The moonlight lady didn't seem to hear it, her attention was all in her brain, she didn't ask about her birthday, she didn't care about her age, she just kept reading it with her mouth......

The stupid nun flew in and put her ear directly to her mouth, but she didn't hear what was being said.

Unlike her, I was nervous, and I pricked up my ears high, and even if I could hear them, it was harder than the language of the stars......

I don't know how long I thought about it, but I finally came back to my senses, held a wine glass in one hand, and said to everyone: "The nun and Wu Gang are fated to be a natural pair!"

"Fart! The nun is my wife, how can she have a relationship with someone else?"

No one answered, I don't know if I was pretending to be deaf and dumb, or if I didn't hear it, anyway......

Moonlight Niangniang took a sip again, and sang loudly: "The bright moon is dignified, heaven and earth are on each side, and a big red rope is tied to marriage......;

Chang'e laughed in a pandering voice: "Wonderful, wonderful! There happens to be something, please take a look at the moon god?"

The more I listened, the more awkward I became, what is the moon god?

Chang'e glared at me and said, "I don't understand, I want to ask: do you know how the moon god of Moonlight Niangniang came from?"

I came up with bad morals and threw out, "Whoever she came to be, isn't she trying to get my wife to someone else?"

Moonlight Niangniang smiled and said: "It seems that you don't understand! People have eight characters of birth, and there are five elements of life; as long as all things are born together, marriage can have a good time." ”

Although I don't understand this, I have one thing: I can't give birth to my wife to someone else!

Chang'e didn't think so, and stopped her sharply: "Okay! Moon God, God has promised me the master of the rabbit, help me see if this kind of marriage is suitable?"

Moonlight Niangniang took a sip and coughed non-stop......

I secretly cursed in my heart: "Why don't you choke her to death!

Chang'e panicked, flashed with her hand, and a jade cup appeared, with hot smoke inside, and handed it over......

The moonlight lady turned to her mouth, sip after sip, a small cup, and couldn't finish it......

coughed vigorously for a while before handing the cup to Chang'e, and smacked his chest hard to slow down......

What does Chang'e want to do? Wu Gang was always worried about ......

Moonlight Niangniang didn't ask, she took another sip, and understood better than anyone else; "As the name suggests, the rabbit master is the same generation as Chang'e, and this kind of marriage is a good match!"

"Is she drunk? Talking crazy things, how old is Chang'e, how can she be my wife?"

The moonlight lady threw the wine glass, neither flew into Wu Gang's hands, nor fell hard, just flashed and disappeared......

"It's a god! Can a broken wine glass be changed?"

Moonlight Niangniang pointed to my ear, gritted her teeth and said, "You and Chang'e have made cooked rice, do you dare to say that there is no marriage?"

Who told her that she even knew this?

Moonlight Niangniang also quietly told me an unknown event: "Chang'e's husband, Hou Yi, was killed a long time ago! She has been widowed, and it was not easy to find you, so you need to be cared for!"

"Hou Yi was killed, I can't believe it!" I was always worried that he would come to me to settle accounts.

Chang'e somehow got it, took a sip of a golden cup in her hand, and asked, "Moon God, how is it?"

The moonlight lady fell crookedly and flew in front of Chang'e, as if she had something very important to say...... Unexpectedly, as soon as he got closer, he only threw out a sentence: "I'm leaving!

Chang'e took a few big sips and shouted, "Don't send it! ”

The moonlight lady kicked her legs and floated away, and when she saw it flash with her own eyes, she disappeared......

It seems that wine has little effect on her, and I thought to myself: she is really a man of God!

A strange phenomenon happened: the toad bed came over like a human and shouted, "Auntie, where do you want to rest?"

I was confused and stared at me and asked, "What does this mean?"

The toad didn't answer, didn't even look back, and just stared at the ...... with a pair of round drum eyes

I was so angry that I really wanted to punch it with a fist, didn't I understand everything?

Chang'e glared at me, faced the toad bed and said, "We are going to the dormitory to rest, hurry up!"

Of course I had an opinion: "Why tell it, it's just a broken bed, doesn't it have its own place?"

The nun came over and said in front of Chang'e, "I want to find a place with my husband?"

