Chapter 12: You don't know how to count
Hua Shenguang slowly stood up, shook off the fan, glanced at everyone very confidently, and finally his gaze stayed on Yang Yun.
Yang Yun saw that someone refuted his opinion in public, a trace of unhappiness flashed in his eyes, but he quickly covered it up, and he smiled with a fat face: "Oh, it turns out that Hua Gongzi still has something to say, I don't know what Hua Gongzi has to say, or is it a better way?"
Hua Shenguang smiled and said: "Gao Jian, there is a problem, just now Yang Gongzi said: Since everyone here agrees, in order to avoid cheating, today's topic will be given by Princess Feixue, and everyone will play on the spot, then please show your talents, right?"
Yang Yun thought about it and responded: "Yes, Princess Feixue's question is the most suitable." ”
Hua Shenguang shook his head and looked at Yang Yun with a puzzled expression: "Yang Gongzi didn't say what he said, right!" said from left to right, counting one by one, from one to twenty-three, a total of twenty-three people were present.
"Young Master Yang, if I'm not wrong, it's twenty-three people in total, right?" Hua Shenguang looked at Yang Yun with a smile.
Yang Yun frowned, he didn't know what Hua Shenguang was going to do, he chuckled, and replied: "Yes, it is indeed twenty-three people, after Hua Gongzi is a master in the literary world, can't he even count them?" After speaking, Yang Yun smiled evilly, and when the others heard this, they were also secretly funny, this Yang Yun is also very powerful, and the two sentences pointed the finger at Hua Shenguang, wanting to damage his reputation.
Yang Yun's father, Yang Tianling, is the dean of the Tai Academy, and has always been dissatisfied with Hua Xingwen, he thinks that Hua Xingwen has been named by everyone as the title of "literary master", which does not match the name, and thinks that he is the first in the text. Therefore, Yang Yun does not play with Hua Shenguang on weekdays, which is why this poetry meeting, the other people invited are all characters who have attainments in literature, but only Hua Shenguang is not, with Hua Shenguang, then everyone will have fun.
Hua Shenguang knew what these people were doing, so he came this time to mess up this poetry competition. Anyway, he is a scumbag in the eyes of everyone, a mud that can't stick to the wall, so he has to rot out of the level and style.
Hua Shenguang waited for Yang Yun to take the lead in attacking, so that he could refute openly. "Haha!" Hua Shenguang laughed twice, with a very strange look, like a child who entered the zoo for the first time to see a gorilla, he looked around Yang Yun, and slowly shook his head and sighed as he walked, seeing that everyone was at a loss.
Princess Feixue, who saw Hua Shenguang for the first time, had even more eyes shining, wanting to see if this famous young master in Shangjing had a problem with his head.
Yang Yun was even more annoyed, it was not pleasant to be looked at like this, the key was that he was still being watched like this by a stupid person who couldn't be saved, not to mention how annoyed he was. "Hua Shenguang, what are you going to do?" finally couldn't bear it anymore, and Yang Yun yelled.
Hua Shenguang was so frightened that he jumped back, patted his chest and said: "Yang Gongzi, Yang Gongzi, I thought you were a Sven, but I didn't expect that in front of all the literary masters, there would be an earth-shattering roar, and you would scare everyone like this." Let's meet friends today with a text, not a martial arts competition, let alone a louder voice than anyone! There are so many young masters, it's okay to scare them, but in front of three beauties who are well-known in the capital, they will lose their identity as sons. The most important thing is that among these three beauties, there is also my fiancée of Hua Shenguang!"
Speaking of this, Hua Shenguang deliberately smiled at Sun Yueqing, ushered in Sun Yueqing's cold gaze, and then continued: "Yang Gongzi really deserves to be the son of the dean of the Tai Academy, in this kind of scholarly disciple, Gongzi is really different. ”
"Hua Shenguang, what do you want to say?" Instead, Sun Yueqing was angry, he actually openly said that he was his fiancée in front of the public, which was simply a shame for her, and having a marriage relationship with Hua Shenguang was her biggest shame in the past few years, but she didn't expect to be said in public today, but she couldn't argue, because before withdrawing from her family, this was still an established fact. How does this not make her angry?
