Chapter 106 Xiao Li Guanghuarong! The Tang Emperor has added another fierce general
[No pop-ups.] Updated on September 6, 2015 at 7 p.m
In the last book, it was said that in the midst of a scolding, the Tang Emperor took the "old driver" to describe having a certain experience in a certain matter, and he could take the younger generation to do things such as truancy, breaking places, prostitution, gambling, etc., which he was more familiar with and others were not familiar with. The holy land of the man in Hua Rong's mouth, the fighter in the green building.
Emperor Tang echoed Hua Rong's accosting while quietly sending a text message to Xie Tianji.After a while, Mansion No. 8 arrived.Xie Tianji got out of the car first.Walked to Hua Rong's door to open the door for Hua Rong.Hua Rong was flattered.Raised his legs and walked out.As he walked, he said: "Let Brother Xie open the door.How dare the little brother be.Will you not get drunk for a while."
The taxi driver saw a big living person next to him, and disappeared with a bang.
Emperor Tang summoned Hua Rong from the book of life and death.The result was unexpected.I thought that this person was a subordinate of the King of Jizo.Led himself and others to get into the trap laid out.Otherwise, how could it be so coincidental.Just got out of the car and ran into this goods.
It turned out that Hua Rong was the male number one of the national archery team.Later, guns became popular.Who still plays archery.So the unit went out of business.Hua Rong was laid off.Severance pay of more than 3,000 yuan was actually enough for a small business.But Hua Rong also loved prostitution.After the severance pay was exhausted, he could only linger around the Qinglou every day.Eat some leftovers thrown by the old bustard.When he met a fellow person, he came forward to talk.Over time, an alternative type of work was formed.The beautiful name is "guide prostitution."
Emperor Tang smiled slightly, it could be Xiao Li Guanghuarong, so he said: "Brother Hua, shoot one for me to see."
Hua Rong was very embarrassed, looked around, and took out his arms again, and said in embarrassment: "Boss, it's okay to paint Zhang.
What do you think? Emperor Tang said angrily: "I'm asking you to shoot an arrow to show me, if it's really accurate."
Hua Rong laughed dryly and said, "It's the subordinates who heard it wrong, and look at the mung bean fly."
Everyone followed Hua Rong's finger and saw a mung bean fly flying on the garbage heap hundreds of meters away from the four people.
Hua Rong's hand flashed red, and a flower carving longbow appeared.This bow is famous.Called the "Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Bow".The right hand pulled out a long arrow from the back of the buttocks.This is the "Big Dipper Arrow".Shook the blood on the arrow.Shot with a bow.Everyone raised their eyes.The mung bean fly was still flying in the sky.The arrow was gone.
Xie Tianchen was happy, and said, "It's right to let you be laid off, this job is too rough."
Emperor Tang was also surprised, not that he missed it, but that he was surprised where his arrow was drawn
Hua Rong smiled slightly, and everyone found that this person had scraped off the dirt, but was born with red lips and white teeth, a pair of handsome eyes, eyebrows flying into the sideburns, and a good look.
Hua Yingying stepped forward and pinched the fly. The fly seemed to be very depressed. Dull-eyed eyes looked at everyone, and his eyes exuded a thick desire for death.
Hua Rong's nose was sour when he heard this, and tears slid down, and he said: "It's a pity that Hua Rong has a self-righteous archery skill, but it's just a subordinate who lingers in the land of fireworks all day long."
Emperor Tang waved his hand again and again and said: "Brother Hua, don't be presumptuous, don't ask the source of the hero, don't ask the age of the hooligan, cough cough, when I didn't say the latter sentence, Brother Hua will follow me in the future, and you will be glorious and rich, and famous all over the world."
Hua Rong knelt down, knocked up, grabbed the hand of the Emperor Tang, and couldn't cry.
Emperor Tang laughed, dragged a few people and said: "Don't mention this, today is just by coming here to do business, everyone will have a good drink for a while, be merry and happy, and all the expenses will be reimbursed with public funds."
The four of them walked into the No. 8 mansion and were greeted by a woman. The charm of the was still there.
Emperor Tang motioned for Hua Rong to come forward and answer correctly, Hua Rong coughed lightly, and said, "What is the price of the four who are in good shape."
The old bustard smiled and said, "I have a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and it is really not expensive to ask you for 200." Hua Rong shook his head slightly, and said: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love.
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty heard that it was reliable, and the high-end places were different.
The old bustard smiled slightly, and said, "The spring breeze wants to pass the Yumen Pass, and the minimum is one hundred and three."
Hua Rong sneered and said, "There is no grass at the end of the world.
The old bustard was furious, and was about to wave his hand to see off the guest, Hua Rong hurriedly said: "There is true love in the world, and I only bring ninety yuan today."
The old bustard's eyes erupted with fire, and he said angrily: "I bet my youth on tomorrow.
Emperor Tang hurriedly waved his hand to stop Hua Rong, and it was almost enough.
The private room was full, and the four of them had no choice but to sit in the hall, but the girl was very Peugeot.
The little red orchid finger tapped on Xie Tianji's forehead, and said arrogantly: "You ask, I don't know how to get rid of everything, I don't know how to get rid of everything."
Xie Tianji laughed and asked, "Do you know how many people the underworld has?"
Xiao Hong took out a big black abacus, crackled and kept busy, and after a while, he said: "As of that second just now, the total population of the prefecture is 6,153,270,458 people.
Xie Tianji said: "Where can I go to check the billions of people? Okay. This time I ask you a question that you know is to know, and not to know is to know the question of not knowing, do you know how to leave the underworld?"
Xiaohong covered her cherry mouth and puffed, "This is simpler, isn't it.Ah" Xiaohong raised her head and fell, everyone was so frightened that they stood up from the table, only to see that Xiaohong was hit by a sleeve arrow in the neck, her eyes bulged, and her soul was already gone.
Haha. Outside the house, with a burst of smug laughter, a person walked in.
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