August 21, 2015 at 8 p.m. Word Count 2019

In the last book, it was mentioned that the monks of the Western Sect were still dreaming of purifying sentient beings, but they were "woken up by a fart" by Bu Jingyun, and they were suddenly annoyed and angry, and rushed to Fengyun and the two like swarms, seeing that the posture was ready to kill them.

Nie Feng glanced at Bu Jingyun without blame, took out the mask that had just been washed in the morning and was still a little wet from his arms, as if he didn't see the hundreds of monks who were about to rush over, slowly put it on, and then took a deep breath, seeing that this meant that he had been holding his breath for a long time, the white mask nostrils were a little yellowish, it was estimated that it was the result of years of use, Nasus smelled the thick fart smell in the air, and then looked at the pale yellow stains on the mask, and couldn't help but be amazed, " This brother doesn't need to have more than one day, he farts three times, and he doesn't have to pull the......"

Hula, hundreds of monks surrounded the two of them in the middle, and all kinds of fists and feet and weapons beckoned together, only to hear a shout from the crowd: "Fengshen legs!" and then flew out more than a hundred, and everyone had a big shoe print of forty-five on their faces. Bu Jingyun was not to be left behind, and roared angrily, "Pai Yun Zhang", and the remaining more than 100 also flew everywhere and fell to the ground, at this time a woman came out of the house, and said angrily: "I don't say that I am far away from the fight in the morning, last night the two of you tossed people until dawn, and let the family rest?"

Fuck, two dragons and one phoenix, such a heavy taste, I like it! Nasus who fell to the ground didn't have a shit, looking at the two fierce people opposite, he kicked the ground with his decisive feet, jumped backwards for more than ten meters, and then lay on the ground, oops.

Bu Jingyun hurriedly stepped forward a few steps, grabbed the woman's jade hand, and said gently: "Xiaoci, it's all my fault, disturbing your rest, I'll clean up this mess with my senior brother down the mountain, and then put you to sleep." Xiao Ci glanced at Bu Jingyun charmingly, and said: "Death, is it really simple to sleep with your arms in your arms?" Bu Jingyun wiped the crystal hara at the corner of his mouth with his hand, and said hehele: "Senior brother is simple, I am simple!"

Everyone was vomiting blood in small mouths, but when they saw the scene in front of them, they couldn't suppress it anymore, spraying blood mist wildly, and the dog-headed Nasus's nosebleed straight down, dripping in their mouths without noticing, and their minds were full of crazy pictures of two men and one woman last night.

Because Xiao Ci couldn't see blood, Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun ordered the monks to clean up the top of the mountain, and then rolled to the foot of the mountain one by one to finish the work. Nasus bandaged it briefly, found a corner and sat with his back to him, seeing that everyone didn't pay attention to him, he quickly took out a small book from his arms, and quickly remembered: "Fengyun Mountain's two men and one woman have unique skills and strong tastes, so I suggest that the boss absorb them as brothers." ”

The monks were unwilling to suffer this setback, and the leading monk took out a bamboo tube from his arms and shouted: "A small arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops come to meet each other!" Then the bamboo tube was thrown into the air, the bamboo tube exploded, the fireworks burst out, and slowly formed a "Buddha" word in the air, which was very powerful!

The leading monk let out a long sigh, the broken ribs had been touched just now, and the dog-headed Nasus moved a tree stump, and said with a flattering smile: "Boss, sit down and rest first, let the brothers go and get some food, and the reinforcements will arrive in a while!" The leading monk shook off the monk's robe, sat down slowly, barely squeezed out a smile, and said: "Good brother, yes, what is your name?" The dog-headed saluted with one hand, "The little monk's name is Mengzhi!" The leading monk patted the dog's shoulder with his hand and said: " Okay, you'll follow me in the future, but stay away from me when you sleep at night, I'm afraid you'll shoot me......"

Taking advantage of the time to relieve his hands, the dog head found a place where no one was around and secretly called Tang Dadi, reported the implementation of the task, and praised the two Fengyun as rare in the sky, and there was nothing on the ground, Don Nyima was extremely moved, and immediately convened an emergency meeting, through less than three minutes of research (in fact, a certain dictator didn't let others speak at all), the organization decided to send Xie Tianji as the captain, the eight King Kong as the main force, and two thousand brothers followed the special rescue operation team that supported the scene, in which the timing of the action was very important, and it was necessary to wait until the two Fengyun couldn't stand it before appearing。

Let's talk about Nie Fengbu and Jingyun, who are sitting in the house and talking with his beloved wife Kong Ci at the moment. I only heard Kong Ci say: "The helper and Qin Shuang will not let us go, I have lost the face of the world and Qin Shuang, I am a sinner......" Nie Feng gently wiped away the tears in Kong Ci's left eye, and said gently: "Love is never right or wrong, as long as the three of us are very happy together, it is enough!" Bu Jingyun tacitly wiped away the tears in Kong Ci's right eye, and said loudly: "Xiongba, since the day he married you to Qin Shuang, Senior Brother Feng and I have been inseparable from him, if he finds it, it will be a big deal!"

As he was talking, he only heard shouting outside: "Those two boys who play three Ps, I teach the Venerable to drive, you hurry out and send them to death!" Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun walked outside the house, only to see the monks who were beaten away in the morning standing behind a monk and a woman, the monk in front of his head had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he held his head with one palm, and proclaimed the Buddha's name: " Amitabha, the poor monk is the Venerable Garuda of the Eight Heavenly Dragons under the seat of the Buddha of the Western Sect, and the one next to me is the Venerable Qianyapo, who came here today, not for anything else, because of my Buddha Pudu sentient beings, can you two follow me to the Buddha's seat to participate in the avenue?"

Bu Jingyun was upset by the fact that the world would chase and kill, and was just about to scold angrily, when a Taoist priest on the opposite side shouted: "Oh, that black boy, talk is talking, don't fart, you and I are civilized people, don't lose your identity!" Just one is better than the eighteen in the morning, the stench is mixed with bursts of fog, the geese flying in the sky are falling down in pieces, Nie Feng, who is closest to the step-by-step cloud, is shaky, and quickly takes out the mask and stabilizes his body, and looks up, the group of people just now have disappeared, and a voice comes from afar: "We'll come back in half an hour, you two think about it again!"

Bu Jingyun is very embarrassed, it is the first time to retreat from the enemy, smelling the air is still a very strong fart, Bu Jingyun recalled that when he was a child, his father's surname was Liu, and at that time he was still called Liu Handong (the author is watching the hero of the Xiao Riding School "Pifu's Counterattack"), on a happy day for the family, his "no" fart collapsed his father to death, according to his mother's description, the sky was white clouds at that time, and under a fart, it immediately became a clear and clear sky, so he changed his name to Bu Jingyun!