The 130th Great War of the Century! The Jade Emperor drove his own expedition
Updated at 10 p.m. on September 29, 2015
Yang Jian said with a smile: "My lord Jade Emperor asked me to give me a message, ask you if you dare to wait on the spot, my lord will lead the army to arrive soon, tell you in advance is to let you be fully prepared, so that we can let the immortals in the heavenly realm take a look.
As soon as the words fell, I heard Duncan's strange scream.A large golden net full of musical notes covered the sky towards Yang Jian's cover.Yang Jian was shocked.Turned into a gust of wind and just escaped through the mesh.The roaring dog under his feet was not so lucky.Suddenly covered by the net.Oh oh screamed.
Duncan laughed and said, "Little ones, let's get some people to decoat and skin this dog, stew dog meat, and serve meat for my six brothers."
A group of people hula surrounded the net and pulled out the whistling dog, and one of them said, "Hey, why does this dog still have a twist, this twist is quite fast, fuck, it's not good to run." Bang.The Heavenly Demon Army was blown up and killed thousands more.Duncan and the others were so angry that they blew their beards and glared.After a little discussion.Snatching food is the king.Keep going.If you encounter a battle.If you don't meet.Let's continue to rob from county to county.
Let's talk about Emperor Tang and his entourage, etc., who are in a hurry during the day and drink at night, who never encounter the traffic police every day when they drink and drive, and who have never encountered the traffic police
Fly out of more than a thousand miles, meet a lot of people in the air, and a person in the middle is sitting on the Nine Dragons Purple Gold Rim, very imposing. Tang Emperor remembered his appearance when he was ravaged in the manhole cover.
There is a person next to him, riding a green ox, Don Nyima is happy to see this, this is also recognized, Taishang Laojun, and then look at it one by one, his eyes are glazed, and he doesn't know how to deal with himself.
Emperor Tang followed the prestige, and said with a smile: "The sect leader is summoning, how dare Tang Nyima not come, all the great gods, Xiao Tang is polite here." There are those who shout "Tang Dasheng is good", some who return the courtesy, some who watch coldly, and some who turn a blind eye.
Have a brief chat with the Tongtian Sect Master.Fang knows that the Jade Emperor's royal expedition lineup is huge.The Seven Great Sages have come six.They are Taishang Laojun.Yuan Shi Tianzun.Tongtian Sect Master.Nuwa Niangniang.Bodhi Ancestor The author is a fan of Sun Wukong.His master is much more powerful than Taishang Laojun in the author's mind.This is a book apocryphal.Zhou Qing is said to be the Buddha is the Tao, known as the originator of the flood wilderness.The author has not seen it.But face must be given.
The second is the Six Emperors, namely the Central Jade Emperor, the Arctic Zhongtian Ziwei Emperor, the South Antarctic Immortal Emperor, the Eastern Pole Qinghua Emperor, the Western Taiji Emperor, the Mother of the Earth, the Earth Niangniang, and the Tang Emperor finally knew where he was after hearing the names of these people.
After that, I won't read the name.Anyway, all of them are ruthless.For example, the Three Officials Emperor, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Four Values Gong Cao, the Four Heavenly Masters, the Four Gods, the Four Blasphemy Dragon Gods, the Four Marshals, the Five Directions Jiedi, the Five Qi Zhenjun, the Five Yue Emperors, the Five Dipper Star Monarchs, the Six Ding Liujia, the Southern Dipper Six Star Monarchs, the Big Dipper Six Star Monarchs, the Big Dipper Six Star Monarchs, the Big Dipper Seven Star Monarchs, the Wuqu Star Monarch was merged into the Tang Emperor because of the zombie incident, the Thirty-six Heavenly Generals, the Twenty-Eight Constellations, and the Twelve Golden Immortals
Emperor Tang didn't know which of these gods was easy to talk to, which one had a bad temper, so he simply ignored no one, and ordered Xie Tianji and the others not to follow.
He was chatting with the Tongtian Sect Master and Zhenyuan Daxian, and a person walked beside him, patting Emperor Tang on the shoulder, and Emperor Tang looked back, he didn't know, and asked, "Your Excellency has something."
The man laughed and said, "I heard that my brother has a subordinate who has practiced my original stunt.
Emperor Tang was a little confused and asked, "What is the stunt of daring to be a noble surname?" The other party said: "Poor road land pressure, more than a thousand years ago, I had a whim, I invented a magic skill, I can ignore any opponent, drag him in front of me, take off into the air and smash his head with my buttocks, causing him serious injury or death. What a good trick. I told this trick to more than 30 of my friends in the past thousand years, without exception, I heard the news of his death not long after.
Don Nyima almost wanted to vomit blood when he heard this.Damn it's you.These people are really blind to treat you as a friend.Asked casually: "Senior Lu himself knows this magic skill."
Lu Jian was a little embarrassed, and said: "Originally, I just caught a live donkey that day, and I was going to use it to practice.As a result, Dao Tong suddenly told me that Chunyuan Zhenren lost blood from anal fissure, and died.
Emperor Tang smiled and said: "I think that your Dao Tong is delaying, if it weren't for him to stir up peace, Lu Zhenren would have used this trick to fight all over the world."
Lu Jian smiled bitterly: "Maybe Poor Dao has nothing to do with this trick. Accept your fate, but your subordinates can learn this trick, which makes Poor Dao very pleased.
Emperor Tang knew that Yuan Shi Tianzun was also in the team, so he didn't dare to release Gu Lagas.
I just wanted to ask the Tongtian Sect Master, what is the best way to break the enemy, but suddenly I heard the Jade Emperor say loudly: "I thought that you were just a group of hungry and crazy refugees.
When Emperor Tang heard this, he hurriedly lowered his head, and just now he was just talking, but he didn't even notice that the front troops of the Heavenly Demon Realm were already below.
A voice of vicissitudes came from afar: "Haotian, the unfinished battle tens of thousands of years ago, let's make a decision today."
The Jade Emperor looked up to the sky and smiled, and said, "Iris, don't put gold on your face, how dare the general of the defeated army speak bravely, I will let your Heavenly Demon Army come and go today."
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