Chapter 2 The drunkard uncle of the 'pit father'
Maoshan is located at the junction of Jurong City and Jintan City, Jiangsu Province, about 60 kilometers away from Nanjing, 10 kilometers long from north to south, about 5 kilometers wide from east to west, with an area of more than 50 square kilometers. Maoshan refers to a famous Taoist mountain in Jiangsu Province, China, which is the birthplace of the Shangqing sect of Taoism and is called the "Shangqing Altar" by Taoists. It has the reputation of "the first blessed land, the eighth cave heaven".
There are many scenic spots on the mountain, there are nine peaks, nineteen springs, twenty-six holes, twenty-eight pools of the scenic spots, the peaks and peaks are stacked, the clouds and mist are shrouded, the climate is pleasant, the strange rocks and strange stones on the mountain stand densely, the large and small karst caves are deep and secluded, the holy pond of Lingquan is dotted all over the place, the winding streams are criss-crossed and intertwined, the green trees cover the mountains, the green bamboo is luxuriant, the treasure of the heavens.
When it comes to "Maoshan Technique", in the hearts of ordinary people, there is immediately a strong feeling of mystery, respect and respect, which may be a deep impression created in the plot of the movie, "Maoshan Taoist" seems to have advanced exorcism, charms, and profound spells to turn things around, so they are both loved and afraid.
Maoshan faction, the main peak of Da Mao Peak, far seems to be the head of the green dragon, it is also the highest peak of Maoshan Mountain, Jiuxiao Wanfu Palace is on it, two Mao Peaks, three Mao Peaks meander down, and the main peak ups and downs, reflecting each other.
Jiuxiao Wanfu Palace, a side hall.
At this time, a Taoist dressed in a yellow Taoist robe, with bright eyes and a fairy wind and bones, was sitting in the center, and it was Danyangzi, the head of the Maoshan faction today. Standing next to him was a tall and burly young man, dressed in Taoist costume, carrying a cloth bag and a peachwood sword.
"Disciple, when you go down the mountain today, you must remember the will of the King of Yama of the Difu conveyed by Judge Cui of the Difu: 'Let you catch ghosts and eliminate demons all the way, and go to the west'Ghost Gate Pass', 'Go and behave well, be sure not to insult the prestige of my Maoshan Sect for thousands of years. In addition, if you meet your unfilial brother, try to persuade him to return to the mountain; if he is still obsessed, he will implement the rules for the teacher and abolish his Taoism. Danyangzi opened his mouth and said lightly to Mao Yi.
"The disciple obeys the order, but, but, but Senior Brother Mao Bin is a rare talent sent by me, just because of that incident, the disciple is afraid that he will not be able to do it. Mao Yi said sneeringly.
If he still has the heart to repent, let him return to the door to accept punishment, if not, you will carry out the rules on behalf of the teacher. "Danyangzi is colorful.
"Yes, the disciple obeys. Mao Yi said helplessly.
"This is one of the three treasures of our faction, the 'Qiankun Bagua Mirror', which can drive away ghosts and subdue demons, reverse the situation and regulate feng shui. Danyangzi said as he handed Mao Yi a simple face, with a gossip picture engraved on the back, and a bronze mirror of unknown age on the front.
"Thank you for Master's gift, the disciple will go down the mountain this time, and he will definitely live up to his mission. Mao Yi took the mirror and said respectfully.
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At the foot of Wudang Mountain, on an ancient street.
Under normal circumstances, a person with an unscrupulous mind can never have a profound "Maoshan Spell", but in today's chaotic society, there are still many "Jianghu Warlocks" with evil intentions, pretending to be "Maoshan Spell", "Zhengyi Talisman", "Qingwei Secret Method" and other names, playing the trick of claiming to be a sophisticated magician, "both cheating money" and "cheating sex", making people think that "Maoshan Spell", "Zhengyi Fu" and my "Qingwei Secret Method" and other Taoist methods are evil arts, but in fact it is a mouse feces and a pot of porridge. Xuan Xuan shook the dust in his hand lightly, and said helplessly.
