Chapter 34: My brother has no money, but his life can let you play as much as you want
"On credit?"
Are you kidding?
"I can take in the old and weak women and children for free, and I want to cheat in front of me for a person like you with good arms and legs who looks like a dog, and you are a dignified seven-foot man, so I will give you a word - get out. ”
Jin Yixuan saw Su Tianyao's aggrieved appearance, and listened to Su Che count Su Tianyao like this, and suddenly felt that he felt much more comfortable in his heart.
Su Che inadvertently let out a sigh of relief for him. In the past, Su Tianyao didn't embarrass him for Su Keke, but now Su Tianyao suffered a loss in front of her and had a bad seizure, which made Jin Yixuan's heart really comfortable.
"I'm going to be dead, I'm going to stay here. ”
finally reunited with his sister, Su Tianyao would not be dismissed by her in a few words.
For this kind of person who kicks his nose and face, Su Che has his own way to clean it up. Unhurriedly, she took out a small white porcelain bottle from her body and threw it to Su Tianyao.
"Ate it. ”
She flipped through the ledger and said to him indifferently.
"Ate it, and what then?"
Even if it is poison, it is the poison given by his sister, Su Tianyao, a pet sister madman, is not afraid, and ordinary poison will not work on him.
"I can't do that, so why ask? My patience has a limit, either I'll eat or I'll leave. ”
When Su Tianyao heard this, he quickly poured out the pills inside, most of which contained more than ten small pills, and he swallowed them all like jujubes.
Su Che was a little surprised, and finally set his eyes on him.
This is a special trick that she stole from an old immortal in the city a few years ago, and it can make people unable to move for three days and three nights if eaten.
She sincerely wanted to buy it, but the old fairy had a strange personality and didn't sell it to her, and the things she fancied were bound to be obtained, so she stole them at night.
"Still a pretty obedient idiot. ”
"My brother has been counted poor by my sister, and my brother has no money, but this life can let my sister play at will. ”
These words sounded quite moving, but when Su Che heard them, there was a little more sarcasm.
"You're relying on me to kill you because I don't have the ability. Luckily, I'm not that vicious, and I don't want to kill you. ”
"My sister is the best, my brother knows that even if my sister's personality changes, she is still kind......"
Before Su Tianyao finished speaking, he suddenly couldn't move as if he had been immobilized, and he maintained the mouth shape of what he was talking about, and gradually turned into a wood carving.
After taking the pill, it's really going to be finished.
Thinking that Su Che was just trying his guts, he didn't expect that these pills were really weird, Su Tianyao silently sweated for himself in his heart.
Even if his cultivation is not low, he has no choice but to watch himself become a wood carving, which looks very funny.
"If I were really your sister, I would also think that you are very stupid, stupid like this, you can't protect yourself, if you really find your sister, how can you protect her. ”
Su Che continued to look down at the account book, drawing circles and making marks on the account book from time to time.
She can be on credit, depending on the mood and the person.
There were still five guests who had not yet paid the bills, and she wondered when she would have time to collect the bills.
Those who owe money and do not pay it back can escape their debts, but they can't escape her tricks.
She was about to go out to collect debts, when a voice suddenly came from her ear: "Do you need me to accompany you?"
Su Che trembled in shock, and instantly felt that a gloomy aura was poured from his head to the soles of his feet, people were scary and scared to death, which bastard was full of food and supported the stubble that came to her?!
"No ......"
No, you don't!
She just said one word, and the moment she saw Jin Yixuan, the two words behind her had been thrown out of the clouds.
She is a proper face control, although this young man looks like he is in his early twenties, his temperament is full of stability that does not match his age, and he is both good and evil. He smiled at her and asked kindly.
This smile made her see a sense of déjà vu for ten thousand years, and she was stunned for a few seconds before she reacted: "You came with him?"
Su Che was sure that he was not mortal.
"No, I'm your bodyguard, you forgot something, I'm here to warn you, I can tell you for sure, neither he nor I will hurt you. ”
Where is this guard's attitude towards his master, Su Che can be sure that he must be lying. She forgot some things, but she was too lazy to figure it out, when a monk hit the clock for a day, some things were forgotten, but it was a blessing, and she was obsessed with remembering, but she was looking for troubles.
"Then you can follow me. ”
She was in a hurry, and after walking out of the drunken spring, Jin Yixuan also followed.
"Why don't you ask me? Or is it because you believe me?"
He had some small expectations in his heart.
"Because you're good-looking, it doesn't do me any harm to follow me, and besides, I just need a guard. ”
Su Che saw through it and didn't say it, since he was going to act, she would be perfunctory, not demolishing him, and seeing how long he could pretend.
Even if he said the truth, it didn't make much difference whether he believed it or not, for a person like her who had lost his memory.
Jin Yixuan was a little shy and overwhelmed in an instant, and he didn't answer for a while, and followed her silently.
Su Che also thought that he didn't want to talk to her.
"Guarding you...... It's my principle. ”
It took a while for him to speak.
This sentence was somewhat familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere, or she had said something like that, Su Che hesitated for a few seconds before asking, "What's your name?"
"I don't have a name. ”
If she was told that he was Jin Yixuan, she would definitely be estranged from him in the future because of this identity.
"No name?"
Su Che stopped, looked at him carefully, and didn't look stupid, could he be a fool? Or just play her like a fool?
It's quite a tsundere.
"Then you and my last name. ”
If the eldest husband doesn't change his name or surname, if he is really playing tricks on her, he will definitely be angry when he hears her words.
"Okay. ”
I didn't expect him to agree very simply, where did he look half aggrieved.
Su Che felt that he had encountered two neuropathies in succession today, and they both wanted to be close to her, and this person also wanted to come to Drunken Spring to eat and drink.
"Do you have any money?"
Looking at him, he doesn't look like he has no money, he should be much better than Su Tianyao.
Hearing this familiar question, Jin Yixuan was slightly stunned, thinking that last time he answered that she had no money, she was very disgusted, she loved money very much, and he couldn't let her dislike him again.
"Yes!"
He seemed to have made a lot of determination before he replied categorically, with a few words in his eyes - don't believe me, I just want to brush up my favorability (ಥ_ಥ)......
This attitude, this tone, is a lie when you hear it, but it seems a little stupid and cute, but it is not disgusting.
"What I'm saying is true, the money you earn is mine, so I can't be considered without money, right? I am...... Jin Yixuan. ”
Jin Yixuan was afraid that she wouldn't believe that he was rich, so he took out his killer weapon, made his identity clear, and once again showed an innocent look of trust.