Hua Shenguang smiled, and was directly immune to her attitude, and said: "It's still Yueqing who understands me, knows what I want to say, and what I want to express, then Ben Gongzi will be reluctant to explain it to everyone." ”
Sun Yueqing heard Hua Shenguang call her Yueqing, her face was blue and red for a while, if it weren't for so many people present, I'm afraid Hua Shenguang would have fallen at her feet.
"Yang Gongzi, Yang Gongzi, I didn't expect you to be inferior to this son, although this son is dull, but this number can still be counted clearly. And you're such a big person, you can't even count them, and the saddest thing in life is this, hey!"
Yang Yun saw Hua Shenguang mocking him in public, and his face turned blue with anger, this sudden change made him not mentally prepared at all, he actually stood there, just wanted to say something, and squeezed out a word from his mouth: "You ......" was immediately snatched away by Hua Shenguang: "You, just now it was clear that everyone here agrees, there are a total of twenty-three people here, of course, including this son and me, this is what I just counted, there is no mistake!" But obviously I didn't speak, didn't answer, didn't agree, can't you see, I remember that you were still looking at my side just now, and Brother Wanfu can testify to this!"
Li Wanfu thought about it, Yang Yun was indeed greeting him just now, so he nodded and confirmed.
"My son doesn't agree, so of course I can't say that 'everyone here' agrees. I think that Yang Gongzi is a knowledgeable and educated person, and he will definitely not turn a blind eye to my Hua Shenguang, nor will he ignore the existence of my Hua Shenguang, otherwise he would not have written it to me in his own handwriting, and please paste it and write: I respectfully invite the grandson of the old man Wenhua of Daping Guo's literary circle, to present a poem for us in Zuihualou on May 1, for our admiration!"
Hua Shenguang didn't know when he had taken out the invitation sticker and showed it to everyone: "Look, this is written, this son is embarrassed, although this son is a master in the literary world, but he thinks that in terms of poetry, he is still inferior, but since Yang Gongzi expressed his respectful invitation, he also wants this son to dedicate poems to you, which shows that Yang Gongzi has admired me for a long time! Of course I can offer you poems, but there is no need to pay respects, you and I are about the same height, let's look at each other, haha!"
"Since Yang Gongzi is so sincere in inviting me to come over to offer poems, he will definitely not ignore me, because my grandfather is a Chinese Xingwen, a literary champion recognized by all the people, and also a literary champion named by the Son of Heaven himself. To ignore me is to ignore my grandfather, to ignore my Daping Kingdom Son of Heaven, and to ignore the father of Princess Feixue, the saint who is admired by everyone!" Speaking of this, Hua Shenguang's voice was high-pitched, bowing in the direction of the palace, expressing his infinite respect and reverence for the Son of Heaven!
"I don't think Yang Gongzi will make such a low-level mistake. That is to say, when Yang Gongzi said this, it only showed one result, Yang Gongzi couldn't tell the difference between twenty-two people and twenty-three people, Yang Gongzi, I really didn't expect that you couldn't even count?"
Hua Shenguang's expression at this time was really indescribably surprised, if the Oscars were to be judged as the best actor and there was a best costume award, it would be really a shame.
Think about it, how can it not be surprising that after making a big detour, saying so much nonsense, and finally deducing a conclusion that Yang Gongzi is illiterate.
Everyone on the spot was extremely cooperative with Hua Shenguang's movements and expressions, all of them opened their mouths, puffed out their eyes, and their thoughts were surging, they wanted to find out what the problem was, but they couldn't find it! Yes, if they didn't know how to count, it would be disrespectful to Hua Xingwen and the Son of Heaven! Although they knew that Hua Shenguang's words had a huge problem, they couldn't find it for a while!