Chapter 57 Stealing Chickens Can't Be Done! Don Nyima was shocked to see the scene
July 28, 2015 at 3 p.m. Word count 2210
In the last book, it was said that as soon as the hotel owners heard that these grandsons were going to eat the overlord meal, they all exploded, and they shouted to report to the official, and Jingcun took out a palm-sized black token from his arms, and said loudly: "Damn, Lao Tzu is an official, let alone eat two of you, Lao Tzu has never given money to wash his feet and shoot guns in the capital......!"
Don Nyema gave a thumbs up and whispered, "Remember to call me next time you have free gadgets, but remember not to let the two queens know." Heel Jingcun said very seriously: "Your Majesty can rest assured that the little one has hundreds of years of experience in serving the master, and he will prepare to publish a book after two days when he is not busy, and the name has been thought of, it will be called "Slave". ”
Emperor Tang was speechless, the idea of the Fusang people is that his mother is different from normal people, go to bed to show everyone that he has become a goddess, and he has made a result of being a slave and is now going to publish a book.
Emperor Tang and Heel Jingcun took more than 30,000 Fusang soldiers and found the city lord's mansion after a little inquiry. After a while, a young man who looked like a guard walked up to the Heel Jing Village and bowed and said, "The city lord is holding a meeting to discuss the military situation, please go to the study to discuss it together." ”
Don Nyima and Heel Jingcun exchanged glances, leaving the Fusang soldiers, the two entered side by side, after entering the inner hall, the room was empty, Don Nyima secretly screamed badly, only heard the sound of clicking, the house was instantly as dark as ink, heel Jingcun took out a long knife and slashed at the door, the spark flashed, the door was sealed with steel, and the surrounding walls were the same.
Heel Jingcun Chong Tang Nyima said: "Master, this is a high-strength iron refined by Fusang that is specially designed to deal with the shock wave of the Purple Cloud Country, and ordinary materials can't stop me from slashing at all." As soon as the words fell, I only heard the sneering sound non-stop, as if the outside was blowing into the house, and the heel Jingcun was shocked and said: "It's not good, it's Xuanmi, the king is below, if you suck too much, you will fall!" Don Nyima sent himself and Heel Jingcun to the manhole cover, and said: "I can't even think of two nonsense from you!"
The manhole cover accelerated, like a piece of tofu, and the light reappeared in an instant, and a group of people outside the house saw something fly out, all of them were shocked, and a middle-aged man with an official hat said loudly: "Attack!" Suddenly the arrows rained down, clanging on the manhole cover, and the heel of Jingcun wanted to wave a knife to resist, but found that the bow and arrow could not shoot at him, and turned his head to Don Nyima and said: "The master's magic weapon is too amazing, the arrows are raining outside, and there are only some bumps inside, haha!" Don Nyima hehe, he said: "There are so many ways to be outnumbered, I'll let you open your eyes later, I'll fuck!" Don Nyima exclaimed, a tree trunk surrounded by one person, in front of which was an iron arrow tip shot head-on, Tang Emperor didn't have time to dodge, boom! After the manhole cover was hit by this giant arrow, it disappeared into the sky in a blink of an eye like a kite with a broken string......
The man in the official hat put his hand on the pergola, looked up at the sky, and looked at it for a long time, until his subordinates reported that there was no one in the inner hall, and the two should be in the iron cover, the man turned around and scolded: "Baga! I want to catch the traitor's heel Jingcun and the Central Plains man next to him, not shoot them! Who the hell put the siege crossbow?" A person next to him trembled and said: "Xia Guan didn't expect this to be the result, although the city lord can rest assured, the iron cover hit my siege crossbow, and the people inside are not dead or injured, I will go and bring someone to find them back!"
The man in the official hat exclaimed and asked, "What are you bragging, do you know where the iron lid has fallen?" The man next to him puffed up his chest and pointed to the ground under his feet like a ghostly talisman and said: " Returning to the city lord, Xia Guan is from a science background, please look at the process of calculating under my feet, according to the acceleration of the siege crossbow just now, you can calculate the force of the iron cover, and then the iron cover does a parabolic flight, estimates the weight of the iron cover at about 20 kilograms, and finally calculates the vertical displacement and horizontal displacement of the iron cover through the formula, this iron cover should be between 1,500 meters and 1,800 meters northwest of Hatano Yui Castle!"
The man in the official hat was stunned for a long time, then gave a thumbs up and said, "Awesome, you go to find it, if you can't find it, I'll send you to God!"
Let's talk about Don Nyima's current situation, the moment the manhole cover was hit, the two of them vomited blood at the same time and fainted, and the manhole cover flew more than 1,700 meters in the air and fell heavily to the ground, waking up the two at the same time. Emperor Tang shook his neck, wiped the blood on his mouth, turned his head and scolded Jingcun: "Damn, when you were in school, didn't the teacher tell you that you can't talk to the driver when you take the bus? If you don't talk to you sideways, the arrow from that tree can shoot us?"
The two came out of the manhole cover, and Don Nyima said: "I wanted to take this city easily without spending a single soldier, but I didn't expect them to get the news quite quickly, knowing that you have defected, but they must not have thought that the more than 30,000 soldiers also defected, haha, go, go back to Iijima Love City, gather all the soldiers and horses, I will celebrate in Hatano Yui Castle tonight!"
As soon as he was about to enter the manhole cover and fly back at high speed, he heard the sound of brushing and stepping on grass, and someone whispered: "Go to two people, go up to that river to look for it, it will definitely fall around here, it will never be wrong!" "Jiubu Shangnin, please go to the air and look down, if you can't find the cover, we won't be able to deal with it!" "Who is that, you stupid, what are you doing on the tree? That iron cover is like mud, if you are not in the river, it must be on the ground!"
As soon as Don Nyima heard that the other party had forbearance and both of them were injured, he hurriedly dragged his heel Jingcun to enter the manhole cover, when it was to heaven or into the ground, it was definitely not a problem to escape, which Cheng wanted to heel Jingcun and pushed away Tang Emperor very resolutely, his feet slowly left the ground, his eyes kept looking at the air, very focused, Don Nyima followed his line of sight, only to see a man in black suspended hundreds of meters away from him, staring at his heel Jingcun with affection, and said in a coquettish voice: " Brother Jingcun, why did you betray Fusang, why didn't you tell me in advance about such a big thing? Don't you know that even if you want to go to the edge of the world, Jiu'er will go with you?"
Fuck, Don Nyima spat and wiped the hand that had touched the heel of Jingcun's clothes just now, and then Jiu'er's low sobs came from her head again. "You... Do you want me for this man? Brother Village, you are so ruthless, after we had a good time in the bud rice field before the expedition, you still told me that you want to grow old, and this love will not swerving! You have only been looking for a new love for a few days, woo woo ......"
Emperor Tang was finally so disgusted that he couldn't stand it, bent over and retched, and suddenly there was a loud wind above his head, and Jiu'er, who had been miserably split, actually rushed straight to Tang Nima, roaring in his mouth: "Slut, you are pregnant? I want you to die twice!"