"Uncle Shi, you were chased by that middle-aged woman last time, and you kept saying, 'You cheated her out of money', which seems to be the same as what you are talking about now," Zhang Qiang, who was wearing a black power suit, said. Before he finished speaking, he heard Zhang Qiang holding his head and said with a wry smile: "Oh, uncle, why are you beating me again?"
"How do you kid speak, can I be compared to those scum of the Dao Sect? I don't look at what age it is now, it's hard to go out without a 'you'. Understand, stinky boy?" "Next time, you kid will mention that I was chased by that middle-aged shrew, be careful to eat me and dust. Are you confident that you can dodge it?" Xuan Xuan then said with a serious face.
"I click, where is Uncle Shi's strength, why can't I avoid his dust every time, I'm about to be knocked into an 'iron head' by him. Zhang Qiang muttered while touching the knocked head.
"Boy, in the next few months of training, you give me an honest face, and come according to your uncle's arrangement. Also, you are responsible for the general ghosts and monsters, and your uncle and I will only take action when necessary. Usually the real masters will show up last, understand?hahaha" Xuan Xuan said with a 'wicked smile' on his face.
"Yes, my nephew will just listen to your arrangement. Zhang Qiang replied helplessly.
"Haha, this is good!" Xuan Xuan stroked his beard and smiled. Then he continued to Zhang Qiang: "By the way, boy, your master and my senior brother gave you a 'Thunder Fire Gourd' before going down the mountain, right?"
"Yes, before going down the mountain, Master said that you can teach me how to use it, Uncle. Zhang Qiang handed the Xuanxu gourd and said respectfully to Xuanxu.
"Boy, it's okay to teach you how to use this gourd, but you have to promise me one thing. Hey, hey," Xuan said with a mockery.
"Well, uncle, please speak. Zhang Qiang said worriedly.
"It's very simple, you will be responsible for buying the wine for me in the next few months. Xuan Xuan said with a smile.
"Uncle Shi, this, this, it's not big, okay?" Zhang Qiang said.
"Boy, you're begging again, aren't you? It's all down the mountain, and you can't see your master and my brother. Besides, it's the 21st century, and who would say that Taoist priests drink alcohol. It's only been a few days since you've learned from your master's old-fashioned style?" Xuan Xuan snorted. He shook his head and continued: "Forget it, I think you should let your master teach you how to use this gourd." My old man still finds his own wine to drink. Really, I've been in the mountains for a few months, and the birds are about to fade out of my mouth, and this time I have to drink a full meal when I go down the mountain. ”
"Okay, my nephew promised my uncle. Zhang Qiang said helplessly.
"Boy, don't just talk about it. Go and help me fill this gourd of yours. You don't need this gourd for the time being, so let's install a bar for me first, remember that it's Wudang Mountain's 'Daqu Wine'? Xuanxu waved his hand and said haha. Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at the 'Thunder Fire Gourd' in Zhang Qiang's hand, and then saw that the gourd in Zhang Qiang's hand was instantly doubled in size.
After waiting for Zhang Qiang, he finally found a few streets, and finally filled a big gourd of wine, and came to the small stone pavilion where Xuanxu was napping.
"Uncle Shi, the wine has been prepared for you, it's getting late, do we have to hurry up and get on the road, otherwise it will be difficult to stay in the hotel at night." Zhang Qiang looked at the sky and said urgently.
"Click, do you think you're still the little boss of the city of S, and you have to find a hotel to stay when you go out? Don't you forget, you came out to practice, your uncle and I are not in a hurry to stay in the hotel, what are you anxious about?" Xuan Xuan reprimanded loudly.
"Yes, Uncle Shi, then at least set off early, otherwise you will have to sleep in the wild tonight." Zhang Qiang said helplessly.
"Hey, kid, you're right, you're really going to sleep in the wild tonight, but you can't sleep, you have to clean up a few harmful imps first. Xuanxu stretched his waist and said.
"Well, my nephew and nephew just listen to my uncle's arrangement. Zhang Qiang smiled bitterly.
"Let's go, let's get to that town first. By the way, salute to help your uncle and me carry it. You have to know how to respect the elderly, right?" Xuanxu suddenly got up, waved his hand at Zhang Qiang, put down the luggage on his back, and then walked straight towards Dingjiaying Town, eighty miles away from Wudang Mountain.
