Chapter 8: You still haven't paid attention to the lesson
Gu Fengchen looked at the smiling Ellie in front of him with disdain, although he was wet and looked very embarrassed, it was obvious that this guy had been repaired just now, but Ellie's body was neat and spotless, this expression should have appeared on Ellie's face but it appeared on Gu Fengchen's face, just looking at his face, as if he had just abused Ellie fiercely.
"I really, really admire you so much, how did you do it?" Gu Fengchen's mouth turned up, and he looked at Ellie with a mocking face, completely without the minimum anger and uneasiness that a destroyed person should show, and said leisurely.
Ellie directly ignored Gu Fengchen's strange expression, as if nothing special had happened just now, just a good teacher who cared about his classmates was educating the students who were not angry: "Gu Fengchen, I have to tell you that today is a very important day, you must break with your absurd and decadent life in the past and return to normal, otherwise your fate is destined to be very miserable, even Da Luo Jinxian can't help you"
Ellie's performance was very calm, which made Gu Fengchen admire the extraordinary psychological endurance of this great god in his heart. Just now, in order to avoid Miss Ellie, who was ridiculed by papaya, Gu Fengchen panicked into the public toilet in the downtown in front of the school, where people came and went, and the small traders who got up early to do business were discharging solid or liquid waste that had accumulated overnight, and the smell of this place attracted the green-headed flies that came from afar, they got up early in the morning, buzzing and singing in the morning breeze of spring with a slight chill, and there was sewage flowing on the ground, Miss Ellie, who is usually very particular about her living habits, will definitely be deterred by her original Ellie, so as to let herself go.
Who knows
Gu Fengchen hid in the men's toilet and yelled outside: "If you have the ability, you can come in and beat me!" He was sure that his tactics were correct, and a senior master like Miss Ellie would definitely not tear his face and rush into the crowded men's toilet to beat himself.
"Why aren't you afraid of being dirty, just a little bit of breath, you come out, I promise I will never kill you" Ellie really stood outside and didn't follow up, and she still cared about her face and suppressed this voice with spiritual power so that it could only be heard by Gu Fengchen alone, a beautiful woman yelling on the edge of the men's toilet, what kind of system did it be?
"Hahahaha, you have the ability to come in and beat me, if you dare to come in, I will accept my fate, if you don't dare to come in, you will wait for me slowly outside!" Gu Fengchen grasped Ellie's psychology and shouted triumphantly inside.
However, just when Gu Fengchen was triumphant, he heard the screams of the men around him, and he knew that he was about to be unlucky, and sure enough, Ellie walked in with a big sting, completely ignoring the water guns that the men were spraying, so that the men with poor psychological quality discharged the garbage that had accumulated overnight into his crotch.
"Do you still want to be embarrassed?" Gu Fengchen didn't expect this person to appear in front of him in such a direct way, and his face became extremely ugly.
Before Gu Fengchen's words were finished, a huge force knocked him directly to the ground, and there was dirty, foul-smelling sewage on the ground that penetrated into his clothes from his clothes, and merged with his skin, the only thing on his body that was not polluted by dirty water was only one ear, but this ear was also held in a small hand, and he was dragged out like a dead dog, and thrown directly into the blue river next to the toilet.
"Wash me up again, and if you smell like you, I'll throw you in a dung pit and roll again!"
Ellie stood on the shore, threatening the ancient wind with her teeth and claws.
So Gu Fengchen only stood in front of Miss Ellie with a wet body, losing people does not lose the battle, Gu Fengchen actually laughed at this time: "You have to thank me, I gave you a vivid physiology lesson that you will never forget, for this reason, you should not scare me with bad news." β
"I was forced to tell you about this," Ellie was obviously very sympathetic to Gu Fengchen, "I know that you are an incorrigible person with outrageous psychological tolerance, but I still have to tell you about this matter." β
"What the hell is going on? β
"After our full discussion, you have been selected as the representative of our competition with Fengxiang Talent Academy! β
"Can I be represented?"
"No!" said Ellie.
"Can I really represent our school?" After a while, Gu Fengchen seemed to be a little weak-hearted and said, "I'm a little scared, I don't think I'm capable of representing our school, and I think most of our school don't want to be represented by me." β
"Although most of the students in our school are willing to win glory for the school, there will not be much opposition to sending you as a representative this time. β
Ellie comforted the weak-hearted fellow, patted him on the wet shoulder, and said, "You can represent our school classmates." β
"Okay, I'll represent myself first, oppose this resolution, I can't even represent myself, and I still represent someone else's ball?" Gu Fengchen suddenly jumped up, pointed at Ellie's nose and yelled loudly.
"If Ya Xiaotang is here, she will definitely praise you: 'You have a good point, praise!', you are really right, although you can't represent your own wishes, but you must represent the school to fight!"
"What kind of reasoning is this?"
"My reasoning!" said Ellie.
"You cow, why should I listen to you?"
"Because you don't dare not listen!" said Ellie, who ate Gu Fengchen to death.
