Chapter 199: Quack Heals Camels
Su Zhe spoke wildly, and in front of Chen Guobiao, it was clear that he was losing face.
Chen Guobiao sarcastically said: "Don't pretend to understand, medical things are much more complicated, but it's not a game you play at home." ”
Su Zhe shrugged his shoulders and said, "Doctor Chen, this is just a flash of the lumbar vertebrae, and it really is not a major injury." If you have surgery, I'm afraid it's the worst. ”
"You know, even if you don't take pictures, you know you need surgery. "If Chen Guobiao has suffered a few losses at Su Zhe's hands compared to others, he may hesitate, if he treats the disease, this is his strength, how can he be afraid.
It is true that Chen Guobiao is a brain doctor, but it does not mean that he does not know how to treat surgery. I pinched the young man's back just now and found that his lumbar vertebrae were protruding, and at first glance, the bones were out of place. In this case, it is difficult to see the bone move back by massage alone, and it must be corrected little by little by taking a film and using an instrument to perform surgery.
However, Su Zhe wanted to insult himself, and Chen Guobiao couldn't ask for it, so he would definitely not refuse.
The corners of his mouth sneered disdainfully: "Su Zhe, listen to what you mean, you can cure this injured man?"
Su Zhe was not humble, and said confidently: "Of course, not to mention that I can cure this little thing, even everyone present can do it." He turned his head to the middle-aged man with a long face and said, "How about it, do you want to choose to have surgery or let me, the barefoot doctor, give you two massages?"
The middle-aged man with a long face couldn't make up his mind, this was a hospital, and of course he believed the doctor's words. However, the surgery, not to mention whether there is any danger, just the operation fee plus the next hospitalization fee, I am afraid that it will not be able to be done with 30,000 or 20,000 yuan.
The middle-aged man with the long face and the middle-aged man next to him, who was not very tall, glanced at each other, and heard the continuous painful moans from his son's mouth, and he didn't know what to choose for a while.
A middle-aged man with a long face said: "I still believe that the doctor is better, lumbar spine protrusion is not a small problem, and if it is not cured, it will be really impossible to do anything to leave the old patient in the future." ”
Chen Guobiao was proud for a while, glanced at Su Zhe and seemed to say, look, this is the charm of a doctor.
That smug appearance made Su Zhe want to punch him twice when he looked at it.
It's just that the injured man said that he should trust the doctor, and he, a layman, was really embarrassed to force him. Although he saw the injury through the perspective eye, no one agreed to let him save him, so as not to really leave the old troubles in the future.
Shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "You guys think about it yourself, if I let me make a move, it will be the money of a red potion at most, and if I have surgery, it will be a matter of tens of thousands of yuan." And I am hand to the disease, with the treatment and go. ”
Chen Guobiao snorted, and his contemptuous expression was not missed.
"Su Zhe, you don't even make drafts when you talk big, you can't even treat colds and flu, and scholars are full of big-headed ghosts. Chen Guobiao couldn't help laughing, "Let's see, this society is just because there are a few more people like this who speak wildly, which will lead to the existence of quacks." If everyone came to a regular hospital for treatment, how could there be so many tragedies. ”
Chen Guobiao deliberately wanted to make Su Zhe ugly, and his voice was naturally not small. Besides, this is a provincial hospital, and there is an endless stream of people who come to see a doctor every day, which is more noisy than the vegetable market.
Chen Guobiao's words caused many people who were registering to talk about Su Zhe, and the discussion was naturally not a good thing. Su Zhe's face was very calm, and he smiled and said, "Is it that the quack doctor is willing to let me treat this patient." ”
When I walked in front of the young man, I saw that he was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, sitting on a chair, and his lumbar spine was just resisting, which was even more painful.
"Well, in order to prove who quack is, I will help. If it really can't be cured, I will pay for the surgery and the subsequent hospitalization expenses. ”
Su Zhe's proposal made the long-faced middle-aged man a little moved, he hesitated because he considered the cost, and at this moment someone was willing to bear the cost, and then looked at his son's expression at the moment, and he was eager to try. However, the young man in front of him really doesn't seem to be a doctor, and his son is in pain like this, if he makes a slight mistake, maybe it will get worse and worse, and he can't get it back until he has surgery.
"You don't have to worry, if I really can't be cured, your son will just be in pain. This is not Dr. Chen, with his ability, any incurable diseases are not a problem. Chen Guobiao, a person who likes great achievements and loves face, is even more proud when he wears a high hat for him as an opponent.
However, at this time, Chen Guobiao did not answer, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he was not a little modest in front of Su Zhe.
"Dad, let him try" The young man's waist was in pain, and he was too lazy to think too much at this time, and he would die of pain if he dragged it on.
The middle-aged man with a long face was still hesitant, even if his son opened his mouth, he didn't think much about it. If it is cured, it will save some time, and if it is not cured, someone will pay for medical expenses, which can be regarded as saving a sum of money.
Su Zhe helped the young man up and pinched his waist a few times.
The young man screamed in pain: "You light, if you can't be cured, it's not as simple as paying medical expenses." The young man's tone was not good, Su Zhe was not a doctor, and it was a great risk to agree to let him be treated. He also had a brain-teasing mind to agree with Su Zhezhi, which was simply joking with his life.
