Chapter 168: Battle of Tongues (2)

Looking at the eyes of the generals of the Wind Country who want to eat people, Hua Shenguang was secretly happy, he wanted to sweep your face in front of so many of you!

"Three, General Cheng, you should discipline these soldiers of yours well, and don't let them ruin your prestige. First, stand in a lazy position!"

As he spoke, Hua Shenguang raised an index finger and drew a word.

"Haha, my Fengguo soldiers, all mighty and majestic, excellent martial arts, with one enemy and ten, even in the battlefield, they can maintain a formation at any time, and the formation is neat, you actually say that you are lazy in your standing posture? I think you are a scholar, you don't understand these at all. Another general retorted, and all of a sudden, everyone in the tent laughed.

Hua Shenguang also laughed, and he said: "It's not that I don't understand, it's that you people who practice martial arts don't understand it better than me! As the saying goes: Stand like a pine, sit like a clock! What is standing like a pine? With your head held high, your legs together, and your eyes don't squint, you stand like a pine when you don't move! But the soldiers outside saw this Ruoli girl in Xiaxia, and their eyes were about to pop out. If you look like a flower and jade, you won't have such an expression, is there no young man and woman with outstanding looks like the two of us in the Wind Country? It can be seen that the soldiers of your country do not squint and do not move!

At this remark, many generals suddenly changed their faces. After waiting for a while, one of them stood up: "The two of you think that you are too self-righteous to look handsome and chic, like a flower and jade, why do I think that the two of you are weak and not beautiful at all?"

"Hehe, this general, everyone's standards are different. Although he is not as tall as the general, he is more attractive than this bearded general. As for Ruoli girl, although she is not as good as the two beauties beside General Cheng, she is also outstanding among ordinary women, and the eyes of your soldiers are focused on her, a look that she has never seen a beautiful woman, isn't this the best proof of her beauty?"

Hua Shenguang blocked the other party's mouth with a few words, leaving the general speechless. Yes, he knew that the soldiers outside were glaring angrily, just to scare the two envoys of the Great Peace Kingdom, but he didn't expect that people were not scared, but became a handle for others to make a fuss. Does he want to say that the soldiers outside are doing this just to frighten people? If he says it, he will not lose all the face of the Wind Country, and this kind of thing must not be said, and he can only eat the bitter fruit himself.

Hua Shenguang seemed to be no one around, and continued: "Not only is there no change in the place, but when the soldiers of your country are standing, although their feet are side by side, there are several people who are not on the same line, their left and right feet are different, and they are staggered before and after, although the staggered fall is not very large, but it can be seen that your country's army is lazy. But I have heard that General Cheng is strict in governing the army and will not be lazy, so it seems that these soldiers are deliberately like this, if they are not deliberate, they are not polite, and they have not given your country a long face!"

After finishing speaking, Hua Shenguang also asked Ruoli: "Ruoli, do you say yes?"

"Yes, not to mention a national gift, in my Daping country, even if it is a general reception between provinces, there will be no such situation. It's really inappropriate for this to happen!" Ruoli said.

At this time, the camp of the Wind Country was silent, and no general could come out to refute it. These generals are all powerful at fighting and killing the enemy, where have they ever encountered such articulate people in ordinary times, if they are replaced by a Wenchen, they can also quote scriptures and debate with Hua Shenguang, but these generals are indeed not highly accomplished in this regard, and Hua Shenguang also grasped this point, so he used his strengths and avoided weaknesses and verbally attacked. Hua Shenguang guessed that if Cheng Heizi's face was white, he would definitely be blackened with anger, but his face was originally black, and he could only see his mood at this time from his cold eyes.

"General, what you say below is true, if you don't believe it, the general can go out and investigate it himself to see if what you say below is true. In the next fast people talk quickly, there is a feeling, the general can support the boat in his belly, and he will definitely not be angry with the subordinates, right?" Hua Shenguang saw that everyone was about to have a seizure, so he blocked them back with a sentence first.

Cheng Heizi's anger decreased slightly, and he asked coldly, "What about the second inappropriateness?"

"The second one: tall, short, fat and thin!" Hua Shenguang stretched out two fingers and drew a two-word word.

"What, this is not appropriate? People are naturally tall, short, fat and thin, you are talking nonsense!" a general did not comply, and retorted.

Hua Shenguang was happy in his heart: "The more you are like this, the more it brings out my truth and your ignorance, and I will make up an allusion to deceive you." ”

"Haha, how can I, an important minister of the state of etiquette, talk nonsense? Haven't you read the Book of Rites?" Hua Shenguang asked rhetorically.

"The Book of Rites, why haven't you heard of this book?" The general searched from his memory, and indeed could not find a shadow of this book. Even Cheng Heizi thought in his heart, where did he read this "Book of Rites" and what is the content of this book?

Seeing that the general didn't answer, Hua Shenguang sighed again: "It doesn't matter if you haven't read it, but General Cheng, who is an all-round talent in civil and military affairs, must have read it." Hua Shenguang first buttoned Cheng Heizi with a hat, saying that he must have read it. If he refutes, then Hua Shenguang just makes fun of it, so Hua Shenguang is sure that this Cheng Heizi will definitely not say that he has not read it.

Sure enough, Cheng Heizi didn't speak, and continued to listen to Hua Shenguang.

Hua Shenguang shook the fan, and the appearance of a young student began to memorize the classics: "The Book of Rites has a cloud: There are guests from afar, and they are happy! The way of a gentleman, treat them with sincerity! The way of a villain, fake opinions!" After saying two sentences, Hua Shenguang also explained: "It means that we should feel very happy and happy when there are guests coming from afar." The gentleman's hospitality is to treat each other with sincerity, while the villain's hospitality is hypocritical. ”

Hua Shenguang paused slightly, looked at the expressions of everyone who were thinking, was very satisfied, and continued to flicker: "This is the basic hospitality expounded in the Book of Rites. For the etiquette of the country, the "Book of Rites" has detailed rules, one of which says: If there is an envoy, whether it is a large country, or a small country, or a distant country, or a near country, or a friendly country, or an enemy country, it will be treated with national courtesy. Greet each other from afar, accompany them closely, show them good, give them advantages. Hundreds of people should be dressed and their hair should be tied, their clothes should be smiling, and the old and young, tall and short, fat and thin should be the same. If you are a man, you should be a handsome, and if you are a woman, you should be a beautiful person. Show it the best of the country, otherwise you will lose the great gift of the country, and you will not be able to raise the prestige of the country!"