Chapter 185: Pregnant is like being pregnant

readx;? Dongfang Yu asked Xiang Yu Qian'er with a smile: "It's impossible that the dignified Nangong family can't afford to manage the bar?"

Yu Qian'er stretched her waist, stretched out a hand and wrapped her cheeks and said: "No way, a few sour young people can make a few limericks, can they be willing to make such a big scene without showing off?"

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At this moment, the young man on the stage said again: "Next, let's start the first round of wine for all sons and young ladies." Look, this big bucket on the stage is the prize of the first poetry fight. I don't need to tell me the official price of this monkey wine, it is already a superb star stone when His Excellency the Monkey King of the 100,000 Mountains makes a move. That's enough to seduce everyone's poetry, right?"

Dongfang Yuyi moved, he had long heard of the reputation of monkey wine, and just now he muttered in his heart that he was afraid that it would not be enough for the crow to drink, such a big barrel was enough for the brothers.

Just thinking about it, the little guys came up like flowing water, each of them had a handful of thick, half-foot-high bamboo tubes, and the fragrance went straight to their brains before the lid was lifted, whether they were good drinkers or not, they were all full of mouths.

The little crow couldn't bear it anymore and walked overhead. Dongfang Yu was secretly glad, and thought that these rich ladies would use goblets and crystal ou or something, how could that be enough? It can't be a poison, right?

Shen Kun and Long Qi were very righteous, and without waiting for the little crow to be coquettish, they held the bamboo tube and swallowed it wildly, so anxious that the little crow shouted "wow, wow". It wasn't until Dongfang Yu gave it almost a full barrel of wine that he excitedly enlarged his body, and he held his wings and pressed his head directly into it. The ferryman was scared, Yan, and Brother Guan looked at Sister Zhang

Along the shore of the lake, the little servants roasted mutton, venison, fish and chicken wings on iron racks, and everyone cut them at will, accompanied by the lake breeze, and ate extremely happily. Even some young ladies who usually live in the boudoir also heard "giggles" from time to time, causing Shen Kun to constantly stand on tiptoe.

Today's protagonist Nangong Zhou finally came, entangled by several grandfathers, standing on the stage, as soon as he opened his mouth, he almost made Long Qi laugh.

"Little grandfathers, little uncles, little grandmothers, little aunts, please make me a welcome drink, I will toast you first. ”

It's the same in the audience, listening to Coke, "Zhou'er has grown so tall, this grandson is really handsome." ”

Dongfang Yu thought to himself, is it any wonder that Nangong Zhou is desperate to run away from home?

"Okay, Zhou'er is here, you poets and immortals can come on stage to show their talents!" the dashing young man on the high platform spoke again.

"Okay, I'll do it. "A young man in a silver robe and holding a folding fan in the middle of winter turned over and coquettishly took the stage.

Suddenly, a cheer sounded: "Okay, this kind of elegant thing has always been the beginning of Brother Xiao." ”

Nangong Xiao shook off the folding fan and shook it gently, and said modestly: "My level is average, but I think faster." ”

"Poof," Long Qi tiptoed behind Dongfang Yu. The main reason is that Shenkun is too short, and it is useless to hide behind him.

Dongfang Yu also listened with a smile, only to hear him shake his head and say:

"A lake of reflection is brightly lit,

10,000 stars are busy.

The best view under the promenade bridge,

Look at the red dress in the Crystal Palace. ”

"Huh?" Long Qi turned around and said, "It's not bad." ”

Dongfang Yu also said: "After all, it is a big family, this poem has stars, lights, and lakes, which is very appropriate for the occasion, and it is really good." ”

The audience received rave reviews, and Nangong laughed proudly, and actually fanned violently with a fan.

"I'll have one too!" A girl in red dress walked like treading the waves, volleying up in the air, and happened to stand next to Nangong Xiao. This look is a very refreshing woman, and she doesn't talk nonsense, she reads directly:

"The song is loud and bright through the clouds,

The crowd laughed and laughed.

