July 18, 2015 at 6 p.m. Updated word count 2227

The book picks up and let's go back to three minutes before the murder. It is said that the fourteenth dragon son of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Ye, is playing peek-a-boo with his cousin, who wins the field battle for a while, and who is on it. My cousin counted on the other side of the mountain, Ao Ye looked at the sky, and then looked at the feet, where is it good to hide in such an empty space? Hey, this mountain stands upright, and I turned into a small tree growing on the mountain wall, my cousin will definitely not imagine, haha, I will change!14 (To die) The mana of the dragon Ao Ye is really quite remarkable, and it instantly turned into a vigorous ancient pine, the roots are inserted in the middle of the mountainside, the trunk is parallel to the mountain wall, and in order to pursue realism, the tree is still full of dust.

Come on, cousin, if you can find it in this way, my cousin is willing to die for you!Then, Ao Ye was tragic, the manhole cover broke out of the mountain, and the position happened to be the crotch of the dragon, and Ao Ye was divided into two, and even the brothers under the crotch were separated by a gun......

As soon as the culprit Don Nyema saw that there was a human life, he quickly fled the scene in line with the principle that more is better than less, and less is better than nothing, leaving only a red iron lid to kill his cousin and then hit and run......

People often say that it is easy to learn bad, and it is difficult to learn well, and there is a saying that is close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, at first Don Nyima was not deeply involved in the world, and he really didn't understand what these two sentences meant, but after the next month, Don Nyima understood, it turned out that for a teenager like himself who was still developing in quality, the friends around him could have such a big influence.

On the third day of the eighth month, the manhole cover touched into the jade girl's mansion under the seat of Guanyin, Tang Nyima originally intended to find something to eat, and at the instigation of Ahri, he stole a total of five skirts, three thongs, a bottle of women's Yanjie, and two and a half boxes of condoms that the golden boy had not yet used. That is, today, Don Nyima learned that Ahri's nickname is the nine-tailed thief fox, and the rule passed down by the ancestors is: if you don't steal for a day, even if you lose it!

On the fourth day of the eighth month, the manhole cover got into the old mansion of the moon, Don Nyima said that we should respect the old man, take some food and leave, and then under the charm of Ahri, (in fact, this is just Xiao Tang's later defense, at that time Ahri just smiled at him very shyly and said: "People don't take the body and itchy!" Don Nyima immediately felt crispy, and had long forgotten that there was such a thing as respecting the elder, and said loudly: "Go, brother help you stop the itch!" Along the way, the old man took five buckets of red thread and two boxes of gold needles, saying that he was going back to knit a woolen underwear for Brother Tang.

On the fifth day of the eighth month, after the manhole cover was finished stealing at Wude Xingjun's house, he passed by the Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Palace, Ahri tugged at the corner of Tang Nima's clothes, and said shyly: "Brother Tang, people are hungry, and people want to eat that." Don Nyima looked along Ahri's fingers, it was a whistling dog, and then looked at the specific location, it was the crotch, Xiao Tang was shocked, and said in a trembling voice: "Ahri, you want to eat... Dog whip?" Ahri twisted the soft flesh on Brother Tang's waist, and said: "You are bad, people refer to whether the dog's legs are good or not, and I hate it!" So from this day on, the roaring dog went out and had to be on crutches......

The whole month of August was the darkest month in the hundreds of thousands of years since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, and every day from the program "All Immortals Already Know" at the dawn of the day, it was full of unspeakable crimes of thieves before today, and then at night, the "Heavenly Court Evening News" There must be the latest news of the theft of immortals, the gods are in a panic, and they don't dare to do anything else on weekdays when they go out to visit friends, so Erlang God goes out to get a bottle of soy sauce, and the Roaring Sky Dog becomes a disabled person......

In the early dynasty that just ended, the Jade Emperor's brain was almost exploded by the following group of immortals, and my mother also knew how to catch, the key question was who to catch, and now I don't even know who stole it! The dog forced the thieves to leave quickly, and returned me to the new order of the heavenly court", none of them were repeated, and said that if His Majesty did not take measures again, the immortals would definitely quit.

The Jade Emperor was furious, and he even marched and demonstrated, loving to death! Your Majesty is not good, Taiyi Venus unfortunately suffered from heat stroke during the sit-in demonstration, foaming at the mouth, unconscious, subordinates called 120, 120 actually said that foaming at the mouth is a trivial matter, because the immortals who were stolen and hung on their necks are dozens of queues waiting to be saved, 120 let his subordinates pinch the person with their fingers, and they can't be smashed with a hammer, and their subordinates are smashed, Taiyi Venus was originally foaming, and now he is starting to vomit blood, Your Majesty, what should I do......?

I'll fuck your ancestor! The furious Jade Emperor picked up the sword of the Heavenly Emperor and chased after the Moon Star Monarch is a crazy slash, and the Moon Star Monarch shouted while hiding, "Your Majesty, calm down! If you have something to say, why bother dancing knives and guns! Oh, fuck, you cut me, damn it, you cut Lao Tzu again!"

At this time, an old voice came from the air: "Your Majesty stop for the time being, Lao Dao already knows the origin of the thief." The Jade Emperor looked up, wow! Taishang Laojun hasn't seen him for a month, how can he be so old.

On the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Taishang Laojun stretched his robe sleeves, and a bronze mirror flew out of the sleeve, hanging in the air, and all the immortals and the Jade Emperor looked up, but there was nothing in the mirror. I only heard Taishang Laojun say: "A month ago, the poor Dao gossip Dan furnace was stolen, in order to find the Dan furnace, the poor Dao specially went to the distant western country to borrow this mirror, and when I came back, I learned about the theft of the immortals, now let me use this magic mirror to help the immortals explore the truth!"

After speaking, Taishang Laojun raised his head and said slowly towards the mirror: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is stealing the private belongings of the immortals in Heavenly Court?" The immortals saw the white light on the mirror flash, lit up, in the mirror a handsome and dashing young man and a girl who looked like a fairy were playing through a wardrobe, constantly something was thrown out casually, flower pants, white vests, maid clothes, lace panties, vibrators, erotic pajamas, looked like an inflatable doll with Aoi Kong, just saw this, only to see a shout from Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth in the group of immortals, and galloped away in the direction of his own home.

The immortals were dumbfounded, they didn't know what kind of plane the God of Wealth was doing, and then they looked up in the mirror, and after a while, Zhao Caishen also appeared in the mirror, with a hideous face, holding a golden whip, and hitting head-on, the two thieves like a golden boy and jade girl seemed to be startled, and then disappeared, and a red iron cover appeared in the air, and the immortals recognized it at a glance, isn't this the invulnerable iron cover that the Jade Emperor captured from the Nether!

The iron cover could still move, piercing through the wall, and flew into the sky in an instant, and it was estimated that there would be no shadow after another acceleration. At this moment, I saw the God of Wealth shouting: "The thief wants to run?