Chapter 65: The Li Ji Foursome
When Youshi came to visit, Liang Wu had just had breakfast and was drinking tea. He holds a beautiful teacup in one hand, and with the other hand, he is tirelessly practicing his unique skill, the charming orchid finger.
Liang Wu knows very well that among the three friends of Wei Zhu, he is the most featureless one.
Lun is young, beautiful, smart, clever, and the actor Youshi is the most brilliant one. You said that this little rabbit cub is too, obviously a man, but he looks so delicate, so handsome, so tactful, and so feminine. The so-called beautiful men throughout the ages, what Pan An, Song Yu, what Wei Jue, Zidu, all of them are not a problem!
It's just that handsome looks, but that kid still has a good voice, a good figure, and is willing to work tirelessly, crossing to the Republic of China, and learning two big plays with Peking Opera master Mei Lanfang, what "The Drunken Concubine", what "Farewell My Concubine", it's amazing, it's good-looking! Every time I watch a play, the lord's eyes never leave Youshi, looking like that, I can't wait to swallow him in my stomach.
I heard that recently, Youshi learned two new songs, two songs that are popular all over the country, one is called "The New Concubine is Drunk". You say, there is already "The Drunken Concubine", why do you want to make a "The New Concubine Drunk"? There is also a song, what is it called "Pancake Man"! Aren't pancakes just used to roll green onions? Why have you become a chivalrous man! You say, a play, just sing well, what song to sing! If you continue to do this, you will not let others live!
There is also that Dongguan Wu, although it is not ugly, it is not much more beautiful than me! The voice is not good, and the five tones are incomplete, but people are willing to work hard, and they work hard! I heard that in order to practice their own unique skills, they not only traveled to the later generations, but also traveled to foreign countries, and followed a foreigner, a foreigner named Michael Jackson, to learn what kind of space dance! What kind of space dance, isn't it just that people are dancing, he is dancing backwards! What is the big deal, I will too!
Don't say it, I really don't! I have been practicing secretly for more than a month, and I haven't learned a single step in space dance, and I have fallen a lot. I had no choice but to lie and ask for leave, and lay at home for a whole month! Otherwise, once the lord saw my bruised-faced and swollen buttocks, he would not immediately divorce me! Without the grace of the lord, what would I eat and drink as a family? With my dead salary, how could I afford to eat bear's paws and drink bird's nest?
I don't have the talent to dance anymore! Simply, I still want to learn to sing and sing? This is good, at least I won't fall on my heels. Don't look at my usual speech and the sound of a warbler, quite a woman's demeanor! However, when I sing with one mouth, my true form is revealed, and I am only frightened by chickens and dogs jumping and crying, and my most precious little son is almost scared into an idiot! My wife has summed up the three most terrifying sounds in the world: ghosts crying, wolves howling, and Liang Wu howling!
I said wife, people are singing, not screaming, okay! You say you, who is like you, so bad to your husband! Okay! Okay! Wife, don't take your frying pan, I admit it, that's screaming, beast screaming, not singing, okay! Oh! Wife, I admit my mistake, you still fight? Oops!
I can't dance, I can't sing! It seems that I can only work on being charming. However, it is really not easy to be charming to show characteristics, charm to style, charm to realm, and charm to show unique skills that no one else has! After thinking and meditating, I finally decided to practice the orchid finger hard. It is not difficult to refer to the orchid, but to reach a certain level, it is difficult! My orchid finger is ever-changing, and with the rich facial expressions, it really makes the lord lean forward and backward, and he is very happy.
As soon as the lord was happy, he gave my orchid finger a beautiful name, called the charming orchid finger. However, the charming orchid finger seems simple, but in practice, it is actually very difficult. Every time you show it in front of the lord, the fingering can not be repeated, the facial expressions cannot be the same, the two are combined, and a strong comedic effect must be formed, which is difficult!
Although it was difficult, I finally stood firm in front of my lord. Of course, I hate that of the three, I am still the least favored. Therefore, in order to stay rich forever, I have to have a good relationship with those two people. This, in fact, is a little embarrassing, embarrassing!
Kanto Five, after all, people are also doctors, and they can be on an equal footing with me in terms of identity and status. Having a good relationship with him is also something that should be shared. When I met, I nodded, bowed, and smiled a little more, and then visited the door during the New Year's holidays to contact the feelings, and also talked about the past.
However, what is Youshi! A half-grown child, a junior junior, is still a dramatist! He even wants me, a dignified doctor, to make a noble friendship, and he has to nod his head and bow his waist and flatter him! Grievance! What a grievance! However, who makes people favored! For the sake of glory and wealth, bear with it!
Of course, Youshi is not the most favored one. The person who occupies the spring is in the harem, and he is the dignified mother of the country, Li Ji! Therefore, if you want to have long-term peace and stability, it is the best policy to have a relationship with Li Ji. However, they are the wives of the monarchs, and they want the wind and the rain, so why should they make friends with us foreign ministers! It seems that this is just my own wishful thinking!
At this time, the subordinates reported that Youshi was visiting!
As soon as he heard that Youshi was coming, Liang Wu immediately put down the teacup, put away his charming orchid fingers, and greeted him with a smile on his face.
After the tea was put aside, Youshi took out a bag of good things and pushed it in front of Liang Wu with a smile.
Liang Wu opened the small bag tremblingly, and it was yellow, white, shiny, and dazzling!
"You, what do you mean by that?" Liang Wu's heart was pounding, and it took a while before he gradually calmed down, and asked in a hurried voice.
"These are for you!"
"How dare you do this!"
"What dare not be? This is not what I gave you, it was given to you by Madame Jun. ”
"Mrs. Jun?" Hearing Mrs. Jun's three words, Liang Wu was surprised and delighted. As long as you take the line of Li Ji, the wealth will naturally roll in, and this bit of gold silk in front of you is nothing! However, happiness came too suddenly, Liang Wu was a little confused, and only three words popped out of his mouth.
"Yes, Mrs. Jun!" You Shi looked at Liang Wu's ever-changing face for a while, and said slowly.
"Madame, what can be difficult? Ask for a small amount of money! Her old man must have some orders, if you don't let me see the hole cards, I won't accept this money." After a long time, Liang Wu slowly regained his calm, and the cunning of the past followed.
"Here's the thing...... "You Shi told Liang Wu about Li Ji's thoughts.
"I can't do this alone! I must help Dongwu!"
"Don't worry! I have a generous gift here, which is for him!"
In this way, the four concubines who were most favored by Jin Xiangong, oh no, were a lady and three male favorites, and secretly formed a united front against the united front of the prince Shensheng, Gongzi Chong'er and Yiwu. The Liji Quartet was formed. Next, they are about to launch the first round of attacks.