eat first, anyway, there are not many plates, I'll wash it." Ah Bing finally held back a laugh and stretched out his hand to point to the bulging schoolbag in the corner. Seeing that it was still Ah Bing's original schoolbag, I suddenly became inexplicably happy in my heart. Hehe, it seems that Syracuse Moon has failed in the end.
I smiled and handed the plate to Bing, dried my hands, and walked towards my lunch. Being with Ah Bing is happiness, he can think of anything you can't think of, and he cares about you everywhere, and he's like a girl.
"Yu, is it delicious?" Ah Bing turned his head to look at me who was gobbling up while washing the dishes, and suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, how did you eat all the food on your nose......"
Looking at Ah Bing, who happened to be smiling at the moment, the expression on his face was as bright and moving as a delicate girl, my heartbeat suddenly missed a few beats, my breathing stagnated, and my face immediately felt a burst of fire...... I hurriedly lowered my head in a panic, but I couldn't help but sigh secretly, alas...... Ah Bing would be so nice if she were a girl, so considerate, and she slept in the same bed as me, although it was a bunk bed, but it was ...... Oh my God, what am I talking about!
I shook my head, trying to shake the ridiculous idea out of my head, but I couldn't help but think of the topic of happiness that I had discussed with Dumb and Master.
"Dumb, do you know what the happiest thing in the world is?"
"The happiest thing? hehe, the happiest thing...... Probably my cousin came back to me......"
"Oh, do you like your cousin?"
"Hmph, of course, my cousin is ingenious, beautiful, and very considerate of me, alas, but it's a pity that she followed my cousin out on business, and never came back...... But there is a good saying that what you lose is not necessarily the best, but it may be what you want the most. ”
"Oh...... What about you, Master?" I turned around and asked Master, who had been eavesdropping outside the door for a long time.
"Ahem...... Well, mine is much more upscale than Dumb's, hehe, the happiest thing, it's not so easy to think of, first of all, you have to understand what you want most, such as Dumb, what kind of decent woman have you met in your life, alas, pitiful! I'm still a virgin, so I used to beware of him sleeping with you as a girl at night......" At that time, the master shook his head and sighed while avoiding the shoes that Dumb threw over," So, your dumb uncle always thinks that the happiest thing is to find a wife, whether it's a young girl or an old woman, as long as it's a woman......"
"Old man, you don't want to live anymore! Where do I like young girls or old women, I think you like it!" I remember that I was so stupid that I almost threw out the bed.
"Hmph, what I said is based on facts, you said that your cousin was only seven years old when she left you, look, what do you don't like young girls like? How old are you now? Still thinking about your cousin, I think she's probably going to lose her old scum, do you still like old women?!"
Looking at the angry and rampaged dumb on the side, I quickly diverted the topic: "Master, you haven't said yours yet." ”
"Mine, haha! Mine is much more noble......" The master looked up triumphantly and was about to brag, but was suddenly interrupted by Dumb.
"Yes, this old man has been holding back much longer than me, I at least ask to be a living woman, I look at him, I'm afraid that as long as it's a mother, even if it's a hippopotamus, he can be raped immediately......"
I remember that night, the master carried a sword and chased the screaming dumb all the way to the foot of the mountain......
"Yu, isn't there enough food?"
Awakened by Ah Bing's sudden voice, I realized that I was gnawing the poor lunch box that was already empty, and the lunch box was moaning loudly "creaking, creaking", and it was comfortably buckled on my nose.
I embarrassedly took the lunch box off my nose and smirked embarrassedly at Ah Bing, but I couldn't help but feel a wave of curiosity...... Why can't I feel the hatred I felt for Dumb at all in my memories just now?
I think that if I had discussed this topic with Master and the two of them, they would have shouted at me in unison, "Don't say it's a mother's, even if it's a male, I think you'll want it!"
Just as I was still thinking about how to use a sword to hunt down two bastards at the same time, the boss suddenly shouted at me: "Leng Yu, you go out and have a look, go and ask those two people what they want to eat, if not, ask them if they want to book a room......
"Me?" I pointed at myself in confusion and looked at my boss suspiciously, "I'm not that interested in disturbing other people's quarrels!"
The boss approached, put his hand on my shoulder, and said earnestly: "Men should stand up at critical moments! Do you want us innocent and weak people to be implicated in a fierce fight? And just now the beautiful lady was still shouting why there was not even a male waiter, you see, isn't she calling you to go? Don't I often tell you, always remember that the customer is God!"