Zhang Qiang shook his head, helplessly picked up the luggage thrown by Xuanxu, and chased after Xuanxu.
Traveling all the way, the two of them only cared about hurrying and did not talk. When Zhang Qiang and Xuanxu arrived at the entrance of Dingjiaying Town, it was already midnight (more than 9 o'clock in the evening).
"Boy, go, just give your uncle a room in a hotel in town, and have someone bring some dinner. Don't ink, I know you've been a small boss and have a little money. Xuan Xuan suddenly spoke.
"Well, yes, Uncle Shi, didn't you say that you would sleep in the wild for a while?" Zhang Qiang asked.
"Yes, it's you, not me, who is sleeping in the wilderness. Hurry up, I'm tired of your uncle and me, go and help me find a guest room to sleep in, and send dinner over as soon as possible. Xuanxu waved his hand.
"By the way, you'll bring it for dinner later. Uncle Shi just taught you the 'Little Circle Light Technique', so that you won't even be able to find where those little ghosts are for a while. It's all the time now, and if you're quick, you should be able to get back in time to catch up on a few hours of sleep. Hehe" came to a small hotel, and Xuanxu, who got the double room card for the standard room, continued, and then walked towards the room without looking back.
"I'm a doctor, what kind of uncle is this, such a 'cheating father', he is buying wine, living in a hotel, and he keeps telling me that monks must be clean, and they are not allowed to drink alcohol, eat meat, or covet anything or anything," Zhang Qiang whispered indignantly.
"Stinky boy, hurry up and bring me dinner. Stop there inking and complaining. By the way, ask the owner what good wine is nearby. Xuanxu, who had already walked away, suddenly sneezed, turned around and shouted towards Zhang Qiang.
"I'm really a 'drunkard' uncle of the 'cheat father'! This looks like a monk monk!" Zhang Qiang said depressedly to himself.
A moment later
Outside the door of the hotel where Xuanxu was located, there was a faint ghost roar and ghost scream, and after listening to it for a long time, Zhang Qiang outside the door heard that Xuanxu was actually singing Huang Xiaohu's "It's Not That Simple":
"It's not that simple
You can love nothing else and don't look at it
It may become practical, for better or for worse
Don't like to be lonely for a long time
Don't worry about no one being in charge
When you feel happy, you are busy
When you feel tired, empty yourself
Listen to what others say
Make your own decisions
Don't want to have too many emotions
A glass of red wine with a movie
Turn off your phone on weekend nights
Snuggled up on the sofa
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"I'm clicking, why hasn't this stinky boy come yet, why hasn't you brought me wine and food. If you don't come again, you'll have to fix him in a while. Xuan Xuan suddenly shouted loudly.
"Tuk tuk tuk" A series of knocks sounded on the door, and Zhang Qiang, who was outside the door, hurriedly knocked on the door when he heard this. opened his mouth and shouted inside: "Uncle, open the door quickly, my nephew has brought you wine and food."
"Squeak", the door was opened by Xuanxu, to Zhang Qiang's surprise, at this time, Uncle Xuanxu was standing on the bed a few meters away from the door, by the window, dancing and singing loudly, and at this time Zhang Qiang saw that the TV X TV station in the room was playing the song "It's Not That Simple" by singer Huang Xiaohu
"Why are you still stunned at the door, hurry up to your uncle and my old man, and bring good wine and food. Xuanxu yelled loudly at Zhang Qiang, who was in a daze.
As soon as the meal was finished, Xuanxu continued to hold the 'Thunder Fire Gourd' filled with wine, burped and took two sips of wine, and sat comfortably on the bamboo rattan chair by the window.
"Boy, turn off the TV and watch the picture on the white wall. Xuanxu stretched out a hand and hit it at the white wall where the TV was.
Then, I saw a faint circular light curtain coming out of the white wall where the TV was located in the room. And the light curtain gradually became clear, and there was a quaint village, and several ghost shadows of different white, black, and red flew out from the grave in the mountain, and they were flying towards the village