Chapter 26: Yuri's Paradowness
"Yo, really, I thought Yuri was wasteful enough, but I didn't expect there to be a person who was even more wasteful than Yuli. The scathing man, upholding his true nature, began to ridicule Li Jun.
"But why do I look at you like that? Oh, because you're so ordinary, I don't have any idea about you. The mean man said with a mouth full of flowing water, and a few mud legs around him looked flattering, very good at figuring out what he wanted, and laughed very funny when he saw the situation.
Li Jun wanted to speak and stopped, Tie Qing had a blue face, and he was stupid and planned to leave.
It's better to lose face here than to study with a group of elementary school students.
Li Jun as a transfer student of the special class, except for the special class and a very few professors and provost, Li Jun can hide it, and he has been here for three or four months, except for playing with a group of small pot friends, the rest of the students dare not get close at all, for fear that others will ask you: Friend, which class......?
"Abominable school, hateful provost!" Li Jun cursed in broken thoughts, endured his anger, grinded his teeth and planned to leave.
"Dashu millet ......" A weak call came, Li Jun looked up and found that last night, he touched the little Lori in front of his window, holding a little bear, and was looking at himself.
"I want to eat candy. ”
Li Jun had a black line in his head, it was too unusual! In broad daylight, he asked for things from himself, and he said it confidently, not shy at all.
"The mouth of the eater is short, and the hand of the taker is short, the little lady is careful that she can't grow taller in the future, and the mouth becomes short and thick, and it is not beautiful at all. Li Jun frightened.
Little Lori wrinkled her cute Joan nose and blinked her big clear eyes, obviously a little frightened and a little cramped.
"Li Jun, scare us! Yesterday Babasha told us, saying that you promised to buy us candy to eat. A large group of Xiao Zhengtai and Lori came out of nowhere, with a small face, surrounded Li Jun in the center, and had a collective posture of fighting Li Jun.
Li Jun smiled indifferently, straightened his waist, put one hand behind his waist, hated that he didn't have a feather fan in his hand, and pretended to be Master Zhuge .
"When did you say yes?"
"Last night, you acquiesced!"
"Oh?
"The default is to say yes. A Lori whispered shyly.
"I remember, in the imperial dictionary, there is no explanation, default is equivalent to a promise, tsk, little students, your studies still need to be improved. Li Jun shook his head.
A few people tugged at Barbasha and motioned for her to say a few words.
"The ......"
"Is your name Barbasha?" Li Jun smiled kindly at the little Lori, revealing a few silver-white teeth.
Babasha was stunned, oh.
"Lovely name. Li Jun rubbed Babasha's hair, causing the latter's face to turn red and he was silent.
"Oh my God, Babasha is going to be abducted by that villain!" cried out a little fat man, clutching his heart sadly.
"A bunch of little kids, little ghosts, how can they know everything? Go and go, stay where it's cool, don't say you know me. Li Jun peeked around and found that the gang was looking at him with a blank and surprised expression.
"Odin, if I'm not mistaken, these kids are supposed to be students in a special class, right? Why are they with that big boy who is even worse than Yuri the eighteen-year-old magic apprentice...... So familiar?" A fourth-grader stabbed his companion with his elbow.
The man, named Odin, was also at a loss.
"He's a big bad guy, a weird guy who specializes in bullying children!" A cute child blinked his eyes, tried to squeeze out a few tears, and accused the rest of Li Jun's "crime".
Looking at the cute child's acting skills so amazingly, coupled with the help of other children's papers, people who don't know think how much they abuse them.
Babasha is a good girl, like other little girls, standing quietly aside, looking at her toes, not interjecting and splashing sewage, nor explaining for Li Jun.
"How many Tianshan children have been cultivated in the evil society of another world?" Li Jun opened his mouth wide and was stunned.
"But, you say, why is he so familiar with you? How old are you...... I can't really play together. Ellie glanced at Li Jun and asked.
"Hey, chick, what kind of eyes are you indignant?" Li Jun exclaimed indignantly.
A cute boy replied, "Because we are classmates with him - classmates in the same class!"
Everyone was stunned, time seemed to stand still, and at that moment, Li Jun seemed to hear it, and everyone's breathing stagnated for 0.01 seconds.
"It's over......," Li Jun howled miserably as he looked up to the sky.
﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡
"Li Jun, why do you want to hide the fact that we are in the same class? Are we not energetic and cute enough......?"
"Or are we not humorous enough, quiet enough?"
"Aren't we treating you badly? We entrust you with the labor you are fighting for every day......
"What is this? It's trust! It's enough friends, true classmates!"
"It's so shameless! It's shameless, it's really shameless!"
Every step Li Jun took, he had to listen to a bunch of children's papers, endless chattering crusades, spitting stars splashed the white robe, and sprayed his face.