"Boss, are you also considered a weakling? Didn't you just say that you can't have a problem with ten of you?" Ah Bing turned his head and asked the boss with a grin as he shook the water off the plate.
"Oh, didn't you listen to me because you wanted to be in the beginning? Why don't you young people understand? Don't you look at it, I'm so fat now, I walk panting, and I beat someone, alas...... The boss shook his head with embarrassment as he picked up a kitchen knife from the cutting board, then patted me on the shoulder vigorously and said, "Young man, I absolutely support you spiritually!" Don't worry, once you are in danger, my knife will fly immediately...... It's over!"
Looking at the endless anticipation and stern threat in the boss's eyes, I could only nod my head in agreement...... Alas, isn't it just asking if you still want to eat, do you want to pack a room, what's the big deal!
I walked into the hall with the menu, looked around, and saw that the man and woman were sitting in the same places that I had done with Agali and the others. The boss is really right, that woman is really beautiful! She looks about sixteen years old, about the same age as me, and that curvy figure surprised me and almost spurted a nosebleed, the slender waist is connected to the plump round buttocks, tightly wrapped by a tender white translucent silk shoulderless miniskirt, and the two snowy and slender legs are stacked and sat on the * back chair, the undulating breasts are even more reverie, a blue (blue?!) Her long hair was as smooth and shiny as a waterfall, and her long, beautiful pink neck was set off with great grace, but unfortunately I could only see her side, and I couldn't see what she looked like.
The man on the other side was also very good-looking, in his early twenties, tall, slender and sturdy body wearing a black suit, his golden hair was combed into a cool three-seven open, and the lines on his face were as sharp as if they had been cut by a knife, but the pair of beautiful golden eyes gave me an indescribable weird feeling......
“...... Alan, don't think I don't know the good things you did, hmph, if I say it, I'm afraid you'll be kicked out of the sect by your master tomorrow, so you'd better listen to me obediently, and work against me, you will definitely not get a profit. The man stared at the woman named Alain and took a slow sip of red wine.
The woman snorted coldly, looked at him with disdain, and said mockingly: "Do you want me to listen to you?" ha, I heard that you surrendered your gun in less than half a minute in bed, and you are really a fast gunner, so you still want to sleep with me?
Hearing the sound of "pop", the man was so angry that he crushed the wine glass, and the red wine trickled down his hand to the table, but he suddenly pretended to be indifferent, took out a handkerchief, wiped his hands slowly, and said: "Hmph, don't toast and don't eat and drink, you are just a bitch in your father's eyes, as cheap as your mother, if even your master doesn't want you, then I will see if you can still drag it as now." Don't forget, last time, thanks to my mother, your mother who no one wanted was not locked in the ice cellar!"
The woman trembled with anger, but she didn't speak again, just turned her head to look out the window hatefully.
Seeing this, the man laughed evilly, stretched out his hand and slowly pressed it on the woman's delicate hand like congealed fat, seeing that she just shrank her hand slightly, he no longer resisted, so he gently kneaded it, and said with an obscene smile: "Actually, I know that you and those people are just playing on the spot, if you really like them, you won't kick them out after you're done." As long as you obediently listen to me in the future, I promise your mother that she will ......" As soon as he said this, he heard the man suddenly scream, and the outstretched hand retracted violently like an electric shock, only to see that a small hole had been pierced in the palm of the hand, and dark red blood slowly seeped out from the wound.
Then I realized that the woman was wearing a silver ring on her left ring finger, and in the center of the beautiful sapphire on the ring, a sharp needle was slowly retracting into the gem.
"Skelle, I warn you, don't provoke me, if it weren't for the fact that your mother saved my mother once, I would have stabbed you with a poisonous needle just now. The woman said coldly, shaking the ring on her hand as she spoke.
The man's face changed, and he seemed to be furious, and I knew that I was not good, so I immediately stepped forward, nodded politely, and said, "I'm sorry to disturb the two of you, do you want anything else?"
"Get out of the way! don't you see us talking?!" the man jerked to his feet and yelled at me.
