The 121st I'm a Singer!

Updated at 11 a.m. on September 20, 2015

In the last book, Brother Fan rolled his eyes and said sharply: "Yo, the first time I heard that he was so poor that he donated blood every three days, Niu Er, who sold sperm every two days, still has friends.

Emperor Tang rubbed his temples violently and commanded Xie Tianji: "Beat the dead, look at your face, and throw the dung pit after the beating." Xie Tianji said that his voice was good, he stepped forward and picked up the big slap of the pu fan and went straight to the right side of Brother Fan's face.

Brother Fan looked at the slap that was getting closer and closer with contempt.His mouth was slightly open.He only sang softly, "I love to take a bath.My skin is good.Oh oh oh~~~" Suddenly, Emperor Tang and the other six people and the Bull Demon King rolled on the ground in pain. Hard, hard, oh, baby, don't stop."

After kicking for half an hour, Brother Fan shouted "Stop", and then said: "Niu Er, don't say that Brother Fan won't give you a way to live, you should sell blood tomorrow morning, you should sell sperm, you should sell sperm, I will come to get the money at noon, if not, Brother will take you directly to the hospital to sell your kidneys."

Brother Fan and his party swaggered away, and the seven people on the ground helped each other up, except for the Bull Demon King, who was all apprehensive.

The Bull Demon King was covered in blood, and the back of his scarred head was kicked out again a few days ago.

Emperor Tang put his back molars in the palm of his hand, which was kicked out, very embarrassed, and was beaten in the past few days. Last time, this tooth was loosened by the big mouth of the Eighteen Arhats. This time, it was directly kicked off by a leather shoe.

Put away Xie Tianji with a manhole cover, and let him go to the dentist to rush to work.Emperor Tang faced the Bull Demon King.smiled slightly and said: "Brother doesn't have to mind.People are floating in the rivers and lakes.How can you not be knifed.Come.Tell my brother why I have a strong mana.But I can't get a few gangsters.Why does that Brother Fan sing a lyric.I have a headache and let others slaughter."

The Bull Demon King sighed and walked out of the door to see that the good wine he had sold had been soaked in the land, and he shook his head in distress.

Emperor Tang wondered and asked, "Even if you sing, I can do it."

The Bull Demon King smiled bitterly: "Before entering the Heavenly Demon Realm, Lao Niu was also a frequent visitor to KTV.It's a pity that everyone can sing.But not everyone can become a singer.And the singer is only the lowest rank in the Heavenly Demon Realm.In order, there are singers.singers.

Emperor Tang stroked his forehead again and rubbed his temples violently.After a stick of incense, Emperor Tang raised his head and asked, "Is the magic weapon useful here?"

The Bull Demon King grinned, bared his teeth in pain, and said: "I don't know if your magic weapon can be used or not. Anyway, the old cow's ox fork can win the creation of heaven and earth when it is in the heavenly realm.

Emperor Tang's mind moved, Qing'er's purple gold and red gourd appeared in his hand, only to hear Emperor Tang shout loudly: "Gulagas." Xiao Gu was looking in the mirror to see if he had been broken, and when he heard this, he turned around and shouted, "What is the boss doing?" The Purple Gold Red Gourd did not suck Xiao Gu in.Emperor Tang was depressed and tried a few more magic weapons.All of them were ineffective.Alas.A long sigh asked: "It seems that I can only study how to become a singer."

The Bull Demon King said happily: "I have studied the old cow for tens of thousands of years, and finally came to a conclusion. This forced thing depends on talent. Some children are just seven or eight years old and sing a nursery rhyme, and the whole family is dead.

Emperor Tang slapped his thigh excitedly when he heard this, and said: "It's easy to rely on talent, I have a lot of everything, and I have the most brothers.

After that, the Tang Emperor led everyone into the inner world of the manhole cover in the blink of an eye, and commanded Xie Tianji to say a few words.

The first horn is called "Village Pass", which is dedicated to the village, and the voice can cover any corner of the village.

Xie Tianji copied the "Purple Cloud Pass" and shouted loudly: "Brothers, comrades-in-arms, Dysand folks, hello, I am the Grand Governor of the Purple Cloud Empire, Xie Tianji, and now announce Your Majesty's will.

Suddenly, the heavens and the earth exploded, those who planted the land were no longer planted, those who sold melons were no longer sold, those who were holding a scalpel to cut their appendix were not cut, and even those who opened the shampoo room turned off the small pink lamp.

Due to the large number of people, the Tang Emperor stipulated that the competition venue is the open space at the door of the Bull Demon King's house, and the unit is a thousand people, and each unit sings for a total of four minutes.

The first group of thousands of people in front of the Tang Emperor sat on the dragon chair and said softly: "Begin." As soon as the voice fell, the voices were boiling, all kinds of nationalities, bel canto, rock, and pop opened together, and there was also a player who played bbox, and the Tang Emperor watched intently for four minutes.

One of the old ladies in their forties was unwilling to fail, crying: "Your Majesty, don't panic, I still have a trill, and I have a high voice.Ah~~~" The wine glass in the hand of the Tang Emperor was shattered.82-year-old Lafite sprinkled a crotch of his pants

Emperor Tang was furious.What the is this player.Tearing your throat is worse than killing a pig.Ordered the city public security bureau to detain this girl for fifteen days for disturbing public order.

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