Chapter 45: Quilt Sack! Ahri's Bizarre Encounter
July 20, 2015 at 6 p.m. Word Count 1931
In the last book, it was said that the manhole cover was captured for the second time, although the immortals in the heavenly court gritted their teeth with hatred, but they were all helpless, and Sanxiao Niangniang, who came from afar to support, set up a big immortal array, and Tang Nyima and Ahri didn't know if they were confused by the fairy array, or if Lang had a concubine who intended it, anyway, they finally achieved good things in the manhole cover.
Ahri looked at Xiao Tang's mind and his face was no longer flushed, and he seemed to be completely unaffected by the Immortal Array, and as soon as he touched Brother Tang's body, he could immediately see the bewitching dance outside the manhole cover, and suddenly his lust couldn't be suppressed, and his mind was full of copulation.
Ahri, who was scared, avoided Don Nyima from a distance, and shouted loudly: "Brother Tang, can't you see the dance outside now?" Don Nyima said casually: "I can see it, it's okay to look at it at first, but it's still those postures after so long, it's really boring!" Ahri wondered: "I heard the master say that when the gods were in the Great Tribulation, Sanxiao Niangniang used this formation to fascinate countless Da Luo Jin Immortals, why don't you seem to have anything to do now, Brother Tang?" Thirty-six old ladies can charm a group of immortals with a glamorous dance without wearing them? These immortals are too lifeless! The world I used to live in, the shows I watched were all real guns, full of tricks, and it was much more enjoyable than this! This formation can be broken by an otaku there!
Suddenly, Tang Nyima had an idea, and said happily: "If I can subdue Sanxiao Niangniang in the future, and add thirty-six more old men to their immortal array, haha, this formation will definitely meet gods and kill gods, and meet Buddhas!" Ahri, who had just understood human affairs, looked at the excited Brother Tang, and couldn't understand what he was talking about......
Putting aside the internal affairs of the manhole cover for the time being, it is just that the Immortal Array outside really danced for three days and three nights. In the past three days, the court affairs were suspended, the hundred immortals were gone, and the Jade Emperor put everything aside and sat behind the dragon case intently, while practicing, while waiting for the result.
The time has come! Sanxiao Niangniang opened her phoenix eyes and said with a tired face: "Your Majesty, the people in Gaizhong should have died, and the three of my sisters are a little tired, so they will return to Bixia Palace!" With a slight jaw, Sanxiao drove the auspicious clouds and flew in the direction of Bixia Palace.
The Jade Emperor summoned the attendant fairy child, and ordered the iron lid to be placed in the kitchen as a pot lid, and then went to the Pan Tao Garden to pick a hundred catties of fairy peaches and send them to Bixia Palace. The two fairy children obeyed the order and took the manhole cover out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Inside the manhole cover. Tang Nyima couldn't laugh like a man, since the Jade Emperor had mistakenly thought that he was dead, if he escaped back to the world this time, it is estimated that the Jade Emperor would not send the immortals to the lower realm again. As for Ahri's little San'er, I'll say that I died nine times in the heavenly realm, and it was Ahri who saved my husband's life, and then I was put down by Sanxiao Niangniang, and the big mistake was finally cast, Wangqing'er looked at the love of husband and wife, and spared her husband once, you two followed the example of Empress E, let's live together, hehe......
Wiping the corners of his mouth, Don Nyima asked, "Ahri, can we fly directly from the Heavenly Realm to the Nether?" Ahri replied, "I haven't been to the Netherworld, but I heard from the master that anyone in the Heavenly Court who wants to go to the Nether Realm can only go through the Immortal Pool, which is the passage for immortals to descend to earth. ”
At this point, the kitchen arrived, and the two fairies put the manhole lid on the pot where the big bones were stewed, the size was just right! The two fairies laughed and turned to leave.
Along the way, the two chatted while gnawing. Now that she has become a woman from Don Nyima, Ahri no longer hides it, it turns out that Ahri has lived with her master Nine-Tailed Sky Fox on the outskirts of Heaven since she was a child: Sky Fox Mountain. It is far away from the prosperous area of the fairy world, and there is no dispute with the world.
On this day, Ahri was picking wild flowers on the side of the road, and was not aware that an old man with gray hair was wrapped in a sack and abducted. Ahri was in a daze in the sack and heard as if the old man had said that he was cursed by the god of doom in the West, and that he should take good care of himself until he was thirty years old before he could leave freely. When Ahri saw the light again, he had already entered the light pillar formation and couldn't move. Later, an old man named Taishang Laojun came once, saying that Ahri picked fairy flowers by mistake, and the criminal Tiantiao was imprisoned for 12 years, and he could not be released from prison until he was 30 years old.
The more Don Nyima listened, the more familiar he became, how could that old man who caught Ahri look so much like the old man who set himself up!(See Chapter 1 for details) If it wasn't for the old man who was hit by Mommy's two dragon play beads, wouldn't I have to be locked up until I was thirty years old before I could be a daddy? And this old man can actually order Taishang Laojun to help watch people, such a dick? Hongjun is still Kunpeng? But it's not right to think about it, how could the gods be beaten away by the old lady and mortals, forget it, I'll talk about it later!
After gnawing on the bones, Don Nyima and Ahri wiped their hands and mouths, and got ready to go to Tianhu Mountain first!
During the flight, all kinds of fairy birds and beasts don't know how many they encountered, feeling that the other party is awesome, Don Nyima jumped directly on the manhole cover, feeling that the other party is more dish, and it is estimated that the taste is not bad, Don Nyima knocked the other party down and copied the big pot in the Jade Emperor's kitchen from the manhole cover and stewed it, the taste is really good, but there is a little bit of depression, everything can actually speak human words, such as the strange fish that I ate yesterday, when Don Nyima was scraping the scales, the fish actually stared at the dead fish and scolded Don Nyima:" Grandson, when you eat it for a while, there is a kind of you don't spit thorns, choke you eight lambs!"
Just after the troubles of the stupid fish, when he flew over a mountain with Ahri on his feet, he was stopped by a black dragon, and it must be said that the sound of the air flow generated by the manhole cover when he flew almost made him go crazy, so that Don Nyima left Ahri as a mental damage. Don Nyima asked the dragon why it didn't seem to be in any, and the dragon immediately shook his head and tail, dancing with his hands, saying that he was actually in a lot of pain, but he was just stiff because he was strong. Don Nyima sent Ahri into the manhole cover, shook his neck, shook his tendons, damn, play hooligan with uncle, I haven't eaten meat today, so I'll take you meat!