I smiled awkwardly and turned my head to look at the surprised people around me, not knowing what to say, but the woman also stood up, turned her head and smiled at me...... Suddenly, I only felt a sudden light in front of my eyes, and my heart began to beat wildly, and I immediately felt a burst of shortness of breath...... ......On that incomparably delicate and sweet face, a pair of blue eyes were as pure and immaculate as stars, the red lips were as delicate as cherries, the straight nose was delicate and lovely, and the slender curved eyebrows were as elegant and beautiful as they were painted. I stared at her face and almost dropped the menu on the floor. But I heard her say impatiently: "Thank you, but it's a pity that in the face of this scoundrel, I really don't have the appetite to eat, help me settle the bill." ”
"Alain, don't be embarrassed, there is a kind of you drank this glass of severance wine today," the man picked up the red wine in front of Alain, but I clearly saw that the moment his hand touched the glass, he deliberately covered the wine glass with his palm, and took advantage of covering Alain's vision, and quickly threw a small red pill into the wine, and deliberately shook it slightly twice when he picked it up, so that the small pill quickly dissolved in the wine," As long as you drink it, I will never bother you again in the future, hum, but you don't expect my mother to say anything good about your mother again......"
Alan looked at the glass of wine, frowned slightly, seemed to be engaged in a fierce ideological struggle in his heart, and was about to stretch out his hand, but hesitated again.
"Hehe, that's right," the man looked at Alan with a smile, and was about to put down the glass of wine, "Why do you have to go against me? You also know that the person who goes against me will never end well, I think we will go find a place where no one is around, and have a good talk......"
Unexpectedly, Alan gritted his teeth and suddenly took the glass of wine, tilted his neck sharply, and was about to drink the glass of wine, I was shocked in my heart, and immediately shouted: "Don't drink it!
"Damn boy, you're looking for death!" the man shouted at me, threatening to come up and grab me by the collar. I was hesitating how to fight back to make him honest all at once, when I suddenly felt a burst of extremely cold ice rush towards my chest.
I was just about to resist, but a shiny silver fork suddenly flew to Skyer's throat like an electric switch, Skyle's face changed, and he quickly dodged to the side, and at the same time let go of me, and then I heard a soft sound of "duh", and the silver fork had sunk into the wooden wall. I straightened my collar, but I heard Alain say lightly, "Skelle, what are you doing with such a weak heart......"
Skell laughed twice, glared at me fiercely, and then said to Alain: "This kid dares to slander my personality, of course I'm angry, Alain, you don't want to think about it, with our friendship for more than ten years, even if we have a stiff fight, I can't drug you." ”
Alan first looked at me suspiciously, then put the wine glass to his nose and sniffed it, his face suddenly changed color, and he said fiercely to Skyer: "Skyer, you should know that there are only two things I hate the most in my life, the first is that someone is using my mother to blackmail me, and second, someone is drugging me!" After speaking, he raised his hand suddenly, poured a glass of red wine on Skyle's face, and then pointed to the door and said coldly: "While I don't want to kill people now, get out of here!"
"Haha, I'm afraid of you, you treasures aren't here, what kind of cow are you!" Skell sneered, slowly wiping the wine off his face with a handkerchief, "I'll spend it with you today, I want to see how powerful the genius in your master's mouth is......"
Before the word "step" could be spoken, Skell suddenly covered his face and staggered back a few steps, hissing out, "You...... What kind of poison did you have!"
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, this Alain is really witty, just now I knew that the wine was poisonous, but she asked me to explain the mystery, and pretended not to believe it, how do I know that she took advantage of the time when Skell and I were fighting, she had already put another pill in the wine.
"I have no interest in poisoning you and me, don't worry, as long as you wash it with the urine of the Ceratosaurus within an hour, your beautiful face will be saved. ”
“...... Lan'er, please, hurry up and give me the antidote, it hurts...... It hurts me!! " Skell cried out in pain as he rubbed his face vigorously, and almost fell to his knees and kowtowed to beg for mercy.
"How many times have I told you, don't call me Lan'er! Is this what you called! If you scream again, believe it or not, I'll cut off your thing and feed it to the dogs! Get out of here! If you don't get out, I'll castrate you immediately!" Alain grabbed the knife on the table and pointed at the door and yelled at Skeyle.
"Good, good, good...... Calculate...... Count you ...... ruthlessly," Skell threatened Alain with a trembling voice, and I couldn't help but laugh at the strange tone.