Chang'e pointed her finger at Wu Gang and replied: "From now on, he will be your husband! Go ahead! There are open-air toad beds everywhere, and no one peeps; whatever you want, you can do whatever you want!"

The nun pursed her lips and muttered, "Who will follow it? How old is it? Didn't you stick a flower in cow dung for nothing?"

Wu Gang took the initiative and stood by the osmanthus tree and shouted: "Bride, I want to make osmanthus clothes for you and tie your osmanthus head!

The nun didn't think so, she had a big opinion, and spat in her face and said: "Osmanthus is smelly and fragrant, and it can suffocate people! Whoever gets the soul of osmanthus will bring bad luck; you better go find someone else!"

Chang'e glared and scolded: "Be bold, I'm the master here! Marry you to him, that is, his person, don't be verbose!"

I thought about it for a long time, and it felt more and more wrong, as if I was going to cuckold me in person, and I had to fight: "One daughter cannot marry two husbands; since the nun promised to marry me, she will always be my person!"

Chang'e didn't think like this, she insisted on going her own way, and said: "Come here, your marriage has been deleted, I will marry you, you are my person!

The toad bed bent over, bounced up, and went directly into the dormitory, stopping at the gate and shouting, "Come on! I'll wait for you?"

What are you waiting for? Isn't it just a broken bed? Will you become a human being?

Chang'e held my hand tightly, as if she was afraid of running away, and said to Wu Gang: "You should also rest!"

Wu Gang's sweet feeling was written on his face, but the nun was a woman I had not studied, and she was actually snatched away by him, and she was very depressed......

Chang'e was prepared and whispered: "I still want to run after eating tofu, do you know what will happen if you are lonely?"

I didn't want to hear it, so I stared at Wu Gang with hateful eyes and shouted, "Don't touch my wife!

Wu Gang laughed stupidly and said something I didn't understand: "It's not over, it's not over, it's always endless anyway." ”

Chang'e dragged me into the dormitory alive with the strength of breastfeeding, opened the bejeweled curtains, and presented a large moonlight bed in front of me......

I was confused, staring at it for a long time: the round bed, like a bright mirror, through which the moonlight came through, without sheets......

How does this kind of bed sleep? It seems to be lying on a round mirror, will it fall? So, what about the toad bed that just came in? Will it be a blatant peeping?

Chang'e didn't say a word, and pressed me on the full moon bed alive, before she could lie down......

The full moon gate opened, and it was very beautiful inside, full of gold and sparkling with all kinds of diamonds......

I didn't expect Chang'e to live in such a beautiful palace alone, where did she get the money?

Chang'e whispered into my ear: "Don't be verbose! Look more, I will be with you from now on!"

I'd love to see the beds here, are they beautiful or not?

A face appeared on his head, and immediately the nun's voice came: "Old woman, don't try to take away my husband!

Chang'e almost burst out, this little demon girl actually had the ability to follow over, shouting: "Your man has changed, don't stare at ...... with a pair of greedy eyes"

The nun was not afraid, and said, "Old woman, you may not know who I am? Don't think it's easy to deceive! In fact, I know everything." ”

"What are you cheating? Isn't this the Guanghan Palace? Who has the final say? When you come here, you have to listen to me!"

The nun actually threw out a sentence: "I want to leave this ghost place with my husband!"

Chang'e glared at her red eyes and scolded: "You are really a guy who doesn't know the height of the sky! You think this is a mortal and can use magic to control everything - escape and let me see?"

The nun could not argue with her, and with a wave of her hand, she shrunk me, burrowed me into her hand, flashed, and was gone......

Chang'e was very shocked and ordered: "Capture the demon girl!"

The full moon bed flicked and flew out of the dormitory, revealing a big mouth and shouting: "Chang'e Niangniang has an order, arrest ......."

Wu Gang was the busiest, wearing colorful clothes and a talisman sword at his waist, flying into the sky to make a gesture......

The toad bed came out, there were more than a dozen of them, turned into a human in a few circles, and shouted to Wu Gang: "Stepfather, where should we start?"

A dozen osmanthus sticks were bounced in the air and thrown to the ground, and they held them in their hands, and without saying a word, they followed closely......

Wu Gang looked around, pulled out the talisman sword at his waist, and shouted to the front: "Rush!"