Chapter 123: The Land of Teleportation: The Only Way Back to the Heavenly Realm
[Full text reading.] Updated on September 22, 2015 at 8 p.m
In the last book, it was said that Chang Tutu woke up the dreamer with a stick.yes.What are we doing with this gang of people who can only work hard?
But just in case." I am a singer" The audition can't be stopped, and after Fan Xiaoxuan and the other five people return to the furnace, the singing continues.
The first Purple Cloud Empire's "I Am a Singer" audition, which lasted for more than a month, has finally ended.More than 10 million Ziyun people, such as Jackson and Zhang Erzhu, are so violent.In the end, only four were found.The other two are surnamed Chen.The specific names have long been forgotten in the rivers and lakes.I just know that this person will always have a camera with them.Everyone calls him "Teacher Chen.The last person is called Cui Jian.While singing, he is gesturing.He also beats himself in his mouth.Dong Daji.It is also amazing.Emperor Tang Emperor enshrined the four as the four heavenly kings of Ziyun on the spot.
In addition, the seven main singers who caught it just formed a starting lineup for a football team.
In addition, there are more than 60 slightly worse ones, according to the Bull Demon King, they may be about the same level as him, infinitely close to the singer, and the Tang Emperor will not waste it.
What to do next.Naturally, I hurriedly found a way to leave this ghost place.Emperor Tang led everyone out of this pig's nest of the Bull Demon King.The old cow was very hypocritical.Three steps and one turn, five steps and a wave of his hand.Boom.The stone house collapsed.Tang Emperor retracted the manhole cover he threw and said: "Brother Niu.I don't have to worry about it now.Let's go quickly."
According to the Bull Demon King, if you want to return to the Heavenly Realm from the Heavenly Demon Realm, there are only two ways, either you will fly in the air and hit your luck, and you will rush into the space-time wormhole again.
Emperor Tang said in his heart that it can be pulled a few times, and this method is not feasible.
The Bull Demon King was embarrassed and said: "Compared to the second method, I would rather choose the first one.In the east, tens of thousands of kilometers away from here, there is a teleportation place.It has only been used three times in millions of years.All of them will be opened when the Heavenly Demon King leads the demons to attack the Heavenly Realm.When you don't need it, the six Great Song Saints take turns to guard."
Emperor Tang asked, "We only need to face one singing saint, right?"
The Bull Demon King replied, "It is said to be so."
Emperor Tang laughed and said, "Let's go, let's go here, the teleportation point between the heavenly realm and the human realm, the immortal pool, I go in and out like my own door.
The people entered the manhole cover, and the Tang Emperor drove all the way to the east, and the land below was barren, and there were scattered stone houses. After flying for dozens of kilometers, they didn't see any green. The Tang Emperor asked, "Don't the people in the Heavenly Demon Realm farm the land?"
The Bull Demon King said, "Which one of you who is engaged in art goes to farm, we literary and artistic people would rather starve to death than insult Sven."
Emperor Tang picked up his thumb and said, "But no matter how elegant you are, you have to eat, so what do you eat every day?"
The Bull Demon King was a little embarrassed, and said: "Just for the identity of an artist, the sea of people starving to death every year.The old cow can survive to this day, relying on the mana, although it is not there, but the quasi-saint's physique is still a few points.135 donates blood.246 sells sperm.It's really not easy to deal with living to this day."
Emperor Tang comforted: "Brother Niu Mo is sad, brother, this will take you back to the heavenly realm, and then the vast world will be at your disposal."
The Bull Demon King gave Emperor Tang a big bear hug and said silently: "If you don't meet your brother, Lao Niu will sooner or later let these debt collectors be forced to death.
At this point, the quasi-saint cultivator of the Pingtian Great Holy Bull Demon King officially entered the camp of the Tang Emperor.
Flew straight until dark, but after walking more than 2,000 kilometers, everyone fell to the ground, and searched for the hotel but could not find it, so that Emperor Tang's original wish to eat a few overlord meals before leaving the Heavenly Demon Realm and leave a beautiful thought for the people of the Heavenly Demon Realm also failed.
Fortunately, the Tang Emperor, one of the largest landowners in the universe, still has surplus grain at home, and everyone came to have a barbecue in the wild. Live pigs and sheep are tied to the tree, and they are now killed and roasted. When the wine is in full swing, the Bull Demon King said to Chang Tutu: "Brother and sister, the stick you used this morning and the old cow seem to be familiar.
Changtutu covered his mouth and said with a smile: "If you don't mention it, I'm embarrassed to say.Do you remember the peach meeting more than 60,000 years ago?You drank too much at the meeting, followed my sister Chang'e all the way to Guanghan Palace.I had to take my sister to eat lollipops.Wu Gang reasoned with you.Let you kick and kick you so that you didn't get out of bed for half a year.Seeing that you are going to succeed.It's me who changed your body.I slapped the back of your head with this medicine pestle.You turned around and didn't speak.I slapped you three times in front of the face.Then you fell."
The Bull Demon King continued: "Oh, I finally remembered, you are the jade rabbit in Chang'e's sister's arms, right?"
Chang Tutu laughed and said, "It's my aunt and grandmother, how can I want to take revenge."
The Bull Demon King didn't even dare to say that Changtu Rabbit sent the roasted fat lamb loin into his mouth and chewed the oil.
When Emperor Tang heard this, he said, "Let's pull a few down, you are a rabbit with red eyes, okay?"
This banquet of wine was drunk until the sky was dark, and it was dry when it was full, and the drunken Tang Emperor was very angry, and he put his arms around the neck of the Bull Demon King and said: "Life is bitter and joyful, how can you be melancholy and wait for old age, you can laugh a few times in your life, and you must get drunk when you meet in a wine fight." The crowd hurriedly applauded.
In order to help the wine, Gulagas took out the repertoire "Chest Broken Stone" and needed someone to pick up a hammer to assist in the performance. In just one stroke, the boulder was crushed, and the Gulagas squirted the freshly poured wine dozens of meters high like a fountain
The second day, after a simple wash, the hurried road continued, and it flew straight for more than half a month. The vampire who was in charge of raising pigs, cattle and sheep in the rear was roasted, and the vampire count Vladimir was originally a viscount.
Fortunately, the Teleportation Land has finally arrived.
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