"You kid...... Also...... Remember, too, I can't spare you......" He shuddered, glared at me viciously with the eyes peeking out of his fingers, turned around and fled the hotel in embarrassment. I was glared at by him for a while, and when I thought about what he had just done, I knew that he was definitely not the kind of person who would give up......
Alain looked out the window and disappeared into the street, then slowly breathed a sigh of relief, put the knife on the table, took a sip of red wine from the bottle, eased his chest a little, and suddenly turned his head to me and smiled: "How much?"
I looked at her incomparably sweet smile and was stunned, and after discovering my gaffe, I quickly lowered my hot face, looked at the price list and said, "Hmm...... Twelve Silver Rook?!"Oh my God!What are they eating?!
Alan nodded, took out a bill worth twenty silver rukh from his bag, handed it to me, and said, "Thank you just now, and the rest of the money will be used as a tip." After speaking, he paused, looked me up and down, and suddenly laughed again: "I haven't noticed it, it turns out that there are handsome guys here, why do you have to wear a mask?"
I awkwardly touched my mask and said, "I ......"
"Forget it, I won't force you if I don't want to say it, but no matter how I think you are, you don't look like a member of the Chia clan. By the way, I'll tell your boss later, don't always stand at the door stupidly with a kitchen knife and look at people, that will scare away customers, hehe......" After speaking, she threw an extremely cute wink at me sweetly, and when my heart beat uncontrollably again, she turned around and walked out of the door gracefully.
I watched her beautiful back disappear outside the door, blinked, thinking about the super moving wink she threw at me just now, and then exhaled a long breath from my lungs that had been suffocating for a long time. Oh my God, she must have been glancing at the mirror a lot, otherwise how could she make such a heart-pounding expression?
"What did that little cutie say about me just now?"
I was startled by the sudden voice, and when I turned around, I saw the boss standing behind me with a kitchen knife and a grin, staring at the direction of the woman's departure with his eyes.
"Uh...... Ahem, she said that you look so powerful, you should go to join the army, it's a pity to get a kitchen knife......"
"Oh, hehe......" The boss hurriedly hid the kitchen knife behind him in embarrassment, and waved to the other customers with a smile, "Everyone continue to eat......, continue to eat!
"Yu, that man was so fierce just now! I thought he was going to beat you. Ah Bing watched me return safely, so he put down the hand covering his chest and said to me with a sigh of relief.
"But that guy looks very good!" I winked at Ah Bing playfully, watching Ah Bing wrinkle his little nose and spit out his cute tongue in disdain, and couldn't help laughing.
"By the way, Ah Bing, do you like Long Di a lot?" I suddenly remembered that I had seen Ah Bing looking at Long Di, and I couldn't help but ask. Seriously, I'm really worried that he's going to like men.
"Huh?" Ah Bing blinked, tilted his head and frowned for a moment before saying, "No......"
I looked at Ah Bing in horror, this reaction didn't look like the normal reaction of a boy. If someone asks me if I like Rondi, if I don't know someone, I don't hear it, I don't know it, it's a big deal, if a man I know dares to ask me, I will cut it without saying a word, and if a woman asks, I will use my actions and love to make her understand my sexuality thoroughly...... Ahem.
"But I see the last time you saw him on the playground, he seemed to be distracted. I cautiously bent down and carefully observed the expression on Ah Bing's face. But Ah Bing was still stupid and walked into my trap.
"Ahh............h
Speaking of this, Ah Bing suddenly saw my surprise on his face, and then he reacted suddenly, wrinkled his cute nose unrelentingly, pinched my arm fiercely, and said angrily: "People are still so worried about you just now! Hmph, I won't pay attention to you anymore!"
"Ouch, spare me, Bing! I don't dare anymore...... Ah, boss, what kind of eyes are you, we are absolutely innocent!Oh, this is not pinched by Ah Bing, it was just accidentally bitten by a fly, do you say, Ah Bing...... Wow!"
I finally escaped the pitch-black rag that Ah Bing threw over with great difficulty, and I smirked awkwardly, thinking about how to make amends to Ah Bing, but suddenly found that there was already a large crowd of chattering people around me.
"Alas, I didn't expect homosexuality to be so popular! I was so envious of the screaming just now......
"Yes, yes, isn't it often said that dog men and women in love are usually hot and unreasonable, but it doesn't seem to be applicable here......"
"Eh, who was there just to call for spring......
"Yu, judging from the intensity of your scream just now, Ah Bing must have been in the wrong place again......"