July 25, 2015 at 4 p.m. Updated word count 1785

Emperor Tang has been in high spirits recently, and specially found eight young men to fly into the air to carry the Nine Dragons Golden Chariot, and the Ziyun Emperor was dressed in a dragon robe and wore a crown, sitting on the golden chariot to inspect the territory of Ziyun Country and the beautiful scene of the people living and working in peace and contentment. Later, I felt that one person was not enjoyable, and I hugged the two concubines left and right to bring them to enjoy their own good rivers and mountains together. found that there was something unsatisfactory, and immediately instructed Xie Tianji, who was flying with him, to arrange someone to do it, which can really be described as scolding Fang Xuan and pointing out the country!

There is no shortage of scientific and technological talents in Ziyun Country, according to Don Nyima's meaning, it took half a month to finally develop the first generation of Big Brother, which is about the same size as Fantianyin, and the signal tower covers the whole country, and the main use of Big Brother at present is in addition to subordinate officials to report on the national situation, that is, the fat senior brother is used to call Don Nyima back for dinner!

On this day, Don Nyima, who was patrolling the construction of the city in the sky, received a phone call saying that it was an envoy from Fuso. Thinking that it was a country that had been developed by more than 100 years of 500 boys and girls left behind, Tang Nyima had lost a lot of resistance in his previous life, and Jin Yuan flew back to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall (the name that Tang Nyima gave to his three-story palace), and the Tang Emperor sat high on the dragon chair, looking at the Fusang messenger below, extremely shocked!

Damn, this messenger is wearing a kimono, with a moon head and a square mustache under his nose, which is exactly the same as the Fuso people in the Meiji Restoration period in his previous life.

I only heard the Fusang envoy below speak a broken Chinese and said: "I want to be a big country in Fusang, with a long history, from the beginning of chaos to the present, it has been no less than millions of years, and now the Ziyun Kingdom has just been established, I came to visit today to congratulate Brother Tang on becoming the lord of a country, and second, to convey the will of Emperor Fusang, I hope that Brother Tang can learn more from my Fusang country how to build a country, and pay tribute every year, courtiers every year, so good?"

Tang Nyima ignored the envoy below, turned his head and asked Xie Tianji: "Manager Xie, are you sure that the mustache with a mouth full of feces is the envoy of the Fusang Kingdom, and not from which mental hospital?" Xie Tianji replied: "Back to Your Majesty, this person has already submitted a public relations article, and it has the seal of the Lord of Fusang on it, which is expected to be true." ”

Donnie Ma Longyan was furious and said, "I came back from afar to listen to this fool's dream, I went to rest, you can do it yourself!"

The envoy below was in a hurry and shouted: "Brother Tang, don't go, the words are not finished yet!" The envoy was about to chase after Tang Nyima, when suddenly a big slap came, and the envoy turned around several times, only to hear Xie Tianji scold: "The paralyzed one cousin, why don't you call our Majesty's cousin?" Dad, don't fight, I was wrong, I will definitely call Brother Tang my cousin when I meet you tomorrow!" Xie Tianji's eyes widened, he moved his muscles and bones, rotated 360 degrees on the spot and slapped the messenger in the face, and scolded at the same time: "Fuck you, you call us Your Majesty's cousin, but you call me Dad, do you want to harm me?" Looking at the messenger again, Xie Tianji's heavy twitch, his body didn't move, his head turned more than twice, and his soul was already gone!

Before Mr. Xie could dissipate his anger, he kicked twice more, and Fang shouted: "Come on, clean up!" shook his cloak and went to play with LeBlanc.

At dinner, Don Nyima was gnawing on a pig's head the same size as his own head, and asked vaguely: "Manager Xie, did you send that mustache back to Fusang?" Xie Tianji said: "Back to Your Majesty, I have already died!" Don Nyima was shocked and said: "What? Kill me? Damn, the two countries are not beheaded?

Xie Tianji hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, that mustache scolded you, and the minister was also indignant for a while, and he shot a little harder......" Tang Nyima put down the pig's head and said loudly: "What did you do, he scolded me, you just killed it?" Quickly put down the roast leg of lamb in his hand, and went to lead a few people to take the mustache corpse to feed the dog!" Xie Tianji was speechless, and hurriedly went out to handle the matter, Don Nyima continued to gnaw the pig's head, thinking that this was the case, but how could he have thought that half a month later, the Fusang Kingdom sent 300,000 troops to attack the Ziyun Kingdom!

On the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Emperor Tang was a little worried, whether to drive the expedition in person or send a general to deal with it, there were more than 10 million people in the entire Ziyun Kingdom, including himself, and he didn't find anyone who would lead troops to fight. Forget it, the widow is idle and idle, when it is time to play!

Soldiers are also temporarily conscripted, each family is not an only child must send one person to join the army, in addition to the unlimited number of voluntary soldiers, after gathering at the foot of Ziyun Mountain through a series of complex procedures such as station platoon and reporting, the number of people is calculated to be between 200,000 and 300,000, and the Tang Emperor led a group of people to open the first national war in a daze!

The commander of the Fuso country's expedition this time is named Ono Shinji, who has discussed with Emperor Fuso many times about attacking Ziyun Mountain decades ago, but he is forced by the protection order of Yi Xiaoyao, the leader of the Xiuzhen Alliance, and does not dare to act rashly. This time, the Ziyun Kingdom unreasonably killed the Fusang envoy, and after the news came back, the emperor was so happy that he jumped up, God help me! Since we have taken advantage of it, then I, Fusang, am the teacher of justice, and Yi Xiaoyao is said to have been in retreat for many years, and it is even possible that he has already soared, and even if he is still alive, he cannot risk the great power of the world to stop Fusang from avenging the envoy!

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