Chapter 2: The Beginning of Bad Luck
"Look, that's your dream!" The strange uncle held a knife in his left hand and only forward, and the dead fish stared at the front in a daze.
Lin Xi's eyes looked into the distance with the tip of the knife without blinking, and he didn't see anything through the lenses of his glasses
After waiting for a long time, the strange uncle didn't respond, and it was stuck?
Just as he was about to look at Uncle Strange and ask about the situation, Uncle Strange came again: "Full of dreams and reality, loyalty and betrayal, helplessness and blood!"
"What?"
"Do you believe in immortals? Origin and extinction, dreams of life and death, three thousand avenues, the world is the foundation, all things are transformed, and eventually the loess is returned, heaven and earth are calamity, every life should be calamity, embrace dreams, and go to tribulations together" The strange uncle shook his head and said,
"What is this, it's the 21st century, what is advocated is science, and what is opposed is superstition! Uncle, don't pretend to be a psychopath, okay? What are you fooling the ghost?"
"Then do you believe there is a ghost?" asked Uncle Strange innocently
"Damn, you're kidding me, I'll call the police to arrest you" Lin Xi said wildly.
"Don't get excited, guy, there are many strange things in the world, don't say there is no such thing without touching it!"
"That's right, they all say that there is a dragon group in China, there is no horror, I don't know if the dragon group is really that powerful, uh., what kind of mess is this, uncle, I just came out to play soy sauce, you want to find someone to talk about ideals and life, go to the bar, there are a lot of girls there, maybe someone is willing to talk to you, yes, there must be a girl who needs you! Uncle, hurry up and I'll go, goodbye, no, never see" Lin Xi turned his head and left.
"Really, guy, wait a minute, wait a minute, I just saw that there is a black light on your forehead, frowning, red eyes, anxious, you must have had something wrong recently?"
"Damn, I've changed my tactics, I'm pretending to be a god, and then I'm going to take advantage of my unpreparedness and knock me with a stick, and then I'll rob the money and rob the sex, just forget what you said? Eh, can you be so scared?, there must be some conspiracy" But Lin Xi pretended to be a fairy with an expression
"Master, master, you are really a god," but thinking in his heart why you can't get off the stage later!
"Hehe, has the guy been staying at home lately and not going out, restless, always having the same dream?"
"Damn, this old man is really good at blowing, every beggar squatting downstairs in my house knows that I am an otaku, rarely goes out, I don't have the same dream, at most I dream of Sister Feng twice, three times like a flower, this doesn't count," Lin Xi felt a little confused in his heart,
"Uncle, you don't think it's, it's good that I don't go out, but I've been dreaming the same thing, you and I are a repeater, and I've always been in repeat mode!"
"Eh, you let me do the math again" The strange uncle closed his eyes as he spoke, scratching his hands randomly, and the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time.
Relying on !!, Lin Xi was very angry, pretending to be a god stick like him, and the big dancers were ready to jump off the building, and they had to pretend to be like a god stick, and they all had the discipline of a god stick at all
The strange uncle didn't notice how obscene his appearance was, and he was still grasping for himself,
Suddenly grabbed Lin Xi's arm,
I opened the dead fish eye, leaking out half-black and half-white teeth, and smiled
"Hehe, it's just ahead, that's what you'll encounter in the next few days, it's too early to pull you in, and there will be a period later" After saying that, he turned around and left, turning around and disappearing into the street,
"Damn, what kind of person is this, wasting my time for so long, my mother is still waiting to cook the vegetables,,,, Hey, where is my soy sauce? Damn, this strange uncle blames Shu Li for actually deceiving my soy sauce."
"!! This must be his true purpose!!" Lin Xi thought about it and returned home depressed
"Soy sauce?"
"Being taken away by a god stick, it's good that your son hasn't been abducted"
"You can't beat a soy sauce, you look at the soup," Lin's mother hurriedly went out
Snort,
"What sound?" Lin Xi came to the kitchen with the sound
The snort was louder, and the urn for cooking soup was bursting with water from its small mouth.
"Isn't it, so unlucky?"
Collapse!!!!!
An embarrassed figure rushed out of the kitchen, needless to say that it must be our pig's feet,
In the next few days, our pig's feet encountered all kinds of strange and unfortunate things comparable to Mars hitting the earth, only you can't think of it!!
Maybe the uncle's prophecy came true, in the pig's foot's opinion, the strange uncle blamed Shu Li should not pretend to be a magic stick, should he play the curse master or play his true colors!!