Everyone present knew that Su Zhe and Chen Guobiao were making a bet, and when they looked at them, they knew that there was a festival before. Anyway, it's boring to line up with the number, and someone can get some shows out, which is just right to relieve boredom.
Chen Guobiao couldn't wait for Su Zhe to finally beg him for mercy, so that he could be severely humiliated. was humiliated by Su Zhe once, and if he didn't take it back once, he didn't know where to put his face.
Sui saw that Su was pinching the wounded man's waist with the way he looked just now, but he was just drawing a scoop on the gourd. Chen Guobiao sneered: "I think you still obediently admit that you are bragging, you still want to save people like this, and you really think that you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo." ”
Su Zhe stood up straight and said, "I never think that I am the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, don't buckle this high hat of Dr. Chen." On the contrary, I think that you always think that you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, which makes me very unhappy. ”
Su Zhe's face fell, "You are a person who can only watch from the operating table and have never even held a scalpel, why do you always think that you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo." Today I'm going to uncover the hypocritical mask under your white coat and let everyone see if you're a quack doctor. ”
"You-"
"Don't you, you, me, or mine, are you empty-hearted? Su Zhe interrupted, "A quack doctor is a quack, and people like you should be kicked to death!"
After saying that, Su Zhezhen raised his legs, Chen Guobiao was startled, and hurriedly took a few steps back. A sneer crossed the corner of Su Zhe's mouth, and he kicked at the waist of the young man next to him.
"Ouch!"
The young man screamed and fell to the ground.
Su Zhe retracted his foot, his face was a little ugly: "Damn, I kicked the wrong person!"
Chen Guobiao took Su Zhe's expression in his eyes, first stunned and then took the opportunity to reprimand: "Let's see who is the quack, this injured person was originally injured in the lumbar spine, and now he suffers this kick again, I am afraid the injury will be more serious." This person is purely nonsense, don't let him go, call the police and arrest him. ”
The pale face of the middle-aged man with a long face was suddenly angry, and he stepped forward and grabbed Su Zhe's collar and said angrily: "What did you do to my son, I told you not to want to escape!"
The young man who fell to the ground cried out twice, and his heart was equally angry. It's not a cure for someone to kick for no reason, so it's strange if you're not angry.
stood up and rushed in front of Su Zhe, ready to punch him twice.
As soon as the fist was raised, the young man was stunned, and his mouth was surprised: "Hey, my back doesn't hurt anymore"
The young man squirmed twice, confirmed that it was not painful, and said excitedly: "Dad, it's really good!"
The long-faced middle-aged man was stunned for a while, and hurriedly loosened Su Zhe's collar and let his son jump twice, needless to say, this situation was already cured.
Everyone present reacted at this time, and it was all strange. Su Zhe didn't leave anything, just kicked it, it was just amazing.
"It's impossible, it's obviously a herniated lumbar vertebrae, how can you kick it well" Chen Guobiao shook his head in disbelief.
Su Zhe straightened his collar and said, "Doctor Chen, you have to admit who is a quack doctor this time, you actually said that you were going to have surgery on one foot, it's just laughing to death." At first glance, you are the kind of doctor who deliberately takes the patient's condition seriously, and then takes a kickback from the patient's treatment fee. I must have heard the story of the quack doctor curing the camel, so it goes without saying that you must be that kind of person. ”
Looking at Chen Guobiao's ugly expression, Su Zhe didn't mean to speak to him, and raised his voice at the patients present: "Everyone recognizes his appearance, his name is Chen Guobiao, he used to be a brain doctor in the Provincial 147 Military Hospital, I don't know how to get over the provincial hospital today." This guy usually doesn't learn anything, and he thinks he is an expert after drinking foreign ink abroad for two years. I guess he's been a doctor for so many years, and he's never held a scalpel. ”
"Originally, I was just skeptical, so I'm going to bet with him today. Now it has been confirmed that my guess is right, he usually must have specifically described minor illnesses as major illnesses, and then took kickbacks from them. This kind of quack, who specializes in deceiving us with his blood, sweat and blood, must be severely punished! Let him get out of the medical profession!"
The onlookers and their families originally wanted to see the excitement, but after listening to Su Zhe's words, they were filled with indignation. As the two places that ordinary people are most afraid to go to, one is a government agency, and the other is a doctor. Even if there is a little sadness and cold, the hospital is a big lion asking for money.
Who was present who had not been cheated in this situation, and after Su Zhe fanned the flames, someone immediately shouted:
"The heart needs to be severely punished, let Chen Guobiao get out of the medical world!"
"Let Chen Guobiao get out of the medical world!"
"Let Chen Guobiao get out of the medical world!"
The crowd was angry, and everyone shouted slogans smoothly, approaching Chen Guobiao step by step, as if they were going to drown him with spit.
Chen Guobiao's face was blue and white for a while, and he said: "Big, everyone doesn't, you have to listen to his nonsense, I just came here today to do a medical exchange."
"A quack like this who only knows how to take kickbacks and doesn't learn anything, how can he be qualified to do medical exchanges, he must get out of the medical world!" Su Zhe interrupted Chen Guobiao's words very appropriately.
The people are in a state of euphoria, how can he be allowed a chance to argue.