After going around the stadium a few times, the physical strength of these bear children finally ran out, and they were lying on the track one by one, tired and panting, only a few little Loli sitting in the stands, eating snacks, staring at Li Jun with blinking eyes, and shouting coquettishly: "Go catch him, he's going to run!"
"I didn't ...... It's gone, my dear Babasha, and I beg you to get him back, and when we're full, we'll grind him again......" The little fat man shook his finger at Babasa.
Babasha wrinkled her delicate nose and muttered arrogantly: "People are not you what dear Babasha, besides, how tiring it is to run, I have to take a shower after sweating." ”
After getting rid of a bunch of difficult little kids, Li Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief and strolled through the garden, planning to find a bench and take a nap.
I came out of the house at five o'clock, and it was almost half past six o'clock, and there was still about an hour before the morning self-study.
"Huh?" Li Jun looked to the side and found the man named Yuli, sitting on a bench with his back bent, his eyes empty and full of a hint of twilight.
"Hey, buddy, don't you mind if I do this, right?" Li Jun said hello, carried a bottle of rum, and sat down directly.
"The ancients: There is less to use wine to dispel sorrows, I invite you to this bottle, I take a sip of you, what can't you think of?" Li Jun took out two goblets, poured a glass for Yuli first, and then poured a glass for himself.
Yuri had a zombie face and directly dried the orange-yellow rum in the goblet in his hand.
After three cups in a row, Yuli's tense zombie face loosened slightly, and there was a faint flush.
"Why did I drink three glasses in a row, and instead of drinking less, I borrowed more to relieve my sorrows?" asked Yuri.
"Uh, what's this......" Li Jun's eyes rolled and flickered: "Because you haven't drunk it for a certain time, after all, the ancients are all 'clouds', no matter how big your reason is, can you still be bigger than the ancients?"
"The ancients, which sage of Canaan once said this...... What 'cloud' is coming from?"
"If you want me to say that you are only a shallow learner, no wonder people ......"
Yuri sighed and bowed her head in grief.
Li Jun hurriedly waved his hand and said, "That's not what I said, and it's not you...... This cloud is the ancients of my hometown...... As the sages said, my hometown is so remote that the entire Koro people don't necessarily know where my hometown is. ”
Li Jun brought the big flicker stunt into full play, with a three-inch incorruptible tongue, flickering back and forth, and finally flickered the bottle of rum, and Yuli's conversation box gradually opened.
"Ah, the wine is gone. Li Jun was annoyed and controlled the empty wine bottle, and said, "I'm just going to have this bottle of wine, and I'm not happy to drink it." ”
"I still have a few bottles of good wine in my dormitory, you can bring them over and drink them with me. Yuli said slightly drunk.
Li Jun immediately jumped up, ran out with a smoke, and then ran back again, and asked, "What time is your dormitory?"
Yuli chuckled and said, "You also said that you are familiar with me, so I look at you so much, I don't even know my dormitory number." ”
"I'm not your little lover, why do I have to know your dormitory number?" Li Jun said angrily.
"Oh, yes......"
Pushing open the door of Yuri's dormitory, as an ordinary student, he did not enjoy a separate house like a student in a special class.
This is a four-person room, it's almost seven o'clock, and I'm still half-asleep, and the girls' dormitory passing by has already gotten up from the quilt, putting on makeup, taking a bath, and tying my hair.
Emptying out the wine box that Yuri had secretly hidden, he silently carried back two bottles, took three bottles, and rushed out of the door.
The evil school does not allow drinking, does not allow the smoking of marks, Li Jun's little savings, is to use some less, if you don't pour some home at this time, it will be too sorry for yourself.
Poo!
Uncorked the bottle, and the two of them drank happily with the bottle.
"Actually, the people who can live are the biggest successes......
"The aristocracy is in power, the royal family is weak, and the commoners are like pigs and dogs, cooking and slaughtering wantonly, and there is happiness and stability at all?
So, what's wrong with my heart for the nobility?"
"That bitter man, who is proud of his aristocratic status, has been pampered since he was a child, and has always used the best, while I, a little commoner, a grain of yellow carbon in a pile of, have been cultivated by the school and become a noble magician, but what is the use? I have tried ten times, a hundred times, and the other party, with only a little medicine and a medicinal meal, can withstand my countless efforts, this is not fair!
I want to be a nobleman, the only and supreme nobleman! trample all the nobles under my feet, treat the royal family as child's play, control the government, and dominate the empire for thousands of years......"
Listening to what Yuli said later, Li Jun decisively took away the rum in his hand and pulled his legs away.
Before parting, Li Jun was a good person to the end, and a big-footed girl kicked Yuli, who was crazy and talking nonsense, into the small pond, and shouted: "Come on, someone, someone has fallen into the water!"
After that, the soles of his feet were smeared with oil and flashed decisively.