Chapter 128: The Heavenly Demons Attack! War Because I'm Hungry

Updated at 8 p.m. on September 27, 2015

Here, the Tang Emperor and the others were looking for a hotel with a feeling of injury, but they didn't know that the heavenly court had already overturned the sky.

The Heavenly Demon Realm is coming.30 million troops.You must know that if it weren't for the fact that more than 10 million people have starved to death because of art in these years.The lineup will be the strongest in history.Led by the six major singers.Nearly 100 song gods.Thousands of song emperors.More than 500,000 singers.More than 2 million singers.Tens of millions of singers.The rest are all singers.The strength is simply overwhelming.

When such a large number of people appeared in Sangou County, the people of the heavenly realm, who had not experienced the baptism of war for tens of thousands of years, were blinded at that time, until a song of heavenly demons blew up hundreds of people watching the excitement.

When the leaders of the Heavenly Demon Realm opened the county grain depot and looked at the bags of rice and white noodles, they couldn't control their tears of excitement anymore.

The Heavenly Demon King was under the tremendous pressure of not invading the country, and the whole army set out to fight in the Heavenly Realm.

The hungry Heavenly Demons put the cauldron on the spot with them, and the layers of rust in the pot were clearly unused for many years.

A bowl of porridge mixed with tears of emotion and swallowed in a few bites.The Heavenly Demon King Jordan ordered that a million soldiers be sent to stay behind and all the food was transported back to the Heavenly Demon Realm.There were still millions of old, weak, sick and disabled people who could starve to death at any time.As for our dinner, it was up to our diligent hands to grab it.

Hearing the righteous and stern words of the Heavenly Demon King, the 30 million Heavenly Demon Beings raised their hands and sang together: "Men are hungry, hungry, hungry is not a sin, no matter how strong a person is, if he doesn't eat, he will be scrapped.If there is only heartbreak left behind art.Why should you be so embarrassed to be a man.Men eat, eat, eat, eat is not a sin.Taste the taste of rice porridge that has been absent for a long time.Even if you are not full, it is a kind of beauty.It's better to take advantage of the next opportunity.Another bowl.It's not a sin~~~"

Okay, very good. Jordan was also moved to tears, and shouted loudly: "We can have no food, but we can't be without blood. The whole army obeys my orders, and we are going to have dinner in Yingkou County tonight."

Two monks sat opposite each other, one of whom was the Buddha Rulai, and the other had a big belly and a smile.

The Buddha smiled slightly: "Why don't you be the profiteer of the fishermen, let them fight, I'll just wait to see the excitement, the vast Central Plains will be in our pocket sooner or later, why be in a hurry."

Maitreya Buddha nodded and said, "I will follow the decree of my senior brother, but I pity that these hundreds of millions of people are suffering from foreign fish."

As the Buddha said, "Nine times out of ten, if the things of the world are unsatisfactory, if you sacrifice these hundreds of millions of people in the heavenly realm, you can return to the great unity of our Buddhism, I think it is very worthwhile."

Maitreya Buddha looked at his senior brother and felt a chill. Is this really still the Buddha who cut meat and fed eagles back then?

Ten kilometers away from Cuiyun Mountain, in a restaurant called "Northeast Flavor", Emperor Tang, Bull Demon King and Xie Tianji and other subordinates are pushing the cup and changing the lamp.

The two catties of "old village chief" went down to the stomach, and the Bull Demon King burst into tears. Just after singing "I don't want to be alone", he grabbed the hand of the Tang Emperor again, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Brother, my brother has a few words that usually only dare to sneak into the toilet.

Emperor Tang also drank too much, completely unaware of the sinister intention of this sentence, patted the Bull Demon King on the shoulder, and said loudly: "Brother, but it doesn't hurt to speak."

The Bull Demon King wiped the corners of his eyes with a napkin, wiped away his tears and eye feces, and said affectionately: "Brother, brother, this life is bitter.

Oh, Emperor Tang's eyes suddenly lit up, the fire of gossip was burning, and the wine was a little sober, and he hurriedly asked: "Brother, isn't it mistaken, there is a book called Journey to the West in my hometown, but it is clearly written that the Holy Child King Red Boy is the biological son of you and Princess Iron Fan."

The Bull Demon King covered his face with both hands, as if he was caught in a painful memory, put down his hands in the middle of the sound, calmed down a lot, and analyzed to Emperor Tang: "Brother, you see, the red boy will have three flavors of true fire, but I won't be an old cow.

The more the Emperor Tang listened, the more confused he became, and said, "So what." The Bull Demon King shook his head and sighed: "Brother, you are still too simple, then I will order you again.Do you know who gave the banana fan that Princess Iron Fan took."

Emperor Tang nodded and said, "I heard that the fan of Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace is called a banana fan." The Bull Demon King slapped his face and said: "He is paralyzed, there are two in total, and he gave one to Xiaohong.Well, this is the nickname of Princess Iron Fan.At that time, I wondered why he was so good to my wife.Later, my son was born.I wanted to name him Niu Zhentian.Xiaohong had to let him be called Red Boy.The moment when the red boy spewed three flavors of real fire on his third birthday, I immediately understood everything.It turned out that this was not my old cow's species."

Seeing that the Bull Demon King was crying silently, Emperor Tang was about to find words of comfort, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, it was the number of the Tongtian Sect Master.

Emperor Tang replied: "I'll rush back, call me at any time."

Looking at the brothers on the table, Emperor Tang was full of spirits and said loudly: "The Heavenly Demon Realm has already been beaten, the time has come to make meritorious contributions, Haotian has a word first, as long as we do our part, he will cede a piece of land to us to establish the Purple Cloud Empire.

The Bull Demon King slapped the table and stood up. Let's fuck, fuck you, you've bullied the old cow in that enchantment for tens of thousands of years, and this time you dare to come out and watch the old cow crush the eggs of these sissies."

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