Gu Fengchen only felt in his heart that there were thousands of alpacas galloping, and he stood there speechless
"As human schools, although the most fundamental interests of the schools are the same, there is also an extraordinary competitive relationship, so you don't have to worry about whether your life is in danger," Ellie said, "Generally speaking, the competition between our schools is very civilized. As a representative of you who is greedy for life and afraid of death, you would rather die on your knees than stand up, and we don't dare to let you play that kind of game with the test of life and death, because in that case, we can't guarantee that you will not escape halfway, so you can rest assured. We have to go, the dean is still waiting for you, and in order to cheer you up, he has decided to meet you in person."
Dean Rong Shandong is a well-known astrologer, according to the general law of this continent, astrographers can not calculate themselves, but this matter is nothing in Rong Shandong, there is a gathering of top astrologers in the mainland, Rong Shandong and a group of astrologers are looking up to the sky when walking, looking at the stars in the sky to deduce the trend of all beings on the continent, Rong Shandong suddenly said: "From my life star, my body will exude a strong smell, how is this possible, I have always been a person who pays attention to hygiene..."
Everyone's attention was focused on his planet, trying to find out why, and just then Rongshan let out a scream, and the man suddenly disappeared from the sight of the astrologers who had withdrawn their eyes from the skyβhe had fallen into a sewer without a manhole cover!
Everyone fished Rong Shandong out of the sewer, Rong Shandong's whole body was covered with yellow grain residues that had lost its essence, even his gray beard, he was not spared, and the smell was disgusting.
"The little thief who kills a thousand knives!" After a long time, the great astrologer turned around, and his first sentence was to angrily curse the little thief who exchanged the manhole cover for money...... But the astrologers were so excited that they said to the smelly fellow: "You have created a miracle in astrology, you have broken the incalculable cage for astrology......"
Generally speaking, students are not reluctant to meet the dean, especially students such as Gu Fengchen who have naturally poor characteristics in learning. But Gu Fengchen actually said: "I have long wanted to trouble this old fellow, and from my observations, this old fellow has recruited me here with ill intentions - his purpose is to stifle the creativity of a genius with a harsh education!"
"Come on, you don't want to be creative enough to cool down the house with ice magic and make a mask out of elixir to beautify the goblin's face," Ellie scoffed.
Rong Shandong sat in his spacious and bright office waiting for Gu Fengchen, Gu Fengchen was cleaned up enough by Miss Ellie during this time, which made the dean have some sympathy in his heart, so as soon as Gu Fengchen appeared, the dean forcibly held back his disgust for this little bastard, and the tone that burst out from Rong Shandong's mouth with only three inverted triangle teeth left was very kind:
"Gu Fengchen, do you know what the ultimate purpose of learning is?"
Maybe it was an instinct from Gu Fengchen's flawed character, which made Gu Fengchen understand the wrong direction, or maybe it was something else, Gu Fengchen was very happy and said: "Dean, you can't figure this out......?
This made the great astrologist who was about to correct those unhealthy thoughts in Gu Fengchen's mind stunned for a moment, he predicted that there might be tens of thousands of answers that ran out of Gu Fengchen's mouth, but he never thought that there would be such an answer, so he had no plan for this phenomenon at all. This completely deviated from the trajectory that he had pre-envisioned.
Finally, after much deliberation, the dean finally had to say, "Tell me what you think is the purpose of your study!"
"Let's talk about it first. Gu Fengchen said.
"If you want to say it, you can say it!" said the dean's face was a little unpleasant.
"Let's talk first!" Gu Fengchen looked at the dean with a foolish look, and the dean clearly read from his gaze that Gu Fengchen was confused: What's the matter with this person?
If it weren't for the fact that he was highly respected, and that there was a clerk on the side to record this conversation, the dean really wouldn't rule out using force to correct this classmate's terrible misunderstanding of himself.
The dean can't go on with this topic of talking first and then talking about it indefinitely, or simply use the ancient way to shout "You have big breasts, you will say it first", right? So, the dean ended this meaningless preference and said:
"Gu Fengchen, you listen carefully, there are two biggest meanings of learning, one is to win the living space of human beings, in this regard, our school is in the forefront of human beings, whether you want to admit it or not, there is a law of the jungle in this world, if human beings do not have combat effectiveness, they will be enslaved and eliminated, so that human beings become stronger, this is one of the purposes of learning; In this sense, the purpose of learning is to improve the quality of human life, create happiness for human beings and promote human progress. β
"Do you only think of these two purposes?" asked Gu Fengchen.
The dean wisely closed his mouth, but the guy gushed endlessly: "You think too little, everyone's learning purpose is different, you only pay attention to the whole and ignore the whole, this is one of the mistakes you often make, for example, that year, you raised your head and carefully observed the starry sky, but did not look at the road under your feet, so that you fell into the sewer full of feces, it seems that you have not paid attention to the lesson......."
The clerk was dumbfounded as the student openly exposed the dean, wondering if he had recorded these words, and the dean, who was completely defeated by this guy's ignorance......
"On the whole, there is another category that you simply ignore, that is, just to show off and show off, just say that morning," Gu Fengchen remembered the spring outing plan that had been ruined, and he was heartbroken, and he gritted his teeth and said, " Originally, the weather was very good that day, but there was a boring guy who changed the weather and caused a heavy rain in order to show off and gain a sense of existence, which was simply boring to the point of shamelessness, and just like you astrologers, they knew the results of many things, but they mysteriously revealed the truth in advance, and they did not happily tell others the results, and when the results were achieved, they used his conclusions all over the world to promote themselves......"