Greedy for wonders,

Leaning on the railing in the middle of the night. ”

"It's good, it's getting more and more sophisticated. The young man who presided over the stage commented, "However, whenever I compose a poem, Gui Shao and Sister Miaomiao are always the last, which is inevitably unconvincing, why don't you come first today?"

"Okay!" everyone in the audience cheered.

Is it him?

I saw Nangong Gui, who had just made trouble for Dongfang Yu at the dock, and a beautiful girl in a beige robe and skirt took the stage from two directions.

Nangong Gui arched his hand and said: "My sister is talented, I still press the formation, so as not to dare to do it when the time comes, brother." ”

Nangong Miaomiao smiled silently, but she was lightly blessed.

Nangong Gui looked up at the distance, as if he had just begun to ponder, and said slowly:

"Exquisitely clear and wonderful,

Yinhan hangs low and shines on thousands of homes.

I love all the scenery in the middle of the lake,

This body is like a pan immortal. ”

Dongfang Yu's heart moved, and he deliberately played dangerous rhyme, which was a bit horizontal.

Offstage, whether you understand or not, there is no shortage of applause, Nangong Gui is naturally complacent.

Waiting for the voice to be quiet, Nangong Miaomiao naturally opened her lips:

"The lights are like stars and clouds,

Drum music and sheng flute on the cuitai.

The fairy is unwilling to be lonely,

Invite smugglers to come down to earth. ”

"Good!" cheers thundered.

Long Qirao commented interestingly: "Big brother, second brother, the three songs just now can only be said to be good, and the scene is good." And this article is obviously up a notch, and she began to fall in love, and this woman actually compares herself to a fairy who steals into the mortal world, which is a bit out of the dust. ”

Dongfang Yu nodded in approval, admiring it very much in his heart.

Shen Kunhu said suspiciously: "Is it really good? I just think people are good." If only you could be my wife. ”

"Do you have a village? It's almost the same as being a temple nun for you. Long Qi said disdainfully.

At this time, the young man who presided over the stage said: "Brother Zhou, I think this time's poetry is undoubtedly wonderful, what do you say?" ”

Nangong Zhou was about to push the boat down the river, and Nangong Gui on the side suddenly said: "Be lenient and slow to make a conclusion." Today is the day of the return of the son, and I heard that the son of the world is still outside to worship three brothers. There is a way that people are divided into groups, and there must be talented people among them. How dare I wait for the frog at the bottom of the well to be arrogant? I think I might as well ask a friend of the prince to make a song, so that I can open my eyes. ”

Nangong Kuan's eyes lit up, this is interesting, lest these four people take turns to win the championship every time, and it doesn't mean much, so he asked the audience: "What do you think?"

After all, they are all sixteen or seventeen teenagers, how can there be anything that is not good-looking and lively, they all coax together.

Nangong Zhou looked down pleadingly, and Dongfang Yu said, "Long Qi, is it you or me?"

Long Qi is very simple and straightforward: "I can't beat her." ”

When Shen Kun heard this, he looked generous and righteous, "It seems that I can only go up." ”

Long Qi said: "Pull it down, do you think it's a spell?"

Dongfang Yu smiled, carried the mandrill step, only to feel that a white line had suddenly arrived on the stage, and thought to himself, since you want to be stupid, then I have to fulfill you.

Looking at Nangong Zhou, who was a little dazed, Dongfang Yu clenched his fists, waved towards the stage and the stage, and said: "The kid is not talented, he is the worst among the four of me, so come up and give it a try first, if you insult your nobles, I will have my other two brothers on stage." ”

Someone in the audience recognized that it was the guy who had just introduced Tianfeng into the body, and shouted loudly: "Brother, don't worry, we will support you!"

When Nangong Zhou heard this, what was going on, it was a mess.

Dongfang Yu cleared his throat and groaned:

"The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark. As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win, and there are countless people in the world.

Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, and you can endure the return of the Magpie Bridge. If the two love for a long time, how can it be, morning and twilight. ”